Jail script

[Gigantuous]

I don't know who the author of this is, but whoever he/she/it is, I give full credit for being an absolute genius. This is easily my favorite script.

Name it .jail, then run it like .jail Gigantuous paladin male giant, etc. If you type .jail once, it'll basically tell you what to do.

If there are any problems...don't ask me, I have no idea how to fix them.

That being said, enjoy!



If_8 Goto Start2
echo
echo Syntax: .jail Name Proff Gender Race Weekday Month Year City Time
echo NOTE: Please use " " around multi-word answer, ie "Dark Elf".
echo
exit

start2:
echo
echo Your name is %1%. You profession is %2%. You are %3% %4%.
echo Today's date is %5% of the month %6% of the year %7%.
echo You are being charged in %8% and the current time is %9% hours.
echo

Start:
echo
match 1sucka What is your name
match 2sucka What is your profession
match 3sucka What is your gender
match 4sucka What is your race
match 5sucka What is today's day of the week
match 6sucka What is today's month
match 7sucka What is the year
match 8sucka What is the name of the city you were charged in for your crimes
match 9sucka What is the number of the hour of the day in elven time
matchwait

1sucka:
counter set 1
goto Round2

2sucka:
counter set 2
goto Round2

3sucka:
counter set 3
goto Round2

4sucka:
counter set 4
goto Round2

5sucka:
counter set 5
goto Round2

6sucka:
counter set 6
goto Round2

7sucka:
counter set 7
goto Round2

8sucka:
counter set 8
goto Round2

9sucka:
counter set 9
goto Round2

Round2:
echo
match 1suckb , your name
match 2suckb , your profession
match 3suckb , your gender
match 4suckb , your race
match 5suckb , today's day of the week
match 6suckb , today's month
match 7suckb , the year
match 8suckb , the name of the city you were charged in for your crimes
match 9suckb , the number of the hour of the day in elven time
matchwait

1suckb:
counter add 10
goto Round3

2suckb:
counter add 20
goto Round3

3suckb:
counter add 30
goto Round3

4suckb:
counter add 40
goto Round3

5suckb:
counter add 50
goto Round3

6suckb:
counter add 60
goto Round3

7suckb:
counter add 70
goto Round3

8suckb:
counter add 80
goto Round3

9suckb:
counter add 90
goto Round3

Round3:
echo
match 1suckc , and your name?
match 2suckc , and your profession?
match 3suckc , and your gender?
match 4suckc , and your race?
match 5suckc , and today's day of the week?
match 6suckc , and today's month?
match 7suckc , and the year?
match 8suckc , and the name of the city you were charged in for your crimes?
match time2 , and the number of the hour of the day in elven time?
matchwait

1suckc:
save "%1%"
goto Answer%c

2suckc:
save "%2%"
goto Answer%c

3suckc:
save "%3%"
goto Answer%c

4suckc:
save "%4%"
goto Answer%c

5suckc:
save "%5%"
goto Answer%c

6suckc:
save "%6%"
goto Answer%c

7suckc:
save "%7%"
goto Answer%c

8suckc:
save "%8%"
goto Answer%c

answer12:
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer13:
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer14:
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer15:
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer16:
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer17:
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer18:
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

2answer19:
wait
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer21:
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer23:
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer24:
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer25:
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer26:
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer27:
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer28:
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

2answer29:
wait
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer31:
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer32:
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer34:
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer35:
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer36:
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer37:
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer38:
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

2answer39:
wait
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer41:
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer42:
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer43:
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer45:
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer46:
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer47:
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer48:
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

2answer49:
wait
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer51:
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer52:
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer53:
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer54:
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer56:
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer57:
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer58:
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

2answer59:
wait
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer61:
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer62:
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer63:
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer64:
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer65:
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer67:
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer68:
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

2answer69:
wait
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer71:
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer72:
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer73:
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer74:
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer75:
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer76:
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer78:
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

2answer79:
wait
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer81:
put answer %1%
wait
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer82:
put answer %2%
wait
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer83:
put answer %3%
wait
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer84:
put answer %4%
wait
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer85:
put answer %5%
wait
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer86:
put answer %6%
wait
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer87:
put answer %7%
wait
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

2answer89:
wait
put answer %8%
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer91:
put answer %1%
wait
goto time

2answer91:
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer92:
put answer %2%
wait
goto time

2answer92:
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer93:
put answer %3%
wait
goto time

2answer93:
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer94:
put answer %4%
wait
goto time

2answer94:
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer95:
put answer %5%
wait
goto time

2answer95:
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer96:
put answer %6%
wait
goto time

2answer96:
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer97:
put answer %7%
wait
goto time

2answer97:
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer98:
put answer %8%
wait
goto time

2answer98:
wait
put answer %s%
wait
goto start

answer19:
answer29:
answer39:
answer49:
answer59:
answer69:
answer79:
answer89:
time:
match 0 00:
match 1 01:
match 2 02:
match 3 03:
match 4 04:
match 5 05:
match 6 06:
match 7 07:
match 8 08:
match 9 09:
match 10 10:
match 11 11:
match 12 12:
match 13 13:
match 14 14:
match 15 15:
match 16 16:
match 17 17:
match 18 18:
match 19 19:
match 20 20:
match 21 21:
match 22 22:
match 23 23:
put time
matchWait

0:
put answer 0
goto 2answer%c

1:
put answer 1
goto 2answer%c

2:
put answer 2
goto 2answer%c

3:
put answer 3
goto 2answer%c

4:
put answer 4
goto 2answer%c

5:
put answer 5
goto 2answer%c

6:
put answer 6
goto 2answer%c

7:
put answer 7
goto 2answer%c

8:
put answer 8
goto 2answer%c

9:
put answer 9
goto 2answer%c

10:
put answer 10
goto 2answer%c

11:
put answer 11
goto 2answer%c

12:
put answer 12
goto 2answer%c

13:
put answer 13
goto 2answer%c

14:
put answer 14
goto 2answer%c

15:
put answer 15
goto 2answer%c

16:
put answer 16
goto 2answer%c

17:
put answer 17
goto 2answer%c

18:
put answer 18
goto 2answer%c

19:
put answer 19
goto 2answer%c

20:
put answer 20
goto 2answer%c

21:
put answer 21
goto 2answer%c

22:
put answer 22
goto 2answer%c

23:
put answer 23
goto 2answer%c

time2:
match 0a 00:
match 1a 01:
match 2a 02:
match 3a 03:
match 4a 04:
match 5a 05:
match 6a 06:
match 7a 07:
match 8a 08:
match 9a 09:
match 10a 10:
match 11a 11:
match 12a 12:
match 13a 13:
match 14a 14:
match 15a 15:
match 16a 16:
match 17a 17:
match 18a 18:
match 19a 19:
match 20a 20:
match 21a 21:
match 22a 22:
match 23a 23:
put time
matchWait

0a:
save 0
goto answer%c

1a:
save 1
goto answer%c

2a:
save 2
goto answer%c

3a:
save 3
goto answer%c

4a:
save 4
goto answer%c

5a:
save 5
goto answer%c

6a:
save 6
goto answer%c

7a:
save 7
goto answer%c

8a:
save 8
goto answer%c

9a:
save 9
goto answer%c

10a:
save 10
goto answer%c

11a:
save 11
goto answer%c

12a:
save 12
goto answer%c

13a:
save 13
goto answer%c

14a:
save 14
goto answer%c

15a:
save 15
goto answer%c

16a:
save 16
goto answer%c

17a:
save 17
goto answer%c

18a:
save 18
goto answer%c

19a:
save 19
goto answer%c

20a:
save 20
goto answer%c

21a:
save 21
goto answer%c

22a:
save 22
goto answer%c

23a:
save 23
goto answer%c

[Edited on 1-9-2006 by Gigantuous]

[Axhinde]

Wurd.

[Wezas]

That's someone with alot of time on their hands.

This coming from the guy who made a program that analyzes log files for pickpocketing.

[Bobmuhthol]

Nakiro and I sort of co-authored this script, by the way. Nakiro is credited with pretty much the entire code.

Sry for the bump, but I hadn't seen this thread before.

[Drisco]

Anyone fix this for stormfront? It work fine but everytime the last one puts like "Rogue&quot or the year day ect. It only does thit for the last one tho. Any ideas whats wrong?

[Artha]

This won't work if you copy it from here, the quotation marks are messed up.