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Sean of the Thread
10-22-2005, 06:41 AM
There were some doozies last night that inspired this thread but I got too drunk and I don't remember. I also remember faking a serious conversation with a fuked up Jesus freak girl that I forgot as well.. :(

Placeholder until I remember or experience more.
Asha
10-22-2005, 07:38 AM
Wow, Xyelin drunk!?
Fuck you I don't believe it!
Sean of the Thread
10-22-2005, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by Drayal
Wow, Xyelin drunk!?
Fuck you I don't believe it!

If I was in the UK I prolly would have over heard you being emo over a pint of strongbow.

P.s. Do your pints taste better with tears in them?
:lol:
Asha
10-22-2005, 07:49 AM
I can't tell, man.
I usually have to have all the lights out becouse I need to sit in the dark all day and night. If I could spare 2 seconds from hating my father and cutting scars in my arm, I'd check to see if the tears were falling into my pint the whole time. . .
But I'm frankly too busy hairspraying my jet black side-parting.

:shrug:
Parkbandit
10-22-2005, 08:05 AM
"If you give me a ride home, I'll take you for a ride in my wheelchair"
Drew
10-22-2005, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by Parkbandit
"If you give me a ride home, I'll take you for a ride in my wheelchair"


What you tell all the ladies at the AARP bar?
Parkbandit
10-22-2005, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by Drew

Originally posted by Parkbandit
"If you give me a ride home, I'll take you for a ride in my wheelchair"


What you tell all the ladies at the AARP bar?

I'll let you know in 24 years.
Drew
10-22-2005, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Drew

Originally posted by Parkbandit
"If you give me a ride home, I'll take you for a ride in my wheelchair"


What you tell all the ladies at the AARP bar?

I'll let you know in 24 years.


AARP membership starts at age 50, so you are claiming to be... 26?
Parkbandit
10-22-2005, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by Drew

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Drew

Originally posted by Parkbandit
"If you give me a ride home, I'll take you for a ride in my wheelchair"


What you tell all the ladies at the AARP bar?

I'll let you know in 24 years.


AARP membership starts at age 50, so you are claiming to be... 26?

I was using 65. Fine, I'll let you know in 10 years.. feel better?
Drew
10-22-2005, 08:58 AM
YES, much!
Parkbandit
10-22-2005, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by Drew
YES, much!

Fucking ageist. You make me sick.
Chastittee
10-23-2005, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Drew

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Drew

Originally posted by Parkbandit
"If you give me a ride home, I'll take you for a ride in my wheelchair"


What you tell all the ladies at the AARP bar?

I'll let you know in 24 years.


AARP membership starts at age 50, so you are claiming to be... 26?

I was using 65. Fine, I'll let you know in 10 years.. feel better?

Hold up..let me do some quick math here...you're now claiming to be 40? Which means when I knew you you were just turning 30ish? Damn, you seemed older than that. Course, I suppose since I was only 18 then, 30 did seem pretty old.
HarmNone
10-23-2005, 08:22 AM
I love ya, PB! Us old folks gotta stick together! :D
Czeska
10-23-2005, 09:04 AM
Can I get my title changed to "Still younger than PB" ?
HarmNone
10-23-2005, 09:08 AM
Of course, luv. All you need do is send me a U2U and the change will be made. I think it's very fitting, personally. :lol:
Parkbandit
10-23-2005, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by Chastittee
Hold up..let me do some quick math here...you're now claiming to be 40? Which means when I knew you you were just turning 30ish? Damn, you seemed older than that. Course, I suppose since I was only 18 then, 30 did seem pretty old.

I hate you now more than ever.

I was born in 1964.. so I'm not claiming to be anything I am not. I'll be 41 this year if that makes you feel any better.
Parkbandit
10-23-2005, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Czeska
Can I get my title changed to "Still younger than PB" ?

:?::?::?:

All I feel is hate.

:sniffle:
Drew
10-23-2005, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Czeska
Can I get my title changed to "Still younger than PB" ?

:?::?::?:

All I feel is hate.

:sniffle:


It really seems like making fun of PB is the hot new thing. Everyone has stepped there game up to the next level.
Killer Kitten
10-23-2005, 07:01 PM
Crap, I really am older than PB!

:cry:
Chastittee
10-23-2005, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Chastittee
Hold up..let me do some quick math here...you're now claiming to be 40? Which means when I knew you you were just turning 30ish? Damn, you seemed older than that. Course, I suppose since I was only 18 then, 30 did seem pretty old.

I hate you now more than ever.

I was born in 1964.. so I'm not claiming to be anything I am not. I'll be 41 this year if that makes you feel any better.

Damn, for a minute there I thought you were closer to my mom's age than mine, but you're closer to me by a little under a year.

Wow, I just did a little math. When I'm your age, my kids will both be in college. No more hitting on college girls for you PB! You're old enough to be their father!

:lol:
Atlanteax
10-23-2005, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by Drew

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Czeska
Can I get my title changed to "Still younger than PB" ?

:?::?::?:

All I feel is hate.

:sniffle:


It really seems like making fun of PB is the hot new thing. Everyone has stepped there game up to the next level.

In regard to the "next level" aspect...

Just imagine the grief that PB would be put through, if he wore one of my ties, in addition to his status as a gimpy ol' man.

Nah, that'd be too cruel? :lol: