Movie Quotes

[Trinitis]

While talking to CT and Weedie in u2u (I know..both at once..I'm so cool), a few movie quotes where thrown around. I wanna see some of ya alls most loved Movie Quotes!


-Adredrin

Where all the white women?! - Blazing Saddles.

[CrystalTears]

It's possible... pig. ~Princess Bride

[Kitsun]

"Be Excellent To Each Other." - Bill and Ted

[Ravenstorm]

Becket had several wonderful quotes:

"I'm suddenly very intelligent. It probably comes from making love to that French girl last night."

"There. That's the Great Seal of England. Don't lose it. Without the seal, there's no more England, and we'll all have to pack up and go back to Normandy."

"Becket is the only intelligent man in my kingdom, and he's against me!"

Highly recommended viewing. Peter O'Toole and Richard Burton.

Raven

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
It's possible... pig. ~Princess Bride

Ohh! Bringin out the Princess Bride eh??

-Adredrin

Have fun storming the castle!

Think they will make it?

It'll take a miracle!

[Carl Spackler]

just about anything said in snatch

[Bobmuhthol]

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face." "Why the hell did you do that?" "I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident."

"You fuckin' wit me, you fuckin' wit the best!"

"You know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen. It's the dead ... in my garage."

[CrystalTears]

Pulp Fiction! Great movie.

'You find that motherfucker. And if he shows up in China, I want a nigger coming out of a bowl of rice and popping his ass."

[Parkbandit]

"Excuse me, Flo? Can you tell me what the Soup de Jour is?"

"It's the soup of the day."

"That sounds good... I'll have that."

Dumb and dumber.

PS - The quote is from memory.. so if it's not perfect.. feel free to sue me.

[Trinitis]

-No, this is me in a nut shell; Help! I'm in a nut shell! how did i get into this nutshell? what kind of nut has a shell like this one? -Austin Powers

-Adredrin

[Drew2]

What kind of shell has a nut like this.


I hold the record for watching Austin Powers the most times when it came out on video.

[Edited on 1-2-2004 by Tayre]

[Trinitis]

We could always turn it into a game. You type the quote, everyone else tries to figure out what movie. Here.


-Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. So... so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?

-Adredrin

[Weedmage Princess]

Heh I'm not a big movie fanatic so I'd suck at this game :(

[Meos]

there just so many....

"Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know. Giving him the bird.."

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Meos
there just so many....

"Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know. Giving him the bird.."

Top Gun. Common ya gotta do better then that! :P

[Solkern]

I've been pimpin, since been pimpin, since been pimpin since been PIMPIN! ~how high

[Myrianna]

- This is where we take out the bullets, so they don't die during interrogation
- What do you do with them afterwards?
- We put the bullets back in.

[Zeyrin]

I have too many favorites to list just one so here are a few....

"Being fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son" Dean Wormer...Animal House

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily" John Belushi...Animal House.

and most everything from Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke.

[Rowi]

"So let me get this straight, you come over to my house trip, fall, and your dick goes into my wife?" Bruce Willis

the football movie I cant remember the name of it.

[Latrinsorm]

"Here's something my wife could use around the house.." "A man?"

"You know what my kids would say.." "You're not my real father!"

LA's sounds like it's from Breakfast Club, mainly on account of the Sporto.

[Myrianna]

I think it is from Breakfast Club

[CrystalTears]

It IS from Breakfast Club.

[Meos]

"Now if you'll excuse me for a moment... I need the room to myself...

MY EMPIRE IS CRUMBLING!"

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
"Excuse me, Flo? Can you tell me what the Soup de Jour is?"

"It's the soup of the day."

"That sounds good... I'll have that."

Dumb and dumber.

PS - The quote is from memory.. so if it's not perfect.. feel free to sue me.

Soupe DU jour... Yeah, that joke was weird when dubbed.

All my movie quotes are in french, so i think i won't bug you with em :cool:
:cool:

[Edited on 3-1-04 by Xcalibur]

[Fallen]

Sarah: Generous? What have you done that is generous?

Jareth: EVERYTHING! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?

Labyrinth

[Snapp]

"You sayin I got somethin wrong with my fuckstick?!" - Bad Santa

[Hips]

Where are all the good men dead- in the heart or in the head?

Hi, remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough.

-Grosse Point Blank

[theotherjohn]

Bright Light! Bright Light!

[The Cat In The Hat]

Will - "You cheated"
Jack Sparrow - "Pirate.."

Lestat - "Why should I know these things! Do you know them? That.. noise. We've been stuck here for weeks with nothing but that noise!"
Louis - "Yes.. They know about us. They watch us dine on empty plates and drink from empty glasses."

Um... I can quote that movie beginning to end... is that.. bad?

Cat

[Stunseed]

"Would you fuck a sheep?"--Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
"In prison, you'll be the pie!"-- " "

Love you Jolena!

hmm this is more a test to thoes who watch good movies... two words... and anyone who has seen it will know what it is

"Fuck.... Ass!"

anyone?

Edit: looking at the movie thred I see people already know...

[Edited on 1-3-2004 by The Edine]

[Satira]

"Um, hello! Earth to Matilda! I was at a DAY spa! D-A-I-Y-E."

Derek- "Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."

One of my favorite movies ever. Zoolander.

[Meos]

Earth to Meekus, it was a joke

[Pallon]

Nobody fucks with de Jesus

[Drew2]

"Are you classified as human?"
"Negative. I am a meat popsicle."
- Fifth Element

[Satira]

I love Meos.

A eugoogalizer. One who speaks at funerals? Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?

[MPSorc]

"No, ...not without incident."

wonder who all can get that one?

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by MPSorc
"No, ...not without incident."

wonder who all can get that one?

Equilibrium?

[MPSorc]

correct and what a great underrated flick it was

[StrayRogue]

"Is this true?"
"Yes sir...this man has no dick"

[MPSorc]

Ghost busters 1

[StrayRogue]

"That sonofabitch took my pants!"

[MPSorc]

Terminator

[MPSorc]

"and your Micky Mouse is one big stupid dope!"

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by The Edine
hmm this is more a test to thoes who watch good movies... two words... and anyone who has seen it will know what it is

"Fuck.... Ass!"

anyone?

Boondock Saints


"How many times do you get to see Smokey fucking the bandit?"

Get that one and you rule

Edit: looking at the movie thred I see people already know...

[Edited on 1-3-2004 by The Edine]

[MPSorc]

Mall Rats thre on the second one Edine

[AnticorRifling]

The mallrats quote was mine I was just tired and messed up while quoting Edine to answer his question.

[The Cat In The Hat]

"Here's some games, more games, games that want to get out." - 12 monkeys

[Meos]

Originally posted by Lady Satira
I love Meos.

A eugoogalizer. One who speaks at funerals? Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?

I can do this all day...

"So I was freeclimbing Mt Vesuvius, when I suddenly lost my grip, so I'm falling and falling, and then I start to think. Hey, havent you been smoking peote for the last six days, and isnt it a possibility that this is all in your head? And it turned out I was right. I've never even been to Mt Vesuvius.

Cool story Hansel"

[CrystalTears]

"You fargin' arseholes. You violated my fargin' rights, you bastages. You lousy corksuckers."

~Johnny Dangerously

[Fallen]

YES...SHE KNOWS...its a multi-pass.

[Hips]

If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Zoolander rocks. :smilegrin:

[theotherjohn]

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig

[Meos]

lol! I gotta watch zoolander tonight now

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot."




had to add my quotes

[Edited on 1-3-2004 by Meos]

[ThisOtherKingdom]

It's nice to see other people out there appreciate Zoolander.

[CrystalTears]

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

[Satira]

Look what I started! I am awesome!

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by theotherjohn
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig

Hell yeah good bad and ugly.

"There's still one thing that bothers me.." "One thing?"

[Merjinia]

"How many of them hormones you takin' honey?"


and..corny but still one of my fav's

"I'll be right here."

[CrystalTears]

"Man, you've got some fucked up friends!"

"And this shit that came out of this woman's mouth I ain't ever heard."
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

[Tsa`ah]

Gotta love fight club.

[Halfsilver]

"There may come a day when the courage of men fails. When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. This day, we fight!"

Aragorn's monologue before the blackgate got me all choked up. Awesome end to an awesome series.


-D

edited because it's late and I'm tired and can't spell.

[Edited on 1-4-2004 by Halfsilver]

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by ThisOtherKingdom
It's nice to see other people out there appreciate Zoolander.

Friend of mine was in that movie as an extra at the model off scene or whatever it was (Ive only seen it once) but he got cut! Least he got paid and got to meet Bowie.

Cat

[Satira]

MAN. I want to meet everyone in Zoolander.

[Meos]

That Hansel is so hot right now, Hansel

[MPSorc]

Originally posted by Fallen
YES...SHE KNOWS...its a multi-pass.

The Fifth Element

[MPSorc]

"Dodge this"

[MPSorc]

Originally posted by theotherjohn
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig

"The Man With No Name"

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by MPSorc
"Dodge this"

Matrix

"Its game time"

[MPSorc]

Stray that phrase "its game time" is in a lot of movies

[StrayRogue]

Heh, well try to name the one I was thinking ;)

[MPSorc]

Starship troopers?

[StrayRogue]

Nope, but very close.

[MPSorc]

Aliens?

[StrayRogue]

Spot on ;)

[Bewitchindryad25]

'You got two things going for you right now. Jack and shit, and jack just left town"

If anyone knows that you are my hero! Also from the same movie.

'I come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[StrayRogue]

Duke Nukem/Evil Dead/Army of Darkness.

[MPSorc]

It'll cure what ails ya

[Meos]

"I don't have time to play with myself"

[StrayRogue]

"I loved you in Wallstreet!"

[MPSorc]

Welcome to football
...welcome to foot balls

[Soulpieced]

LOL, I love Hot Shots Part Deux.

[StrayRogue]

"Death by stereo"

[MPSorc]

nope, its actually a football movie
so ya got it narrowed down to like umm bout 500 now

[Soulpieced]

Necessary Roughness.

[MPSorc]

correct Soulpieced

[Soulpieced]

Bam. I know my football movies.

[MPSorc]

And he's wearing his white shoes!

[MPSorc]

by the way thats another football movie

[StrayRogue]

Try and get mine MPSorc ;)

[MPSorc]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
"Death by stereo"

I have two movies in mind, just because you said stereo, first is Back to the Future just because i have always got a kick out of that stereo scene, (and not my answer by the way)

the other (and my answer) is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2

[StrayRogue]

Nope for the first one. All he says in that scene is "Woah".

Not sure on the second. Its definately not the film I'm thinking of. Hell, I am betting TMNT stole it from this film ;)

[MPSorc]

you know yer right, and the reason i thought of TMNT was the voice, and when they did that thing with the keyboard and speakers to shredder dude.

but i don't think they said it there now that i think of it,
it is said in Lost boys when the vampire gets offed by a stereo i think the one in the bath tub.

[StrayRogue]

Bah, well done indeed!

[StrayRogue]

"You're just a bunch of slack jawed faggots. This stuff will make you a sexual tyranosaurus, just like me"

[MPSorc]

Predator spoken by Jessie ventura about his chewin tobacco on the helicopter, love that flick

[MPSorc]

Attention all units, suspect six foot two, brown hair. He is one gigantic motherfucker

[StrayRogue]

Easy one here, yet still one of the best lines ever:
"Theres a million fine looking women in the world dude, but not all of em bring you lasagne at work. Most of them just cheat on you".

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by MPSorc
Attention all units, suspect six foot two, brown hair. He is one gigantic motherfucker

Commando

[MPSorc]

Clerks

any clues on my last one?

[MPSorc]

"its bad luck to kill a wizard"

[StrayRogue]

"Come on Doc, lets be honest, she's a bit of a cunt ain't she?"

[MPSorc]

i think ya got me on this one, anyone else know it?

[Fallen]

"Come back so that I might brain thee!"

[StrayRogue]

It was One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Another.... "You forgot to say PLEASE"

[Fallen]

---"its bad luck to kill a wizard"---

Conan

[Artha]

"It's made of people. Soylent Green is made of people!"

[MPSorc]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
It was One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Another.... "You forgot to say PLEASE"

Terminator 2

[MPSorc]

Originally posted by Artha
"It's made of people. Soylent Green is made of people!"

Mystery science theater 3000

[MPSorc]

"It is not longer my life that matters. I am not fat, I am not lazy. Davidge... I await a new life.

[Artha]

Mystery science theater 3000

...that's a show. The movie is Soylent Green.

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by MPSorc

Originally posted by StrayRogue
It was One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Another.... "You forgot to say PLEASE"

Terminator 2

Wrong. Rather not the first Arnie film with this line in.

[Edited on 4-1-04 by StrayRogue]

[Bobmuhthol]

The only ones I can remember are T2 and T3 with that line.

[theotherjohn]

Sissy!

[Meos]

"sorry doesn't put the trisket crackers in my stomach does it, Carl."

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Meos
"sorry doesn't put the trisket crackers in my stomach does it, Carl."

Billy Madison.

Try this one:

"One is happy to be of service."

