Pranks at work

[Ebondale]

Being in the military people are ALWAYS trying to pull pranks on one another. It never stops. Sometimes things are just downright cruel.

We had this one NCO that no one liked. Call them... "Staff Sergeant X."

SSgt X used to bring fresh fruit to work every day so that they could eat it for lunch. One disgruntled Airman, say, "Airman Y" took it upon himself to rub his sweaty balls all over one of their apples that they brought to work.

SSgt X never ended up eating that apple. Instead, SSgt X left the apple in the refridgerator for the next day. The next shift came around and "Airman Z" found the apple in the refridgerator and decided to eat it for himself.

Thus Airman Z has earned the nickname "Airman Applenuts".

What kind of workplace hyjinks do you guys have happen? :)

[Asha]

Edited becouse I posted a shit trick.

[Edited on 11-28-2005 by Drayal]

[Chaddy]

My coworker came in on his day off and wiped his ass on a piece of toilet paper then proceeded to piss on it. He came in the next morning and "found" it lying on the ground beside the toilet. He immediately acted disgusted and blamed another coworker of mine whom nobody likes.

[Showal]

Was it Barry Walker?

[Asha]

Man, I wish I knew Baz Walker.

[Showal]

I once knew this guy at work named Barry Walker. He lost at life on practically a daily basis.

[Izalude]

We did some pretty nasty pranks in college... I'll list a few.

The first is the dreaded Aquabomb. Fill a garbage can half-way, lean it up against the person's door, knock, and run like hell.

Next, we block off a person's door with plastic food wrap, leaving a small gap about two inches wide at eye height. Then we drop packaging material in through the slit in the top of the door. Once it's filled up all the way to eye level, knock... When the person opens the door, their room is blasted with hundreds of those styrophome pellets.

[Xandalf]

The best prank I ever pulled was while living in the dorms. I have to give props to my roomate since this was all his idea.

This overly cocky kid on our floor... really thought he was the shit. So one night he got drunk, passed out, and my roomate took a condom, put some soap and water in it so it looked "used' and put it under the passed out kid.

Finally, he poured some hot sauce down the kids ass so he'd wake up with a burning ass and a seemingly used condom next to him.

Needless to say, he was really pissed the next morning

[AnticorRifling]

Buddy went on leave, we shipped all his gear to Alaska.

Random personal items and superglue for fun and profit.

Swap HDDs on his computer, then put a wipe disk in the machine that starts on boot. He came in that morning, turned on the computer and it started wiping his HDD. He flipped, later we explained it was a clean HDD and not his.

[Czeska]

The used condom prank is amusing. I guess we were meaner. When the cocky self absorbed drunkard on the dorm floor wouldn't stop hitting on me, we pierced his ear with a thumb tack, and put a pencil eraser on the back.

No, he had no recollection of this happening the next day.

[Xandalf]

Originally posted by Czeska
The used condom prank is amusing. I guess we were meaner. When the cocky self absorbed drunkard on the dorm floor wouldn't stop hitting on me, we pierced his ear with a thumb tack, and put a pencil eraser on the back.

No, he had no recollection of this happening the next day.

Hah! That's great!

I woke up once with both ears pierced, and no real recollection of how it happened. My friends explained to me that about 5 of us decided to get our ears pieced at the boardwalk in Ocean City maryland for 5 bucks each ear.

Heh.

[Asha]

This stalker (a policewoman no less) left pictures of herself naked and in bondage gear for a member of our staff.
The envelope is opened, the pictures are laughed at and then promptly tacked to various places around the town centre.
Her beat, as it happened.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'll share some of my many pwns once the statute of limitations has expired.