Thats just nasty.

[Ebondale]

As some of you are aware I have had a grande olde time watching the paint dry today at work. During this time I have had the coveted task of 'cleaning out the carpet shampooer'.

Anyone who has ever cleaned a carpet shampooer before knows that the 'dirty water' bucket on the unit is some of the foulest shit out there and this particular bucket had stuff sucked into it from a floor where a bunch of guys work and the floor probably hadn't been cleaned for about a decade.

Needless to say this dirty water splashed all over me in my attempts to clean out the bucket in a sink that was... way too small.

This isn't the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to me by a long shot. I'm curious, though. How about you guys? Whats the grossest damn thing that has ever happened to you?

[Back]

Reminds me of the show Dirty Jobs, which is unusually interesting to me.

[Fallen]

I had to necropsy something that was nearly gelatinous in its state of decay once at work.

Other than that, cleaning up different bodily fluids and the like.

[Snapp]

We've had elderly customers come in and ask to use the bathroom who have then proceeded to explode shit all over the bathroom floors/walls. Luckily, I have underlings to clean that up though. :weird:

[Edited on 1-15-2006 by Snapp]

[Stunseed]

Originally posted by Snapp
We've had elderly customers come in and ask to use the bathroom who have then proceeded to explode shit all over the bathroom floors/walls. Luckily, I have underlings to clean that up though. :weird:

[Edited on 1-15-2006 by Snapp]

This would be my nasty as well. This 400+ lb woman came into my old store and let out what seemed to be the blast radius of a shotgun in the women's restroom. Thank god for employees, too. :smilegrin:

[Ilvane]

You have to wonder what possesses people to splash their crap all over the place and not even attempt to clean it up..god damn that is disgusting.

-A

[Bobmuhthol]

If someone else is getting paid to do it, why should I? Not that it would ever happen to me in the first place.

[FinallyDomesticated]

I had brought a guy home back in high school. I was completely in the whole impress him, don't mess up mode. We sat down for dinner with my grandparents. The family dog was sitting under the table.

Suddenly the dog sneezed and blew a booger on my leg. Which totally messed me up. I never knew dogs had boogers. I never imagined dealing with a dog booger. And I was lke 16 so I was mortified.

Today, I could probably laugh about it. But the thought of that moment, that nasty nasty dog booger. Ugh.

[Ebondale]

A few years ago I was really into this one girl named Mallory. One night we started making out and she unzipped her pants and pulled them halfway down her butt. I thought something was wrong but she seemed into it so we kept going and her pants came all the way off. By this point I knew I definitely smelled something. We were kissing and I sat up to look at her and she pulled her panties to the side... then it hit me.

Her vagina looked like she had never trimmed or shaved it in her entire lifetime. Imagine a girl who probably gets excited several times a day but never bothers to wash... down there. The juices just stay and harden and build upon one another. Her pubic hair looked like one gigantic dredlock with multicolored pieces of lint and even some glitter stuck all up inside of it. The smell was overwhelming. It instantly filled the whole room and my eyes watered.

I vomited inside of my mouth and ran out the door and down the stairwell coughing vomit all the way to my car and sped away.

Never saw her again. Go figure.

[Alfster]

Strangely enough, I've had both of Ebondale's stories happen to me.

I've had far worse than that though.

[Ebondale]

Do share. ;)

[Faent]

That's retarded. Chances are, you just turned her on. (In other words, her pubic hair was matted due to *recently* excreted juices.) I very much doubt she has the so-called "dredlock pussy" all the time. Perhaps she had an infection (thus the smell), but your notion that she hadn't washed down there in months is childish. Grow up.

[Miss X]

Heh, I have a pretty gross story about something that happened to me recently....

As some of you know, I'm a grad school student in the Dept of Health and Human Sciences and as a result of this all of my college friends are Nurses and Physiotherapists. We see and deal with some pretty fucked up things at work and I can handle pretty much anything. Body fluids, dead bodies, rectal examinations...

However, I managed to encounter something much worse and it wasn't even at work!

A few months back on Halloween a load of us had all gone out dressed up to a club on campus. We all got pretty smashed and went back to crash at the house four of my college friends rent. I was sleeping on the floor in the lounge with my friends Helen and Mike.

I kept thinking I could smell something weird and could hear someone's stomach gurgling away. Helen wasn't sleeping, she just kept pacing around making gagging sounds. Mike and I managed to get her into bed but 30 mins later she was up and she went to the bathroom. She came back and just sat on the sofa for a while.

Eventually I got up to check she was okay, took a look at her and she looked pretty ill and smelt disgusting. I went to the bathroom and it was COVERED in shit. I mean, it was everywhere from the tiles to the floor.

I was totally gagging but I felt that I couldnt leave it as it was my friends house and it would suck to wake up to that. I found me some gloves and cleaned up as much as possible.

Helen then got up and I realised she was also covered in shit and still totally drunk so I then had to get her in the shower and clean her up too! Yay.

I totally crossed the boundaries of friendship there. That's something I never imagined I could do. Of course, a few hours later she had slept it off and claimed she had no idea what had happened. I've not been out drinking with her since though. :no:

[Snapp]

Holy crap you're a good friend Miss X. :barf:

[Jazuela]

One of my cats got bitten by another cat belonging to a housemate. I didn't know it at the time because the bite was over her eye, where she had a tuft of fur and it didn't bleed enough to notice it. A few days later I saw the scab and the tuft of fur sort of clumped up, so I kept watch for a couple of days. She scratched the scab off and it was infected underneath. Pretty nasty stuff, so I took her to the vet emergency room. They told me what they'd do, and how much it would cost. I told them $500 to anesthatize her just so they could rinse it out with peroxide and stitch it up was ridiculous, and took their prescription for antibiotics and went home with my infected cat.

I then had to clean the wound myself, with peroxide just like the doctor was going to do, and held the poor kitty down and stitched her up my own damned self, with no anasthetic. Got a couple of bitemarks on my wrist for the trouble, but apparently some of the nerves had been damaged when she was bitten so it didn't hurt her nearly as much as I thought it would. I think she was just scared and annoyed more than anything else.

But that stuff in the infection was nasty, green gooey globulous stinky yellowish pus and having to tuck a couple of stitches in there myself was just....icky.

I made her take the antibiotics and she was fine in a few days.

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by Snapp
We've had elderly customers come in and ask to use the bathroom who have then proceeded to explode shit all over the bathroom floors/walls. Luckily, I have underlings to clean that up though. :weird:

[Edited on 1-15-2006 by Snapp]

Bahaha, we've had that too.

And I too, have underlings to clean it up. :)


Additionally, my mother used to breed Labradors when I was a kid. They always seemed to have puppies at the most inconvenient times.

So there I was, sitting there at 4 in the morning when I realized that the dog probably was going to have its last puppy stillborn but it was so exhausted it just didn't have the energy to do it.

Now you can't just you know, let it not have the puppy, as was my first thought, because it'll like you know..die or whatever.

Anyway so I called the very angry vet at 4 in the morning on Sunday and was all like "Yo this dog is blah blah blah and the whozit and in conclusion it's stuck"

Anyway so I took the dog to the vet, who was very tired and grouchy, who made me to the dirty work of sticking my hand into the dogs who who and pulling out a dead puppy.

In conclusion, don't breed dogs.

[Edited on 1-15-2006 by Neff]

[Ebondale]

Originally posted by Faent
That's retarded. Chances are, you just turned her on. (In other words, her pubic hair was matted due to *recently* excreted juices.) I very much doubt she has the so-called "dredlock pussy" all the time. Perhaps she had an infection (thus the smell), but your notion that she hadn't washed down there in months is childish. Grow up.

I was there, you were not. Do not ever presume to tell me what I have or have not seen.

[Alfster]

Originally posted by Faent
That's retarded. Chances are, you just turned her on. (In other words, her pubic hair was matted due to *recently* excreted juices.) I very much doubt she has the so-called "dredlock pussy" all the time. Perhaps she had an infection (thus the smell), but your notion that she hadn't washed down there in months is childish. Grow up.

Grow up, haha.

I love how you claim to know what some chicks pubes look/smell like even though you weren't fucking there.

