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Solkern
02-12-2006, 11:11 AM
Had to show my Appreciation for one of the funnest movies ever
Sean of the Thread
02-12-2006, 11:16 AM
Comb the desert!
Solkern
02-12-2006, 11:18 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/Silleck/schwartz.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/Silleck/general.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/Silleck/Dark_Helmet.jpg
Sir WE have new technology!
Instant cassettes tapes!
they come out, before the move is even done!
Prepare ship for light speed!
Dark Helmet:
No, no, no, light speed is too slow!
Col. Sandurz:
Light speed, too slow?!
Dark Helmet:
Yes, we're gonna have to go right to . . . ludicrous speed!
Col. Sandurz:
Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it.
Dark Helmet:
What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Soulpieced
02-12-2006, 11:21 AM
Man, we ain't found shit.
Solkern
02-12-2006, 11:25 AM
Sir when he said comb the desert, do you think we are taking it too literliy?
Nonsense! He said comb the desert! So we are!
Col Sandurz
Sir!
Dark helmet
I told you to knock before you come in here!
Col Sandurz
Sorry Sir we have Princess vespa in sight!
Dark helmet
Did you see anything?
Col. Sandurz
No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
Dark helmet
Good!
Ebondale
02-12-2006, 11:52 AM
Pizza the Hutt!
Sean of the Thread
02-12-2006, 02:02 PM
HAHAH vote for dark helmet!! are you nutz!.. no way.. he obviously lacks political experience.
Solkern
02-12-2006, 02:09 PM
i play nwn online and wow
And our general of our faction is dark elf, and he has a Pet in game called dark helmet, so it's al ittle inside joke we have
Wezas
02-12-2006, 02:54 PM
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
I'm a mog, half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.
Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Colonel Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Colonel Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Colonel Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Colonel Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Colonel Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
Self Destruct Voice: Thank you for pressing the self destruct button.
Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!
Solkern
02-12-2006, 07:06 PM
9, 8, 6,
WHAT HAPPENED TO 7??
Just kidding
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, ,1
Have a nice day!
You too!
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Video Operator: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Video Operator: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Solkern
02-12-2006, 07:12 PM
OMFG SPACEBALLS ROCKS
Ebondale
02-12-2006, 07:13 PM
lol @ Rowi
That is one of my favorite exchanges in ALL movies.
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
<Bridge Crew stands>
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
Soulpieced
02-12-2006, 07:19 PM
Oh Dark Helmet, your helmet is sooo big.
Solkern
02-12-2006, 07:23 PM
<~~ is crying over here
i'm going to go watch the movie AGAIN
i had to buy it last night, My other forums were ranting on about this movie
my wife is so damn sick of this movie, it's tooo funnny
Ebondale
02-12-2006, 07:24 PM
That was my virgin alarm. Its programmed to go off before YOU do!
Solkern
02-12-2006, 07:25 PM
The intro to the movie
:LONG LONG LONG ASS SPACE SHIP:
:We brake for nobody:
Dark Helmet: Come back, you fat, bearded bitch!
-------------------------------------------------
continued from above combo part!!
President Skroob: [enters after the interrogation of King Roland] Well? Did it work? Where's the king?
Dark Helmet: It worked, sir. We have the combination.
President Skroob: Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from planet Druidia. What's the combination?
Dark Helmet: 1 2 3 4 5.
President Skroob: 1 2 3 4 5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage! Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure!
Dark Helmet: Yes, sir!
President Skroob: And change the combination on my luggage!
Solkern
02-12-2006, 07:39 PM
President Screw!
Salute
Hail Screw!
Ship is to big, If i walk the movie will be over!
Crewmemeber: Captain we got them!
Captain: Spectacular Stunt My friends, But all for not
Turn around pls
Ah!, what a pity, What a pity, So princess, you thought you could out wit the impr.....
YOU IDIOTS!, these aren't them! you've captured thier Stunt doubles!
Skeeter
02-13-2006, 01:26 AM
I saw this in the theatre and there were scenes that were cut from the theater version.
One that I remember is Yogurt standing up, he'd really been on his knees the whole movie, and had little booties strapped to his knees. He was like 6' tall.
Then Lonestar drops the big ass statue on now standing Yogurt's foot. He pulls it out, and it's flat like Barfs, but he says something like, great, now my foot looks like a fucking spatula.
It was a couple of my favorite scenes from the movie, and I haven't seen them since the theater. Anyone know if those made it to the DVD version?
Tromp
02-13-2006, 08:57 AM
what do we have? A QUISENART!
Mel Brooks movie right?
Caiylania
02-13-2006, 09:27 AM
That movie is awesome. One of Brooks best.
Solkern
02-13-2006, 09:28 AM
Yes i have the movie on dvd
Sean of the Thread
02-13-2006, 10:37 AM
<---I have SPACEBALLS! the vhs :(
Wezas
02-13-2006, 10:54 AM
<---I have SPACEBALLS! the vhs :(
<you old bastard>
Your betamax version finally die?
</you old bastard>
Solkern
10-11-2008, 02:01 PM
Just watched this movie, had to give this thread a bump
Bokertal
10-11-2008, 02:15 PM
<you old bastard>
Your betamax version finally die?
</you old bastard>
Hey, I still have my Star Wars Betamax tape.
Methais
10-11-2008, 02:18 PM
Spaceballs is the best.
Sean of the Thread
10-11-2008, 02:42 PM
Just watched this movie, had to give this thread a bump
Just now?
Stunseed
10-11-2008, 02:44 PM
Spaceballs is the best.
I thought History of the World - Part I was better, but not by much.
Methais
10-11-2008, 02:50 PM
Just now?
Go back to then.
Bokertal
10-11-2008, 02:51 PM
I thought History of the World - Part I was better, but not by much.
That was on last night. Great Movie, but Space Balls is higher on my list.
Solkern
10-11-2008, 02:51 PM
Go back to then.
When?
Sean of the Thread
10-11-2008, 03:31 PM
We passed it..
Solkern
10-11-2008, 03:32 PM
We passed it..
When will then..be now?
Sean of the Thread
10-11-2008, 03:35 PM
Soon.
Cephalopod
10-11-2008, 04:02 PM
Fuck, even in the future nothing works.
Solkern
10-11-2008, 04:08 PM
comb the desert!
Skeeter
10-11-2008, 05:17 PM
I AINT FOUND SHIT!
Numbers
10-11-2008, 08:48 PM
The new animated Spaceballs is absolutely horrible.
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