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Tsunami
10-04-2005, 11:55 PM
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Artha
10-05-2005, 12:02 AM
My nose started bleeding because of PUN OVERLOAD.

TheRoseLady
10-05-2005, 12:07 AM
Hmm I thought perhaps I would see our famous Dough Boy in there, Bisco.

Terminator X
10-05-2005, 12:22 AM
That was great and your avatar still confuses the crap out of me. Peace.

- The Termite

xtc
10-05-2005, 12:27 AM
The Doughboy is dead.

Snapp
10-05-2005, 12:30 AM
:lol2: Cute.

4a6c1
10-05-2005, 12:32 AM
:tissue:

Showal
10-05-2005, 12:41 AM
Bisco died? :cry:

peam
10-05-2005, 12:44 AM
WU TANG AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WIT.

Volstock
10-05-2005, 01:41 AM
that was great pun and all but when I first saw the thread I initially thought HOLY FUCK another natural disaster?! Mother nature must really be pissed......

peam
10-05-2005, 02:27 AM
In worse news, I'm out of cigarettes.

Tisket
10-05-2005, 02:29 AM
Nipsy Russell died. Now THAT is sad.

Doughboy
10-05-2005, 08:25 PM
No no, you may rejoice. Yes I am still alive. Sorry for the concern. I know Showal must have been wearing all black and was planning my funeral. So please make sure he gets the word that he wont have to continue building his shrine to me.

Ilvane
10-05-2005, 08:44 PM
:lol: