So complain already!!

[Caiylania]

Mad at your ex? Want to post a flame on your company's bulletin and sound smart without doing the work yerself? Go here and let them do the work for you!!

http://www.pakin.org/complaint

[Caiylania]

I am damn mad at Solhaven fishing Depot!! Who are they and why?? No idea, but it was a catchy name to try this out!

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Although I have no criticism of Solhaven Fishing Depot's tracts, I have a few observations and comments to share. There are a number of reasons Solhaven Fishing Depot isn't telling us as to why it wants to draw unsuspecting cutthroats into the orbit of overweening snobs. In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that if you looked up "unctuous" in the dictionary, you'd probably see its logo. Note that the foregoing does not pretend to be an accurate description of all people who might be considered uncompromising drug lords. It is only a rough indication of some of Solhaven Fishing Depot's general tendencies. As everyone who has access to reliable information knows, I have a plan to declare a truce with Solhaven Fishing Depot and commence a dialogue. I call this plan "Operation step back and consider the problem of Solhaven Fishing Depot's campaigns in the larger picture of popular culture imagery". (Granted, I need a shorter, catchier name, but that one will do for now.) My plan's underlying motif is that the concepts underlying Solhaven Fishing Depot's contumelious publicity stunts are like the Ptolemaic astronomy, which could not have been saved by positing more epicycles or eliminating some of the more glaring discrepancies. The fundamental idea -- that the heavens revolve around the Earth -- was wrong, just as Solhaven Fishing Depot's idea that its blessing is the equivalent of a papal imprimatur is wrong.

Do we not, as rational men and women, owe it to both our heritage and our posterity to prevent the production of a new crop of myopic wastrels? I think we do. If you think that we can stop libertinism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for harebrained, sinful usurers, then think again. If you observe some repetition in my statements, it is because such repetition is needed for clarity and emphasis as I convince the most perfidious crumbums you'll ever see to stop supporting Solhaven Fishing Depot and tolerating its initiatives. Certainly, Solhaven Fishing Depot likes snow jobs that slander those who are most systematically undervalued, underpaid, underemployed, underfinanced, underinsured, underrated, and otherwise underserved and undermined as undeserving and underclass. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that its claim that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do is factually unsupported and politically motivated.

Solhaven Fishing Depot keeps insisting that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. To me, there is something fundamentally wrong with that story. Maybe it's that Solhaven Fishing Depot possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, it can't even spell or define "erudition", much less achieve it. I can say one thing about Solhaven Fishing Depot. It understands better than any of us that psychological impact is paramount -- not facts, not anybody's principles, not right and wrong. I'm not suggesting that we behave likewise. I'm suggesting only that Solhaven Fishing Depot's ruses have experienced a considerable amount of evolution (or perhaps more accurately, genetic drift) over the past few weeks. They used to be simply witless. Now, not only are they both dissolute and nugatory, but they also serve as unequivocal proof that Solhaven Fishing Depot believes that it's the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread. The real damage that this belief causes actually has nothing to do with the belief itself, but with psychology, human nature, and the skillful psychological manipulation of that nature by Solhaven Fishing Depot and its pestilential cringers. One final point: The final product of Solhaven Fishing Depot's apologues will be a dysfunctional society, wherein every natural self-defense mechanism has been short-circuited in some dictatorial effort to gain short-term financial benefits.

[Asha]

The text kinda melded together to form a big splodge of white.
I found if I stared at it, a picture of a rabbit was revealed!

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Drayal
The text kinda melded together to form a big splodge of white.
I found if I stared at it, a picture of a rabbit was revealed!

:lol:

[Caiylania]

Heh, that was the short version!

It lets you put in whatever name and then puts together that drivel for you to give someone.

I thought it was funny!

[Ilvane]

I have two orders of business regarding Caiylania. Let me begin by citing a range of examples from the public sphere. For starters, just the other day, some of Caiylania's malicious associates forced a prospectus into my hands as I walked past. The prospectus described Caiylania's blueprint for a world in which flighty beguilers are free to raise extortionate demands. As I dropped the prospectus onto an overflowing wastebasket, I reflected upon the way that I find Caiylania's half-measures symptomatic of a dangerous but spreading mentality. That's the sort of statement that some people believe is short-sighted, but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made, because Caiylania is out to help revolting fugitives evade capture by the authorities. And when we play her game, we become accomplices. It is as if we were safely on the bank of a raging river, enjoying a picnic with our friends and family, when a bunch of what I call quixotic cheapskates came along and threw us into the river. Not only must we must struggle to avoid drowning in the raging torrent of Caiylania-sponsored sadism, but we must crawl out of the river before we can begin a course of careful, planned, and coordinated action. If she is going to make an emotional appeal, then she should also include a rational argument. Don't be fooled: The fact of the matter is that she seems to have recently added the word "disproportionateness" to her otherwise simplistic vocabulary. I suppose Caiylania intends to use big words like that to obscure the fact that she decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that Caiylania fears, because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility.

So we're supposed to give Caiylania permission to turn positions of leadership into positions of complacency and hope she's rational enough not to do so? How incredibly naive! It may seem obvious, but she must sense her own irremediable inferiority. That's why Caiylania is so desperate to pit the haves against the have-nots; it's the only way for her to distinguish herself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Caiylania also realized that she knows how to lie. It's too bad she doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying. The moral of the story: Thanks to Caiylania, the epidemic of hooliganism is spreading rapidly.