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Drew2
01-08-2006, 02:45 AM
Another awesome moment brought to you by pickpocketing.

A short background: Marikaytte is a cunt who sancts everytime I'm in TC. So I started script healing so no one would heal as long as it was sancted. Someone was like "boohoo" and I said "no sanct, I stop." So they let the sanct fall. The following occurs:




>steal klat cloak
You reach into Klatt's spidersilk cloak and pull out a twisted wand.

You open a stained soot black backpack.

You put a twisted wand in your soot black backpack.

You close a stained soot black backpack.
>l
[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see a loaf of dark rye bread, the Brinemead disk, a little blue penguin, a king penguin, the yellow Staree disk, some silver coins and a carved ice bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Brinemead, Journeyman Tshaman who is sitting, Great Lord Klatt, Lady Souzan, Velorrin, Chayy, Staree, Marikaytte, Ectos, Avesin who is sitting, Ramzabeoulve who is lying down, Vanclaven who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west

(She probably didn't see me, but I'd been doing this for a while, so she probably just got mad)

Marikaytte traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
>
Klatt smiles at Staree.
>
Marikaytte gestures at you.
CS: +367 - TD: +359 + CvA: +2 + d100: +70 - -5 == +85
Warded off!

>1140 mari
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Dispel...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Marikaytte.
A pale, flickering nimbus coalesces around Marikaytte, then vanishes in a brilliant flash!
Marikaytte returns to normal color.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

>bone mari
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Marikaytte.
You concentrate intently on Marikaytte, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Marikaytte!
CS: +362 - TD: +297 + CvA: +13 + d100: +81 - -5 == +164
Warding failed!
Marikaytte shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Marikaytte is crushed for 61 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Hard strike to left leg breaking tendons and bone!
She is knocked to the ground!
She is stunned!
... 33 points of damage!
Massive blow to right hand crushing it to pulp!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You say, "Don't do that please."
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Avesin exclaims, "Stop that!"
>
Avesin gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Avesin gestures at Marikaytte.
The glazed look leaves Marikaytte.
>
Marikaytte appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Staree smirks.
>
Marikaytte gestures at you.
With intense look of concentration, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward you from Marikaytte!
CS: +409 - TD: +359 + CvA: +2 + d100: +100 - -5 == +157
Warding failed!
You shudder with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop your body.
You are smashed for 58 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Hard strike to your left leg breaking tendons and bone!
You are knocked to the ground!
You are stunned for 6 rounds!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to your back sends intense pain shooting up your back!
>
Avesin glances at you.
>
Chayy frowns at you.
>
Avesin gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Marikaytte appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Marikaytte gestures at you.
With intense look of concentration, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward you from Marikaytte!
CS: +409 - TD: +359 + CvA: +2 + d100: +5 - -5 == +62
Warded off!
>
Avesin gestures at Marikaytte.
Nothing happens.
>
Marikaytte appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Marikaytte gestures at you.
With intense look of concentration, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward you from Marikaytte!
d100 == 1 FUMBLE!
>
>
Chayy deeply says, "Stop... both ya."
>
Marikaytte stands up.
>
Chayy deeply says, "G'damn."
>
Avesin pulls Marikaytte closer to himself.
>
Ramzabeoulve stands up.
>
Avesin moves to stand in front of Marikaytte.
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>
Ramzabeoulve just went east.
>blood
You are still stunned.
>
You are still stunned.
>
The king penguin waves it stubby wings about.
>blood
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Heal...
Your spell is ready.
>
You concentrate.
You feel better.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.

Staree just went east.

You sit up.
Roundtime: 1 sec.

You struggle, but fail to stand.
Roundtime: 7 sec.
>l tsar
I could not find what you were referring to.
>
Avesin meditates over Marikaytte.
Nothing happens.

Ectos slyly exclaims, "Both of you, lick the statue!"
>1107
You hear very soft footsteps.
>
Ectos grins.
>
...wait 4 seconds.
Avesin meditates over Marikaytte.
Nothing happens.
>1107
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Adrenal Surge...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You feel a surge of energy that carries you to your feet in a heartbeat, with no sense of effort whatsoever!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Organ Repair...
Your spell is ready.
>
Your back feels better.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.
>back
Staree paces back and forth.
>
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Organ Repair...
Your spell is ready.
>
Your back feels better.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.
>
Marikaytte murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Marikaytte gestures.
Marikaytte's left leg looks better.
>back
Souzan moves to stand in front of Marikaytte.
>
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Organ Repair...
Your spell is ready.
>
Your back feels better.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Marikaytte murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Marikaytte gestures.
Marikaytte's right hand looks better.
>
Melorra's group just arrived.
>
Tshaman just opened a gold-threaded dyed blue wool pack.
>

>,For the record, Marikaytte is older than me
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Melorra's group just arrived.
>lleg
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Limb Repair...
Your spell is ready.
>
Your left leg feels better.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.

Marikaytte murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Marikaytte gestures.
Marikaytte's right hand looks better.
>steal klatt cloak
You reach into Klatt's spidersilk cloak and pull out a crystal wand.
>open my back
>
You open a stained soot black backpack.
>stow left
You put a crystal wand in your soot black backpack.
>close my back
>
You close a stained soot black backpack.
>
Staree traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
>
Staree gestures.
Multicolored rays shoot out of Staree's body and flow into a shimmering sphere around her.

Magic flows towards you, but does not reach you.


Klatt shakes his head.
>
Velorrin tries to nudge his brown goat pin.
>

Theogrim gazes in wonder at his surroundings.
>
Kamiton rubs his chin thoughtfully.
>
Theogrim leans on Chayy, giving him a companionable grin.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Avesin nods to Marikaytte.
>
Torrish just arrived.
>
* Azeareal just bit the dust!
>
Torrish just went north.
>
Avesin meditates over Marikaytte.
Avesin takes Marikaytte's right hand damage.
>
Torrish just arrived.
>
Torrish just went west.
>
Velorrin removes a slashed jet black skirt adorned with a twisting design of intertwined russet ivy from on a carved ice bench.
>

You ask, "Was that really necessary?"
>
Velorrin carefully inspects his jet black skirt.
>peer mari
You peer quizzically at Marikaytte.
>
Marikaytte sweetly says, "Was it."
>l
>
Velorrin points his brown goat pin at a slashed jet black skirt adorned with a twisting design of intertwined russet ivy, which he is holding in his open hand. Enticed by the scrumptious morsel the brown goat pin reacts. Without hesitation the brown goat pin gobbles it down!
Speaking to you, Theogrim asks, "Locate Azeareal?"
>'You started it
You say, "You started it."
>
Marikaytte murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Theogrim removes a glossy black vultite shield from in his leather weapons harness.
>'He's in Pinefarr
Marikaytte gestures.
Marikaytte's left arm looks better.
>
You say, "He's in Pinefarr."
>
Theogrim nods.
>'Pinefar
You say, "Pinefar."
>l
Speaking to you, Avesin asks, "Is blatant stealing necessary?"
>
[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see the Theogrim disk, a loaf of dark rye bread, the Brinemead disk, a little blue penguin, a king penguin, the yellow Staree disk, some silver coins and a carved ice bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Theogrim, Kamiton, Staree, Brinemead, Journeyman Tshaman who is sitting, Great Lord Klatt, Lady Souzan, Velorrin, Chayy, Marikaytte, Ectos, Avesin, Vanclaven who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
Theogrim slides a gold ring off his finger.
>
Marikaytte murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>
Theogrim slides an intricate gold and brass ring on his finger.
Suddenly Theogrim vanishes!
>
Marikaytte gestures.
Marikaytte's back looks better.
>

You ask, "Does it hurt anyone?"

