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Apotheosis
12-28-2005, 03:14 AM
Apparently, he isn't that impressive.



http://www.local6.com/news/5676027/detail.html

A naked man in Lake County, Fla., claiming to be Satan was arrested after he threatened to kill a sheriff's deputy and then injured the man in a neighborhood street, according to a police report.

Officers responded to complaints of a naked man screaming in the streets Monday in the area of Wall Street and Grant Avenue in Eustis, Fla.


When deputies arrived, they found Roy Lee Henson walking with his boxer shorts around his ankles and screaming wildly, according to the report.

Henson then lunged at a sheriff's deputy, the report said.

Backup officers arrived and took Henson into custody as the man screamed he was Satan.

The sheriff's deputy suffered minor injuries when he was kicked during the struggle with Henson, according to the report.

Henson has been booked into the Lake County Jail on $10,000 bond.

He faces charges of aggravated assault on a officer, resisting arrest with violence, exposure of sexual organs and disorderly conduct.
The Ponzzz
12-28-2005, 03:21 AM
Satan just got PWND
Killer Kitten
12-28-2005, 07:37 AM
There is actually a crime called 'exposure of sexual organs'? Indecent exposure wasn't descriptive enough or something?
Nieninque
12-28-2005, 08:34 AM
Ho hum, a story of a mad bloke being arrested.
:yawn:

[Edited on 28-12-05 by Nieninque]
Kainen
12-28-2005, 12:11 PM
I was riding the bus to work one night and some guy was drunk and started talking crap to this younger guy claiming that "he better watch out because I'm satan and I'll get you!". We were all laughing too hard to take him seriously. Needless to say, the driver had the police remove him.
Souzy
12-28-2005, 07:00 PM
That man has a huge weird looking forehead.
Artha
12-28-2005, 07:13 PM
Looks like dude's hair lost a fight with a weedwacker.
The Cat In The Hat
12-29-2005, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Souzy
That man has a huge weird looking forehead.

I've heard that about Satan... perhaps he's the real thing!
Warriorbird
12-29-2005, 05:29 PM
:sings: Satan gave me a taco, and it made me very sick...
Back
12-29-2005, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Artha
Looks like dude's hair lost a fight with a weedwacker.

Funny you mention it. When I first saw the pic I thought damn, thats exactly how Artha’s hair used to look.