The Idiocy of Bnell/Seyv/Bloodormi

[StrayRogue]

So I'm hunting my noob bard in snow spectres and this gimp Bnell keeps joining me for my bard spells. I tell him to stop and so he says something like Bards aren't meant to be pricks. So I sleep and tap him gently, which kills him.

So he brings in his MA instantly, Seyv, and kills me. So I get Chiv (props dude) to nail him and rescue me. So I get raised and go back out for revenge. This is what happens:

>hide
Roundtime: 7 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

Bnell's group just arrived.
>

You cannot remain hidden while singing out loud!
Your songs renew.

Bnell intones a phrase of elemental power while raising his hands...
>
Bnell gestures at you.
CS: +62 - TD: +90 + CvA: +3 + d100: +20 - -5 == 0
Warded off!
You are unaffected.

Bloodormi traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>1005 bne

You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Lullabye to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
>
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at Bnell.
Bnell falls to the ground in a deep slumber.
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Bloodormi gestures.
The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
You lose your balance and fall over.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

1005 bloo
...wait 3 seconds.
...wait 3 seconds.
>Bnell shakes off the effects of the lullabye.
Bloodormi pokes Bnell in the ribs.
>
Bnell's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
>1005 bloo

...wait 1 seconds.
...wait 1 seconds.
>
Bloodormi traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>1005 bloo
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Lullabye to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
>
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at Bloodormi.
Bloodormi falls to the ground in a deep slumber.
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Bnell stands up.

You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Lullabye to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
>
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at Bnell.
Bnell falls to the ground in a deep slumber.
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>stand
You stand back up.

kill bloo
Bloodormi shakes off the effects of the lullabye.
You swing a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe at Bloodormi!
Bloodormi rolls to one side and parries the attack with his runestaff!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>kill bloo
You swing a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe at Bloodormi!
Bloodormi flails on the ground but manages to parry the attack with his orase runestaff!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Bloodormi gestures at you.
CS: +88 - TD: +74 + CvA: +3 + d100: +67 - -5 == +89
Warded off!
A dull grey beam snakes out toward you, but dissipates upon impact.
>kill bloo
You swing a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe at Bloodormi!
AS: +197 vs DS: +139 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +77 = +167
... and hit for 27 points of damage!
Deep cut to Bloodormi's left hand!
Seems to have broken some fingers too.
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
kill bnell
Bnell shakes off the effects of the lullabye.
You swing a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe at Bnell!
AS: +197 vs DS: +20 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +26 = +234
... and hit for 52 points of damage!
Throat nearly crushed. Bnell makes gurgling noises.
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>kill bloo
...wait 1 seconds.

>kill bloo
...wait 1 seconds.
>kill bloo
Bloodormi traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>
You swing a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe at Bloodormi!
AS: +197 vs DS: +135 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +52 = +146
... and hit for 21 points of damage!
Bones in right arm crack.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Bloodormi gestures.
The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
You lose your balance and fall over.
Roundtime: 15 sec.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.

Bloodormi removes some acantha leaf from in his rune-stitched backpack.
>1005 bloo
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Lullabye to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
>
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at Bloodormi.
Bloodormi slips into a deep slumber.
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>stand
You stand back up.
>kill bnell

You swing a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe at Bnell!
AS: +197 vs DS: +16 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +65 = +277
... and hit for 78 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into lungs.

* Bnell drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Bnell.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Bnell.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Bnell suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Bnell.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

>kill bloo
Bloodormi shakes off the effects of the lullabye.
You swing a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe at Bloodormi!
AS: +197 vs DS: +36 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +97 = +290
... and hit for 77 points of damage!
You hear several snaps as Bloodormi's neck is broken in several places.

* Bloodormi drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Bloodormi.
The air calms down around Bloodormi.
The light blue glow leaves Bloodormi.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Bloodormi.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Bloodormi's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The bright luminescence fades from around Bloodormi.
Bloodormi becomes solid again.
The deep blue glow leaves Bloodormi.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>chuckle
You chuckle.
>

The ghost of Bloodormi whispers, "Im gonna fuck you up."

>The ghost of Bloodormi whispers, "My lev 40 sorcy."

The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "You will payf."

The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "Just wait."

The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "Wait till my friends at tc find out."

The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "You will never went to be in gs again."

The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "That a promise."

[Bobmuhthol]

lmao.

[Asha]

Hahahahaha
:lol2::lol2:

Man, that's just art.

[StrayRogue]

I did a report of the likes, "I'm getting tripled teamed by an MAer, any asistance", and got a typical GM Jharra reply, "assist".

[Shalla]

Wow.. so pathetic and juvenile.

[Snapp]

:lol2:

I have nothing else to add.

[mgoddess]

The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "You will never went to be in gs again."

LMFAO....gotta love OOC MAers...

[StrayRogue]

Seyv's group just arrived.
>
Seyv changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
>l
Seyv skillfully weaves another verse into his harmony, directing the sound of his voice at you.
Nothing happens.
>
[Arctic Tundra, Under Altar]
Several lanterns light the corners of this tiny room. Warm fur throws cover the floor, providing a sense of comfort. Nestled in one corner is a tiny trapdoor.
Also here: Bnell, Bloodormi, Seyv, Idnash who is lying down
Obvious exits: none
>
Bloodormi traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>chuckle
You chuckle.
>
Seyv changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
>
Seyv skillfully weaves another verse into his harmony, directing the sound of his voice at you.
Nothing happens.
>
Bloodormi traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>
Bnell recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Bnell gestures at Seyv.
Seyv begins moving faster than you thought possible.
>
Seyv changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
>
Seyv skillfully weaves another verse into his harmony, directing the sound of his voice at you.
Nothing happens.
>'Nice ty
You say, "Nice ty."
>
l
[Arctic Tundra, Under Altar]
Several lanterns light the corners of this tiny room. Warm fur throws cover the floor, providing a sense of comfort. Nestled in one corner is a tiny trapdoor.
Also here: Bnell, Bloodormi, Seyv, Idnash who is lying down
Obvious exits: none
>Seyv stares off into space.
>1005 sey
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Lullabye to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
>
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at Seyv.
Nothing happens.
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Seyv tried to drag you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
>chortle
You chortle.
>
Seyv calmly says, "Impressively pussy-like."
>405 bloo
You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Elemental Detection spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Bloodormi.
You detect the following spells on Bloodormi:
Spirit Defense
Spirit Warding I
Elemental Defense I
Cloak of Shadows
You sense other spells but can't quite determine what they are.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Seyv's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
Seyv renews his songs.
>405 bnell
You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Elemental Detection spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Bnell.
You detect the following spells on Bnell:
You sense spells but can't quite determine what they are.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>405 sey
You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Elemental Detection spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Seyv.
You detect the following spells on Seyv:
Kai's Triumph Song
Thurfel's Ward
Haste
Elemental Defense I
You sense a spell but can't quite determine what it is.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
>
Seyv tried to drag you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
>
Seyv's group just went through a trapdoor.
>
Great Lord Victorvon's group just arrived.

[Brattt8525]

Loved his remarks while dead!

[Asha]

Next time he comes at you with whispering shit, just paste the address of this page to him.
You'll be saying how much of a world of shit he will be in if he MAs anymore with you AND he'll see how much piss is being ripped out of him by us.
Win Win!

[Apotheosis]

What loser.


He might pwn you with his "bed speling"

I know I was.

[StrayRogue]

Heh, they got Victorvon to come sort me out. I showed him the log and he apologised to me for bothering. Heh. After that last attack they called a host and claimed they A) weren't MAing, B) that Seyv and Bloodmori didn't attack me first and C) a liar.

[Evelith]

For the friggin' love of God. This is why you should always and forever play Stay!

LEARN YOUR LESSON BOY!:kick:

[StrayRogue]

Speaking calmly to Bloodormi, Seyv says, "'He reminds me of Shimmerain."

[Stunseed]

:lol2:

Priceless. Also, I've got a Krol Bard over there if you want to watch a glaive get shoved down a throat.

[Asha]

:rofl:
TOOLS

[Edited on 12-6-2005 by Nevermind]

[Snapp]

Something interesting better get posted now..

>
* Seyv just bit the dust!
>
* Bnell just bit the dust!

and then..
>
* Bloodormi just bit the dust!

[Edited on 12-6-2005 by Snapp]

[Drew]

l[Arctic Tundra, Under Altar]
Several lanterns light the corners of this tiny room. Warm fur throws cover the floor, providing a sense of comfort. Nestled in one corner is a tiny trapdoor.
Also here: a stunned Soltaire who is lying down, Bloodormi, Seyv, Idnash
Obvious exits: none
> * Naethan joins the adventure.
pondSeyv thrusts with an ornate pitted vultite lance at Soltaire!
AS: +182 vs DS: +73 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +94 = +238
... and hits for 101 points of damage!
Strike to right arm shatters elbow and severs forearm!

* Soltaire drops dead at your feet!

>You ponder.

* Soltaire just bit the dust!
>616 seyv*** TypoHelp: Converted "616 seyv" to PREP 616 and CAST AT seyv

You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Seyv.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Seyv! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 21 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Strike punctures thigh and shatters femur!
Seyv screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
He is stunned!
... hits for 38 points of damage!

* Seyv drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Seyv.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Seyv suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>l * Seyv just bit the dust!


>You say, "Now now."
>
>You say, "Tsk."

>The ghostly voice of Seyv calmly says, "Chivalrous.."

>The ghostly voice of Seyv calmly says, "You are a sack."

[StrayRogue]

Seyv calmly asks, "What are you, 15 trains?"
>
Seyv peers quizzically at you.
>
>
Seyv nods to you.

>
Speaking to Seyv, Bloodormi says, "I have 3 empahts that have agreed never to heal the fairy."
>
Bloodormi points at you.
>
Bloodormi just nudged Seyv.
>
Bloodormi chuckles.

Seyv calmly says, "Guess if yer gonnah run around playing sanct, you have to hunt under level."
>
Seyv shrugs.

You ask, "Are you totally retarded?"

You peer quizzically at Seyv.
>
>
In a botched imitation, Seyv calmly says, "Retarded..."
>
Your song continues to maintain the peace and security of the area.
Your songs renew.
>
Seyv calmly says, "Indeed."
>
Seyv calmly says, "Mongoloid elf I am."
>

Bloodormi says, "As host said one more attack and the fairy will be banished from elanthia."

Bloodormi says, "So be it."

You say, "Unlikely."
>l
[Arctic Tundra, Under Altar]
Several lanterns light the corners of this tiny room. Warm fur throws cover the floor, providing a sense of comfort. Nestled in one corner is a tiny trapdoor.
Also here: Bnell, Bloodormi, Seyv
Obvious exits: none

Bloodormi says, "Already mentioned."
>
Bloodormi says, "Sorry. people in tc hate you."

Bloodormi says, "No empath healing."
>
Speaking calmly to Bloodormi, Seyv says, "'He reminds me of Shimmerain."

You ask, "You mean Victorvon?"
>
Bloodormi says, "Unless its a newbie healer."
>

Bloodormi says, "He hates you."
>
Seyv rubs his crystal amulet.
Seyv gets an odd look on his face.
>
Bloodormi nods to Seyv.
>
Seyv's group just went through a trapdoor.

Mistomeer just arrived.

>look
[Arctic Tundra, Under Altar]
Several lanterns light the corners of this tiny room. Warm fur throws cover the floor, providing a sense of comfort. Nestled in one corner is a tiny trapdoor.
Also here: Mistomeer
Obvious exits: none

You nod to Mistomeer.

Mistomeer nods.

Mistomeer says, "Hello."
>'Evening
You say, "Evening."
>'Be greatful, a load of morons just left
You say, "Be greatful, a load of morons just left."
>grin
You grin.

Mistomeer chuckles.
>take war
You remove a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe from in your heavy silk pack.
>
Mistomeer says, "Was really just wandering about."
>
>
Mistomeer says, "Thought I'd visit the silverbacks and wound up out here somehow."

You say, "A few moments earlier and you would have wandered into a nasty little spat."
>
Mistomeer says, "Woulda been entertaining, if nothing else."
You grin.

You say, "Probably."
>
Mistomeer smirks.
>
You say, "Taking bets on whether or not I could beat three others."

You say, "If thats your thing."

Mistomeer says, "Well."

>Mistomeer says, "Depends on the three. Three women could be my thing, but otherwise, probably not my thing."


Mistomeer coughs.

You chuckle.
>
Mistomeer rubs his chin thoughtfully.
>
You say, "Well, three trolls would have been preferable to these three."

Mistomeer says, "Must have been quite nasty."
>"
Seyv's group just arrived.

You say, "Ah."

You say, "Speaking of the devils."

>
Bloodormi gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
>
Seyv's group just went through a trapdoor.
>
You chuckle.
>Mistomeer chuckles.
>
Mistomeer says, "I was ready to bet."
>
Mistomeer snaps his fingers.
>
Seyv's group just arrived.
>
Seyv calmly says, "Devils."
>You grin mischievously.
>
Seyv giggles.
>
Your song continues to maintain the peace and security of the area.
Your songs renew.
>
Seyv calmly says, "He's cute."
>
Bloodormi nods.
>
Seyv calmly says, "Captain innocent."
>
Mistomeer whispers, "Join me."
>
Seyv calmly says, "What a douche."
>
Seyv's group just went through a trapdoor.

You join Mistomeer.
>
Mistomeer's group just went through a trapdoor.
[Snow Fort, Entry]
Crystals dance high overhead along the packed snow ceiling of the entryway. Several small niches have been carved into the walls to accent elaborate ice carvings. A light breeze blows through the room, seeming to start somewhere down the narrow passages leading out. You also see a leather helm, a woven cloak, a woven cloak and a translucent arch.
Also here: Mistomeer, Bnell, Bloodormi, Seyv
Obvious exits: northeast, southeast

You quietly whisper to Mistomeer, "They're all MAing."
>
Mistomeer confidently calls upon his patron as he motions forcefully...
>
The surroundings respond to the soothing melody of your song, becoming calm and still.
>
Seyv's group just went through a translucent arch.
>
Mistomeer's group just went through a translucent arch.
[Snow Fort, Bridge]
Ice crunches beneath your feet as you carefully make your way along the bridge. A deep ravine disappears into the distance below the bridge, causing you to briefly wonder on the countless souls who met oblivion below. A translucent arch of ice and snow is carved into the side of the fort.
Also here: Mistomeer, Bnell, Bloodormi, Seyv
Obvious paths: east
>
Mistomeer gestures.
A brilliant aura begins to radiate from Mistomeer!
CS: +327 - TD: +32 + CvA: +19 + d100: +19 - -5 == +338
Warding failed!
Bnell drops to his knees before Mistomeer!
CS: +327 - TD: +120 + CvA: +20 + d100: +49 - -5 == +281
Warding failed!
Bloodormi drops to his knees before Mistomeer!
CS: +327 - TD: +51 + CvA: +17 + d100: +36 - -5 == +334
Warding failed!
Seyv drops to his knees before Mistomeer!
>
You grin.
>stance offensive
You are now in an offensive stance.

Mistomeer removes a fel hafted vultite waraxe from in his linen cloak.
>
You stop singing Song of Peace.
>
Bloodormi says, "Brb calling host."

Mistomeer swings a fel hafted vultite waraxe at Seyv!
AS: +450 vs DS: +27 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +37 = +489
... and hits for 142 points of damage!
Hard slash to Seyv's side!
Right arm no longer available for use.

* Seyv drops dead at your feet!

The glowing specks of energy surrounding Seyv suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Seyv recovers from being rebuked, regaining his composure.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Seyv.
>
You say, "Hmm."
>

You swing a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe at Bnell!
AS: +197 vs DS: -7 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +38 = +273
... and hit for 92 points of damage!
Lucky shot rips through bone and muscle sending right leg flying.

* Bnell drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Bnell.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Bnell suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Bnell recovers from being rebuked, regaining his composure.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>Speaking to Seyv, Mistomeer says, "Watch your mouth."
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
The ghostly voice of Seyv calmly asks, "Fuck you?"

You are now in a defensive stance.

You roll your eyes.

l
You say, "See."
>

Mistomeer grins.

You are now in an offensive stance.
>kill bloo

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Wrexem echo in your mind:
"Sometimes it pops me."
You swing a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe at Bloodormi!
AS: +197 vs DS: +59 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +12 = +182
... and hit for 42 points of damage!
Deep, bloody slash to Bloodormi's right thigh!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>

>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>

>You swing a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe at Bloodormi!
AS: +197 vs DS: +57 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +3 = +175
... and hit for 33 points of damage!
Mighty blow cracks several ribs.

* Bloodormi drops dead at your feet!

A shadow seems to detach itself from Bloodormi's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Bloodormi.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Bloodormi suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The air calms down around Bloodormi.
The powerful look leaves Bloodormi.
The deep blue glow leaves Bloodormi.
The light blue glow leaves Bloodormi.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Bloodormi.
The bright luminescence fades from around Bloodormi.
Bloodormi recovers from being rebuked, regaining his composure.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>1011
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Song of Peace to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
You weave another verse into your harmony.
The surroundings respond to the soothing melody of your song, becoming calm and still.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.


You quietly whisper to Mistomeer, "Lmao."
>
Mistomeer whispers, "Rofl."
>

A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Blysz.
>
Blysz asks, "Need some help here?"
>
Mistomeer says, "I got it."
>
Mistomeer says, "Thanks though."
You say, "Nah, me and Mistomeer got it."
>

Blysz nods.
>
The ghostly voice of Seyv calmly says, "Yes."
>
Mistomeer bows.
>
The ghostly voice of Seyv calmly says, "Stay here."
>

The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "Misto and soltaire killed us."
>
The ghostly voice of Seyv calmly says, "Blysz."
>st
>
The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "Calling host."
>
The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "Thanks though for help."



[Edited on 6-12-05 by StrayRogue]

[Drew]

Does he have the hosts phone number?


Otherwise: :banghead:

[Ebondale]

Hahaha Mistomeer... classic. ^_^

Shoulda mushroom tattoo'd those fruitcakes while they were dead. :/

[Xandalf]

Some impressive RP going on.

[Shari]

See, I find it fun to report when they start swearing like that. Because then someone usually ends up observing the room and when they do it again, they dissapear. :D

[FinisWolf]

What a trip.

Strays final post was dated 12-5-05, yet his edit was 6-12-05. Interesting. Even IF it inverted the month and day, its still not the sixth.

Finis

PS~ And Stray, I know you and I are disagreeing here in that bard folder, but I be more then happy to come interact with your new friends, till they leave Icemule.

[Grandsome46]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
The ghost of Bloodormi whispers, "Im gonna fuck you up."

>The ghost of Bloodormi whispers, "My lev 40 sorcy."

The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "You will payf."

The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "Just wait."

The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "Wait till my friends at tc find out."

The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "You will never went to be in gs again."

The ghostly voice of Bloodormi says, "That a promise."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHa;sdjfaslkfjasdlfj

[Artha]

Strays final post was dated 12-5-05, yet his edit was 6-12-05. Interesting. Even IF it inverted the month and day, its still not the sixth.

It's the sixth in England.

[lassiter501]

Had a run in with Stray's bard at Wraiths, just to inquire about the altercation with the three stooges.. Just wanted to give a shout to to Stray for staying IC and rp'ping through it well.

[Apotheosis]

This reminds me, we should have a PC or GS (or both) Darwin Award thread.

[FinisWolf]

Originally posted by Artha

Strays final post was dated 12-5-05, yet his edit was 6-12-05. Interesting. Even IF it inverted the month and day, its still not the sixth.

It's the sixth in England.

Ahh, strange it changed the date string still. :grin:

Finis

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
No I haven't seen Advent Children, and I "play" GS to make money.



Originally posted by StrayRogue
30k is my average as well. I've been seeing reduced exp gain however the last few weeks.


Way to play GS just for the money! Quite marvelous roleplaying, as well.

[Edited on 12-6-2005 by Liberi Fatali]

[Warriorbird]

Curiously enough...leveling characters can help one make more money in Gemstone.

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Warriorbird
Curiously enough...leveling characters can help one make more money in Gemstone.

Don't be so naive. You know as well as I do that if he were just playing for 'money', he wouldn't roll up a new character from scratch. It would be more 'economic' to buy higher leveled characters and work on THEM.

Regardless, 30k a day means a lot of devoted hours to the game -- which leads me to conclude he's full of shite.

[Stunseed]

< It would be more 'economic' to buy higher leveled characters and work on THEM. >

When you have a capped skinning cleric, it's pretty easy to say you play GS for money. Granted, starting a new character seems to be for fun, but you never know, he might actually have multiple accounts running at once.

[Atlanteax]

Out of curiousity, any more killings after the Host left?

I saw that you mentioned that they got a Host and distorted the story to their favor.

It'd be amusing if they cried wolf and then went after you.

[Warriorbird]

Buying a character for loresinging/purification doesn't seem worth it.

Given a certain person's record they might want to reconsider calling anyone else, "full of it." Ever.

[Edited on 12-6-2005 by Warriorbird]

[Unique]

Originally posted by FinisWolf

Originally posted by Artha

Strays final post was dated 12-5-05, yet his edit was 6-12-05. Interesting. Even IF it inverted the month and day, its still not the sixth.

It's the sixth in England.

Ahh, strange it changed the date string still. :grin:

Finis

Don't those Europeans use dd-mm-yyyy rather than mm-dd-yyyy?

Unique

[Stunseed]

< Buying a character for loresinging/purification doesn't seem worth it. >

Personally, if I wanted a character that bad, I'd make it myself. I wanted a Bard so much in fact, I made two. Physical and Magical each. Magical bard, considering his use, is older, but I still enjoy both.

< Given a certain person's record they might want to reconsider calling anyone else, "full of it." Ever. >

Voting card please.

[StrayRogue]

Bards rarely get sold and if they do, for alot of money. Plus, none of my characters are elves. And as I do my money making in TI I'm missing out on 15% each hunt, not including his sizable Inf bonus and trading skill. And where does 30k a day come from, you fucking muppet? If you read that thread you'd find out it was 30k A WEEK. Roughly six hours of scripted hunting.

[Jolena]

Okay, SNARF, the muppet comment is classic. :lol:

[Asha]

Heh, muppet.

If Tabor had said that off the cuff a voting card wouldn't have been necessary.
:heart: England.

[Czeska]

I'd gladly walk my empath up to Icemule just to tell some morons no, I won't heal them, they can stay dead in the field.

Ahh bliss.

[Miss X]

Originally posted by Unique

Originally posted by FinisWolf

Originally posted by Artha

Strays final post was dated 12-5-05, yet his edit was 6-12-05. Interesting. Even IF it inverted the month and day, its still not the sixth.

It's the sixth in England.

Ahh, strange it changed the date string still. :grin:

Finis

Don't those Europeans use dd-mm-yyyy rather than mm-dd-yyyy?

Unique

Yes, we do. :)

[FinisWolf]

Originally posted by Unique

Originally posted by FinisWolf

Originally posted by Artha

Strays final post was dated 12-5-05, yet his edit was 6-12-05. Interesting. Even IF it inverted the month and day, its still not the sixth.

It's the sixth in England.

Ahh, strange it changed the date string still. :grin:

Finis

Don't those Europeans use dd-mm-yyyy rather than mm-dd-yyyy?

Unique

Good question, I have no idea though. :)

Finis

[FinisWolf]

Ok, Chica got us the answer. :heart:

Finis

[Jayvn]

holy crap I actually laughed out loud at this... makes me wanna go play in spectres.

[Augie]

:lol2: I cracked up reading that. What a moron.

I applaud the roleplaying. :clap: Good job. /sarcasm

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Augie

I applaud the roleplaying. :clap: Good job. /sarcasm

I was going to try and RP in some tart thievery, but then realized how dumb the whole premise was. Seriously, RP comments from the Tart Tard of Elanthia?

[Bobmuhthol]

lmao.

[Asha]

Amen.

[StrayRogue]

I think me and Mistomeer did pretty well, RP wise, considering.

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
>'Nice ty
You say, "Nice ty."

You ask, "Are you totally retarded?"