Marikaytte murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Marikaytte gestures.
Marikaytte's right leg looks better.
>steal klat cloak
You couldn't find anything worth taking. Maybe you should offer Klatt a donation instead.
>
Marikaytte murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Marikaytte gestures.
Marikaytte's left leg looks better.
>
Speaking to you, Avesin asks, "Is it harassment?"
>
Tshaman warmly says, "Yes, it does."
>
Torrish just arrived.
>
Torrish just went west.
>'Oh, really?
You ask, "Oh, really?"
>
* Athoram just bit the dust!
>
Souzan sighs.
>
Lady Souzan just went west.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Marikaytte murmurs a simple, mystical chant...

You say, "I think Boneshatter hurts a little more."
>
Marikaytte gestures.
Marikaytte's neck looks better.
>
Ectos slyly asks, "Stealing?"

You say, "From the look of it."
>
Marikaytte appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
Marikaytte gestures.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Marikaytte's face, pearlescent energy begins to cascade around her!
CS: +409 - TD: +247 + CvA: +13 + d100: +20 - -5 == +200
Warding failed!
Marikaytte shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Marikaytte is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 37 points of damage!
Blow removes Marikaytte's left hand neatly!
She is stunned!
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow removes Marikaytte's right forearm at the elbow!

* Marikaytte drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Marikaytte.
Marikaytte becomes solid again.
>
* Marikaytte just bit the dust!
>
Staree just closed a dark black silk stalking cloak trimmed with miniature cracked skulls along the deep ebony hood.
>
(Ectos counts his possessions.)
>roll laugh
You fall to the ground laughing hysterically!
>roll laugh
You roll around on the ground laughing hysterically!
>
Staree just closed a scorched black pack.
>
Avesin rubs Marikaytte.
>,ROALJSFD;LKAJSD;GLKAJ;LGK AJDS
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Chayy stares off into space.
>,ohasfdjg;aslkfjg;alsfkg j;lfakjg; lakf ;ajlgjg;a lkfjg ;alkfjg
You focus on transmitting your thought.

Avesin meditates over Marikaytte.
Avesin takes Marikaytte's right arm damage.
>
You feel the mind of Kristen touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.

Avesin meditates over Marikaytte.
Avesin takes Marikaytte's left hand damage.
>
Klatt blinks.
>roll laugh
You roll around on the ground laughing hysterically!
>
Avesin meditates over Marikaytte.
Avesin takes Marikaytte's chest damage.
>
* Baellegald just bit the dust!
>
Avesin meditates over Marikaytte.
Avesin takes Marikaytte's abdomen damage.
>
Avesin meditates over Marikaytte.
Avesin takes Marikaytte's back damage.

(Someone thinks "Tayre was that you?")

>think NO IT WAS HERSELF BWAHAHAHAHHAA
You focus on projecting your thoughts...
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

[Edited on 1-8-2006 by Tayre]

Suppa Hobbit Mage
01-08-2006, 02:51 AM
Heh. God empaths are fucking hilarious.

Augie
01-08-2006, 02:57 AM
:rofl:

Fallen
01-08-2006, 03:01 AM
It is the worst feeling in the world when you accidently blast yourself to pieces. The only way I have found to make myself feel better is to immediately kill the person which I was originally aiming.

Drew
01-08-2006, 03:03 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mgoddess
01-08-2006, 03:30 AM
:lol2:

Drew
01-08-2006, 04:20 AM
Originally posted by Fallen
It is the worst feeling in the world when you accidently blast yourself to pieces. The only way I have found to make myself feel better is to immediately kill the person which I was originally aiming.

Hard to do unless you know self reanimation.

radamanthys
01-08-2006, 08:04 AM
lolol, hate that when that happens.

Even worse? The time I was dueling a like-levelled wizard. It was not their character, and they decided to try a new spell. XXXX gestures, or whatever. Boom.... Meteor storm, and we're BOTH fucked. The dude who owned the character was amused, and I was all, "that was unexpected"

Fallen
01-08-2006, 08:54 AM
Hard to do unless you know self reanimation. >>

Depart confirm, prep 720, kill you.

Skeeter
01-08-2006, 10:20 AM
You should have quickly healed her too. to pull xp off her corpse. little insult to injury

Gan
01-08-2006, 10:42 AM
Empaths cant learn from other empaths unfortunately. Otherwise that would have been the icing on the cake.

Artha
01-08-2006, 10:50 AM
Should have stolen from her when she was down, though.

Kembal
01-08-2006, 03:39 PM
:lol2:

Doesn't even look like incant. Looks like she prepped and then just typed cast instead of cast tayre.

Toxicvixen
01-08-2006, 04:09 PM
:lol: Hey if you don't want Tayre to steal from ya don't sit in TC with your pockets wide open.

Sylvan Dreams
01-08-2006, 08:07 PM
I'd be real surprised if Tayre wasn't on the HMC list by now.

Edaarin
01-08-2006, 08:14 PM
HMC has always been a joke.

Unless Tayre finds out how to dupe stuff, thousands suffer.

Sean
01-08-2006, 08:29 PM
The mechanics of what he's doing isn't a whole lot different than what candor used to do except tayre kills people back, well that and Tayre lacks consistant RP from what I can tell.

SpunGirl
01-08-2006, 09:22 PM
I don't think HMC necessarily applies to Tayre. It's more fitting for someone like Warclaidhm, who would constantly start shit, get in over his head, and then REPORT and want the GMs to save him from what he essentially created.


Admittedly I only skimmed, but I didn't see any staff interaction there.

-K

Ebondale
01-08-2006, 09:28 PM
All right, I'm out of the loop here... whats HMC?

SpunGirl
01-08-2006, 09:29 PM
High-maintenance customer policy. Basically, if you're the kind of customer that causes the staff a lot of headaches because you report all the time over various shit, they can designate you HMC and pwn you.

-K

Sean of the Thread
01-08-2006, 09:30 PM
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

SpunGirl
01-08-2006, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Tijay
Tayre lacks consistant RP from what I can tell.

Tayre's RP has always been the same when I've had a chance to observe him.

-K

Ebondale
01-08-2006, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
High-maintenance customer policy. Basically, if you're the kind of customer that causes the staff a lot of headaches because you report all the time over various shit, they can designate you HMC and pwn you.

-K

Oohhh, thanks! ^_^

Snapp
01-08-2006, 09:42 PM
I think Tayre's been a HMC for years. :lol:

Janarth
01-08-2006, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Tayre
So I started script healing so no one would heal as long as it was sancted. Someone was like "boohoo" and I said "no sanct, I stop."
[Edited on 1-8-2006 by Tayre]

Okay...I was there for this argument on psinet, where I took your side and said thieving is okay, just kill the thief, or accuse. As long as thieves don' complain after we retaliate, thieving is IC and acceptable in game. That said, the above statement is NOT acceptable. You used a script engine to bully other players. Find a more IC way to bully characters, not an OOC one.

Sylvan Dreams
01-08-2006, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
I don't think HMC necessarily applies to Tayre. It's more fitting for someone like Warclaidhm, who would constantly start shit, get in over his head, and then REPORT and want the GMs to save him from what he essentially created.


Admittedly I only skimmed, but I didn't see any staff interaction there.

-K

You'd be surprised how often people report just over being stolen from. Not to mention the amount of times he's gotten arrested by GM's (from what I've heard him say over Psinet at least).

Drew
01-09-2006, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by Janarth

Originally posted by Tayre
So I started script healing so no one would heal as long as it was sancted. Someone was like "boohoo" and I said "no sanct, I stop."
[Edited on 1-8-2006 by Tayre]

Okay...I was there for this argument on psinet, where I took your side and said thieving is okay, just kill the thief, or accuse. As long as thieves don' complain after we retaliate, thieving is IC and acceptable in game. That said, the above statement is NOT acceptable. You used a script engine to bully other players. Find a more IC way to bully characters, not an OOC one.


Healing faster than other people is not OOC.

Drew2
01-09-2006, 03:03 AM
I had an very long interaction with Khaladon that I chose not to post on here, but he basically said he was sending in a request to have me delcared HMC.

During this same conversation, I was told not to go to the Landing anymore, and that I was 'abusing mechanics' by not paying my fine. I'm also no longer allowed to kill anyone in town.

Drew
01-09-2006, 03:13 AM
What if they attack you first?

Drew2
01-09-2006, 03:30 AM
Nope. I have to REPORT.

Fission
01-09-2006, 03:34 AM
Heh, guess it's open season on Tayre.

Wonder if they'd count his reports of being attacked towards HMC as well.

Alfster
01-09-2006, 03:41 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/pottymouth30/khaladon3.jpg

Hah, another chance to use this picture.

Drew
01-09-2006, 03:53 AM
I don't understand why, you use the game mechanics as they were layed out.

Drew2
01-09-2006, 04:12 AM
I tried explaining that to Khaladon, but all he could say was "THE GUY WHO MADE THE JUSTICE SYSTEM SAID YOU'RE ABUSING IT AND I AGREE."

There was no real explanation beyond that.

Alfster
01-09-2006, 04:14 AM
does that surprise you with khaladon?

Sean
01-09-2006, 04:15 AM
I guess they never accounted for someone old enough to do some actual damage not caring if they got their gear back ever or not.

That being said I don't think your abusing the system, I just think simu never had the vision to see the problem with the system and rather than fixing it with something would rather make you conform or give you the boot.

Drew2
01-09-2006, 04:19 AM
Well duh. They're not going to fix it due to a small number of people "abusing it".


And I lost MY gear a long time ago. I just hold the gear I currently use on another char outside town, then recover it when necessary.

Skirmisher
01-09-2006, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by Drew

Originally posted by Janarth

Originally posted by Tayre
So I started script healing so no one would heal as long as it was sancted. Someone was like "boohoo" and I said "no sanct, I stop."
[Edited on 1-8-2006 by Tayre]

That said, the above statement is NOT acceptable. You used a script engine to bully other players. Find a more IC way to bully characters, not an OOC one.

Healing faster than other people is not OOC.

I disagree.

Healing faster than anyone can humanly hope to keep up is ooc.

There are ways to have played this that would not have ended in an HMC request which you seem to have been gunning for Tayre so in a way I guess you succeeded although why you wanted such a thing I can't guess.

HarmNone
01-09-2006, 10:58 AM
I\'d guess a player could become HMC as much for the number of Reports generated by their behavior as for their behavior itself. Either way, it takes up GM time. So, if you go around causing problems that result in others Reporting you repeatedly, you\'re probably going to buy yourself HMC status.

It\'s likely that\'s what happened to you, Tayre.

Trinitis
01-09-2006, 08:30 PM
So..possible dumb question.


After you wracked up huge ammounts of fines the first time, how did you get let back into landing? Does the Justice system just clear itself out after a while and remove your fines?

If so, I can see that as a possible abuse of the system. The GM(s) see you removing your gear for no loss of anything other then safe access to the town. Once it gets annoying enough, you just go someplace else for X ammount of days, and everything is hunky-doory again?

HarmNone
01-09-2006, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by Skirmisher
There are ways to have played this that would not have ended in an HMC request which you seem to have been gunning for Tayre so in a way I guess you succeeded although why you wanted such a thing I can\'t guess.

I must admit, I thought the same thing, Skirm. Can you enlighten us as to why you chose this particular path, Tayre? This was bound to get you noticed by the \"eyes in the skies\", so I have to assume that was your intent. :shrug:

[Edited on 1-10-2006 by HarmNone]

Suppa Hobbit Mage
01-09-2006, 09:56 PM
Ok, so long as Vif/Rocksandinhercunt is in the game, Tayre is by no means high maintenance.

It's sad that cunts like her can continue to play.

Artha
01-09-2006, 10:04 PM
Tayre, this just means you should come back to WoW.