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Ismurii
09-28-2005, 02:10 PM
[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shaded park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bright lamplight from the square filtering through the passage to the north to illuminate the area with a soft glow. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see the Shalla disk, a steel lockpick, a weathered maoral box, a battered mithril box, an engraved monir coffer, a handaxe, a robed figure, a fennel bulb, a dark-haired half-elven priestess and a rose-marrow root.
Also here: Althainne, Apprentice Aramix, Decerin, Gigantuous, Lady Shalla, Suavementasious, Nightstrider, Dooyip, Broad, Sojat, Apprentice Jarfel who is sitting, Minare, Durka, Volidia who is sitting, Goonk, Xrahl, Waelos who is sitting, Lord Jameszz
Obvious paths: north, south, west
Greal followed.

Jaluros just arrived.

Volidia blinks.

You are now in an offensive stance.

Jaluros ponders.

You trace a sign while beseeching the spirits to empower you with the Bind spell...
Your spell is ready.

Suavementasious twitches a bit and contorts his face in a lunatic grin.

Volidia raises an eyebrow.

You gesture at Suavementasious.
CS: +172 - TD: +172 + CvA: -21 + d100: +32 - +5 == +6
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
You feel more refreshed.

Jaluros recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
Jaluros gestures.
Jaluros bristles with energy.

You scowl at Suavementasious.

Suavementasious roars at you!

Speaking in broken common, you exclaim, "You die!"
Speaking to Suavementasious, Gigantuous asks, "But then where would ya go ta harass folks, eh?"

Jaluros makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...

Ombrey just arrived.

Jaluros gestures at Gigantuous.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Gigantuous.

Speaking to you, Suavementasious exclaims, "You trying to kill your own brother!!!!"

Ombrey just left.

The Ombrey disk goes off in search of its master.

Jaluros snickers.

Speaking in broken common, you exclaim, "Yes!"

You trace a sign while beseeching the spirits to empower you with the Bind spell...
Your spell is ready.

Speaking to you, Suavementasious exclaims, "You little slime ball!!"

Gigantuous grins at Jaluros.

Waelos appears less battle-ready as a soft glow dissipates from around his form.

A dark-haired half-elven priestess removes a single rose petal from her robes, and tosses it to the wind.

A Wehnimer's runner just arrived on her way to deliver a message.

Jaluros leans on Greal, giving him a companionable grin.

You gesture at Suavementasious.
CS: +172 - TD: +172 + CvA: -21 + d100: +79 - +5 == +53
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Jaluros stares off into space.

Journeyman Daggonsl just arrived with his companions, skipping merrily.

You scream at Suavementasious!

Suavementasious beats you severely.

Journeyman Daggonsl just skipped merrily north, followed by several bemused companions.

Jaluros grunts.

Volidia stands up.

Minare just went north.

Speaking in broken common, you exclaim, "I hate you!"

Jaluros put a heavy imflass greatsword with a leather wrapped hilt in his elven-crafted robe.

Ombrey just arrived.

Volidia shakes her head.

Decerin's group just went north.

Volidia just went north.

Gigantuous leans on Shalla, giving her a companionable grin.

The dull golden nimbus fades from around Shalla.

Shalla grins.

Crisella just arrived.

Speaking to you, Suavementasious exclaims, "Im your brother, you will love me and like it!"

Gigantuous turns to you and cheers!

Speaking to Suavementasious, Goonk says, "Bad when a healer try to hurt you."

Crisella just went north.

Jaluros grins at Gigantuous.

Goonk laughs softly, trying to hide his amusement.

Jaluros whistles tunelessly to himself.
Looking at all the people hurrying by, the runner mutters loudly enough for you to overhear her, "It's sure been busy of late, I wish that lazy town clerk would hire some temporary help." She shrugs to herself and goes off about her business.

Suddenly Puktor appears in the room holding onto a ring he has just placed on his finger.

Puktor just went north.

You frown.

You feel more refreshed.

Suavementasious pulls on you, trying to get you closer.

Apprentice Aramix just went north.

