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Parkbandit
11-04-2005, 04:08 PM
Someone left their digital camera in our business center about a month ago. I have had it locked up in the safe and today I thought I would see what was on it.

Asian lady in different positions.. different outfits and non-outfits... by herself and with a guy. Quite entertaining.

Fixed the title since the old man isn't good at |337. :D

[Edited on 11/4/2005 by CrystalTears]
The Ponzzz
11-04-2005, 04:09 PM
Sell it!!!!!!!!
Wezas
11-04-2005, 04:10 PM
Let Xyelin host it.

(because I know you can't host it to save your life and I'm pretty sure HN doesn't want it on the server)
Warriorbird
11-04-2005, 04:10 PM
Post it.
CrystalTears
11-04-2005, 04:11 PM
NOW you post about this? Wasn't this camera discovery done in the morning? Were you jacking off all the time? :D
StrayRogue
11-04-2005, 04:12 PM
I imagine it took the old man a while to figure out the hyper advanced technology inherent of the digital camera.
Skirmisher
11-04-2005, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by CrystalTears
NOW you post about this? Wasn't this camera discovery done in the morning? Were you jacking off all the time? :D

Dehydration setting in or he'd still be going.
The Ponzzz
11-04-2005, 04:17 PM
That and arthritis...
HOTel MANager
11-04-2005, 04:22 PM
good to go!
HOTel MANager
11-04-2005, 04:22 PM
good to go!
Parkbandit
11-04-2005, 04:39 PM
Heh.. no.. just not 'convenient' for me to be looking at the pictures in this office with 3 or 4 other people walking around.

And CERTAINLY not convenient for banging the big salami.
Wezas
11-04-2005, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Parkbandit
And CERTAINLY not convenient for banging the big salami.

Good thing you don't have one.
Parkbandit
11-04-2005, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Parkbandit
And CERTAINLY not convenient for banging the big salami.

Good thing you don't have one.

You seem transfixed on my genitalia.. I want to go on record right now and state that you are making me uncomfortable with your constant talking about my schlong. Find another subject.. or at the very least maybe find someone who doesn't mind you being preoccupied by their penis. Maybe Arkans.

:grin:
HarmNone
11-04-2005, 04:44 PM
Ummm...congratulations, or something.:gawk:
Parkbandit
11-04-2005, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by HarmNone
Ummm...congratulations, or something.:gawk:

Yes Harmnone.. I'll send them to you. Don't I always send you the good porn I find!

Sheesh.. settle down.
StrayRogue
11-04-2005, 04:48 PM
Remember when I sent you Jessica Alba pictures PB? I'm calling in a favour...
AnticorRifling
11-04-2005, 04:48 PM
I can see how this all went down:

PB stares at the metal box that's not edible and it's not good for playing bridge....then he starts hitting buttons, the screen flickers, he hurls it to the ground because it's stealing his soul! Curious still he picks it back up and tries to see what's on the flicker box. So blurry, looks like a marshmellow wrapped in a trash bag, damn quadfocals, ahh there it is.

Ohh my God it's one of them womens you could buy during the first big war!!!! Where are my damn blue pills for my little general? Fiber, nope, iron, nope, vitamin A-ZZ, nope, ahh here we go magic blue pills.

Ahh sweet memories. Damnit it this thing won't go down, looks like I have a chupachupe sucker in my front pocket, a mostly eaten chupachupe.... Well it's been 3 hours and it's still there maybe I should call the doctor again, but first one more look at that little picture box with the whore from the war on it. Did I ever tell you about the war? It was gonna end them all zzzzzzzzzz :cough: :splutter:

Hello?

Hellooooo?

I'm alone, scared, and I need changed. Where am I? Who are you? What's this metal box in my hands? Ohh look one of those new fangled computer things. I wonder if I could type my life story on it. I bet they'd like to hear about the war, the war and the whores.
AnticorRifling
11-04-2005, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by StrayRogue
Remember when I sent you Jessica Alba pictures PB? I'm calling in a favour...

You sent that to me. She's mine....as soon as that restraining order is up. The courts can't stop love. :cool:
HarmNone
11-04-2005, 04:50 PM
Of course, you always send the pr0n to me, silly! You know how bad it is for your blood pressure! Just forward this one on like you did all the others. I'll dispose of it for you. :saint:
StrayRogue
11-04-2005, 04:53 PM
Doh.
Parkbandit
11-04-2005, 06:11 PM
Hecto is going to host them.. 16 megs of .zipped pics. Sending 5 of 8 right now. :(
DeV
11-04-2005, 06:20 PM
She so better be a looker. :rah:
Parkbandit
11-04-2005, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by DeV
She so better be a looker. :rah:

She's not.. :(

But it was FREE PORN.
HarmNone
11-04-2005, 06:43 PM
Umm, wait a minute! You're uploading porn featuring some ugly broad doing the nasty? Hell, PB! That's available all over the internet! The least you could have done was find a camera with porn featuring someone worth looking at! I shall simply scoff! :nono:
hectomaner
11-04-2005, 06:43 PM
u2u me, you know you want it.]

[Edited on 11-4-2005 by hectomaner]
Skirmisher
11-04-2005, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by HarmNone
Umm, wait a minute! You're uploading porn featuring some ugly broad doing the nasty? Hell, PB! That's available all over the internet! The least you could have done was find a camera with porn featuring someone worth looking at! I shall simply scoff! :nono:

:yeahthat:
Parkbandit
11-04-2005, 06:54 PM
Sorry. Maybe you would like to upload some porn you found on a camera that was left in a hotel???

That's right.. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY, SO YOU NEED ME!

Enjoy the show folks. First 10 pics are boring.. they get better though.

Also, the surroundings are certainly NOT of the hotel I work at. They must have taken them at home or something.
peam
11-04-2005, 06:54 PM
bockbockbockbock
Warriorbird
11-04-2005, 08:05 PM
:laughs: Damn. I can't believe you found that. Any identifying information with the camera? I'm sure the owner would want that back.

[Edited on 11-5-2005 by Warriorbird]
Artha
11-04-2005, 08:44 PM
I'm getting into the hotel business.
Sylph
11-04-2005, 09:39 PM
ROFLMAO!!

[Edited on 11-5-2005 by Sylph]
longshot
11-05-2005, 02:57 AM
Is she good looking?
AnticorRifling
11-05-2005, 05:27 AM
She's doable.
Parkbandit
11-05-2005, 07:35 AM
I just hope the chick in the pics can't trace this back to me somehow.

Oh wait.. I don't give a shit because I'm just a consultant!

FREE PORN FOR ALL.
Back
11-05-2005, 07:37 AM
Finders keepers. Best find 2005.
Parkbandit
11-05-2005, 07:45 AM
I can't believe the website Hecto put them on. Christ.. I would have thought they would be in a shrine of some sort.. not some stupid list with my 'pseudo name' files still.

I'm greatly disappointed.


:no:
The Ponzzz
11-06-2005, 01:25 AM
wait where are they?!!?!?!
The Ponzzz
11-06-2005, 01:34 AM
Yea, is there some U2U group i can get on to get all the cool shit btw? I mean wtf? I miss out on all the good shit!
Jonty
11-06-2005, 03:22 AM
Re-read the first page.
The Ponzzz
11-06-2005, 06:15 PM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH, Holy shit!!!!! HAHHAHAHHHAH!
Soulpieced
11-06-2005, 06:20 PM
Anyone with the link mind U2U'ing me?
Bobmuhthol
11-06-2005, 06:34 PM
Me too.
Parkbandit
11-06-2005, 06:35 PM
Come to playerscornerchat to get the link
Sean of the Thread
11-07-2005, 06:46 AM
After reviewing the pics.. that bitch is a hooker. The thought has crossed my mind that PB paid for this hooker and "pretended" to find this camera and shared with us in some sort of sick fetish.

But my vote is hooker.
Miss X
11-07-2005, 07:04 AM
Sick. Deffo a hooker.
Parkbandit
11-07-2005, 07:14 AM
Originally posted by Xyelin
After reviewing the pics.. that bitch is a hooker. The thought has crossed my mind that PB paid for this hooker and "pretended" to find this camera and shared with us in some sort of sick fetish.

But my vote is hooker.

Unlike my dear friend X.. I can get ass without having to pay for it.. or take advantaged of the disabled.
Jonty
11-07-2005, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Xyelin
After reviewing the pics.. that bitch is a hooker. The thought has crossed my mind that PB paid for this hooker and "pretended" to find this camera and shared with us in some sort of sick fetish.

But my vote is hooker.

Unlike my dear friend X.. I can get ass without having to pay for it.. or take advantaged of the disabled.

Oh, so you're only denying the hooker part?
Atlanteax
11-07-2005, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Xyelin
After reviewing the pics.. that bitch is a hooker. The thought has crossed my mind that PB paid for this hooker and "pretended" to find this camera and shared with us in some sort of sick fetish.

But my vote is hooker.

Unlike my dear friend X.. I can get ass without having to pay for it.. or take advantaged of the disabled.

Then why do you apparently need to satisfy your "urges" by looking through cameras, hoping for pictures of naked women?

Sounds like desperation, I tell you! :lol:
Parkbandit
11-07-2005, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Atlanteax


Then why do you apparently need to satisfy your "urges" by looking through cameras, hoping for pictures of naked women?

Sounds like desperation, I tell you! :lol:

A digital camera was in lost and found for over a month. Are you saying you wouldn't be curious about what is on the camera? I didn't think in a million years, I would actually find pics like this on it.

I won't even make any tie comments here... how about that?
Parkbandit
11-07-2005, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Jonty

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Xyelin
After reviewing the pics.. that bitch is a hooker. The thought has crossed my mind that PB paid for this hooker and "pretended" to find this camera and shared with us in some sort of sick fetish.

But my vote is hooker.

Unlike my dear friend X.. I can get ass without having to pay for it.. or take advantaged of the disabled.

Oh, so you're only denying the hooker part?

I deny nothing, since I've already told everyone how I came upon these pics.

Besides, my dick is twice that size. That's right.. I said it. Twice that size.

:smug:
Skirmisher
11-07-2005, 04:57 PM
And three times as old.

Thats right, I said it. Three times! :D
AnticorRifling
11-07-2005, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Skirmisher
And three times as old.

Thats right, I said it. Three times! :D

Marry me. I'm not even kidding.
Parkbandit
11-07-2005, 05:13 PM
My hate for both of you knows no bounds.
AnticorRifling
11-07-2005, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by Parkbandit
My hate for both of you knows no bounds.

That's only because your memory is fading and you forgot your ginko.
Kuyuk
11-07-2005, 07:36 PM
I wanna see your free porn.



K.
Keller
11-07-2005, 07:41 PM
I sent a link request to Hecto but, I am impatient.

Anyone else wanna let me in on the homegrown porn?
Sean of the Thread
11-07-2005, 08:06 PM
u2u sent
The Ponzzz
11-07-2005, 09:14 PM
It's nasty! I think this Asian bitch needs to get that raw black thing checked out...
Sean of the Thread
11-07-2005, 10:31 PM
C'mon.. that chick has obvious potential as a "mole model"

AHAHAHAHAHA
Apotheosis
11-07-2005, 10:33 PM
OMG XYELIN. I thought you typed in "Role Model"

:whipit:

you're going straight to hell.. even before a certain other person does. :-X
Sean of the Thread
11-07-2005, 10:40 PM
I can't help it.. that was a powerful mole with hypnotic properties.
The Ponzzz
11-07-2005, 11:23 PM
Those are the kinda clams I get worried to see!

EDITED BECAUSE I LOSE AT ENGLISH!



[Edited on 11-8-2005 by The Ponzzz]
4a6c1
11-08-2005, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
I can see how this all went down:

PB stares at the metal box that's not edible and it's not good for playing bridge....then he starts hitting buttons, the screen flickers, he hurls it to the ground because it's stealing his soul! Curious still he picks it back up and tries to see what's on the flicker box. So blurry, looks like a marshmellow wrapped in a trash bag, damn quadfocals, ahh there it is.

Ohh my God it's one of them womens you could buy during the first big war!!!! Where are my damn blue pills for my little general? Fiber, nope, iron, nope, vitamin A-ZZ, nope, ahh here we go magic blue pills.

Ahh sweet memories. Damnit it this thing won't go down, looks like I have a chupachupe sucker in my front pocket, a mostly eaten chupachupe.... Well it's been 3 hours and it's still there maybe I should call the doctor again, but first one more look at that little picture box with the whore from the war on it. Did I ever tell you about the war? It was gonna end them all zzzzzzzzzz :cough: :splutter:

Hello?

Hellooooo?

I'm alone, scared, and I need changed. Where am I? Who are you? What's this metal box in my hands? Ohh look one of those new fangled computer things. I wonder if I could type my life story on it. I bet they'd like to hear about the war, the war and the whores.

Thanks that had me laughing pretty damn hard.



Porn: Tattoo is nice. Eyebrows are scary. That is all.
Terminator X
11-08-2005, 11:01 AM
She has a serrated muff crewcut. God I hope no one was actually physically aroused by that picture :lol:
xtc
11-08-2005, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by Terminator X
She has a serrated muff crewcut. God I hope no one was actually physically aroused by that picture :lol:

I'd hit it but my standards aren't very high.
Parkbandit
11-08-2005, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by xtc

Originally posted by Terminator X
She has a serrated muff crewcut. God I hope no one was actually physically aroused by that picture :lol:

I'd hit it but my standards aren't very high.

So would I.. and my standards are twice as high as xtc's.