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Sean of the Thread
02-13-2006, 03:24 PM
http://tests.student.com/test.php?tid=6

Evidently I'm quite the slut.

Thank you for completing this test! Your responses have been added.

Rated R

Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!You are 66% extreme
You are more extreme than 89% of other users

so far, a total of 966,418 people have taken this test.
15.2% Rated G 146,608 takers
33.2% Rated PG 320,982 takers
40.6% Rated PG-13 392,820 takers
6.6% Rated R 64,186 takers
4.3% Rated NC-17 41,822 takers

Warriorbird
02-13-2006, 03:32 PM
Rated R

Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know! You are 71% extreme
You are more extreme than 93% of other users.

.....

Uhm, yeah. :coughs:

Miss X
02-13-2006, 03:36 PM
I was PG-13! There should have been questions about what you *would* do as well as have done! ;)

Sean of the Thread
02-13-2006, 04:03 PM
Rated R

Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know! You are 71% extreme
You are more extreme than 93% of other users.

.....

Uhm, yeah. :coughs:


Whoa dude 71%!!! That is a whole 5% sluttier than I.. I cringe to think what answers you varied on since the only questions I answered no to were Piercings..paid for sex...gay oral questions..woke someone up with cunninlingus..and all the BSDM and making someone bleed with nails/teeth and the strap on.

You are a bad man!

Skirmisher
02-13-2006, 04:19 PM
PG-13 also.

You are 53% extreme
You are more extreme than 85% of other users

xtc
02-13-2006, 04:22 PM
PG-13.

I think certain questions killed my score.

No, to STD's
No, to sex with a man
No, to anyone watching
No, to paying for sex.

Wezas
02-13-2006, 04:31 PM
PG

You are 35% extreme
You are more extreme than 72% of other users

I'm not proud.

Sean of the Thread
02-13-2006, 04:31 PM
PG-13.

I think certain questions killed my score.

No, to STD's
No, to sex with a man
No, to anyone watching
No, to paying for sex.


I didn't see a No, to using a strap on. =/

DeV
02-13-2006, 04:33 PM
Damn WB and Xye. The real question is.. what haven't you guys done?!

Rated PG-13
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom."
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You are 52% extreme
You are more extreme than 84% of other users

xtc
02-13-2006, 04:35 PM
I didn't see a No, to using a strap on. =/

lol, yeah no to the strap on question as well.

CrystalTears
02-13-2006, 04:38 PM
Rated PG-13
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom.

"You are 53% extreme
You are more extreme than 86% of other users

xtc
02-13-2006, 04:39 PM
PG

You are 35% extreme
You are more extreme than 72% of other users

I'm not proud.

Shit Wezas you're worse than me. You need to hook up with Robin from Texas, I am sure she could help you boost your score.

Some Rogue
02-13-2006, 04:44 PM
Rated PG-13
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom.

"You are 53% extreme
You are more extreme than 86% of other users

What? Not gonna give us the rundown of how you answered? :D

CrystalTears
02-13-2006, 04:46 PM
I probably should have included beastiality. If you've seen the men I've done... ugh.

See, I'm not the ho everyone thinks I am. :P

DeV
02-13-2006, 04:53 PM
lol, yeah no to the strap on question as well.lol... A definite yes to that one and I still scored a PG-13.

I wonder which questions have the most bearing on your results.

Sean of the Thread
02-13-2006, 04:55 PM
I got to think paying for sex and necrophilia rate up there. I answered yes to STD as well.

Latrinsorm
02-13-2006, 05:17 PM
Rated R

FinisWolf
02-13-2006, 05:19 PM
Rated R

You are 81% extreme

(And to answer questions, just about anything that is consentual and healthy in loving relationship.)


- Finiswolf

Skeeter
02-13-2006, 06:21 PM
You are 73% extreme
You are more extreme than 96% of other users

You KNOW how I like to get down.

firegirl
02-13-2006, 06:29 PM
Rated R

Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!You are 62% extreme
You are more extreme than 92% of other users

Amber
02-13-2006, 06:38 PM
Good grief!

Rated G
Well, you're not extreme at all; that's not to say you're doing things you shouldn't be. If you're taking this test at all, you've probably asked yourself, "Am I extreme?", and if you even have to ask the question, chances are that you ARE extreme, even if just a little bit. Don't be too extreme though, or you'll wake up one day missing a body part (use your imagination).
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You are 18% extreme
You are more extreme than 63% of other users

Snapp
02-13-2006, 06:40 PM
Rated R
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!
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You are 62% extreme
You are more extreme than 92% of other users

Brattt8525
02-13-2006, 07:19 PM
You are 41% extreme
You are more extreme than 80% of other users

Back
02-13-2006, 07:35 PM
<-- PG-13 playa

I wonder why there were no questions about phone or ciber sex?

Kainen
02-13-2006, 07:36 PM
Rated NC-17
OK. What do you do all day? Seriously. It seems like you're too busy researching bizarre sex practices and then actually doing them that you must not have a job or be in school. I mean, necrophilia? You do know what that is, don't you? We're shocked you have access to a mortuary, much less the time to actually... well, enough said.

You are 82% extreme
You are more extreme than 98% of other users

WTF.. I said NO to the necro and beastiality questions.. ok but yes to a lot of the others.

Warriorbird
02-13-2006, 07:38 PM
I'm so glad people beat me.

Back
02-13-2006, 07:39 PM
There are questions on there that, if you answered yes, would probably get a Fed knocking on your door.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-13-2006, 08:11 PM
Rated PG-13
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom."

You are 44% extreme
You are more extreme than 82% of other users

Would have thought I'd scored higher. Guess there are some freaks out there.

Sweets
02-13-2006, 08:24 PM
Rated R
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!
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You are 66% extreme
You are more extreme than 94% of other users

Well....there you are.

Czeska
02-13-2006, 08:27 PM
Rated R
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!
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You are 70% extreme
You are more extreme than 95% of other users

Axhinde
02-13-2006, 11:19 PM
Rated PG-13
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom."You are 48% extreme
You are more extreme than 88% of other users

Merji
02-14-2006, 01:44 AM
Rated PG
Hmm, there's a chance you have a normal sex life... but not a good one. If you're scoring here, you're way ahead of the general public (how many people can say they've hired a live stripper?). You could be the "boy/girl next door" type, à la creepy camera guy in "American Beauty", but then again you may just be getting started; or worse, using this test a checklist of things to do in the future. We hope not!



Yeesh..I thought I'd at least rate pg-13..

Dwarven Empath
02-14-2006, 07:38 AM
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom."
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You are 54% extreme
You are more extreme than 93% of other users

AnticorRifling
02-14-2006, 09:34 AM
Rated R
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!
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You are 70% extreme
You are more extreme than 97% of other users


hmm.....

AnticorRifling
02-14-2006, 09:35 AM
I'd hate to see what my score had been if I answered yes to things I wanted to do on the list but haven't done yet.

drigore
02-14-2006, 11:41 AM
Rated R
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!
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You are 75% extreme
You are more extreme than 98% of other users.

Good thing I'm not fucking the dead cat buried in my back yard...yet.

Killer Kitten
02-15-2006, 09:18 AM
Rated NC-17
OK. What do you do all day? Seriously. It seems like you're too busy researching bizarre sex practices and then actually doing them that you must not have a job or be in school. I mean, necrophilia? You do know what that is, don't you? We're shocked you have access to a mortuary, much less the time to actually... well, enough said.
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You are 84% extreme
You are more extreme than 100% of other users


But I answered 'no' to the necrophilia one! I'm thinking there's a bug in the system.

Skirmisher
02-15-2006, 09:27 AM
Wow.

Axhinde
02-15-2006, 11:02 AM
I wish my score was higher, but I don't want to have to perform fellatio to do it. :(

AnticorRifling
02-15-2006, 11:16 AM
In Killer Kitten's defense she was a stripper :cool:

CrystalTears
02-15-2006, 11:22 AM
So what's your excuse, Mr. Rated R? You're no saint. :P

AnticorRifling
02-15-2006, 11:32 AM
Me? I just like to have fun.

