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Moist Happenings
02-03-2006, 02:47 PM
The prices contained herein are flat unless otherwise indicated, or unless you don't want to pay the flat price in which case feel free to make any offer on any item, in trade, coin, or cash. With that said:

a wickedly sharp vultite handaxe bound with a sturdy leather grip. Altered fel hafter - SOLD!

a beanbag toy, heavily scripted, pretty old. Can take hundreds of different forms and has several actions. Demonstrations upon request. 1.3 million

a midnight blue rolaren shield. +25, medium shield. 850k

a rugged dark leather dagger harness. Holds 7 daggers. heavily actioned.
This dagger harness is both sturdy enough to hold multiple dagger-sized weapons and light enough to not be a burden on the wearer. Strategically aplaced underneath each slit is a small black cap, perfect for helping to secure each weapon by both hilt and point. Sheathed within the slits of your leather dagger harness, you see a dagger. 400k

a two-headed dog crested shield. +20, medium. stylish! 40k

some sleek black stalking leathers. +20, double leather, TAKEN OFF MARKET

a keenly edged vultite warblade. +20, falchion-based, 250k

Seany's mouth. Overworked. 50k

a serrated vultite falchion. +20, falchion-based, 250k

a sweat-stained leather headband tooled with a single rune. slightly used. 100k

a peaked purple wizard's hat. also very stylish. SOLD

a pair of ebon suede-backed gloves. small pocket. 25k

Tayre's dignity. Slightly battered and bruised. MB: 1 silver
*Updated to reflect current pricing*

an ash-hafted mithril moon axe. +5, GIVEN AWAY

a slender dark imflass pavade. +12, dagger-based. 20k

a sharp faenor javelin wrapped with etched gold rings. 2x. 75k

a mail herb pouch. Holds...uh..herbs. 5k

a pair of silver hoop earrings. For the nights I went out in drag. SOLD

a jagged-hooked throwing net. +20. 40k

a black silk throwing net. 20k

a bubbling potion-crested shield. +20, medium. 40k

a rust-hued leather ankle-sheath. 5k

a thanot-inlaid gnarp horn. wearable on the belt. Holds whiskey(also other liquids. but mostly whiskey). 25k

a faenor short sword with a blood-red ruby pommel. 2x. 50k

a black tam. wear it on your noggin. SOLD

Neff's penis. Underworked. Small. In a pinch can be used to floss your teeth. Looking for donations.

a stained vultite hook-knife. brawling weapon. +20. 40k

a cage-hilted shining vultite rapier. +20. 40k

an ivory hair-ornament suspending two owl feathers. 40k

an incarnadine-speckled drakar quoit. thrown weapon. SOLD
a sharp vultite troll-claw. +20, 50k

Harmnone's common sense. 40 million.

a silvered bottle embossed with a black forest viper. Holds liquids. SOLD

an engraved pewter tip cup. SOLD

some bloused black silk pantaloons. 5k

a white linen haik. 10k

a curled folio of music manuscript. No idea what this is. I can't seem to do anything with it. 25k!


Please keep in mind that i've been gone for nearly 2 years now. I probably have no idea what these items are or what they do for the most part, and I'm probably way off on what the current pricing should be in one way or another. Feel free to critique my prices here, if you feel the need. Let me know if i'm asking way too much or too little for something.

I'll be updating and adding more to this list as I go.

I forgot: To bid, u2u me, email me at jinfair@yahoo.com, or bid on AIM SN: Ich Liebe Pimmel (if you speak german I can explain)

Prices updated 2/17/06.

Drew
02-03-2006, 03:01 PM
I think you've highly overvauled Tayre's dignity.

Moist Happenings
02-07-2006, 07:11 PM
Bizzump. Buy my crizzap.

Ebondale
02-07-2006, 07:24 PM
20 coins on Neff's penis and is that black claidhmore a new style or old style claidh?

Moist Happenings
02-07-2006, 08:25 PM
Er, not sure. I gave it away, at any rate. Lemme just...take that off...

Ebondale
02-07-2006, 08:57 PM
Your penis or the claid? O_o

Moist Happenings
02-07-2006, 09:44 PM
both.

Penis to Raeyanii for free.

Claid to Znug.

Augie
02-08-2006, 10:38 AM
AIM SN: Ich Liebe Pimmel (if you speak german I can explain)

I'd love to hear the explanation.

Raeyanii
02-08-2006, 01:37 PM
How are you going to randomly throw Rae in there?

Moist Happenings
02-09-2006, 08:00 PM
I'd love to hear the explanation.

My ex girlfriend's parents spoke fluent german, and we were sort of "sneaking in under the radar" being as I worked for the law firm representing her school district/she was in high school/I was in college, and her parents started inquiring about who she was talking to on AIM all the time and she explained that it was her friend Chad and that he was gay.

So I made the screen name to prove it!

And now i'm sort of attached to it..


I <3 cock.

Moist Happenings
02-17-2006, 12:13 AM
Prices and availability updated. Tayre's dignity still up for grabs!