View Full Version : Overexposed and annoying- celebs that need to go away.
Blazing247
11-12-2005, 03:28 PM
My top 5 celebrities that need to STFU and GTFO my TV set. Please feel free to add your own! My girlfriend is on vacation and thus is making me watch a lot of her TV shows and I wanna kill myself, thus, this list.
1) Paris Slutbag Hilton. Not that I need to explain why she's annoying, but she's also inescapable. She's on 5-6 TV channels at any given momemtn being her normal clueless, spoiled, not worth any attention self.
2) Oprah Winfrey. We really need to stop idolizing a talk show host. Even worse, a talk show host that pretends she's there "to help people". While not quite as bad as Maury or Springer, her show is definitely trashatainment and the attempt to make it look like it's for the betterment of society is laughable. Plus, she helped spawn the career of...
3) Dr. Phil. Same reasons as above, but he's also the rudest and least helpful "doctor" on TV. I think he received his degree from the same places those phony judges on TV got theirs.
4) Kanye West. What kind of messed up world do we live in where a psycho like Mark David Chapman can shoot a living legend like Lennon, yet nobody takes a pot shot at this hooligan. SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT HIM DEAD! I think MTV has played the same show about him 10 times in the last day.
5) Tied between Katie Holmes and Jennifer Aniston. I used to think they were both cute at one point, but the mind numbing hourly updates of what's going on in their lives' is killing my will to change the channels. I accidentally see them on 30-40 channels a day. I've since noticed that Katie Holmes smiled out of the corner of her mouth, making her completely unattractive now, thanks overexposure.
So who do YOU want to stop seeing on TV? God I wish I could have control of my remote again...
Mistomeer
11-12-2005, 03:50 PM
Tom Cruise, and all of the scientologists for that matter.
Violence is better than a cult of silence!
I refuse to worship the human face!
Kill a celebrity and you'll find you can strike down a god.
OreoElf
11-12-2005, 05:09 PM
Eeeek creepy Peam. I've never thought of them as anything special... maybe growing up in LA had something to do with that... Weird freakish celebrity worship and news updates... Down with the drama!!!
I never want to hear about JLO or the Bennifer event ever again... I don't want to hear about the seperately either...
News alerts should have nothing to do with "stars".
Kefka
11-12-2005, 05:17 PM
You forgot O'Liely, Blabbity and Colmes, Mann Coulter...
radamanthys
11-12-2005, 05:23 PM
Michael Moore.
Get off my planet.
Unique
11-12-2005, 06:08 PM
It is up to us, as a society, to determine who gets airtime.
Be like me. Don't own a TV.
Warriorbird
11-12-2005, 07:22 PM
Micheal Savage. The Queer Eye dudes. Jay Leno. David Letterman. All pundits, Democrat or Republican. Bill O'Reilly. Everyone involved in reality tv. Britney Spear/whateverthefuckhisnameis. Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson. Fox News as a whole.
ElanthianSiren
11-12-2005, 08:25 PM
List begins with lil martyr, Nancy Grace;
Add Condi Rice's annoying duck face.
It would be so sublime
To knock the The 700s offline,
Fire each polician next
And replace them with Mike
Of NOFX.
-Psuedo Limerick brought to you by the letter M.
Dr. Phil, Britney Spears and whats his name and their baby, all the Wayans brothers, Rush Limbaugh, Ashlee Simpson.
Blazing247
11-12-2005, 10:14 PM
Yar, Ashlee Simpson. After that SNL hoedown dance mishap, I was like "career ruined- check" and crossed her off my need2hate list. Then my girl is watching some talk show and that cuntbag is on there all, "Well I learned my lesson and I'll never fake sing again" (paraphrased). I guess she got her career back again? Stupid little girls who will buy anything...
Numbers
11-12-2005, 10:28 PM
Thomas Edison and Benjamin Franklin piss me the fuck off.
God damn glory hogs.
Vixen
11-12-2005, 10:43 PM
The whole Simpson family, Brad and Angelina, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, and the whole Cruise/Holmes trainwreck.
Lady Shadow
11-13-2005, 10:29 AM
Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, any other fakey, no-talent, butt-ugly losers parading around acting like they're something special while all along they are just desperate for the limelight.
Sean of the Thread
11-13-2005, 10:43 AM
Paris hilton can stick around as long as is she keeps slutting up and releasing sex films.
Katie holmes is a dumb bitch and more ugly than a used douche nozzle that has sat in the sun for 3 days.
Parkbandit
11-13-2005, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by Vixen
The whole Simpson family...
Howard Dean. Enough is enough already.
Ilvane
11-13-2005, 11:25 AM
Can't get rid of him yet, being he's the head of the DNC..He is energizing some people.
On the wrong side, maybe..but it's fun to watch.
My choice: Tom Delay.
-A
Bill Cosby, Bill Maher, Pamela Anderson, Ozzy Osbourne's wife and kids, and Howard Stern.
Blazing247
11-13-2005, 02:04 PM
What's wrong with Cosby, he's hilarious. The rest I agree on.
Soulpieced
11-13-2005, 02:04 PM
All celebrities? I don't understand the fascination.
Originally posted by Blazing247
What's wrong with Cosby, he's hilarious. The rest I agree on. Nothing is wrong with him. I also think he's hilarious. He just needs to stick to entertaining.
SpunGirl
11-13-2005, 02:50 PM
Paris Hilton and Tara Reid are fucking retarded. Katie Holmes irritates me because she plays the exact same character in every movie she's in (and on Donkey's Creek!)
Justin Timberlake because he was at a place I may or may not work and did NOT tip the dealers or the cocktail waitresses one thin dime, fucking cheapskate asshole.
-K
Sylvan Dreams
11-13-2005, 04:19 PM
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson.
I don't really get what's so fascinating about celebrities. They make movies and crap sure but that doesn't mean I give a shit about what their lives are like, what they're wearing, who they're screwing or whatever.
Daniel
11-14-2005, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by Unique
It is up to us, as a society, to determine who gets airtime.
Be like me. Don't own a TV. \
Right on.
I refuse to own a tv
Caiylania
11-14-2005, 05:29 AM
The one good thing about TV over here, I don't get overwhelmed by celebrity shit on news and schtuffff
But I would have to agree about Paris Hilton, she really has done nothing in her own right to earn such attention except be rich I guess. Even her "tv shows" came after her popularity started from whatever.
Oh wait... she modeled...
Warriorbird
11-14-2005, 07:17 AM
I own a television. I just purpousefully don't get cable. I like movies.
Skirmisher
11-14-2005, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by Xyelin
Paris hilton can stick around as long as is she keeps slutting up and releasing sex films.
Katie holmes is a dumb bitch and more ugly than a used douche nozzle that has sat in the sun for 3 days.
Paris Hilton is a skanky slut who just happens to be wealthy and not at all sexy.
Katie Holmes apparently IS quite dumb to fall in with that psych job Cruise, but she at least IS attractive.
TV is filled with alot of junk, but alot of good programs too. Just pick the good shows is all. :wow:
Wezas
11-14-2005, 09:06 AM
Anyone seen the most recent Ashlee Simpson video from the McDonalds where she made an ass of herself by fighting with a worker there?
Amusing.
I like seeing make-shift celebrities in turmoil. It makes me smile to see people with shit handed to them get WTFPWNED.
Skirmisher
11-14-2005, 09:08 AM
No :) I didn't see that video Wezas , can you give a link?
Czeska
11-14-2005, 09:08 AM
Skirm ftw.
Wezas
11-14-2005, 09:19 AM
http://media.putfile.com/ashlee-simpson-drunk17
That should be it. If not try
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/11/04/video_ashlee_simpson_gets_drun.html
I love Paris slut Hilton, thank God for Hoes
Latrinsorm
11-14-2005, 12:35 PM
Hoes don't have to be ugly skanks though, and they certainly don't have to be on TV 24/7.
Katie Holmes is a cutie.
SpunGirl
11-14-2005, 12:36 PM
You guys need to stop bagging on Paris, who says she doesn't have a career? Since when is porn star not a career?
About the Ashlee Simpson thing, I read that she refused an autograph to a fan in that burger joint because the fan wouldn't play along and kiss her feet. Nice girl!
-K
Originally posted by Caiylania
The one good thing about TV over here, I don't get overwhelmed by celebrity shit on news and schtuffff
I thought the good thing about TV over there is that as soon as the sun goes down it turns into all porn infomercial all the time.
Anyway I can't really stand Paris nor do I understand the facination with her. I always thought her sister was more attractive anyway.
SpunGirl
11-14-2005, 12:51 PM
I totally agree with you there, Tijay. Paris Hilton looks like a female version of Skeletor from the old She-Ra and He-Man cartoon. Nicky is much more attractive (and hey, she actually has a job! Imagine!)
-K
Yea but Nicky is a still a bitch for trying to keep that dude she married for a weeks like grandmothers wedding ring.
SpunGirl
11-14-2005, 01:31 PM
LOL, her intelligence is also sadly substandard. They filed for an annulment, but she still wanted alimony from him because she "boosted his public image."
Maybe daddy should buy her an education, and one for her sister too.
-K
Czeska
11-14-2005, 01:41 PM
Katie Holmes > Paris Hilton by far, even if she is whacked enough to hook up and breed with Tom Cruise.
Paris is just... :shudders violently:
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