The Ultimate Woman

[The Cat In The Hat]

What a knockout! Thought you guys might enjoy this picture.

http://www.members.aol.com/GSLdyGothique/jenny6.jpg

[Edited on 1-2-2006 by The Cat In The Hat]

[DCSL]

I'm not a guy, of course, but I'm not really into blondes, especially not so obviously fake blondes. I like dark women.

[Solkern]

dark hair>blondes

[TheEschaton]

I concur -> Dark hair FTW.


-TheE-

[Daniel]

She'd still seriously catch it.

[longshot]

You'd make a pretty terrible lesibian.

That girl is like a 7.5...

Remember, that's a professional photo and she doesn't even look that great. You probably wouldn't even give her a second look if you saw her when she wasn't done up.

I'll explain all her flaws to you.

She has zero muscle tone. None. She looks to be "skinny fat".

She has a horrible dye job. Awful. Real hair is not a single color. It looks like she bought that shit at a drug store.

You can't really tell what her boobs are like from the camera angle. They look natural, which is a bonus. But, they very well could be of the floppy, elephant ear variety accented only by some giant butchered pepperoni nipples.

It's a fake blonde with a bad dye job, worse fake tan, and a cheap cowboy hat. And this is your ultimate woman?

Women, take note of this. I'm going to teach you a life lesson here. This is why men do not listen to you when you try and describe your girlfriends. When you say your friend is cute, it means she just might crack average. If you say she's, "A really amazing person", it usually means she's horribly disfigured.

[Vixen]

That looks like a wig in any case...

She of the red hair

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Daniel
She'd still seriously catch it.

[Edaarin]

7.5 is pretty generous

[The Cat In The Hat]

Well... Considering she's a DOLL... Yeah the hair could be fake :)

[TheEschaton]

Not to mention one of her shoulders is lower than the other. ;)


-TheE-

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Daniel

Originally posted by Daniel
She'd still seriously catch it.

You can buy her here:

www.realdoll.com (Not even remotely safe for work viewing)

Jorddyn

[Edited on 1-2-2006 by Jorddyn]

[Axhinde]

A doll without an open mouth? Lame.

[Drew]

We have the technology, we can build her.






Also, she's not my type at all.

[TheEschaton]

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by Daniel

Originally posted by Daniel
She'd still seriously catch it.

You can buy her here:

www.realdoll.com

Jorddyn

Jorddyn, the next time you have a link to a website, please tell me it's a site for sex dolls, and not just regular barbie type dolls, eh?

Hell, woman, my door was open!

kthx.

-TheE-

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by TheEschaton
Jorddyn, the next time you have a link to a website, please tell me it's a site for sex dolls, and not just regular barbie type dolls, eh?

Hell, woman, my door was open!

kthx.

-TheE-

My apologies :blush: Thought most people would have heard of them.

Jorddyn

[Mistomeer]

She looks like a chick from one of those, "Guess which of these are really men" websites. I would have guessed man on her.

[The Cat In The Hat]

I totally want her though.

[Back]

Ok I’ll bite. Who is she and what is she famous for?

All I know so far is the image file has been named jenny6.jpg. Its not McCarthy obviously.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Backlash
Ok I’ll bite. Who is she and what is she famous for?

All I know so far is the image file has been named jenny6.jpg. Its not McCarthy obviously.

Keep reading.

Jorddyn

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
I totally want her though.

That totally makes sense because you're a woman and at this point I've convinced myself she is either a man or was born with boy parts.

Edited to add:

I think that's mostly because every picture someone ever shows me on the Internet and says, "Isn't she hot" ends with me getting laughed at for calling a dude hot.

There's always a fucking catch!

[Edited on 1-2-2006 by Mistomeer]

[SpunGirl]

LOL, is she really one of those "real" dolls?

The idea of those things freaks me out.

-K

[DCSL]

The idea of them makes me shudder. Not because I think it's wrong but because.. well.. many (not all) men aren't that clean. Especially the sort of guy that would need to get a Real Doll. Soooooo unsanitary.

[SpunGirl]

Exactly, Dextra! Just... ew. Klaive-type festering-ness... ew, ew ew.

-K

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Mistomeer

There's always a fucking catch!


Like that in this case, she is plastic?


Originally posted by SpunGirl
LOL, is she really one of those "real" dolls?

Apparently so. Amazingly real looking in most of the pics on the site. The one that shows her tongue just freaks me out, though. It looks like the tongues in the deer heads on my dads wall, except in the mouth of a real person.

Jorddyn

[Drew]

This picture seems appropriate:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/realguyfakegirl.jpg

[Back]

Talk about a cheap, quiet, low-maintenance date...

Some shots of this thing are pretty convincing. Others not-so.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Backlash
Talk about a cheap, quiet, low-maintenance date...


Subtotal (US$)
$6,499.00

Holy crap. That would buy a lot of hookers. Or dinners. Or, for the love of God, learn to interact with real people! (Not you, just a rant in general).

Jorddyn

[Alfster]

Originally posted by DCSL
The idea of them makes me shudder. Not because I think it's wrong but because.. well.. many (not all) men aren't that clean. Especially the sort of guy that would need to get a Real Doll. Soooooo unsanitary.

Having lived with a few women and being around them in the dorms I must say that females are far nastier than men.

[DCSL]

Pfft. Having had to paint both men's and women's bathrooms, I must say that men are far nastier.

[SpunGirl]

We wash our sex toys after use. I'll bet the guys who get those real dolls don't always remember to do that. Ew.

-K

[Alfster]

How many times do you girls wear your bras before washing them?

---> disgusting

[Alfster]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
We wash our sex toys after use. I'll bet the guys who get those real dolls don't always remember to do that. Ew.

-K

Why pay 6 grand for a doll when your hand is free?

[SpunGirl]

That'd be a normal male reaction. Desperate dude who hasn't been laid in a year or more = $6k real doll.

-K

[Alfster]

You skipped the bra question!

[SpunGirl]

...the bra question?

Are you high?

-K

[Alfster]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
...the bra question?

Are you high?

-K

Possibly.

[Czeska]

Doll or no doll, that pic comes across as skanky to me.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Czeska
Doll or no doll, that pic comes across as skanky to me.

How many men (or women for that matter) do you know that look for class and style in their sex toys? :lol:

Jorddyn

[SpunGirl]

I appreciate pretty colors. But yeah, that's right on par with people who try to make "classy" porn. Ick.

-K

[Edited on 1-2-2006 by SpunGirl]

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by Mistomeer

There's always a fucking catch!


Like that in this case, she is plastic?

Jorddyn

That's actually a bonus. A woman that doesn't bitch...

[Ilvane]

Um ok..remind you of the Stepford Wives a bit only trashier?

:lol: That's just scary.

-A

[DeV]

She does appear skanky. The fake blonde wig kills it for me. I like my blondes to be natural at least. She remains doable nonetheless, just not girlfriend material.

Edited to say, I'd fuck a blow up doll, if I didn't get the real thing every night that is. Dagnamit! :(

[Edited on 1-3-2006 by DeV]

[TheEschaton]

Ha, DeV, another one who didn't finish reading the thread before commenting!


(don't worry, I had no idea either).

-TheE-

[DeV]

:drunk:

[Back]

They even have one for the chicks. Put a glass of beer in his hand and pretend to seduce him. He won’t grab the remote, fart or make a mess. He won’t try and call you the next day either.

http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/charlie/md03.jpg

[Ilvane]

:lol: Good god.

-A

[Alfster]

For some reason it does not surprise me that backlash would find that picture.

[Back]

Originally posted by Alfster
For some reason it does not surprise me that backlash would find that picture.

I knew you would like it.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Well considering it's on the same site as the others...

The male doll looks really bad as far as how it's made. Some of the female dolls though could pass for real women, as in the pic I posted at the beginning of this thread. It's just neat that someone could make something that realistic.

Now when Sony gets ahold of them and starts putting mechanical parts in them and they start moving around... Then I'll worry.

[SpunGirl]

I'm at work so clearly can't access the site to check it out, but I *thought* I remembered reading once that the dolls will, um, buck?

-K

[Viridian]

Uhg this whole thread is creepy and I actually thought the first doll was a real woman. oye.

[Bobmuhthol]

Very ugly chick in first post.

[Atlanteax]

:lol:

She's the "ultimate woman" alright...

Looks pretty, and does not talk!

:clap:

[Edited on 1-3-2006 by Atlanteax]

[Daniel]

I thought it would end up being a dude actually.

[Fission]

I'm at work so clearly can't access the site to check it out, but I *thought* I remembered reading once that the dolls will, um, buck?

-K

They won't buck, as they've only got poseable armatures embedded inside them. They can't even stand upright, for that matter - but then again, how many of their customer base will honestly care?

[Satira]

I spotted the wig the minute I saw it.

The rest of it was convincing enough, though.

Creepy.

[Bastard]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

This definitely applies here.

[Ylena]

I'd buy one to use as a carpool passenger, but that's not worth $6900. Guess I'm stuck with the colorless Christian engineer who likes to listen to 30 min news stations and the overly hyper Hindu engineer with the Kenny G fetish.

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Daniel
I thought it would end up being a dude actually.

You and me both. Now I wonder if they make the female with boy parts.

