25 strippers arrested, with 25 photos.

[Drew]

It actually doesn't start out half bad. Number 1 is decent. Number 3 is flicking off the camera. I had a sort of fell curiousity to look through the whole set, man, it's disturbing. By the time I clicked on number 21, I thought I'd seen all that skeezy strippers had to offer (and what Xyelin's friday nights looked like) but little did I know what horror awaited. Even after I, foolishly, thought I had seen the worst, until I saw number 23. Also, bonus points for seeing how often the cops misspell prostitution.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0203062strip1.html

[Shalla]

Why do some people smile on their mugshots? :Blink:

[DCSL]

Curiosity made me look. I've seen worse on COPS, but some of those gals are still pretty bad. And yeah, why the hell are they smiling?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

21 has got to be a man

[Kuyuk]

The last 5 are just super-scary (21-25)


K.

[Apotheosis]

Boy, this tarnishes the reputations of all strippers out there.

/obvious sarcasm

[Parkbandit]

21 has got to be a man

/agree

That 'girl' is packing a sausage

[Apotheosis]

on the other hand, the "Free" publicity on the internet may launch some of their careers.

[Apotheosis]

#25, can you say "Heroin Addict"?

[Rowi]

I woulda arrested number 23 for exposure, and whoever the fuck had sex with number 21, holy shit!! they need to be slapped! NO BEVERAGE WOULD MAKE HIM/HER LOOK DIFFERENT!

[Drew]

Not only did they have sex with it, they paid money for it!

[Sean of the Thread]

There are some skank ass joints in the area.. that being said.. let me suggest a few for our visitors.

Full nude/full liquor = Bare Assets.

Diamond Dolls.
Doll House.
Oz.

World famous but crappy/expensive = De Ja vu and Mons Venus. Skip them.

[Miss X]

Oh my GOD. Every single one of those women looks skanky as hell. Men actually PAY to see them strip?

[Drinin]

Holy Christ, those last 5 were beastly.

[Emo Emu]

Number 1 isn't all that bad. It's all down hill after that, unfortunately.

[Snapp]

Also, bonus points for seeing how often the cops misspell prostitution.

I don't think it was spelled right at all! Geez.

And yeah, 21 has to be a dude.. 23 too.

[Emo Emu]

Oh.. about the smiling part on mugshots.. I remember when I got arrested, taken into the station, booked, and got my mugshot. I definately smiled. I also smiled on my probation picture way back when. Hell, if I'm there, I might as well have a good time.

[Back]

lol, is this really real?

I would do number 1 or 5. 6 looks like a meth head. Surprised she has her teeth. 8 isn't bad but she sure does not look like a hooker. Maybe 10. Its hard to believe that some of these chicks are hookers. I mean, some of them look like your average random suburban chick. 21 is a dude. So is 23.

[Ebondale]

Remind me never to go to Florida for it's strip clubs. Holy moly theres some fugly strippers over there. O_o

[Back]

This thread reminds me of that show Cathouse on HBO. Funny stuff.

[Augie]

Wow I am scarred for life after seeing the last pictures on there. They should have just stopped after #1's pic.

[Moist Happenings]

One of my employee's sister's was murdered at that strip club two days ago. They should shut the whole place down.

[Ebondale]

As morbid as that is, Neff -- which strip club are you talking about? There was like 5 or so mentioned in the news article, I think.

[CrystalTears]

Hey don't punish all of Florida for Tampa's screwups. Blame PB, God only knows what he's doing to them. :D

Those last ones were hideous. Ugh, I'm scarred.

The first girl that was smiling was flipping the camera off so, heh, that may explain that one. The others probably just don't care.

[Ebondale]

Hey don't punish all of Florida for Tampa's screwups. Blame PB, God only knows what he's doing to them. :D

For all we know hes the ringleader. You can move around a lot of strippers in a minivan, you know.

[Moist Happenings]

I take it back. I was looking for the article online but couldn't find it. It was Club Manhattan, which is near those, but not listed there.

[Rowi]

number 23! now i am pissed, my wife told me she was staying at her sisters that night!! damn her!

[Neildo]

Dude, did you guys check out the other article linked about the same sting that happened a few days earlier elsewhere? What the hell is up with this chick's eye?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip12.html

- N

[HarmNone]

Looks like she's got conjunctivitis to me. Yuck!

What's really sad is how young some of those girls look. :(

[Neildo]

What's really sad is how young some of those girls look.

Or do you mean how young they are but how old they look (drugs, etc)?

;)

- N

[Sean of the Thread]

Dude, did you guys check out the other article linked about the same sting that happened a few days earlier elsewhere? What the hell is up with this chick's eye?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip12.html

- N


I told her to bring me a beer once! Don't make me tell her twice.


That bust was last summer. Like I said in my earlier post this is huge metro area and there are WAAAY to many skanky joints. Navigate clear of those and stick to the few I suggested. Unless you're looking for a a $30.00 blow job then goto those skank joints. Hell I bet some of them would give head for a soft taco..

[SpunGirl]

That was interesting. #21 was my favorite... she looks like a dude.

-K

[Alfster]

Oh my GOD. Every single one of those women looks skanky as hell. Men actually PAY to see them strip?


Half the fun at strip clubs is laughing at the ugly ones. It's always entertaining to see some skank get up on stage and half of sniffers row will get up and leave.

The other half comes from what people say to them. My buddy once told a stripper that "You look normal enough, why don't you get a real job?"

Of course, there's always the game where before she takes off her drawers, you make a quick bet on what the axe wound will look like. Is it more roast beefish, hairy, ect. The loser ends up having to put a dollar out. (that's only for the nasty bitches)

[Ebondale]

http://www.tampabays10.com/weird/weird_article.aspx?storyid=26724

Hooray for more stripper arrests in Florida with MORE mugshots! :D

[Bobmuhthol]

I think my favorite was the one who couldn't hold the paper so it was folded over and therefore unreadable, only because she was either really stupid or really smart.

[The Ponzzz]

I tell ya, I do adult ads(well did at my old job) and they are all hookers. they all told me how often they get arrested and how quick they are out. the ones smiling, are just prolly use to it... And those girls are all pretty decent compared to the many that put ads into my paper... There was this lady, Crystal Wall is her name. She had cysts removed from her throat so she can hardly speak. Super boney looking from all the crack she does with flaking skin. And that bitch gets the most calls!

[Tsa`ah]

I think my favorite was the one who couldn't hold the paper so it was folded over and therefore unreadable, only because she was either really stupid or really smart.

Or she was double saluting the camera ... look at the fingers. 7 just gave the standard single salute.

21 could be a fucking linebacker for the Buc's ... why she's prostituting instead of collecting the NFL paycheck is beyond me.

[Tsa`ah]

I tell ya, I do adult ads(well did at my old job) and they are all hookers. they all told me how often they get arrested and how quick they are out. the ones smiling, are just prolly use to it... And those girls are all pretty decent compared to the many that put ads into my paper... There was this lady, Crystal Wall is her name. She had cysts removed from her throat so she can hardly speak. Super boney looking from all the crack she does with flaking skin. And that bitch gets the most calls!

Shit deep enough for hip waders or a sad sad existence ... I vote for both.