The Return of the....

[Wezas]

Huge Crap Appreciation Thread.

It needed to be done. Trust me.

Which Poopie Are You? (Poopie list) (http://www.brynosaurus.com/funny/Poopie.html)

Also, is it odd that every morning, as soon as I have something to drink (water, coffee, soda, anything) - within 5 minutes I'm in the bathroom stall?

[Ilvane]

Thank you for sharing.

-A

[Sean of the Thread]

Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops...a poopie!!!

[CrystalTears]

Haha! Xyelin sharted!!

[Snapp]

ROFL Those are hilarious. Who sits around and thinks this shit up?

[Sean]

I-Think-I'm-Giving-Birth-Through-My-Asshole Poopie
Combination of Lincoln Log Poopie and Spinal Tap Poopie. The shape and size resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

Especially this morning. I took such a massive shit that when I flushed without looking in the bowl it clogged up the toilet and was seconds away from overlowing onto the floor when I noticed and did an emergency plunging manuver to force that turd down.

[Alfster]

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Hate that at work.

[Sean of the Thread]

I-Think-I'm-Giving-Birth-Through-My-Asshole Poopie
Combination of Lincoln Log Poopie and Spinal Tap Poopie. The shape and size resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

Especially this morning. I took such a massive shit that when I flushed without looking in the bowl it clogged up the toilet and was seconds away from overlowing onto the floor when I noticed and did an emergency plunging manuver to force that turd down.


Hehe you havn't read your emergency shit manual... page 4 section b clearly states to "quickly reach behind the toilet and turn the water knob to the right"

I've performed that on several occasions to avoid shitclogged toilet from running over.

[Snapp]

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Hate that at work.
This one would be horrible at work too:

Gassy Poopie (The Sonic Dump)
It's so noisy that everyone within earshot starts giggling.

[Sean of the Thread]

This one would be horrible at work too:

Gassy Poopie (The Sonic Dump)
It's so noisy that everyone within earshot starts giggling.


Whenever I am forced to take a shit in public such as the mall food court bathrooms I make sure to go out of my way and make some real grunting/moaning stomping of the feet just to scare everyone.

[Wezas]

So I've got this friend (a female) who goes for extended periods of time without pooping. Normally it's few days, but it's been as long as two weeks.

I'm not going to tell her to change her diet, etc. But does anyone know any downsides/risks to only pooping occasionally?

[Skeeter]

you can become severely impacted and die. May be an upside if you dislike this chick.

It's seriously bad to go longer than 3 days without a poopie.

[Sean of the Thread]

I think it is also added danger if the person who holds 2 weeks worth of poop is short. Can imagine having 2 weeks worth of poopie and say you hit a curb in your car? Results could be apocalyptic.

[Miss X]

I Hate You All!

[Wezas]

Bumpity bump bump

I'd like to add one to the initial list on page 1.

Cobra poopie:
One that is coiled to look like a cobra about to strike.

That is all.

:edited to add:

Repeat Performance Poopie:
And you thought you were done the first trip to teh bathroom!

[Solkern]

lawl that is funny