[SpunGirl]

Dude, some chicks CAN have nasty areas. A "normal" smell is one thing, and dudes who can't handle it SHOULD grow up. But especially if she's adverse to tampons for some reason, there should be some trimmage down there. And it should be washed. With soap. At least once a day. AT LEAST.

-K

[Ebondale]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Dude, some chicks CAN have nasty areas. A "normal" smell is one thing, and dudes who can't handle it SHOULD grow up. But especially if she's adverse to tampons for some reason, there should be some trimmage down there. And it should be washed. With soap. At least once a day. AT LEAST.

-K

I can handle a natural feminine scent but this was absolutely absurd, SpunGirl. Off the charts horrible.

[SpunGirl]

Yeah, I'm getting the impression you know the difference. I mean, no one expects it to taste like cookies.

-K

[Ebondale]

You're absolutely right, one can't expect it to taste like cookies. I've known some girls who wash and wash and wash and the natural scent/taste is still there. Other girls have really very little maintenance and nothing adverse ever goes on down there.

Mallory was a... unique case.

[Moist Happenings]

Holy shit you mean it doesn't taste like cookies?

what have I been eating all these years, then?!

And why are all these Oreo wrappers cluttering up my bedroom?!

[Killer Kitten]

The worst smell I've had to deal with on a long-term basis is eau de porcupine. Porcupines smell like the worlds worst case of body odor, to the power of 100. I swear on hot days in a closed room the smell of porcupines can give you a nosebleed. Nasty!

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Killer Kitten
The worst smell I've had to deal with on a long-term basis is eau de porcupine. Porcupines smell like the worlds worst case of body odor, to the power of 100. I swear on hot days in a closed room the smell of porcupines can give you a nosebleed. Nasty!

Which begs the question, why the hell do you have porcupines in your room?

[xtc]

Originally posted by Fallen
I had to necropsy something that was nearly gelatinous in its state of decay once at work.

Other than that, cleaning up different bodily fluids and the like.

You're a Coroner?

[Eviltwinpsu]

worst smell i ever had was when i was working in a chicken finger factory....

i was cleaning the cooler where we store the boxes of chicken breasts. we store them on pallets on racks so as they sit there they drip juices down...

so immagince having to clean a rack that prob hasnt been cleaned in a year or so (you dont need to clean the racks because everything is in boxes and on pallets) so i go to remove one of the supporting cages on the rack and this juice runs out of the middle channel all over my jeans...

this was at 7am i had to work with that smell for another 8 or 9 hours...it was horrible

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Eviltwinpsu
so immagince having to clean a rack that prob hasnt been cleaned in a year or so (you dont need to clean the racks because everything is in boxes and on pallets)

Whoever told you that is full of shit and should be fired immediately.

Jorddyn

[Eviltwinpsu]

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by Eviltwinpsu
so immagince having to clean a rack that prob hasnt been cleaned in a year or so (you dont need to clean the racks because everything is in boxes and on pallets)

Whoever told you that is full of shit and should be fired immediately.

Jorddyn

ohh do so enlighten me on how you know that this is the case do you work for the usda?

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Eviltwinpsu
ohh do so enlighten me on how you know that this is the case do you work for the usda?

No, but I work in a poultry processing plant. In order to comply with HACCP and other USDA regulations, everything in our facility with primary or secondary (and sometimes tertiary or further down the change) contact to food is cleaned at LEAST daily. Additionally, common sense dictates that if it can spread foul smelling goo over you, it can certainly spread it over the food. Whether or not that food has yet to be cooked is irrelevant - it is gross, disgusting, and should not be allowed. Ever.

Jorddyn

[Eviltwinpsu]

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by Eviltwinpsu
ohh do so enlighten me on how you know that this is the case do you work for the usda?

No, but I work in a poultry processing plant. In order to comply with HACCP and other USDA regulations, everything in our facility with primary or secondary (and sometimes tertiary or further down the change) contact to food is cleaned at LEAST daily. Additionally, common sense dictates that if it can spread foul smelling goo over you, it can certainly spread it over the food. Whether or not that food has yet to be cooked is irrelevant - it is gross, disgusting, and should not be allowed. Ever.