Speaking in broken common to Goonk, you exclaim, "Shutup!"

Goonk ducks his head.

Goonk cowers away from you.

You notice Goonk slip into a hiding place.

Speaking to you, Suavementasious exclaims, "Now apologize you mental child!"

Jaluros begins chuckling at Gigantuous!

The runner pauses a moment to adjust one of her shoes. Just then, another runner dashes into the room. Spotting each other, they have a few quiet words, possibly exchanging some gossip to judge from the smiles and suppressed giggles. Their moment of rest over, the second one trots off while the first one prepares to do the same.

Speaking in broken common, you exclaim, "No!"

Jaluros recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...

Jaluros gestures.
Jaluros appears considerably more powerful.

Suavementasious roars at you!

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Assault...
Your spell is ready.

Jaluros recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...

Jaluros gestures at Gigantuous.
Gigantuous looks considerably more imposing.

Waelos stands up.

You gesture at Suavementasious.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Suavementasious!
AS: +241 vs DS: +163 with AvD: -11 + d100 roll: +11 = +78
A clean miss.
Having missed Suavementasious, you lack a presence within which to infuse with effort further.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Jaluros gestures at Gigantuous.
Gigantuous looks considerably more imposing.

Jaluros gestures at Gigantuous.
Gigantuous looks considerably more imposing.

Jaluros gestures at Gigantuous.
Gigantuous looks considerably more imposing.

Jaluros gestures at Gigantuous.
Gigantuous looks considerably more imposing.

You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Empathic Focus...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
You should type SKILLS FULL so PsiNet can begin tracking your spell durations.
You center yourself and focus your concentration.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Jaluros gestures at Gigantuous.
Gigantuous looks considerably more imposing.

Apprentice Aramix just arrived.

Suavementasious screams at you!

Jaluros whistles tunelessly to himself.

Gigantuous grins at Jaluros.

Volidia just arrived.

Volidia just went south.

Jaluros winks.

Speaking to Jaluros, Gigantuous says, "Thanks mate."

The runner walks over to Althainne and has a chat with him.

Speaking in broken common to Suavementasious, you exclaim, "Die!!!"

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Assault...
Your spell is ready.

Lord Linearr just arrived.

Volidia just arrived.

Volidia just went north.

You gesture at Suavementasious.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Suavementasious!
AS: +241 vs DS: +163 with AvD: -11 + d100 roll: +97 = +164
... and hit for 7 points of damage!
Suavementasious's leg hair is singed off, smooth shave!
Success! Establishing a connection with Suavementasious, your awareness of his physical condition expands as your essence fuses with his!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Suavementasious laughs at you!

You mentally attempt to locate your implanted essence within Suavementasious...
CS: +171 - TD: +167 + CvA: -21 + d100: +20 - +5 == -2
Warded off!
Suavementasious defeats your assault!
You feel more refreshed.

Alysan just arrived.

Alysan just went south.

You smirk.

Aidaen just arrived.

Gigantuous turns to you and cheers!

You laugh at Suavementasious!

Waelos just went north.

Jaluros stretches.

Speaking to you, Gigantuous exclaims, "Get im!"

The runner walks over to Aidaen and has a chat with him.

Speaking in broken common, you say, "You fool of a brother."

Gigantuous snickers.

Alysan just arrived.

Alysan just went north.

Speaking to you, Suavementasious says, "I thought you knew me better that that, you know your brother is untouchable."

Jaluros suddenly appears less powerful.

Ombrey nods.

Speaking in broken common, you say, "You are the by far worst."

Aidaen joins Ombrey's group.

Suavementasious looks over at you and shakes his head.

Speaking in broken common, you exclaim, "I touched you!"

Aidaen winks at Ombrey.

Speaking to Suavementasious, Shalla asks, "Mythala is your mom?"

Ombrey begins chuckling at Aidaen!

Speaking in broken common, you say, "Yes I did, you feel it burn."

Speaking to you, Suavementasious says, "I mean unkillable."

Ombrey turns towards Aidaen and renders a sharp salute with his dagger.

