Tribute to Gullible People

[Apotheosis]

Your shoes are untied.

[Latrinsorm]

We just had a fire alarm and I stupidly chose to wear sandals. I am very, very aware of the current condition of my feet.

[Back]

You don’t remember making out with the bartender last night?

[Asha]

Your husband is dead.

[DeV]

Isn't fame proof enough that people are guillable? At least, I think that is what Ralph Waldo Emerson said.

[Fission]

Did you know they took the word 'gullible' out of the dictionary?

[Asha]

You believed that?

[Back]

Its not you, its me.

[Asha]

Originally posted by Backlash
Its not you, its me.

:lol:
Actually had to use that once and laughed inwardly to myself while saying it.

[4a6c1]

OMG. That is the biggest cock I have EVER seen.

[Back]

:lolwave:

[Ebondale]

Originally posted by Backlash
Its not you, its me.

:lol: The biggest lie coceived by man.

[Back]

No, that dress does not make you look fat.

[4a6c1]

No baby, your boobs are perfect.

[Asha]

I did, baby. . TWICE!

[Brattt8525]

Size does not matter.

[Miss X]

Yeah.. I got these shoes in a sale...

[4a6c1]

I DID!!!11

:no:

[Artha]

Love.

[Ebondale]

You can be anything you want to be when you grow up if you put your mind to it!

[Daniel]

Girl, I promise. I'll be right back.

[Back]

I’ll pull out.

[HarmNone]

I'm wealthy, charming, embarrassingly handsome, and a tiger in bed. Honest! I am! Just try me!

[DeV]

Originally posted by HarmNone
a tiger in bed.I wasn't lying about that one, Harmnone. I promise! :(

[Back]

You can earn big money if you enter our pyramid scheme.

[HarmNone]

From you, dearest, I'd believe it! :heart:

[Brattt8525]

I promise I won't do it again.

[Back]

They have WMDs.

[Ebondale]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

[Back]

No new taxes.

[4a6c1]

LOL

"Its my first time."

[Ebondale]

"Wanted: Attractive females to model in a swimsuit calendar"

Thats how half of those amature porn websites start. :clap:

[Back]

Liberals want the terrorists to win.

We don’t torture detainees.

The economy is improving.

There is a war on Christmas.

You save more money by buying a larger quantity.

There is a connection between 9/11 and Iraq.

Somebody stop me.

[Back]

2 + 2 = 5

[Ebondale]

Jesus Saves

*duck*

[4a6c1]

Jesus loves you.

[Ebondale]

God hates homosexuals. The Bible says so.

[Ebondale]

ARMY
Be all that you can be.

[Skirmisher]

I'm from the government.....

[Terminator X]

You know, the word "gullible" is on the ceiling/sky/etc.

[Sean of the Thread]

Someone haxxored my webcam.

[Edited on 12-17-2005 by Xyelin]

[Back]

I think you are a nice person.

[Sean of the Thread]

I think you are straight.

[Sean of the Thread]

"I got this bra at victoria's secret"

[Artha]

Women deserve the same rights as men.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'll do the dishes tonite honey.

[4a6c1]

No honey, he's just a friend. Its YOU I love.

:saint:

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Backlash
Liberals want the terrorists to win.

We don’t torture detainees.

The economy is improving.

There is a war on Christmas.

You save more money by buying a larger quantity.

There is a connection between 9/11 and Iraq.

Somebody stop me.

You must be one of the most annoying people in real life, too. Do you talk about anything else? Ever?

[Apotheosis]

You're the most intelligent woman I have met.

[Latrinsorm]

Yes Robin, it's normal to sit around the house all day in a ratty bathrobe and fuzzy pink slippers.

[4a6c1]

Yes Eric its normal for little boys to play with barbies and paint their nails.

[Latrinsorm]

Don't be jealous that mine don't all have their heads gnawed off.

[4a6c1]

ERIYYYY BROKE THRED.

:moon2:

(btw, F U. Barbie plastik tastes GOOOOT)

[4a6c1]

latrinsorm22 (4:02:28 PM): can't get a bj from a barbie doll without a head

[Latrinsorm]

RedElement12 (9:02:01 PM): i've been jamming my penis into this barbie's neck for weeks
RedElement12 (9:02:12 PM): and nothing
latrinsorm22 (9:02:28 PM): can't get a bj from a barbie doll without a head

[4a6c1]

roflmao

[Apotheosis]

umm. Yes Mangledkitty, you are very perceptive.

[Edited on 12-17-0505 by Apotheosis]

[MangledKitty]

No Apotheosis, we didn't have that one already.
;)

[Renian]

Lose 10 pounds in 10 minutes (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.php)

[DeV]

You'll go blind.

[Terminator X]

Originally posted by Renian
Lose 10 pounds in 10 minutes (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.php)

True :lol:

[Jolena]

You're brother only got a dollar from the tooth fairy too!

[4a6c1]

I love you.

(bwahahah)

[Apotheosis]

It's the secretary baby.

[Renian]

Get in the car. I have candy.