Jolena
02-15-2006, 11:50 AM
Rated R
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!
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You are 67% extreme
You are more extreme than 98% of other users

Eh..hehe. :D

HarmNone
02-15-2006, 12:19 PM
Rated PG-13
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom."
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You are 61% extreme
You are more extreme than 97% of other users

Ish! I'd thought myself something of an innocent in this regard. I guess I'll have to revise my thinking. ;)

Solkern
02-15-2006, 05:22 PM
Rated R
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!
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You are 68% extreme
You are more extreme than 98% of other users

Shari
02-15-2006, 05:41 PM
38% WTF. I'm PG!? That test is stupid. :(

Sean of the Thread
02-15-2006, 05:48 PM
38% WTF. I'm PG!? That test is stupid. :(


Wow.. I also didn't expect those results from you.

Wezas
02-15-2006, 05:51 PM
Hahaha Jesae is at the bottom with me and Merji.

In other news, I want to see Chastittee and Bad Tie's scores.

Jennaen
02-15-2006, 05:53 PM
*blinks*

Rated PG
Hmm, there's a chance you have a normal sex life... but not a good one. If you're scoring here, you're way ahead of the general public (how many people can say they've hired a live stripper?). You could be the "boy/girl next door" type, à la creepy camera guy in "American Beauty", but then again you may just be getting started; or worse, using this test a checklist of things to do in the future. We hope not!
You are 34% extreme
You are more extreme than 83% of other users

Warriorbird
02-15-2006, 07:01 PM
It's funny that what it took to be more extreme dropped so far.

Kelcie
02-15-2006, 11:20 PM
Rated R
You are 72% extreme
You are more extreme than 99% of other users

Drew
02-16-2006, 03:03 AM
Rated G
Well, you're not extreme at all; that's not to say you're doing things you shouldn't be. If you're taking this test at all, you've probably asked yourself, "Am I extreme?", and if you even have to ask the question, chances are that you ARE extreme, even if just a little bit. Don't be too extreme though, or you'll wake up one day missing a body part (use your imagination).
You are 6% extreme
You are more extreme than 89% of other users



The funny part is that the gemstone nerds are way freakier than John Q. Public.

Sean of the Thread
02-16-2006, 08:01 AM
Lies

Jenisi
02-16-2006, 09:31 AM
Rated PG
Hmm, there's a chance you have a normal sex life... but not a good one. If you're scoring here, you're way ahead of the general public (how many people can say they've hired a live stripper?). You could be the "boy/girl next door" type, à la creepy camera guy in "American Beauty", but then again you may just be getting started; or worse, using this test a checklist of things to do in the future. We hope not!
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You are 30% extreme
You are more extreme than 93% of other users

Some weird ass shit in there.

DeV
02-16-2006, 09:36 AM
Rated G
The funny part is that the gemstone nerds are way freakier than John Q. Public.We know how to use our imagination at a whole other level than the average person.

Sean of the Thread
02-16-2006, 09:37 AM
Rated PG
Hmm, there's a chance you have a normal sex life... but not a good one. If you're scoring here, you're way ahead of the general public (how many people can say they've hired a live stripper?). You could be the "boy/girl next door" type, à la creepy camera guy in "American Beauty", but then again you may just be getting started; or worse, using this test a checklist of things to do in the future. We hope not!
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You are 30% extreme
You are more extreme than 93% of other users

Some weird ass shit in there.


COCK TEASE

Chastittee
02-16-2006, 12:30 PM
In other news, I want to see Chastittee and Bad Tie's scores.


You asked, you shall receive.

Rated PG-13
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom."
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You are 58% extreme
You are more extreme than 98% of other users

Czeska
02-16-2006, 12:34 PM
I'm guessing the % and the rating are based on different questions. Since I was only 95% ON THE "MORE EXTREME" part, but got rated R and Chas got PG13 with a 98%.

Chastittee
02-16-2006, 12:45 PM
I'm guessing the % and the rating are based on different questions. Since I was only 95% ON THE "MORE EXTREME" part, but got rated R and Chas got PG13 with a 98%.

