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Fallen
10-11-2005, 07:52 PM
Our first awardee is....


You see Lady Skyfawn Bearlove the Master Healer.
She appears to be a Human.
She appears to be wizened with age and very tall. She has sparkling violet eyes and tanned skin. She has very long, curly silver hair loosely styled with some golden hummingbird hairjewels scattered throughout. She has a delicate face, a small nose and dimpled cheeks.
She has a tattoo of a budding rose winding its way through the spokes of a golden crown on her ankle.
She has a scar across her neck, old battle scars on her right arm, old battle scars on her left arm, old battle scars on her right leg, old battle scars on her left leg, old battle scars on her right hand, old battle scars on her left hand, an old battle scar across her chest, an old battle scar across her abdominal area, an old battle scar across her back, a black-and-blue right eye, a black-and-blue left eye, and a scar across her face.
She is wearing a gold ring, a silver-bound white diamond choker, a shimmering gold silk cloak embroidered along the hem with tiny red rosebuds, a pair of antique silver-framed spectacles with clear glass lenses, a pale purple glaes spider charm, a pair of sheer golden silk stockings, an elegant oval cameo, an oval mother-of-pearl locket, a front-laced pale pink bodice decorated along the neckline with delicately beaded dark pink roses, a furry black goat pin, a silver-tipped feather stickpin, a perfect purple rose, some lace-edged spidersilk gloves, a gold diamond-encrusted etched symbol of Oleani armband, a fitted spidersilk vest laced with diamond-studded gold ribbons, a white rabbit fur jacket, a small rose, a shadowy black weapons harness, a golden spidersilk backpack, some shadowy blackened veniom-trimmed armor with blood-stained razor-sharp spikes protruding from the shoulders, a silver-bladed midnight black fan, a golden charm bracelet, a delicate golden wedding band etched with entwined vines accented with diamonds, a delicate gold multi-tiered bellychain adorned with golden cymbals and shimmering diamonds that dangle and tinkle with each movement, a black spidersilk gem pouch with multi-colored fringes adorned with diamonds and fastened with a diamond unicorn clasp, a finely woven veniom mesh sack, a black spidersilk purse trimmed with multicolored silk fringe tipped with dangling diamonds, a layered multicolored full-sweep spidersilk skirt flowing to the ankle-length hem and embellished with glittering diamonds dangling from delicate silk ribbons, some golden spidersilk calf-high gold-laced moccasins embellished with diamonds that dangle from the fringed cuffs, a sleek shadowy crystal pendant, and a stylish sable ribbon.

Artha
10-11-2005, 07:55 PM
Go figure, an empath.

Letum
10-11-2005, 07:58 PM
She has a sparkling personality too.

Asha
10-11-2005, 08:05 PM
Weren't sorcerors the masters of carrying bullshit?
They were even called ''walking lockers''.

4a6c1
10-11-2005, 08:08 PM
No no. Bobmuthol wins this award. HAVE YOU SEEN ALL HIS TATTOOS OMG.

>look Bob

SCROLL PAGE

>keep reading

SCROLL PAGE

>keep reading

:D

Ebondale
10-11-2005, 08:10 PM
A good chunk of that text block is scar text, though.

Naturally it would be a 'puff that wears that much fluff. :)

HouseofElves
10-11-2005, 08:23 PM
Evarin should make out with her. And then she can seduce him further by taking off all her fluff, PIECE BY PIECE.

SpunGirl
10-11-2005, 08:26 PM
I especially like this.... "some shadowy blackened veniom-trimmed armor with blood-stained razor-sharp spikes protruding from the shoulders" along with all the froo-froo crap. Really helps accentuate the theme, if her theme is not having a theme. Unless her theme is "retarded."

-K

Asha
10-11-2005, 08:30 PM
I've always maintained that if you keep it short, people will be bothered to read your items' description.

I just think ''fuck that'' when I see a bunch of shit all piled together.
DCSL, Spun and HoElves showed us how to do it properly.
But deep down I realise, my character had it right all along!
:D
/jk

Czeska
10-11-2005, 08:32 PM
I think the problem with empaths is so many people give them thank you trinkets that they feel obligated to wear.

I got over that a lonnnnnng time ago thank goodness.

And heal your damn scars.

Himmy
10-11-2005, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Czeska
And heal your damn scars.

Czeska ftw!

Jayvn
10-11-2005, 08:37 PM
She could have AT LEAST sort auto head'ed.. :(

Tsunami
10-11-2005, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
I especially like this.... "some shadowy blackened veniom-trimmed armor with blood-stained razor-sharp spikes protruding from the shoulders" along with all the froo-froo crap. Really helps accentuate the theme, if her theme is not having a theme. Unless her theme is "retarded."

-K

How the fuck did they get blood stained up on her shoulders anyway? Were they prestained before being attached to the armor? Or does she go around ramming into critters like they are one of those football tackling sleds?

Asha
10-11-2005, 08:39 PM
Scars are good as long as they are RPed.
I considered scars before clothes after having my own Empath.

Nilandia
10-11-2005, 08:43 PM
I think another good bit of it is that she has a profusion of alters with long descriptions. Personally, I tend to keep the use of longs to a minimum, one item being comfortable, with three at the absolute most.

Besides, shows let you describe more of the image you have of the item.

Nilandia

4a6c1
10-11-2005, 08:43 PM
I think I'm being non-conformist with both the empaths I have. I dont like many lines on my characters as it is but each of them have like....2 lines of clothes. Its pretty sad. I AM IN REVOLT.

And they are sorted auto head......because Jolena scares me.

(and thats really the only reason)

:-X

Nilandia
10-11-2005, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Tsunami
How the fuck did they get blood stained up on her shoulders anyway? Were they prestained before being attached to the armor? Or does she go around ramming into critters like they are one of those football tackling sleds?
She's an empath. Who said it was someone else's blood? ;)

Nilandia

Nilandia
10-11-2005, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
I think I'm being non-conformist with both the empaths I have. I dont like many lines on my characters as it is but each of them have like....2 lines of clothes. Its pretty sad. I AM IN REVOLT.

I'm with you, Jihna. I have 5 lines myself and think I have too many accessories!

....

No comments from the peanut gallery!

Nilandia

Asha
10-11-2005, 08:48 PM
You see Vureha.
He is wearing pants.

Any more than that and it's taking the piss.

4a6c1
10-11-2005, 08:51 PM
My Jastonian has like, a dress, some shoes, earrings, a satchel. Only one of them a long descrip. Serious. And I cant stand for her to have scars. I try not to judge though. I know its a long standing tradition of elanthia to weigh down the wounded healers with LOADS AND LOADS OF CRAP. I wouldnt want to infringe on such sacred rituals. :-O

Artha
10-11-2005, 08:51 PM
I have 5 lines myself and think I have too many accessories!
:smilegrin:

4a6c1
10-11-2005, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Drayal
You see Vureha.


I like that name.

Jolena
10-11-2005, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Jayvn
She could have AT LEAST sort auto head'ed.. :(

SORT AUTO HEAD FTW!!

Jolena
10-11-2005, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
And they are sorted auto head......because Jolena scares me.

(and thats really the only reason)

:-X


HAHAHAHA..:big breathe: HAHAHAHA.


























































Ahem. Thank you.

4a6c1
10-11-2005, 08:57 PM
:cry:

Its laughing in my head again. MAKE IT STOP.

Czeska
10-11-2005, 09:00 PM
ONLY time my empath has scars when she's not actively healing them down, is if she's too damned sad to care.

Course last time she did that she got shit from someone in just the right way, so she's back to her mana intensive, scar healing self.

Flurbins
10-11-2005, 09:02 PM
Woo hoo! Bucking the trend!

>peer mirr
You look at yourself carefully in the full-length mirror...

You see Maerolban.
He appears to be a Halfling.
He appears to be young and sprightly and shorter than average. He has almond-shaped hazel eyes and freckled skin. He has shoulder length, curly golden brown hair with lighter streaks. He has an oval face, a button nose and a generous mouth.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing some glossy black leather with a golden sunburst stitched on the shoulders, and a bristly boarhide pack.
>inf
Name: Maerolban Race: Halfling Profession: Empath (not shown)
Gender: Male Age: 29 Expr: 619678 Level: 23

Jolena
10-11-2005, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
:cry:

Its laughing in my head again. MAKE IT STOP.

:twitch: It takes the clothing and puts it on in order. :twitch twitch: It takes the clothing and PUTS IT ON IN ORDER!

4a6c1
10-11-2005, 09:03 PM
dofl

Czeska
10-11-2005, 09:03 PM
That's gonna give me nightmares. In a snort-laughing kinda way.

Nilandia
10-11-2005, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Jolena
It takes the clothing!
Board Mod! Jolena's advocating public nakedness!

::flees::

Nilandia

Jolena
10-11-2005, 09:05 PM
:moon: