Forum Predictions: 2006

[Tisket]

A couple of my predictions are more wishful thinking but whatever:

A new, highly effective interrogation method for detained terror suspects will be approved. It will be dubbed "The Longshot Method".

Wezas will replace the power supply in his computer, but will fail to connect wire #23b, thereby inventing the worlds first teleporter. It will, unfortunately, transport itself to a remote island off the coast of South America and will not be rediscovered for another 17 years.

Xcalibur will be run over by a truck, which will in turn be ran over by a train. The train will later be ran over by a supertanker, which will be hit by a meteorite and subsequently used as an accidental nuclear test site by greenpeace while perfecting their anti-French weaponry.

Latrinsorm will lead a Scottish independence revolt against great britian, but will accidentally, due to a series of navigational errors invade Wales, creating the independent Christian commune of Comepraywithme in the process. The world at large will not notice until the 2014 Olympic games.

Soulpieced will clone himself so he can legitimately speak of himself in the third person.

Tisket will learn to yodel in spanish.

Backlash will convert to Republicanism. The world as we know it ends.

[longshot]

I've got a prediction...

The subtleties of humor will elude Tisket for yet another year.

[Drew2]

Ow.

[Edaarin]

Can I buy pot from you?

[Back]

Hulkein will intern with the National Review then graduate with a scholarship from Murdock... er FOX News.

Warriorbird will become part of 50's entourage.

Tayre will get laid. FINALLY!

Ganalon will discover that capitalism is inherently at odds with his faith.

Kranar will get voted into Mitterand’s place. Or maybe Mordock’s. Then wins a peace prize for coding.

Parkbandit will renege on his resolution. (C'mon, we all do)

TRL will marry Parkbandit.

Shari will get a restraining order on Wezas. Either that or dump her fiance for a NoVa slickster.

Jenisi will get another tattoo, take a pic of it and post it while she continues her ascension into her career.

Alfster will STFU.

Xyelin will write a book. It might not be published, but it will certainly be read.

Crazymage will win a lot of money in the following Fall's Fantasy Football.

Skirmisher will lead a revolution for the capatilistas in Peru.

[Warriorbird]

Warriorbird will become part of 50's entourage.

:laughs: And then I'll get beat up by Keller, who'll become part of Mos Def's entourage. 50 will shoot me due to the humiliation.

:chuckles:

More likely... I see attending school in my future.

[Drew2]

Backlash. Don't start. Because we both know I don't know when to quit, and you don't want that to happen.

[Back]

:chuckle: And thats exactly what this is. A bit of fun poking. If you cant laugh at yourself you have no business laughing at anyone else.

And, yes, if I go Republican, the sun will go black hole. The good news is, that wont happen to the sun until long after all of us are gone if at all.

[Drew2]

You aren't allowed to play with me.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Tayre
You aren't allowed to play with me.

I shall exercise the utmost restraint. I shall leave that comment very much alone. I shall, however, regret the need to do so. :(

[Edaarin]

Daniel gets charged with assault after accosting drunk white kids, and has problems with some crazy ass bitch in college.

longshot has problems with some crazy ass bitch.

I have problems with some crazy ass bitch during spring break.

Tijay regrets losing his dreads.

Dave makes a spectacular ass of himself upon his return post, as well as several self-serving posts in which he repeatedly references his military experience.

We see at least five "I'm LEAVING" threads, possibly by the same person.

Canada apologizes for Celine Dion and Xcalibur.

Suppa Hobbit Mage disappears during March and April.

Soulpieced updates his Juicers logo.

Parkbandit holds a memorial for dearly departed college classmate "Blue" from Old School.

Makkah complains about the disproportionate number of old people who demand overpriced meds.

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Edaarin

Parkbandit holds a memorial for dearly departed college classmate "Blue" from Old School.


:lol::lol:

Edit to add :

YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!!

[Edited on 1-6-2006 by Trinitis]

[Back]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Canada apologizes for Celine Dion and Xcalibur.

Too funny.

And props to Trisket for this thread of good humor.

[Edited on 1-6-2006 by Backlash]

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Backlash
Hulkein will intern with the National Review then graduate with a scholarship from Murdock... er FOX News.

Haha... Hopefully MLB.com this summer for the free Phillies tickets.

[Tisket]

The subtleties of humor will elude Tisket for yet another year.


I probably find far more things amusing than you do as a result. This is not a bad thing. Subtlety is overrated.

[Wezas]

I'm a computer retarded NoVa slickster.

I'll take it.

In other news I'll continue to photoshop people who post their pictures publicly on this board and will cause at least 4 people to leave the boards because of them in the next year.

3 of those 4 people will return to the boards, possibly using other names. They will be outted quickly.

[Edaarin]

Wezas = Atheana

[longshot]

What will happen in 2006?

(by the way, great premise for a thread. God awful execution by the original poster)

Hulkien vomits from drinking beer. It will be one part of an awesome story that will be told by his friends for many, many years.

Artha gets laid. Just once though, as the chick wigs out after.

Spun continues to like her job. Nothing funny here. It's cool that someone out there likes their job.

Keller gets sad when he realizes he will have to leave law school at some point in the future.

Bobmuthol buys some kind of nerd pet. Odds on favorite is an iguana or a pirhannah.

Tayre tries being a top, and then quickly swears to remain a bottom until "forever".

A new female board member is creeped out by Wezas, only this time, it isn't Wezas's fault.

Edaarin buys five pairs of shoes.

Chadj grows up a little bit... because his probation officer makes him.

Backlash gets into a heated argument in a coffee shop. He gets hit by someone's spittle.

Longshot hooks up with a girl that he really sholdn't have hooked up with.

Ranger D (Daniel) joins a fraternity, and morphs into a true frat star.

Harmnone says "fuck" for the first time since Voldermort left the boards.

Warclaidhm finds out that happiness is 60mg of Prozac a day.

Someone will disagree with Tsa'ah, even though they really want to agree with him, just to be a dickhead.

Crystal tears will make someone cry. It's okay, because they deserve it.

Strayrogue will meet a girl who shows her love for him by giving him a hemp necklace.

Parkbandit is stunned by a sign at the gas station that says the year to legally buy cigarrettes is already up to 1988.

Anticore will renew his gym membership. He will overuse it.

TheEschaton will masturbate for the 1,000th time on the continent of Africa.

Atlanteax gets promoted at work after he meets a woman that picks out his clothes for him.

Xyelin will add another 365 days of no excersize to his Cal Ripkenesque streak.

That's all I got for now...

[HarmNone]

Hee! I love this thread! Thanks, Tisket! :D

[SpunGirl]

OMG Longshot you just about made me pee my pants. And I'm not wearing any pants!

-K

[TheEschaton]

TheEschaton will masturbate for the 1,000th time on the continent of Africa.


You give me no credit!!



....that's like, only 1.4 times a day over the course of 2 years.


-TheE-