Feh. Just admit it woman. I'm an angel compared to you. :-D

Skirmisher
02-16-2006, 01:15 PM
Czeska is a woman of the world is all! :)

CrystalTears
02-16-2006, 01:32 PM
Czeska is a woman of the world is all! :)
Yeah but no one told her to take on the whole world at once.

Nothing but http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/11_1_207.giffor Czeska!

JoeMetal
02-16-2006, 02:02 PM
Rated R
You are 67% extreme
You are more extreme than 99% of other users

noooo way

Czeska
02-16-2006, 02:42 PM
Does that mean Joe's a woman of the world too?

:flees:

Asha
02-16-2006, 03:16 PM
Rated R

You are 78% extreme
You are more extreme than 100% of other users

I hovered over the golden shower yes/no option for a while, wondering if I could alter it slightly to up my score.
Shrug, had to be honest though.

firegirl
01-19-2007, 02:06 AM
Rated XXX
You are 82% extreme
You are more extreme than 100% of other users

Ignot
01-19-2007, 02:16 AM
That was cleary obvious with your avatar.

Tisket
01-19-2007, 05:20 AM
Rated XXX
You are 82% extreme
You are more extreme than 100% of other users

Thanks for bumping a year old thread to let us know that you are quite the deviant. Good job. We were waiting with baited breath. Now we can move on with our lives secure in the knowledge that there exists someone as warped as yourself...

Tisket
01-19-2007, 05:23 AM
Rated R

Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!You are 62% extreme
You are more extreme than 92% of other users

And apparently you've been a busy bee since this time last year...

Landrion
01-19-2007, 08:55 AM
I'd hate to see what my score had been if I answered yes to things I wanted to do on the list but haven't done yet.

Same here, 99% as it was.

Drew2
01-19-2007, 09:09 AM
Rated NC-17
Hmm, there's a chance you have a normal sex life... but not a good one. If you're scoring here, you're way ahead of the general public (how many people can say they've hired a live stripper?). You could be the "boy/girl next door" type, ࠬa creepy camera guy in "American Beauty", but then again you may just be getting started; or worse, using this test a checklist of things to do in the future. We hope not!
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You are 30% extreme
You are more extreme than 96% of other users

Skeeter
01-19-2007, 09:58 AM
somethign changed on this test. I took it again, and now..

Rated XX
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!You are 71% extreme
You are more extreme than 100% of other users


My answers haven't changed.. the last year has been fairly mild.

Drew2
01-19-2007, 10:00 AM
I was very embarrased at some of the questions I had answered Yes to. I think a few people know which I'm talking about.

Stanley Burrell
01-19-2007, 11:53 AM
#1 prostitute in all of Tadjikistan! Hah-five!

You are 20% extreme.
You are more extreme than 89% of other users.

Rated R:
Well, you're not extreme at all; that's not to say you're doing things you shouldn't be. If you''re taking this test at all, you've probably asked yourself, "Am I extreme?", and if you even have to ask the question, chances are that you ARE extreme, even if just a little bit. Don't be too extreme though, or you'll wake up one day missing a body part (use your imagination).

And what Anticor said.

And my kitchen table is made of cold, easily breakable glass from the person who lived here last. No. Sorry. And no head on the side road by the potter's field, either. I guess I have some weird thing against that. And it isn't my not-corpse-sexin' wangpiece.

Chelle
01-19-2007, 12:07 PM
Rated NC-17

You are 41% extreme
You are more extreme than 97% of other users

Yah I'm a lil naughty. :D

firegirl
01-19-2007, 01:20 PM
Thanks for bumping a year old thread to let us know that you are quite the deviant. Good job. We were waiting with baited breath. Now we can move on with our lives secure in the knowledge that there exists someone as warped as yourself...

Your welcome.


In all honesty, I did not pay attention to the dates. a friend and I were browsing the threads while chatting in Im's about the American beauty camera guy reference and sadly did not look at the dates on the posts.
Apologies.

Augie
01-19-2007, 01:42 PM
Rated XX
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!
You are 75% extreme
You are more extreme than 100% of other users

Drew2
01-19-2007, 01:45 PM
We already know you were a nasty kinky bitch.

Nieninque
01-19-2007, 01:58 PM
Your welcome.


In all honesty, I did not pay attention to the dates. a friend and I were browsing the threads while chatting in Im's about the American beauty camera guy reference and sadly did not look at the dates on the posts.
Apologies.

Why would you apologise? There is no time limits to posting and for some people it's fun to read through stuff that was posted a while ago (see Tayre's post).

Ignore Tisket, licking piss off nettles takes it's toll you know.

mgoddess
01-19-2007, 03:01 PM
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom."
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You are 54% extreme
You are more extreme than 93% of other users

That looks similar to mine. I think I got something like 49% extreme, or something.

The Ponzzz
01-19-2007, 04:04 PM
Seriously, wtf...

Rated XX
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!

You are 76% extreme
You are more extreme than 100% of other users!

CrystalTears
01-19-2007, 04:15 PM
Seriously, wtf...

Rated XX

Oh c'mon, quit acting surprised. :tongue:

ElanthianSiren
01-19-2007, 04:22 PM
Rated XX
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would''ve answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn''t be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!
You are 72% extreme
You are more extreme than 99% of other users.


Some of the questions were a little unfair: no siblings and I don't drink alcohol because it's disgusting.

-M

The Ponzzz
01-19-2007, 06:04 PM
It's prolly the S&M questions that did it. You gotta atleast make an effort to try that once...

thornhappy
01-19-2007, 08:24 PM
Rated XX
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!

You are 63% extreme
You are more extreme than 99% of other users

Must be the mild S&M and women. heh.

Shanng
01-19-2007, 09:12 PM
Rated XX
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!You are 81% extreme
You are more extreme than 100% of other users


Shit.

TheEschaton
01-20-2007, 10:30 AM
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Rated X
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom."
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You are 43% extreme
You are more extreme than 97% of other users


My favorite question: "Have you ever seen a live professional stripper?"

If it was essay, I would of responded, "No, but I've seen a DEAD one!!!"

Which is not true in either regard: I've seen a live one...but never a dead one.

-TheE-

Ilvane
01-20-2007, 12:40 PM
Rated NC-17
Hmm, there's a chance you have a normal sex life... but not a good one. If you're scoring here, you're way ahead of the general public (how many people can say they've hired a live stripper?). You could be the "boy/girl next door" type, � la creepy camera guy in "American Beauty", but then again you may just be getting started; or worse, using this test a checklist of things to do in the future. We hope not!
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You are 29% extreme
You are more extreme than 96% of other users

I suppose it could have been worse..but some of those things..my god? LOL

Angela

Methais
01-20-2007, 01:29 PM
NC-17, 40% extreme

GuildRat
01-20-2007, 01:48 PM
Rated XX
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!

You are 68% extreme
You are more extreme than 99% of other users

TheEschaton
01-20-2007, 02:03 PM
So, I took it with all no answers, and it still rated me R. 0% extreme, yet 92% MORE EXTREME THAN OTHER USERS.

-TheE-

The Ponzzz
01-20-2007, 05:10 PM
Answering no question will obviously rate you as R because you a fucking pirate! ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Sean of the Thread
01-20-2007, 05:57 PM
A lot of pirate sex is gonna go down tonight in Tampa.

Doughboy
01-20-2007, 06:22 PM
I'm a whore :(

Thank you for completing this test! Your responses have been added.

Rated X
Easy there! Any more notches on your bed post and it'll be the size of a toothpick. We're happy no one has walked in on your during the act (that you know of), but tone it down a bit, or you'll find you have more in common with Julia Roberts circa "Pretty Woman" than Julia Roberts circa "Stepmom."

RichardCranium
01-20-2007, 07:46 PM
Rated XX
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!
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You are 75% extreme
You are more extreme than 100% of other users

Misun
02-21-2007, 07:40 PM
Rated XX
Well, you're not quite the "King of Kink" yet, but you're well on your way. We're curious what else you would've answered "Yes" to if we had made this test longer. I mean, we thought we would've definitely had you at adultery, since we thought you wouldn't be married, and if you were, that you wouldn't be married long enough to cheat, but what do we know!You are 81% extreme
You are more extreme than 100% of other users


Seems I fit in with the norm here.....what does that say about us?