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Drew2
11-19-2005, 06:26 AM
I'm not posting this to discuss the details of what happened, merely to point out that it was amusing.


[Courtyard]
A well maintained and healthy garden occupies the entirety of the courtyard. The air here is cool and crisp, but the bulk of the monastery shelters you from wind and makes the air bracing instead of chilling. In the center of the garden is a natural spring bubbling up several inches above the surface of the encircling pool of crystal clear water. A large stone and iron gate blocks the entrance to the monastery flanked by a statue of a woman carrying a crystal staff and a set of crystalline keys facing a second statue of a kneeling young man bedecked in battle-worn black chain armor. You also see a large fel tree and a polished marble bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Nikhiliam who is kneeling, Candiferous, Slayd who is lying down, Xaerve, Chirps who is lying down
Obvious paths: west

Nattor just came through a large steel gate.
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Nattor asks, "Is it sancted in here?"
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Slayd quietly says, "I think ill just mess around the rest of the night."
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Slayd chuckles.
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Candiferous nods to Nattor.
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Slayd quietly says, "Wheres ardenes."
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Your mind extends outward and links with the PsiNet.
The PsiNet rejects the foreign print of your mind.
(The PsiNet client attempted to connect with no character key, but this character already had one assigned.

The key will be reset in 5 weeks, 3 days, 15 hours, 55 minutes, 30 seconds.

Please type PSINET KEY for more information.)
Your connection with the PsiNet is broken.
You feel less drained.
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Nattor swings a closed fist at Candiferous!
AS: +1 vs DS: +98 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +7 = -73
A clean miss.
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A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Tayre.
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Candiferous says, "Ack not sancted."
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Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre gestures at Nattor.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Tayre's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Nattor!
CS: +353 - TD: +175 + CvA: +14 + d100: +10 - -5 == +207
Warding failed!
Nattor shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Nattor is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to Nattor's back causes him to cry out in pain!
He is stunned!
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow removes Nattor's left forearm at the elbow!

* Nattor drops dead at your feet!

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Candiferous just went through a large steel gate.
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* Nattor just bit the dust!
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Tayre gives Nattor a quick little smooch.
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Tayre traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
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Tayre gestures into the air.
A silvery fog coalesces around Tayre, obscuring his form. When the fog dissipates, Tayre is gone.
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Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
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Xaerve says, "The answer would be no..."
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Slayd quietly says, "Dat wasnt nice."
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Through a large steel gate, you hear Candiferous yell, "Kill tayre!"
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The ghostly voice of Nattor says, "Go ddamn it."

Dwarven Empath
11-19-2005, 07:03 AM
You would.....

Drew2
11-19-2005, 07:10 AM
Xaerve says, "The answer would be no..."

That's what I found most amusing, actually.

Showal
11-19-2005, 07:15 AM
That is pretty funny. Fog in, kill, fog out.

Gigantuous
11-19-2005, 11:26 AM
:lol:

"Guess not" woulda been my answer after seeing that.

SayGoodbye
11-19-2005, 03:33 PM
Heh, what an asshole.

cronuss
05-27-2008, 11:24 AM
Anyone know what happened to Slayd?