Jorddyn

If you would have read my post this was not a food contact surface but a storage rack for pallets of boxed chicken therefore it was in no danger of ever coming in contact with a food surface

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Eviltwinpsu

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by Eviltwinpsu
ohh do so enlighten me on how you know that this is the case do you work for the usda?

No, but I work in a poultry processing plant. In order to comply with HACCP and other USDA regulations, everything in our facility with primary or secondary (and sometimes tertiary or further down the change) contact to food is cleaned at LEAST daily. Additionally, common sense dictates that if it can spread foul smelling goo over you, it can certainly spread it over the food. Whether or not that food has yet to be cooked is irrelevant - it is gross, disgusting, and should not be allowed. Ever.

Jorddyn

If you would have read my post this was not a food contact surface but a storage rack for pallets of boxed chicken therefore it was in no danger of ever coming in contact with a food surface

If you understood my post, you would know that I read your post. Secondary contact = comes in contact with something that comes in contact with food.

Ill let you guess what tertiary means.

Jorddyn

[Eviltwinpsu]

If you understood my post, you would know that I read your post. Secondary contact = comes in contact with something that comes in contact with food.

Ill let you guess what tertiary means.

Jorddyn

so to not hijack this thread im going to stop this discussion

and to keep on topic... a friend of mine was staying at my brothers house and ended up shitting on his couch.... got up and just left it that way and blamed it on my brother's dog...

didnt even clean it up after rolling around in it for a night..

the dogs were locked up in my brothers room and didnt get out all night...

my brother had to clean up the couch

[ELO]

Back in summer '04, I was working at an ice rink. The rink was completely broke, so they could only afford two Zamboni drivers. We were fairly lazy, and didn't feel like training anyone else anyways.

So, one day, a mutual friend of ours asked us to come down and help him repaint the Hampton Roads Admirals ice for a week. We couldn't both go, so I decided to stay behind while Tom left.

About 3 days into that week, one of the skate guards came up to me and told me there was a big mess in the mens bathroom. I figured there'd be a mess on the floor, maybe some splatter on the toilet. Boy was I in for a surprise. I don't know how they did it, but it looked like a grenade went off in there. The entire back wall was coated in shit, some it was eye level, too, which is impressive, because I'm 6'2.

There was no way I was going to clean that up. I couldn't even bring myself to making a skate guard clean that up. We agreed to deny ever seeing it, and I locked the door to that stall from the inside so no one would bring it to my attention again.

It sat there for 4 days, crusting over and bonding to the wall. And then Tom came back. Tom is a really big guy, and easily angered, so my ass was hiding on the roof, with a few staff members I felt like saving. He had to get a spatula from the concession stand and chisel it off the wall. It took him all night long too. Poor guy, better him than me, though.

And yes, he put the spatula back.

[SpunGirl]

ELO, that was definitely one of the most disgusting stories posted yet.

And I also feel better knowing more about chicken storage.

-K

[Tisket]

Jesus, I KNEW better than to read this thread. Well, good news is that my gag reflex is alive and well...

[Fission]

This company I worked for was looking to expand with another retail location, and wound up securing a slot in a pretty upscale mall.

We got to check out the location, and they let us in through the temporary wall up front. Everything looks great up front, of course, so we go back to check out the office area, still no problem... until we opened up the second bathroom/storage room.

Apparently someone disgruntled left a parting gift... a huge dump that sat fermenting behind that closed door for the three months the store was closed. When we cracked that door, the stench that rolled out, it was like getting hit with a brick.

Thankfully, I didn't have to clean that one up either.

And what is it with almost every one of these stories somehow involving shit?

[Ebondale]

And what is it with almost every one of these stories somehow involving shit?

I was noticing that, too! Can't explain that one... I was hoping that I wouldn't be the only person with an "eww she's nasty!" story.

You'd think that at least ONE person here got stuck with a trannie. :D

[Snapp]

You'd think that at least ONE person here got stuck with a trannie. :D
My bet would be on Xyelin. <insert former :lol: smiley here>

[Ebondale]

That, and I totally expected Bob to have some kinda "so I was with this old chick when suddenly" story.