Bird Flu - Illness Alert

[SpunGirl]

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High Fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the Joints

6. An irresistible urge to shit on windshields

-K

[crazymage]

Booo not funny.

[Snapp]

:lol:

[Overlord]

Seems I may have to consult a mortician.

Bah, over the past 10 years theres been all of 60 deaths in eastern europe and asiatic countries. Although it is moving across western europe there is still no cause for alarm.

At least not untill it hits africa where there is a vast population of HIV carriers. This will allow the virus to incubate over a longer period in its host due to immune deficancies. this also gives it a likely chance to do what we all fear.....merge/mutate with the flu and become a human-human virus.

I'd still say we have a few years before this becomes a epidemic, but it at some point it more than likely will.

[Asha]

We've been told again and again, this is the one that's going to kill 1/3 of the worlds human population.
Let's hope not.
:fingers:

[Bobmuhthol]

People have tried to convince me that there are going to be 400,000 deaths from this in Massachusetts alone in the next year. To which I say, "Please don't listen to idiot news sources."

[Overlord]

They are right about the possibility, but their bloody timeline is all fubared. Give it a few years and we might see another worldwide "Black Death". Experts have recently discovered that the h5n1 and ebola have a common host back in the day, originating in africa. Woooooooo. Besides only 1/4 mil people in the U.K are expected to die. Who needs them!!

[Asha]

FUCK. .
YOU !!!

[Overlord]

Awwww come on, you know at least 70% of those deaths are going to be in England considering its the major trading/shipping area of the U.K Meanwhile we'll be safe in the frigid highlands!!

[Latrinsorm]

I think I'll file the Black Death v2.0 proclamations in the same category as the people who said we only had 15 years of coal left in the '80s.

Now if you'll excuse me there's an Aston-Martin calling my name.

[Stanley Burrell]

falolfle

[Stanley Burrell]

I think I'll file the Black Death v2.0 proclamations in the same category as the people who said we only had 15 years of coal left in the '80s.

Now if you'll excuse me there's an Aston-Martin calling my name.

That strand of bubos causing plague bacterium that wiped out 1/3 of the world's population can be easily lolwtfbbqd. And pwnd. By simple antibiotic.

Pneumonic plagues are where it's at, yo.

And rabbititus :thumbup:

[Wezas]

Bumping a 5 month thread to say "falolfle".

How many points assessed for that, Harmnone?

[Sean of the Thread]

Bumping a 5 month thread to say "falolfle".

How many points assessed for that, Harmnone?


MINUS 50 DKP!

[HarmNone]

Bumping a 5 month thread to say "falolfle".

How many points assessed for that, Harmnone?

Sometimes, a new word just pops into your head and you gotta use it! I'm sure this was one of these times. Hopefully, the urge has been satisfied...hasn't it Stanley?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The word falofle is well worth bumping for. :yes:

[Stanley Burrell]

Sometimes, a new word just pops into your head and you gotta use it! I'm sure this was one of these times. Hopefully, the urge has been satisfied...hasn't it Stanley?

Yes. Wait...

FaLoLfLe!!!!!!!!!!111111111one.

Yup. Okay, we're good now :blush:

[HarmNone]

And life continues...after a small pause for an idjit moment... :D

[Skeeter]

could we expect less?

[Shari]

A;LKSDJFASODFIU FUCK.

Nothing better than reading a joke, laughing with a mouth full of almost completely chewed up Corn Nuts, and projectiling a wad of it in between the arrow keys on your mother's keyboard while on lunchbreak.

Thanks.