Gigantuous laughs!

The runner walks over to Aidaen and has a chat with him.

Suavementasious coughs.

Speaking in broken common to Shalla, you say, "No."

Suavementasious spits on the ground.

Speaking in broken common, you say, "I seen you die."

[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shaded park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bright lamplight from the square filtering through the passage to the north to illuminate the area with a soft glow. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see the Linearr disk, the Ombrey disk, a Wehnimer's runner, the Shalla disk, a steel lockpick, a weathered maoral box, a battered mithril box, an engraved monir coffer, a handaxe, a robed figure, a fennel bulb, a dark-haired half-elven priestess and a rose-marrow root.
Also here: Aidaen, Lord Linearr, Apprentice Aramix, Ombrey, Jaluros, Greal, Althainne, Gigantuous, Lady Shalla, Suavementasious, Nightstrider, Dooyip, Sojat, Apprentice Jarfel who is sitting, Durka, Xrahl, Lord Jameszz
Obvious paths: north, south, west

Sojat raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Greal says, "Not what I heard yesterday.."

Suavementasious exclaims, "Never!"

Sojat gestures.
A pearlescent emanation extends outward to encompass Sojat and those nearby.

Speaking in broken common, you say, "Don't lie to me like that."

Jaluros rummages around in his pockets.

Jaluros just went north.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Assault...
Your spell is ready.

Aidaen stares at a Wehnimer's runner.

You gesture at Suavementasious.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Suavementasious!
AS: +241 vs DS: +163 with AvD: -11 + d100 roll: +24 = +91
A clean miss.
Having missed Suavementasious, you lack a presence within which to infuse with effort further.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Aidaen says, "I already am.."

You face Suavementasious and shriek at the top of your lungs.

Linearr asks, "Could someone spare some strength?"

Suavementasious glares at you and lets out a nerve-shattering bellow!
You are startled enough to lose initiative!
Roundtime: 20 sec.

Afreet just arrived.

Afreet just went west.

The runner heads north in a determined manner.

Loths just arrived.

Speaking to you, Suavementasious exclaims, "Ill cut that hand off sis!"

Shalla gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

Ombrey deeply says, "Lets go sell these gems."

Shalla gestures at you.
An invisible force guides you.

Apprentice Aramix just went north.

The dim aura fades from around Loths.

You notice Shalla slip into a hiding place.

Speaking in broken common, you say, "That was nothing."

Gigantuous snickers.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Assault...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture at Suavementasious.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Suavementasious!
AS: +316 vs DS: +163 with AvD: -11 + d100 roll: +79 = +221
... and hit for 20 points of damage!
A curling tongue of blue flame sears the skin on Suavementasious's stomach.
The guiding force leaves you.
Success! Establishing a connection with Suavementasious, your awareness of his physical condition expands as your essence fuses with his!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
You mentally attempt to locate your implanted essence within Suavementasious...
CS: +171 - TD: +167 + CvA: -21 + d100: +86 - +5 == +64
Warded off!
Suavementasious defeats your assault!

Ombrey deeply asks, "You reckon we should hunt after that?"

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Assault...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture at Suavementasious.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Suavementasious!
AS: +241 vs DS: +163 with AvD: -11 + d100 roll: +35 = +102
... and hit for 1 point of damage!
A blast of hot air pushes Suavementasious back a step.
Success! Establishing a connection with Suavementasious, your awareness of his physical condition expands as your essence fuses with his!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
You mentally attempt to locate your implanted essence within Suavementasious...
CS: +171 - TD: +165 + CvA: -21 + d100: +63 - +5 == +43
Warded off!
Suavementasious defeats your assault!

Aidaen nods to Ombrey.

Suavementasious exclaims, "Ahhh!"

You smirk.

Suavementasious screams at you!

Shalla comes out of hiding.

Shalla utters a light chant and raises her hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to her aid...

Shalla gestures at Suavementasious.
Strands of webbing shoot forth towards Suavementasious.
CS: +334 - TD: +172 + CvA: -21 + d100: +10 - +5 == +146
Warding failed!
Suavementasious avoids a little of the webbing.

You grin.

Shalla snaps her fingers.

Ombrey nods to Aidaen.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Assault...
Your spell is ready.

Gigantuous snickers.

Ombrey's group just went south.

You feel more refreshed.

You gesture at Suavementasious.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Suavementasious!
AS: +241 vs DS: +88 with AvD: -11 + d100 roll: +78 = +220
... and hit for 17 points of damage!
Light burns to Suavementasious's head.
Success! Establishing a connection with Suavementasious, your awareness of his physical condition expands as your essence fuses with his!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
You mentally attempt to locate your implanted essence within Suavementasious...
CS: +171 - TD: +167 + CvA: -21 + d100: +28 - +5 == +6
Warded off!
Suavementasious defeats your assault!

Speaking in broken common, you exclaim, "You get to die!"

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Assault...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture at Suavementasious.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Suavementasious!
AS: +241 vs DS: +82 with AvD: -11 + d100 roll: +94 = +242
... and hit for 19 points of damage!
Suavementasious's hand is encased in shimmering blue flames!
Success! Establishing a connection with Suavementasious, your awareness of his physical condition expands as your essence fuses with his!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
You mentally attempt to locate your implanted essence within Suavementasious...
d100 == 1 FUMBLE!
Suavementasious defeats your assault!
The webs dissolve from around Suavementasious.

You cackle!

Suavementasious swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +60 vs DS: +153 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +49 = -27
A clean miss.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Assault...
Your spell is ready.
Suavementasious removes a ruby-hilted blue shaalk claidhmore from in his black weapon harness.

You gesture at Suavementasious.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Suavementasious!
AS: +241 vs DS: +88 with AvD: -11 + d100 roll: +72 = +214
... and hit for 16 points of damage!
Pinpoint strike sears Suavementasious's chest.
Success! Establishing a connection with Suavementasious, your awareness of his physical condition expands as your essence fuses with his!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Suavementasious parries with you a bit.

Ombrey's group just arrived.

Ombrey's group just went north.

You mentally attempt to locate your implanted essence within Suavementasious...
CS: +171 - TD: +166 + CvA: -21 + d100: +66 - +5 == +45
Warded off!
Suavementasious defeats your assault!

Xrahl shifts his weight.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Assault...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture at Suavementasious.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Suavementasious!
AS: +241 vs DS: +88 with AvD: -11 + d100 roll: +73 = +215
... and hit for 16 points of damage!
Plasma scalds Suavementasious's stomach leaving painful red streaks.
Success! Establishing a connection with Suavementasious, your awareness of his physical condition expands as your essence fuses with his!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Suavementasious glares at you and lets out a nerve-shattering bellow!
You are startled enough to lose initiative!
Roundtime: 10 sec.

Snakeskin just strode in.

You mentally attempt to locate your implanted essence within Suavementasious...
CS: +171 - TD: +166 + CvA: -21 + d100: +18 - +5 == -3
Warded off!
Suavementasious defeats your assault!

Suavementasious swings a ruby-hilted blue shaalk claidhmore at you!
AS: +280 vs DS: +153 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +68 = +237
... and hits for 109 points of damage!
Horrible slash to your head! Brain matter goes flying!
You never felt a thing.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The powerful look leaves you.
You become solid again.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The light blue glow leaves you.
The opalescent aura fades from around you.
The brilliant aura fades away from you.
The dim aura fades from around you.
You feel less confident.
Like a faint wisp of a barely-remembered dream, your brief, enhanced comprehension of arcane mysteries slips away.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!

...departing in 10 mins...
(If you wish to dismiss this murder charge, use ACCUSE DISMISS Suavementasious.)

A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the night watchman!"

Shalla gasps.

Suavementasious exclaims, "Oh no!!!!"

Darkdelon just arrived.

Gigantuous frowns.

Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.

Greal sighs.

Suavementasious exclaims, "Sister!!!"

Shalla gives Suavementasious a good pinch!

Speaking in broken common, you say, "Jerk."

Apprentice Aramix just arrived.

Darkdelon suddenly flinches.

Suavementasious reaches down and tenderly cradles your lifeless hand in his.

Apprentice Aramix just went north.

Shalla exclaims, "You killed her!"

Snakeskin strides away moving north.

Greal is trying to drag you. If you want to prevent this type "GROUP CLOSE".
Greal grabs you and tries to drag you, but you remain unmoving.

Suavementasious screams!

The deep blue glow leaves Nightstrider.

Vhahn just arrived.

Vhahn just went south.

Greal is trying to drag you. If you want to prevent this type "GROUP CLOSE".

Greal grabs you and tries to drag you, but you remain unmoving.

A quartet of burly deputies bursts in, closely followed by the night watchman.

With great ease, the night watchman grabs Suavementasious and shackles his wrists.

"Ah-ha! The boys at Helga's said I might find something interesting here," says the night watchman.

With a keen eye, the night watchman glances over Suavementasious quickly.
He says, "We'll not have you dying before sentence is carried out. Let's get you healed up, though there will of course be a slight charge for it." With that, a demure looking city official, evidently an empath, comes forward and heals all Suavementasious's maladies.

The night watchman then drags him off.

hahahaha this was great, I was bored and it was fun so I thought I would share it..
:lol:

Jolena
09-28-2005, 03:31 PM
Suave's Ismurri's brother..? Or was that something you two were just playing around with.

Kainen
09-28-2005, 03:48 PM
Sucks to be you if he IS your brother.

Jolena
09-28-2005, 04:00 PM
Actually if he is, it makes a lot more sense now about how Ismurri the character is in game.

Satira
09-28-2005, 04:04 PM
Are they really brother and sister? That's just terrible.

Parkbandit
09-28-2005, 04:10 PM
a steel lockpick, a weathered maoral box, a battered mithril box, an engraved monir coffer, a handaxe, a robed figure, a fennel bulb, a dark-haired half-elven priestess and a rose-marrow root.

Who the FUCK is littering in Falgrin's park? God damn people...

Bobmuhthol
09-28-2005, 04:35 PM
I wish Ismurii didn't register here. :(

Burnt out Priestess
09-28-2005, 09:19 PM
For the record,Mythala is NOT Suaves mom.

Gigantuous
09-28-2005, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Burnt out Priestess
For the record,Mythala is NOT Suaves mom.

Yeah she is. She taught him to act the way he does, too.

:smilegrin:

Burnt out Priestess
09-28-2005, 10:50 PM
if Myth is his mom,then that makes Giga his dad =D

Gigantuous
09-28-2005, 11:04 PM
That just means Gig sexored Myth.

Ismurii
09-28-2005, 11:34 PM
yeah he is Ismurii's brother and YES that is why Ismurii is insaine... bleh. She's starting to be umm less insaine now, like she isn't trying to get all the empaths mad at her, its just him that she goes crazy at... so far.

Greal
09-29-2005, 12:31 AM
I wish Bobmuthol didnt register here...

Ismurii
09-29-2005, 12:37 AM
:lol: Greal hahahaha! Yeah that's funny.

Shari
09-29-2005, 03:35 AM
I-N-S-A-N-E

:banghead:

That is all.

Jolena
09-29-2005, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by Ismurii
yeah he is Ismurii's brother and YES that is why Ismurii is insaine... bleh. She's starting to be umm less insaine now, like she isn't trying to get all the empaths mad at her, its just him that she goes crazy at... so far.

Well then, that's a plus. Thing is, I've pretty much decided that none of my characters will interact with Ismurri if I can help it because she's an annoying twit and incredibly hard to deal with the majority of the time. Course...Suave's the same so I guess it just runs in the family. :lol:

Jayvn
09-29-2005, 11:46 PM
The funniest thing I read in all that

Speaking to you, Suavementasious exclaims, "Im your brother, you will love me and like it!"

ROFL, Ism's always been great to me :) even if she thinks I'm god an Iom is the goddess :p I didn't know Suave was from the mountains though.. that's some straight deliverance scene right there.