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Apotheosis
12-21-2005, 12:41 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/12/21/earlyshow/living/parenting/main1150910.shtml


Baby's Size BIG Surprise


(CBS) An Oklahoma woman got a big surprise when she gave birth Friday. Keyword there: big!

Adrienne Ross' newborn girl, Lillian, came into the world tipping the scales at 14 pounds, 3 ounces, nearly twice the size of the average American baby.

She told The Early Show co-anchor Rene Syler Friday she's "tired, really tired" because (not-so!) little Lillian is sleeping a lot, but mostly during the day, not at night.

Ross says her doctor didn't alert her to just how big her blessed event might be. "We had no clue," she told Syler.

She does say, though, that she was very anxious as she was having the Caesarean section with which Lillian was delivered.

"It was really nerve-wracking, because I had a C-section with my first one but, for some reason, this one just felt real strange. I was just extremely nervous. I didn't know why. …I guess because I knew what was going to happen this time. Last time, I didn't know. And I knew what could happen if something went wrong."

Lillian's proud father, Anthony Ross, says the doctors and nurses in the operating room "started trying to guess her weight, and were just amazed. The surgeon carried her over to the window in the door and showed everybody outside."

One problem already presenting itself? "We're already tight on clothes and diapers, because we really haven't had a chance to go and get any new ones," and the clothes they bought in advance for Lillian are all too small.

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That's just like. wow...

[Edited on 12-21-0505 by Apotheosis]

The Cat In The Hat
12-21-2005, 02:10 PM
One word...

FUCKING OUCH!

ok, thats two...

Jolena
12-21-2005, 02:14 PM
I'd say ouch, and that was definitely my first reaction, but she had her by c-section so..the weight wasnt a factor in her pain.

Chastittee
12-21-2005, 02:40 PM
My best friend's cousin had a 13 pound baby vaginally. THAT's a big OUCH.

Sean of the Thread
12-21-2005, 03:20 PM
Wowsa that hole must be more gaping than that slut in the Phillipines...

Skeeter
12-21-2005, 03:36 PM
:hitit:


Did that baby come out with a rack and a full time job?

That baby came out talking. "Damn, Mom that was a tight fit. About time you let me out."

Brattt8525
12-21-2005, 03:50 PM
The parents are so big that they make the baby look like a normal size baby.

Some Rogue
12-21-2005, 04:27 PM
http://www.avatarist.com/avatars/Cartoons/Family-Guy/Chris-At-Birth.gif (http://www.avatarist.com)

Viridian
12-21-2005, 04:33 PM
Heh, yes I will follow suit with.


FUCK, I'm so glad I wasn't that woman, OUCH!

My little one was nine pounds and he was too big for me, I can't imagine a 14 pound baby...

I think I would have been wailing, "Kill me! Kill me now!"

AbnInfamy
12-21-2005, 10:55 PM
Father quoted as having said: "I don't know what she's bitching about, she's taken my 15 pound dick in for years."

Back
12-21-2005, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by Brattt8525
The parents are so big that they make the baby look like a normal size baby.

Heh, true enough.

You know that guy is all, I DID THAT!

Ebondale
12-22-2005, 01:27 AM
You know that husband asked for the ol' "extra stitch".