The deadly killer abztract lol warning will die of laughter

[Michaelous]

another fine day at the park, and the usual idiots trying to kill me. i had just killed him outside the gates too , watch abztract carefully



The voice of Abztract clearly says, "Im sick of him."
!P>
!>say ::xenos you should learn to fight rather then sing, little girl
Speaking to Xenostrus, you say, "You should learn to fight rather then sing, little girl."
!>
Great Lady Krystala just arrived.
!>
Great Lady Krystala just went south.
!>
Hrvac whispers, "Why they attacking you?"
!>
Your singular focus on combat slowly drifts away.
!>
Xenostrus's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
The mirror images surrounding Xenostrus undulate and grow stronger.
Xenostrus renews his songs.
!>
Lord Kinjaro just skipped merrily north.
!>whisp hrvac offended by my greatness i guess
You quietly whisper to Hrvac, "Offended by my greatness i guess."
!>
Hrvac chuckles.
!>
Xenostrus deeply asks, "Know how to fight?"
!>
You feel fully energetic again.
!>
Hrvac nods to you.
!>laugh xenos
You laugh at Xenostrus!
!>
Sixbits makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
Sixbits gestures.
Sixbits stands taller, as if bolstered with a sense of confidence.
!>
Ahirah just arrived.
!>
Ahirah just went north.
!>
Sixbits makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
Sixbits gestures.
His body is surrounded by a dim dancing aura.
!>
Wretors just arrived.
!>
Xyelin makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
!>
Wretors just went north.
!>
Xyelin gestures.
Xyelin appears to be keenly aware of his surroundings.
!>
Amoria's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
Amoria renews her songs.
!>
Hrvac gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
!>
Hrvac gestures.
Abztract is discovered by Hrvac!
!>
Sixbits gets a distant look on his face.
!>
Abztract groans.
!>rub xenos
Looks like you'd be pulling back a stump if you did that to Xenostrus.
!>
Norminstarr just went north.
!>
Xyelin searches around for a moment.
!>
Sixbits traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
Sixbits gestures.
Sixbits is concentrating hard on something for a moment.
!>
Ahirah just arrived.
!>
Ahirah sits down.
!>
Ahirah pulls the cover of his black leather pack closed and fiddles with the clasp a moment.
!>
Ahirah pushes the hood of his golden silk robes back over his shoulders.
!>act smacks xenostrus in the face with his claidh
(Michaelous smacks xenostrus in the face with his claidh )
!>
Serpents just arrived.
!>
Ahirah's runestaff glows and slowly wraps itself around his forehead.
!>
Abztract nods to Sixbits.
!>
Sairai just arrived.
!>
Serpents just went north.
!>say learn to shut the mouth up
You say, "Learn to shut the mouth up."
!>
A field mouse scampers into the area.
!>
Abztract clearly asks, "So why do you do that anyway?"
!>
Ahirah no longer bristles with energy.
!>
Abztract peers quizzically at Hrvac.
!>nod xenos
You nod to Xenostrus.
!>
Your SIGN OF DISSIPATION is no longer effective.
You feel drained!
!>
Hrvac confidently says, "Because i can."
!>
Sixbits acquires a look of intense concentration.
The field mouse begins to watch the goings on carefully.
!>
You notice Abztract botch an attempt to conceal himself.
!>
The field mouse takes a moment to nibble at something.
!>sign of dissipation
Magic flows towards you, but does not reach you.
!>
Sairai blurs into a white fog and vanishes!
!>
Litallia just arrived.
!>
Abztract clearly says, "True."
!>
Litallia just opened a weathered green canvas backpack.
!>
Imraith chuckles.
!>
Litallia removes some acantha leaf from in her green canvas backpack.
!>
Litallia removes some acantha leaf from in her green canvas backpack.
!>
Evesong shakes her head.
!>
Ahirah rests his hands on his knees and breathes deep to relax.
!>
Litallia removes some acantha leaf from in her green canvas backpack.
!>
Lord Delonkin just arrived.
!>
Abztract clearly says, "I think your just bored."
!>
Hrvac confidently says, "And being inviso to boil someone is petty."
!>
Abztract nods to Hrvac.
!>
Xyelin smirks.
!>
Litallia put some acantha leaf in her green canvas backpack.
!>
Litallia just closed a weathered green canvas backpack.
!>
Litallia's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
Litallia renews her songs.
!>
Litallia just went north.
!>
Abztract clearly says, "Fine."
!>
* Kenaz just bit the dust!
!>
Abztract's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
!>
Abztract gestures.
The ground beneath Abztract begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to right arm!
He is stunned!
... 35 points of damage!
Right leg horribly scorched. Won't be usable for weeks.
Abztract screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right arm toasts skin to elbows.
... 30 points of damage!
Extreme heat causes Abztract's right arm to expand and snap. That must hurt!

* Abztract drops dead at your feet!

A luminescent aura fades from around Abztract.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Abztract.
Abztract glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Abztract.
Abztract appears somehow different.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Abztract suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Abztract becomes solid again.
Abztract no longer bristles with energy.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Abztract.
The bright luminescence fades from around Abztract.
The ground then quickly cools.
!>
Hrvac confidently says, "Your weak."
!>
* Abztract just bit the dust!
!>
Imraith gazes in wonder at her surroundings.
!>
Denneroth just arrived.
!>
Durfin flinches.
!>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
!>
Imraith says, "Oops."
!>
Hrvac laughs!
!>
Xyelin grins.
!>laugh roar
You throw back your head and roar with laughter!
!>laugh roar
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
>laugh roar
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
!>
Gonthalas just arrived.
!>
You throw back your head and roar with laughter!
!>laugh roar
You throw back your head and roar with laughter!
!>
Great Lady Krystala just arrived.
!>
Gonthalas just went south.
!>
You throw back your head and roar with laughter!
!>
Great Lady Krystala just went north.
!>
The frog croaks, "Master!"
!>
Hrvac confidently says, "And dumb."
!>
Nakiro just arrived.
!>
Xyelin says, "Wat a tard."
!>laugh roar
You throw back your head and roar with laughter!
!>laugh roar
You throw back your head and roar with laughter!
!>

[Edited on 11-8-2004 by Michaelous]

[Edaarin]

You're all retarded.

[Gan]

I guess he showd Hrvac eh? Too funny.

Thats definately an embarassing moment, I hope he just decayed and logged for a while.

[Hulkein]

<<(Michaelous smacks xenostrus in the face with his claidh )>>

Nice one.

Try not to abuse the act verb, knuhb.

[Silent_Willy]

Originally posted by Michaelous

(Michaelous smacks xenostrus in the face with his claidh )


[Edited on 11-8-2004 by Michaelous]

Some people are too fuckin' stupid to be allowed use of the ACT verb. Too stupid to be allowed in the game, actually.

[Michaelous]

hey silent dick face, do me a favor and stay silent ya?

[Edaarin]

Please use protection so accidents like Michaelous don't happen.

[Shari]

Watching Michaelous and Abztract fight is like watching two retarded children try and smack each other to death with those foamy baseball bats.

....Or like watching two old people trying to bite each others arms with denture-less gums.

Either side you look at is just pathetic and pointless.

[Slider]

Hey Jesae, give poor Michaelous a break...being pathetic and worthless is what he does best, he's just leading with his strong points. :whistle:

[ZeDirtySanchez]

Ze needs one of my special treatmentz!

:yes:

[Edited on 11-8-2004 by ZeDirtySanchez]

[Keller]

You sound too much like Kiera, Dirty. Otherwise good show.

[Xenostrus]

This is me killing Michaelous in stance defense and going to jail for it. Just goes to show you how pathetic he is.

> att
You thrust with a barb-tipped vultite warlance at Michaelous!
AS: +138 vs DS: +44 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +88 = +223
... and hit for 57 points of damage!
Flesh ripped from back, muscles exposed.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!


A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"

Roundtime: 8 sec.
R>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
R>
Strard chuckles.
R>
Rayquaza returns to normal speed.
R>
The ghostly laughter of Michaelous echoes through the room, sending a shiver down your spine.
R>

The night watchman walks in, with a number of weapon-wielding deputies behind him.

With great ease, the night watchman grabs you and shackles your wrists.

"There you are! I got a tip that I'd find you here," says the night watchman.
The night watchman then drags you off.

[Jenisi]

Yeah um, I didn't die of laughter. I actually feel stupider having read that.

[Silent_Willy]

Originally posted by Jesae
Watching Michaelous and Abztract fight is like watching two retarded children try and smack each other to death with those foamy baseball bats.


I almost shit myself laughing when I read that...mostly because it's so true.

It does explain alot, though, about all the fuckheads roaming the lands as of late. Some middle school for the mentally retarded must have gotten computers and hasn't figured out to not let the tards play GS while in school yet.

[Kainen]

Originally posted by Jesae
Watching Michaelous and Abztract fight is like watching two retarded children try and smack each other to death with those foamy baseball bats.

....Or like watching two old people trying to bite each others arms with denture-less gums.

Either side you look at is just pathetic and pointless.

:lol::lol::lol:

[landon]

People like Michaelous is the reason Gemstone is going down the drain. He's always abusing the act verb in the park, "belching (and spelling it wrong) in people's faces" -- And always causing trouble. I'm shocked the GMs have left him around this long.

[AnticorRifling]

The whole thing was sad; from the crappy act verb to the stupid taunts and the "What a tard" statement as well as the "Being inviso.. If you can't spell out the whole word while talking in the game then say something else. It's just as bad as the people who don't know you and call you by the first three or four letters of your name. Having a nickname is fine but not when it's from someone you don't know.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Please use protection so accidents like Michaelous don't happen. It's hard to believe that either of them beat 100,000 other sperm.

[SpunGirl]

Wow. What if Michaelous threw a party and only morons showed up? Good show.

-K

[Caramia]

I :heart: Spun Girl!

Seriously, you're all lame. Is that your idea of roleplaying? Xenostrus, nice to see you're taking that character down the same road as Dionisius. Didn't you just come back from a ban? Learned a lot, didn't you?

[StrayRogue]

Everyone, except Nakiro, in that log is a fucking retard who shouldn't be playing Gemstone.

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Hulkein
<<(Michaelous smacks xenostrus in the face with his claidh )>>

Nice one.

Try not to abuse the act verb, knuhb.

I stopped reading after I read that asshattery. I figured it was just going to get worse after that.

[Lyonis]

I got a question about the act command. What if you incapicitated someone either by stunning them, removing a limb, or even killing them? Would it then be okay to use an act command where you forced your will on them as in harming them physically?

[StrayRogue]

No. Its abuse still.

Michaelous and Abztract should team up. They'd rule Gemstone in some weird bondage S&M sort of way.

- Arkans

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
No. Its abuse still.

It depends on the harm.
If it was slapping them or kicking them, that's not abuse.

If it is cutting an ear off, for example, that probably would be because you havent actually done so and it is imposing that on their character and insisting they go along with it.

Kind of like when you are playing roleplay games as a kid where one says "you do this" and the other replies "no I dont I do that"

[StrayRogue]

Its abuse to assume that someone will not react to your ACT in someway. For example with the above ACT whose to say I would ever let anyone get close enough with their claidh to slap me in the face with it? ACT, when used with another person, can never assume that that person wants to be involved with it.

[Nieninque]

Yeah, I remember when the justice system changed though, and you could get arrested for slapping someone, the GMs were saying use the act verb if you dont want to use slap.

Or did I dream that...?

[StrayRogue]

Perhaps you dreamt it *shrug*. I don't remember that at all, heh.

[Betheny]

michaelous trying to act like a human being = watching old people fuck.

it's just sad.

[Parkbandit]

All retard vs retard fights make me happy.

[Betheny]

probably... since you watch old people fuck every time you do it with your wife.

ZINNNNG.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Maimara
probably... since you watch old people fuck every time you do it with your wife.

ZINNNNG.

Wow.. that's 2 slams on my wife now. You've hit my wife more this week than I have.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Maimara
probably... since you watch old people fuck every time you do it with your wife.

ZINNNNG.

Wow.. that's 2 slams on my wife now. You've hit my wife more this week than I have.

I'm just kidding. I'd do your wife. Alot.

[Michaelous]

If you can haul'off and slap someone, thump , pound, kick, punch and all that crap, you have got to be a moron to think slapping someone in the face with a claid is abuse.

if i wouldve did this to him (Michaelous slaps xenostrus in the face with his claidh making him fall into a pile of shit) then that would be abuse, cause i'am acting for the other character, as long as you make an action for yourself and not someone else's its not abuse morons

[Parkbandit]

Dear Michaelous;

Please do not use terms like "You morons" or "You idiots".. as it makes you look more stupid. You know.. pot.. kettle thing.

Thanks.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Michaelous
If you can haul'off and slap someone, thump , pound, kick, punch and all that crap, you have got to be a moron to think slapping someone in the face with a claid is abuse.

if i wouldve did this to him (Michaelous slaps xenostrus in the face with his claidh making him fall into a pile of shit) then that would be abuse, cause i'am acting for the other character, as long as you make an action for yourself and not someone else's its not abuse morons

Also of note.. it's YOU'RE as in YOU ARE.. not YOUR. And for CRYING OUT LOUD.. Can you AT LEAST capitalize the word "I".

I'm simply trying to help you cover up your (see.. in this case it's your.. not you're) inadequacies.

Thanks again.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Michaelous
If you can haul'off and slap someone, thump , pound, kick, punch and all that crap, you have got to be a moron to think slapping someone in the face with a claid is abuse.

if i wouldve did this to him (Michaelous slaps xenostrus in the face with his claidh making him fall into a pile of shit) then that would be abuse, cause i'am acting for the other character, as long as you make an action for yourself and not someone else's its not abuse morons


Unless you were holding an item called a "claidh" then you screwed the pooch. When you do an act you need to capitalize things that need it (Xenostrus) and you need to use the full name of things. You are taking the place of in-game verbs with act command, it should look just like an in-game verb except with paratheses around it. So no using nicknames or abbreviations in ACTs and for heaven's sake capitalize proper names.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Michaelous
If you can haul'off and slap someone, thump , pound, kick, punch and all that crap, you have got to be a moron to think slapping someone in the face with a claid is abuse.

if i wouldve did this to him (Michaelous slaps xenostrus in the face with his claidh making him fall into a pile of shit) then that would be abuse, cause i'am acting for the other character, as long as you make an action for yourself and not someone else's its not abuse morons

Dear Michaelous,
If ever we should meet in person, I will knock you over and fart on your face.
If and when this should happen, you will experience my true feelings about you.
Sincerely,
Beth, player of Maimara, AKA Super Bitch.

PS I will make sure to eat shitloads of beans, hard-boiled eggs, and cabbage prior.

[Edited on 11-9-2004 by Maimara]

[Trinitis]

:yeahthat:

[Amaron]

Ughhh

I work with Special needs children and they are alot smarter and more amusing than these idiots.


J

:roll:

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Amaron
Ughhh

I work with Special needs children and they are alot smarter and more amusing than these idiots.


J

:roll:

:( including me?

[Fallen]

Using any form of an ACT to get around demeanor or Attack Vr Defense mechanics is abuse.

Example:

(Evarin pokes SoandSo's Gem pouch a few times, trying to gauge if it is full.)

Since I actually touched an item of his, it is abuse.

(Evarin peers towards SoandSo's Gem pouch, squinting at it in the attempt to see if it is full.)

This is not abuse, as I can perform this action without manipulating the other character.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Fallen

(Evarin peers towards SoandSo's Gem pouch, squinting at it in the attempt to see if it is full.)

This is not abuse, as I can perform this action without manipulating the other character.

I would see that as abuse because I would see what you were squinting at, but not be able to tell why. Your use of the Act verb is putting thoughts in my head.

[CrystalTears]

Yeah, she's right. That would be too much of an assumption, much like ACTing what you're thinking. Unless you were near enough to the person to make it obvious that you were glancing at the pouch, it just wouldn't work.

[Lyonis]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Its abuse to assume that someone will not react to your ACT in someway. For example with the above ACT whose to say I would ever let anyone get close enough with their claidh to slap me in the face with it? ACT, when used with another person, can never assume that that person wants to be involved with it.

I definitly think a case could be made for someone who is dead on the ground and me using the act command to do something to their body.

[Alfster]

I posted this elsewhere, it's the question I asked at the RP forum, but I think it applies here as well. Basically, there is little that is against policy for using the act verb.

I asked this at the RP forum tonight....


You ask, "My question is basically with the act verb and the smile verb, some people have characters that dont like being touched, yet people use acts to touch them and same with the act verb and using it to portray thoughts of the character...theres no way for anyone else to know the characters thoughts, so i guess, what's the policy on act and smile?"
s>l
[Global Assembly]

Also here: Hammerrhead, Shonison (sitting), Skydzia, Grazencia (sitting), Geneson (sitting), Clunk (sitting), Meril (sitting), Tirayana, Goldenranger (sitting), Melani, Stalwalgarn (sitting), Stalia, Mazeo, Mystra (sitting), Mikare (kneeling), Oravia (sitting), Kediaq (sitting), Aenir, Lady Evesong (sitting), Kaelira (sitting), Indica (sitting), Tazzah (sitting), Jennalyn (sitting), Dnalania (sitting), Rebeya (sitting), GameHost Kaikala, GameHost Aristani, GameHost Centauri, GameHost Acyrrus
Obvious exits: out
s>
Aenir smiles at you.
s>
Aenir whistles tunelessly to himself.
s>
Acyrrus grins slowly.
s>
Tazzah yawns.
s>
Kaikala raises an eyebrow in Aenir's direction.
s>
* Llyral just bit the dust!
s>
Dnalania stares at Aenir.
s>
Indica raises an eyebrow.
s>
Stalia blinks.
s>
Aristani chuckles.
s>
Stalia blushes a off-pink shade at Aenir.
s>
Acyrrus says, "Unfortunately, ACT and SMILE are unregulated."
s>
Aristani says, "Aenir's smile, for example."
s>
Aenir examines his fingernails.
s>
Geneson nods to Evesong.
s>
Indica asks, "What did I do now?"
s>
Oravia applauds Aenir.
s>
Evesong smiles at Geneson.
s>
Indica starts chortling.
s>
Indica says, "Oh."
s>
Mystra grins at Kaikala.
s>'so...why is it not then?
You ask, "So...why is it not then?"
s>
Indica slaps herself on the forehead.
s>
Aenir struts about.
s>
Stalwalgarn chuckles.
s>
Acyrrus says, "We leave it up to the players to decide what they feel is right or wrong."
s>
Shonison says, "I've heard that using act or smile to portray speech when silenced is against policy."
s>
Aristani nods.
s>
Aristani says, "It is, yes. Using free-form RP commands to bypass mechanics is against policy."
s>
Tazzah stands up.
s>
Shonison nods.
s>
Acyrrus says, "If for instance someone is being disruptive to your RP by using smile or ACT in a way you feel is inappropriate."
s>
Acyrrus says, "The best way is to let them know."
s>
Dnalania says, "I think we just have to think what others can tell about our character when we use the act verb."
s>
* Lawtell just bit the dust!
s>
Dnalania says, "Obviously they can't know what we are thinking."
s>
Mystra appears to be trying hard not to grin.
s>
Acyrrus says, "If they continue to do it after you've given them notice, it's best to take your RP elsewhere."
s>
* Kristara just bit the dust!
s>'most of this happens in the park...
You say, "Most of this happens in the park..."
s>
Dnalania groans.
s>'the only place I usually am...
You say, "The only place I usually am..."
s>
Aenir grins.
s>
Dnalania mutters park.
s>
Rebeya says, "Moving from the Landing is also a good option..."
s>
Rebeya clasps her hand over her mouth.
s>
Acyrrus says, "Sometimes people will do it just because they can."
s>
Mystra nods to Kaikala.
s>
Rebeya flushes slightly, some color reaching her cheeks.
s>
Dnalania laughs at Rebeya!
s>
Mikare begins chuckling at Rebeya!
s>
Evesong begins chuckling at Rebeya!
s>
Stalwalgarn begins chuckling at Rebeya!
s>
* Grolschin just bit the dust!
s>
Kaikala grins at Rebeya.
s>
Centauri shakes his head at Rebeya and clucks his tongue.
s>
* Tanathalas just bit the dust!
s>l
[Global Assembly]

Also here: Hammerrhead, Shonison (sitting), Skydzia, Grazencia (sitting), Geneson (sitting), Clunk (sitting), Meril (sitting), Goldenranger (sitting), Melani, Stalwalgarn (sitting), Stalia, Mazeo, Mystra (sitting), Mikare (kneeling), Oravia (sitting), Kediaq (sitting), Aenir, Lady Evesong (sitting), Kaelira (sitting), Indica (sitting), Jennalyn (sitting), Dnalania (sitting), Rebeya (sitting), GameHost Kaikala, GameHost Aristani, GameHost Centauri, GameHost Acyrrus
Obvious exits: out
s>scratch my head
You scratch your head.
s>
(Acyrrus slaps Rebeya upside the head, leaving a resounding THWAAAK!)
s>
Mikare blinks.
s>'theres policies for everything, accept the two most abused verbs
You say, "Theres policies for everything, accept the two most abused verbs."
s>mutter
You mutter something inaudible.
s>
Oravia applauds Acyrrus.
s>
Acyrrus says, "That for instance, is inappropriate."
s>
Acyrrus says, "To me at least."
s>
(Rebeya ignores the completely inappropriate ACT use.)
s>
Oravia ducks her head.
s>
Clunk stands up.
s>
Aenir praises Rebeya.
s>
Centauri begins chuckling at Rebeya!
s>
* Kriskronqui just bit the dust!
s>
Centauri says, "Okay, let's not get carried away here now."
s>
(Clunk runs in place.)
s>
Centauri says, "Moving along..."

[Silent_Willy]

Originally posted by Michaelous
you have got to be a moron to think slapping someone in the face with a claid is abuse.


Everyone, remember this. Next time you see this idiot, hit him in the face with a claid. He doesn't seem to think it is abuse. If said claid happens to break skull...remove face...or make head fall off, you can treat yourself to ice cream, because you earned it. In fact, give yourself a pat on the back too!

[Slider]

Does it have to be a claid? I've got this nifty maul i'd rather use on him.... :whistle:

[Orbsmasher]

Can I just shoot him in the head with an arrow instead?

[Kainen]

Michaelous.. I hate your avatar.. it's as ugly as you are stupid..