[Caiylania]

Well um... if she was modeled after a real woman... pity for her. Ugh.

[Fission]

You and me both. Now I wonder if they make the female with boy parts.

Scarily enough, they do.

Read through their news and updates pages to see some really creepy or weird things, including the aforementioned shemales and a dark elf undoubtedly commissioned by some gamer out there.

[Warriorbird]

They seem to make a hydraulic "bucking" system too. Spun was right.

[Fission]

Spun obviously visits the site more than I do.

:yes:

[Back]

If you have HBO, Real Sex is doing a thing on Realdoll.com.

[Shari]

I have no shame. I'll answer the bra question.

Four days on a bra if its cold-weather.

One day if its hot-weather (especially in AZ).

My logic? Well, most women's upper bodies to not sweat in the same fashion that men do. In the winter, I rarely sweat, if ever.

Now, in the summer, that fucker gets washed DAILY as it is so hot here, and if you have decent sized boobs you get what I like to call..."boob sweat". A bra doesn't smell in the way the pits of your shirt does (at least mine doesn't) but it is still hella nasty and you get the whole boob sweat stains that need to be eradicated before wearing the next day....


Have I disgusted you yet?

Furthermore, how many days in a row do you men wear boxers? And don't lie. Because I'll know.

[Latrinsorm]

One day.

And let me give you a big helping of :wtf: on that 4-day thing. :O

[xtc]

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by Backlash
Talk about a cheap, quiet, low-maintenance date...


Subtotal (US$)
$6,499.00

Holy crap. That would buy a lot of hookers. Or dinners. Or, for the love of God, learn to interact with real people! (Not you, just a rant in general).

Jorddyn

Still worlds cheaper than a divorce and she doesn't nag.........:lol:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Shari
Have I disgusted you yet?

If I can survive the shart post, I think I'll be alright with this.


Furthermore, how many days in a row do you men wear boxers? And don't lie. Because I'll know.

One, however I do usually sleep in the same boxers and then change them after a shower the next morning.

If it's hot and swamp crotch ensuses, then boxers will be changed when i get home from work (and likely a shower).

[Tromp]

Ok the 4 day bra thing means you have to not be in a relationship. If you are then you should let your other half know and subject yourself to any and all punishment they wish to inflict upon you!

I think Wezi made a good call on the boxer issue unless streaking occurs then immediately change and trash the evidence. (the new moist/wet TP FTW!) Nothing worse than walking around smelling like doo doo.

>> If I can survive the shart post, I think I'll be alright with this.

Hey are you referring to the one where I responded with the narrative of my own experience? I think that was one of my best attempts at literary excellence to this date.

[Edited on 1-17-2006 by Tromp]

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Wezas
One, however I do usually sleep in the same boxers and then change them after a shower the next morning. I assumed this was SOP for 1-a-day boxers.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Tromp
>> If I can survive the shart post, I think I'll be alright with this.

Hey are you referring to the one where I responded with the narrative of my own experience?

You posted in that thread? I must have missed it.

[Sean of the Thread]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=17149

Archived Sharty Goodness

[Warriorbird]

Sleeping with (ANY) article of clothing on? Ugh.



[Edited on 1-17-2006 by Warriorbird]

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Warriorbird
Sleeping with (ANY) article of clothing on? Ugh.


Being told that Warriorbird sleeps in the buff? Ugh.

And TMI

[Tromp]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Warriorbird
Sleeping with (ANY) article of clothing on? Ugh.


Being told that Warriorbird sleeps in the buff? Ugh.

And TMI

Whole nother thread all together for that topic.

[Czeska]

2 days for a bra in the winter. When I worked for Victoria's Secret we were trained to sell 2 panties for every bra. The logic being, most women will wear a bra twice, but change panties daily.

[HarmNone]

Are we running short of conversational fare, or something? :S

If it touches the body it is washed before it touches the body again. This is the way of things. Yes.

[ElanthianSiren]

:lol:

Freaky, I wrote a horror story about this. -A creepy teenage guy's obsession to fuck dead things leads him into fucking these very well engineered manniquens at an insane asylum tour, and they come alive.

I can't believe someone actually makes them. You learn something new every day.

-M

[DeV]

It's like that movie from the 80s "Mannequin", with a sick ass twist.

[Alfster]

Originally posted by Shari
Furthermore, how many days in a row do you men wear boxers? And don't lie. Because I'll know.

I change my boxers whenever I shower which tends to be at least once a day, usually twice a day.

Same with socks, can't wear those without washing each time.

My work pants I'll wear all week before I wash them, but who cares? I'm at work.

[Warriorbird]

Being told that Warriorbird sleeps in the buff? Ugh.

And TMI

I aim to please.