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Snapp
10-29-2005, 09:21 PM
And her name is Skirmisher!
:birthday:
Back
10-29-2005, 09:24 PM
Oh shit! Booya! Shots on me. Seriously.

:2beers:
DeV
10-29-2005, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by Backlash
Oh shit! Booya! Shots on me. Seriously.

:2beers: I thought you said body shots for a second there. :whistle:

Happy birthday you old biddy!!!! Make it a good one.
Back
10-29-2005, 09:46 PM
That could be arranged. ;)
Jolena
10-29-2005, 09:48 PM
Happy birthday Skiiiiiiirmy!! :cheers: :roll:
Kitsun
10-29-2005, 09:48 PM
Yay!

Skirmy oooooold!
Brattt8525
10-29-2005, 09:49 PM
Happy Burpy Day you old bat
Latrinsorm
10-29-2005, 09:59 PM
Happy Birthday Skirm!!!!!! :)
ElanthianSiren
10-29-2005, 10:13 PM
OMG! Skirminators never get old. They just get new guns (with the same bodyguards). Happy birthday, darlin' :cheers:

-M
Weedmage Princess
10-29-2005, 10:16 PM
Happy Birthday, Skirmisher :D
Back
10-29-2005, 10:18 PM
OMG I’ve been jonesing for some Weedie.
Chelle
10-29-2005, 10:48 PM
:birthday::party::grouphug::kiss::clown::sloppy::c ake::2beers::monkey::spin2::dance::juggle::penis:
Skirmisher
10-29-2005, 10:59 PM
Who Squealed??!?

Snapp is So gonna get it.

Thanks you all !

I'm only 22 darnit ! Kinda... :rah:
DeV
10-29-2005, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Skirmisher
I'm only 22 darnit Is that what they're calling it these days... :D
Ravenstorm
10-29-2005, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Skirmisher
I'm only 22 darnit ! Kinda... :rah:

What's that in human years?

Raven
Skirmisher
10-29-2005, 11:16 PM
I have keeeled for less!
DeV
10-29-2005, 11:17 PM
You mean you have keeeled over due to forgetting your cane at times...

Happens to the best of em.
Ravenstorm
10-29-2005, 11:32 PM
You can take some solace in the fact that if you're only almost ancient, you'll always be younger than PB.

Raven
Gan
10-29-2005, 11:45 PM
Happy age escalation day.
Atlanteax
10-30-2005, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by Skirmisher
Who Squealed??!?

Snapp is So gonna get it.

Thanks you all !

I'm only 22 darnit ! Kinda... :rah:

For a minute there, after Snapp said something about "old", I figured it must had been your 40th B-Day. :saint:
Souzy
10-30-2005, 02:59 AM
Happy b-day!
Terminator X
10-30-2005, 04:00 AM
Congratulations. May the lion-headed dragon godesses smile upon you in this festive day of celebration :uglyclown:

Nabayaki Udon,

:birthday:
Miss X
10-30-2005, 05:09 AM
HBD my love! Hope you had fun!

Also OMG Weedie!!! :heart::bouncing:
HarmNone
10-30-2005, 07:08 AM
:birthday: , hon! Not to worry. We don't get older, we just get better!:whistle:
Killer Kitten
10-30-2005, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by Atlanteax

For a minute there, after Snapp said something about "old", I figured it must had been your 40th B-Day. :saint:

40 is NOT old!
:::grumbles:::

And any degree of old beats the alternative!

Happy birthday Skirm, and many more.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
10-30-2005, 09:33 AM
Happy Birthday Denise :)
Czeska
10-30-2005, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by Skirmisher
I have keeeled for less!

I swear, I've been misreading so much...

I thought this said "I have kneeled for less"

HAPPY DAY!
Skirmisher
10-30-2005, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by Czeska
I swear, I've been misreading so much...

I thought this said "I have kneeled for less"

HAPPY DAY!

That's just between us. Shhh...
Kainen
10-30-2005, 06:14 PM
Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great one! :)
Aaysia
10-30-2005, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by Czeska

Originally posted by Skirmisher
I have keeeled for less!

I swear, I've been misreading so much...

I thought this said "I have kneeled for less"

HAPPY DAY!

hahaha I saw the same thing

Happy Birthday Skirm! :smilegrin:
DeV
10-30-2005, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by Aaysia
hahaha I saw the same thing
We know where your mind is. mmhmm :whistle:
Aaysia
10-30-2005, 08:34 PM
yep, slummin along with yours =P
Skirmisher
10-30-2005, 08:35 PM
Fight Fight!
:fence:
DeV
10-30-2005, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Aaysia
yep, slummin along with yours =P Damn straight woman! Dirty minds think alike. :yes:
Wezas
10-30-2005, 11:15 PM
OMG U R SO OLD!

http://davensjournal.com/images/Kettlitis.gif
Sean of the Thread
10-30-2005, 11:17 PM
Skirmy is what we like to call a "cougar"

MILFs are out, Cougars are in. For those of you who don’t know what a Cougar is, I’ve taken the time to copy this excerpt from a very not-fake encyclopedia. Yeah, you’re welcome.

Definition: A Cougar is a female, usually between thirty and fifty years-old, who enjoys the sexual company of younger men.

Breeding Habits: Cougars are only usually interested in men under the age of twenty-five. Also, Cougars are non-committal, choosing to move from mate to mate without ever settling down. It is not uncommon for the same Cougar to attack (sleep with) many different men in the same group of friends. Furthermore, Cougars are older and more practiced in the ways of snaring a mate so they will rarely broadcast their intentions to sleep with you until you are already in her Jetta, headed for the condo she just bought. It is this elusive behavior that earns her the name “Cougar.”

Habitat: Cougars are most often found in bars and other places where alcohol is freely distributed. She can be seen lurking in the shadows, selecting their prey with the precision of a laser-guided missile. Most often, she will have some sort of fruity concoction with a high alcohol content in her hand (see: Appletini), and a slim cigarette dangling from her heavily made-up lips.

Appearance: The Cougar, at first, appears like most older women one sees: slightly drooping breasts, somewhat leathery skin, lightly sunken eyes and clothes just a few years behind the fashion. On closer inspection however, one finds that the Cougar has taken care to make herself appear younger: the makeup is thicker, the clothing is tighter and the perfume is stronger. She clearly has spent hours stuffing her not-18-anymore body into that leather skirt and halter top and desperation reflects that.

Psyche: The Cougar is a complex emotional creature. Remember, most of her friends are probably married and have kids by now. This, naturally, leaves her feeling lonely and useless, which explains her need for companionship. However, being an older woman, she is at the peak of her sexual ability which is why she preys on younger men (who are also at the peak of their sexual ability). This odd pairing – Cougar and twenty-three year old guy – can be seen at last call in bars all over the country every weekend.

So, why did I take the time to fill you in on the Cougar phenomena? Take a look at yourself, guy; you’re probably a young man in his late teens or early twenties, right? You’re the prime target for these women of the night and you should be educated in their ways. Because you never know when, from across the bar, a Cougar gets you in her sites, stubs out her Virginia Slim, gulps down the rest of her cosmo, adjusts her halter top and pounces.

S.Seidel

[Edited on 10-31-2005 by Xyelin]
Caiylania
10-31-2005, 04:08 AM
Happy birthday, Denise!!! Love yahs!