Yo Momma jokes

[Shalla]

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

My friend Im'ed me this and I laughed and laughed and I laughed. I love yo momma jokes! haha It's probably old but I love it. What's your favourite Yo momma jokes?

[crazymage]

cant remember specifics but the 'yo mamma insult' scene in white chics is effin hilarious

[Makkah]

Wow... I wasn't aware it was 1991 again...

[Lomoriond]

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got STUCK!

Now shut you bitch ass up befo I roll up on you vanilla ice style!


Ahem.. that is all.

[FinisWolf]

'91?

LMAO

Yo Mamma jokes were around long before that.

Finis

[Terminator X]

"You're such a fat ass, Cartman, that when you walk down the street, people go 'God damn it, that is a big fat ass!'" :kyle:

I dunno, I don't particularly like talking about other people's mothers, per se.

- The Termite

[FinisWolf]

To accomodate the "Yo Mamma Jokes"

Yo Mamma (http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html)

Finis

[The Ponzzz]

Yo momma is so ugly she looked up a camel's ass and scared off it's hump!

[Chaddy]

Yo' momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo' momma so stupid she tripped ova' a cordless phone.
Yo' momma so stupid took the bitch 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

[AnticorRifling]

Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck is sponsored by Oscar Meyer.

Yo momma's so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.

Yo momma's so fat she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

[CrystalTears]

Yo momma's so stupid, when they told her it was chilly outside she took out a bowl.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

[Asha]

Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Yo momma's so stupid, when they told her it was chilly outside she took out a bowl.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Straight up stealin from Bebe's kids.

Yo mama so short when she sits on the curb her feet dangle.

[Gan]

Originally posted by FinisWolf
'91?

LMAO

Yo Mamma jokes were around long before that.

Finis

Amen brothah, I remember yo mama jokes back in grade school (1982ish)...

[Overlord]

Yo mommas armpits are so hairy, it looks like shes got The Undertaker in a headlock.

[Killer Kitten]

Yo momma so fat she fall down, roll three times, and end up in Alaska.

Yo momma so fat when she sit around the house - she sit AROUND the house!

Yo momma so fat she got more chins than the Chinese phone book.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Overlord
Yo mommas armpits are so hairy, it looks like shes got The Undertaker in a headlock.

I guess over time that's been updated from (insert person of the time with huge afro). I remember it was Buckwheat.

[drigore]

Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mamma teeth so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.

Yo mamma so fat, when she was missing, she was on all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mamma so stupid, she gave your father a blow job, thinking it would help with his unemployment.

[Edited on 12-2-2005 by drigore]

[Atlanteax]

"Your momma is so fat, it's always dark, even at high noon."

[radamanthys]

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her TWO trips to haul ass!

That's one of my favorites.

[Kainen]

Your momma's glasses are so thick.. when she looks at the sun, her eyebrows catch on fire.

Your momma's house is so small.. her Welcome mat just says Wel..

Your momma's teeth are so yellow.. when she smiles people say "I can't believe it's not butter!"

[Sietzer]

Yo mama so poor when I stepped on a cigar everyone asked where the heat went

[4a6c1]

I like the fat ones.

Yo MAMMA is so FAT she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!

[Sietzer]

Yo mamma so fat when she has sex she hands out maps

[4a6c1]

HAHA!

[Sietzer]

Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family

[Dwarven Empath]

your mama's so stupid she tried to put together a crossword puzzle

[Dwarven Empath]

and ya daddy's so dumb he tried to hang himself with a cordless phone.

[FinisWolf]

:lol:

[Sean of the Thread]

lol

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Yo mama so fat we have to crisco the entryway walls and throw a butterfinger out the front door to get her outside.

[4a6c1]

lmao

i hate that i love this thread

[Snapp]

Yo momma so stank she made speed stick slow down.

Yo momma so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

[Edited on 12-3-2005 by Snapp]

[Meges]

Yo momma so fat she has mo den one zip code.

[Meges]

Get off of da mommas, becuz I just got off yours.

[Chaddy]

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

[Sietzer]

Yo momma so fat that when you hug her you get lost

[Tromp]

Originally posted by Killer Kitten

Yo momma so fat she got more chins than the Chinese phone book.

I just spit up my latte on that one! Took me a second but f'ing hysterical. Thanks.

Yo mamma is so dumb that she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

Yo mamma is so poor that when I dropped a cigarette on the ground she yelled out, "clap your hands, stamp your feet, praise the Lord we got heat!"

- Arkans