Remember her name, guys.

[Ravenstorm]

A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.

His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.

Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.

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It was so consensual, she pled guilty.

Raven

[Tisket]

Wonder what the seduction scene leading up to him falling asleep was like:

Oh yez, leetle man. Lie back and enjoy mine satin sheetz. Do you like mine gloves and garters? So good for strangling leetle man. What? Oh yez, I meant that in the sexy good way, not in the bad murder way.

Stupid leetle man.

[Drew2]

There's no way he slept through someone gluing his genitals to his abdomen. Much less his ass cheeks together. Unless, of course, he was passed out drunk.


I would know these things.

[DCSL]

She glued his ass shut. That is so.. so.. great, I get little tears in my eyes thinking of it.

[4a6c1]

lmao

Sticky ass clamp. Now why did I never think of that? hmmm....

[Viridian]

Talk about getting payback! Hehehe You know what, if you are dumb enough to go over to your ex's house and fall asleep, it's your own fault.

Jeeze men are dumb....

[Edited on 11-4-2005 by Viridian]

[TheEschaton]

Dude, she so ripped that off from Reservoir Dogs.


"How'd you feel if every time you had to take a piss, you had to do a handstand?"

-TheE-

[FinisWolf]

Remember her name hell, if I heard a whisper of her, I would find the caves in the highest peaks hiding like a scared little bitch.

On the other hand, I am safe ... being happily engaged is a great safety net!

Finis

[xtc]

This bitch only got 6 mos probation for what she did. If I man had done this to a woman he would have done time. Another example of how the courts don't treat men fairly.

[Brattt8525]

If I had been the judge there is no way I could not laugh with the visual of his ass cheeks and genital glued as they were. I still don't buy the he was asleep shit hell she glued the front then rolled him over and glued his ass and nail polished him and yet he just slept through it? :(

[xtc]

Originally posted by Brattt8525
If I had been the judge there is no way I could not laugh with the visual of his ass cheeks and genital glued as they were. I still don't buy the he was asleep shit hell she glued the front then rolled him over and glued his ass and nail polished him and yet he just slept through it? :(

Come on get real, some guy is going to allow this happen? He was obviously drunk.

[AnticorRifling]

1) I could easily sleep through that.

2) If a man glued a woman shut there would be protests demanding he get the chair.

3) If she was a really evil bitch she would have glued his unit to his abs then when he woke up she should have rubbed her boobs in his face and started groping him to arouse him. Talk about skin tearing pain from a woody.

[Terminator X]

Fucking ban super-glue :wtf2:

- The Termite

[Ilvane]

:lol: Anticor, that is just plain awful..

-A

[Daniel]

She got the balls up there too?

God damn.

Also, I agree. If a dude glued some girl's cunt together he'd probably be missing 8-10 years of his life and be required to file as a sex offender wherever he went.

[Ilvane]

Edited since I'm missed she had pled guilty..

However, I think she got a good sentence..sex offender? Nah.

Crazy..yes!

-A

[Edited on 11-5-2005 by Ilvane]

[DeV]

I believe she was already charged and sentenced to six months parole. Way too light imo.

And noone stopped guys from protesting this very demented bitch and demanding the chair. Something not even given to pedophiles but whatever. She's crazy. Hit her where it hurts; the pocketbook.

[AnticorRifling]

Hit her where it hurts; the pocketbook

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You can always make more money. Hit her where it hurts, right in the pee hole.

[DeV]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Hit her where it hurts, right in the pee hole. Eww and ouch.