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by MPSorc

but i don't think they said it there now that i think of it,
it is said in Lost boys when the vampire gets offed by a stereo i think the one in the bath tub.

It was the cute dark haired vampire that got nailed with an arrow and it went through him then through the stereo, played some INXS and blew up.. Death by stereo.

Ive seen that movie so many times I could write the script and scene changes from memory.. Gah!

Cat

[Meos]

"Why the hell.... is it eating up all the communication satellites."

yeah...

[Edited on 1-8-2004 by Meos]

[Overlord]

"Yeah but when the pirates of the carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists"

[Drew2]

"One is happy to be of service."

Bicentennial Man

'Why the hell... it's eating up the communication satellites"

-Fifth Element

[MPSorc]

Originally posted by Overlord
"Yeah but when the pirates of the carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists"

Jurasic park

[Makkah]

"Fuck Knowledge. Roll up. I'm tryin to get high."

rht

[Prestius]

"I give to you this laurel ... and hardy handshake ..."



-P

[Edited on 1-8-2004 by Prestius]

[Fallen]

"I give to you this laurel ... and hardy handshake ..." >>

Blazing Saddles

[Czeska]

"It's not fair!"
"You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is"

[Mistomeer]

"Go suck a fuck!"
- Donnie Darko
"Why should I change my name? He's the one that sucks." -Office Space

[Fallen]

"It's not fair!"
"You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is" >>

Jareth, Labyrinth


Here is one I took to heart in my roleplaying...

"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves."

[Czeska]

Originally posted by Fallen


Here is one I took to heart in my roleplaying...

"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves."

Interview With a Vampire. Excellent book, good film, awesome quote.

[Fallen]

Didnt take long at all, heh.

[Czeska]

One of my personal favorites:

"The nudity is optional, as you well remember!"

Note - Silversi is prohibited from answering.

[StrayRogue]

"1.21 Gigawatts!"

[Fallen]

"Great Scott! Howdy Doody Time!"

[PoppycockTheFool]

Say hello to my little friend--Scarface

[AnticorRifling]

The idea behind this is to post a quote and have someone else guess the movie. After correctly guessing the movie you then put your own quote into the mix and the cycle is repeated.

Since it's now 6+ pages long I thought I'd bring to light the way this one is supposed to work.

Continue with the obscure!

[StrayRogue]

"You gotta admit, I play this stinking city like a harp from hell!"

[Fallen]

"You gotta admit, I play this stinking city like a harp from hell!" >>>

Penguin, Batman 2

"Of course they were Nazi's, Walter, they threatened castration!"

[Edited on 1-9-2004 by Fallen]

[Meos]

Big Labowski, great flick.

"You, go over there and fuck those soliders! We'll stay here and masterbaste.

YES SIR!

There goes my best man"

[Fallen]

A shot in the dark...hmm... History of the World Part 2?

[CrystalTears]

Whatcha mean History of the World Part 2? There was no part two. :?:

I cheated and found that quote with Kids in the Hall. It better not be because that's not a movie!

Anyhoo...

"You know, there's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them.
"I know, perceptive."

[Edited on 1/9/2004 by CrystalTears]

[StrayRogue]

The Abyss?

[Hips]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
"You know, there's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them.
"I know, perceptive."

---Curse of the Jade Scorpion?

"We're sorta like the 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open. "

[Meos]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Whatcha mean History of the World Part 2? There was no part two. :?:

I cheated and found that quote with Kids in the Hall. It better not be because that's not a movie!



CHEATER! what do you mean kids in the hall sin't a movie, it's from Brain Candy, funnist movie EVER....... EVER!

[CrystalTears]

My bad. Didn't know it was a movie. I thought it was only a series. I sorry! I swear!

Guess I'll have to check the movie out then. :D

[Fallen]

"Yeah? And your ugly."

[Stunseed]

Ace Ventura. perhaps?

"Hey priest....Did doing that give you wood?"

Love you Jolena!

[Fallen]

"Hey priest....Did doing that give you wood?" >>

John Carpenter's Vampire

"Whats this ruckus?"

[CrystalTears]

"Could you describe the ruckus?"

Breakfast Club. :)

"Ow! You hit me in the ear!"
"Is that okay?"
"Yeah perfect."

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by CrystalTears

"Ow! You hit me in the ear!"
"Is that okay?"
"Yeah perfect."

Fight Club

"And now that we've been face to face...if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it, but I'll tell ya...if its between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down".

[HarmNone]

Pacino in Heat. :D

"I couldn't do that. Could you do that? How can they do it? Who are those guys?"

[Artha]

"We're sorta like the 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open. "

Since nobody did it...

Boondock Saints. <3 that movie.

[Fallen]

"I loved my daughter! But the abomination growing in her womb was a betrayal of me and the coven! I did what was necessary to protect the species. As I am forced to do yet again. "

[Meos]

The Fly 2?


I had horrible dreams about that movie the other night.

[Fallen]

Laughs

No.

[Meos]

damnit i'm so stupid

[Fallen]

Its an easy quote if you have seen the movie, you more than likely just havent watched it yet. Chin up, bucko!

[Sean]

i cheated. its from underworld.

[Fallen]

Cheating means what? Going to IMDB? I go there to get my quotes so I have the specific wording. Shouldnt need to go anywhere to find the quote.

[HarmNone]

Yeah, but Fallen...you are supposed to name the movie the previous quote was from before you post a new quote. ;)

HarmNone

[Fallen]

While talking to CT and Weedie in u2u (I know..both at once..I'm so cool), a few movie quotes where thrown around. I wanna see some of ya alls most loved Movie Quotes!


-Adredrin

Where all the white women?! - Blazing Saddles. >>

Umm, says who? Not the original creator of the thread. Damned board Nazi's

[CrystalTears]

Because Anticor said so. :lol:

It was really only to post favorite movie quotes. Then the rules were changed and turned into a game. I'd rather just post the favorite quotes, myself. :D

[HarmNone]

We always do what Anticor says. It is the law...is it not?
:?:

HarmNone has been laboring under that illusion

[Fallen]

Off Topic Mods: J-Tech, Peam

Now that this has been settled by me deftly handling you pack of nothings, on with the quotes!

"Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me. "

[Meos]

back on track people! here's an easy one

So Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you. The way I want to. ....

No, no, please leave me alone. ... I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone. Yet, I find you strangely attractive.

Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have BOTH, and you KNOW it!

No, no, leave me alone!

No, kiss me!

No!

Yes, yes!

Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is SO big!

[Sean]

yay for spaceballs.

[CrystalTears]

:lol: Spaceballs!

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!"

[Sean]

heh heh thats office space isn't it?

[HarmNone]

Hee. Yeah, Office Space!

"I want you off this rock on the next transport or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back."

[Fallen]

No one is going to get mine so I will throw up another one from the same movie

" I have crossed oceans of time to find you. "

[Fallen]

"I want you off this rock on the next transport or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back." >>

MIB...Damned 60 second wait period

[CrystalTears]

Men in Black!!

"Suck me, beautiful!"

[HarmNone]

Dracula, Fallen.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Fallen
No one is going to get mine so I will throw up another one from the same movie

" I have crossed oceans of time to find you. "

The first one (and the second one, heh) is from Dracula, if I'm not mistaken... :smilegrin:

Edited to add:
Booo, I'm not fast enough. :(

[Edited on 1-10-2004 by GS3 Michiko]

[Sean]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Men in Black!!

"Suck me, beautiful!"

heh american pie

[HarmNone]

American Pie!

"When the fox hears the rabbit scream he comes a-runnin'... but not to help."

[CrystalTears]

Heh, Hannibal. Good flick.

"Cute cat, what's his name?"
"Annoying customer."

[Fallen]

"Cute cat, what's his name?"
"Annoying customer.">>

Clerks

"But you hate people!"

"Yet I love gatherings, isnt it Ironic?"

[Meos]

that is so werid I was just gonna post this quote

I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.

[Fallen]

I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule. >>

Clerks

[Fallen]

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. "

[Sean]

jay and silent bob strike back .. someones in a kevin smith mood

[StrayRogue]

"Hurry up Tommy, before Zie Germans get here"

[Latrinsorm]

Last of the Mohicans (I think)

[Sean]

no its from snatch.

[Sean]

"The governor of Louisiana gave me this. Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights, corner of Bourbon and Toulouse, New Orleans, Louisiana. Now, this is supposed to be the finest whorehouse in the south. These ain't no pork chops! These are U.S. PRIME!"

[MPSorc]

Originally posted by Tijay
"The governor of Louisiana gave me this. Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights, corner of Bourbon and Toulouse, New Orleans, Louisiana. Now, this is supposed to be the finest whorehouse in the south. These ain't no pork chops! These are U.S. PRIME!"

Easy Rider

[MPSorc]

"I heard the women out there have their chest enlarged, their thighs vacuumed, and barf on purpose. "