Yes, brilliant roleplaying, indeed.

[StrayRogue]

As apposed to you, captain DBZ?

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
As apposed to you, captain DBZ?

I'm sorry to say, sir, but my Gemstone accounts are cancelled. My 'roleplaying' of calling out spells is from Final Fantasy Tactics, thanks very much, NOT 'DBZ'. Your log, however, looked more DBZish to me. It looked like a big kill fest, with no interaction other than spell flinging and sword swinging.

[Mistomeer]

I think you're right Tabor. I'm sure a few more quotes of, "..." would have solved the problem perfectly.

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Mistomeer
I think you're right Tabor. I'm sure a few more quotes of, "..." would have solved the problem perfectly.

Oh, you're quite clever. I made no mention of your 'tactical' roleplaying, mind you. Good show on coming in to 'save the day', however! I'm sure your character heard of the incidents between these guys and just magically appeared at the scene out of goodwill?!

[StrayRogue]

All in response too. But then I don't see how you can lecture; you've already been pwned in this thread by multiple people for being not only wrong, but for being a lying dumbass. Not to mention that someone who named their character Jenovadeath, and uses expressions from FFT, who abuses MA's and is generally a lying piece of trash shouldn't be condemning ANYONE's RP ability.

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
All in response too. But then I don't see how you can lecture; you've already been pwned in this thread by multiple people for being not only wrong, but for being a lying dumbass. Not to mention that someone who named their character Jenovadeath, and uses expressions from FFT, who abuses MA's and is generally a lying piece of trash shouldn't be condemning ANYONE's RP ability.

How, curiously, have I 'abused MA's?'

Woe is me to name my character to the likes of something popular back in 1997. A thousand pardons, your majesty.

I forgot that 'Stay' is the most midieval roleplaying name I have ever heard of!

In retrospect, I don't believe I've been 'pwned' by anyone, save for the likes, perhaps in your own mind, by the ignorant drivel you continue to spew.

[StrayRogue]

Hmmm, so you didn't use Xenogais to pester Stun when he raped you a while back? And again, Jenovadeath has to be the dumbest name in GS history. I think you even trump Starsnuffer.

Yeah you've been pwned by pretty much everyone here.

And "midieval" isn't even a word you cretin.

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Hmmm, so you didn't use Xenogais to pester Stun when he raped you a while back? And again, Jenovadeath has to be the dumbest name in GS history. I think you even trump Starsnuffer.

Yeah you've been pwned by pretty much everyone here.

And "midieval" isn't even a word you cretin.

I forgot the word 'apposed', as you so brilliantly stated earlier, is considered a routine spelling of 'opposed'.

When HE 'raped' me? I seem to recall myself having the upper hand in that skirmish, but that is neither here nor there.

Do you have some sort of infatuation with handicapped people? You always seem to be calling people cretins, retarded, or gimps. I assure you I am none of the above. Your childish insults to that degree may even prove to offend people that post here that actually have such handicaps in their family, so I suggest shutting that enormous piehole of yours, guv.

Starsnuffer, by the way, was more of an asset to Gemstone then you'll ever be.

[Edited on 12-7-2005 by Liberi Fatali]

[Brattt8525]

>>I'm sure your character heard of the incidents between these guys and just magically appeared at the scene out of goodwill?!<<

Actually he did mention heading to some critter and ending up stumbling to where Stray happened to be.

[StrayRogue]

I doubt the dumbass really understands basic language, Bratt. He can't seem to absorb stuff that gets posted. Upper hand? He was level 50. You were level 100. He killed you. Ie, you lost. It took two of your characters to track him down and finish him off.

I'm sure people will forgive the retard comments as well, especially when they are directed at you.

Starsnuffer being more of an asset? Maybe. That depends. Or if I care. I don't play GS for stupid ego boosts (unlike some), nor do I pretent to think that I can somehow change or effect GS lore so far into it's history. I, however, doubt (if I am remembered) that my characters won't be referred to as a douchebag idiot on an ego trip with a stupid name. Can we say the same for you?

Nope. You've already been forgotten by the populace.

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
I doubt the dumbass really understands basic language, Bratt. He can't seem to absorb stuff that gets posted. Upper hand? He was level 50. You were level 100. He killed you. Ie, you lost. It took two of your characters to track him down and finish him off.

I'm sure people will forgive the retard comments as well, especially when they are directed at you.

Starsnuffer being more of an asset? Maybe. That depends. Or if I care. I don't play GS for stupid ego boosts (unlike some), nor do I pretent to think that I can somehow change or effect GS lore so far into it's history. I, however, doubt (if I am remembered) that my characters won't be referred to as a douchebag idiot on an ego trip with a stupid name. Can we say the same for you?

Nope. You've already been forgotten by the populace.

Well cor blimey! It seems you, astonishingly enough, have recalled BOTH of my characters names despite me having an inactive account for 4 months.

I'd rather be known as the patron saint of liars and fakes than a handicappable bashing child such as yourself, bumble bee.

[Miss X]

Compare penis size in private please boys.

[Xandalf]

Orginally posted by Liberi Fatali

Starsnuffer, by the way, was more of an asset to Gemstone then you'll ever be.



Or most of us can ever be, Jenova. He started playing at a time when the core group of players was very small. He was extremely dedicated to the game and he is the only PC to have created his own race and had it implemented by Simu in-game. He spent many years and a great deal of time working with and working for Gemstone.

That being said, Starsnuffer had some extremely negative vices which those of us in the Obsidian Tower still deal with today.

[Lady Shadow]

I'm glad this log was posted, because the boys did come and cry foul in TC, telling only their warped side of things. Funny how the truth always seems to come out. Now we just need someone to point him/them in the direction of this thread, so the rest of us can grab some popcorn and enjoy the show of him/them trying to talk his/their way out of this!
:smilegrin:

[Warriorbird]

Stray, Stray, Stray. Of course Tabor's character will be remembered. He will be remembered for owning a really ugly sword and being an idiot.

Don't diminish his glory.

[FinisWolf]

Originally posted by Miss X
Compare penis size in private please boys.

LMFAO! That is just too funny Chica!

Finis

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Warriorbird
Stray, Stray, Stray. Of course Tabor's character will be remembered. He will be remembered for owning a really ugly sword and being an idiot.

Don't diminish his glory.

Sorry Conan you are correct. I bow to your wisdom as always.

[Edited on 8-12-05 by StrayRogue]

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Sorry Conan you are correct. I bow to your wisdow as always.

And I'm supposedly the ignorant git?

[StrayRogue]

Hey, voting card. Plz. Edited to add:

And new jumper plz.



[Edited on 8-12-05 by StrayRogue]

[Asha]

I :heart: to wank!

[Kainen]

Originally posted by Miss X
Compare penis size in private please boys.

I don't think they are listening. :no:

[StrayRogue]

Who doesn't?

[StrayRogue]

>kill blood
Bloodormi shakes off the effects of the lullabye.
You swing a heavy-bladed spiked vultite waraxe at Bloodormi!
AS: +197 vs DS: -22 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +26 = +277
... and hit for 68 points of damage!
Neck broken.
Bloodormi twitches several times before dying.

* Bloodormi drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Bloodormi.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[StrayRogue]

Also here: Bnell who is set in stocks
Obvious paths: north, south
>
The city official says, "Eh? No...I don't think so. Try again. Time is running out!"
>
The city official says, "Eh? No...I don't think so. Try again. Time is running out!"
>laugh bnell
You laugh at Bnell!
>
The city official says, "Well, not a single question, huh, Bnell? That'll be more time in the stocks for you!"

[FinisWolf]

Damn, jackass' and n00bs, or at least dumber then a box of rocks.

Finis

[StrayRogue]

Ownage:

Bloodormi is informing you that he wishes to have no further interaction with you OF ANY KIND! He desires that the two of you go your separate ways and have no further contact.

[Warriorbird]

Looks like staff didn't buy his story.

[StrayRogue]

The ghostly voice of Bnell says, "Shimm, don't be such a flamer."

[StrayRogue]

And the dumbass award goes to:

Speaking in broken common, Shraider says, "He would not attack a citizen."

[Asha]

Wonder if the little fuckers think you and me are the same player?
:lol: