Smallville

[Drew2]

I am yet again recycling this 2 year old thread. Go to the end to read new posts.

[Edited on 9-30-2005 by Tayre]

[Betheny]

stfu

[Xcalibur]

small = petit(e)
ville = town

frenglish
englfrench

how original

[Snapp]

im watching im watching!

[Ilvane]

I love Smallville..:):)

[Drew2]

OMG I think I'm gonna vomit or cry. :( Discuss.

[Drew2]

I think they basically just threw the whole Clark/Lana romance thing out the window. And that makes me sad. Like Maimara's bunny.

[Snapp]

Lana killed someone!!:o

[Drew2]

I know!! I was like wtf... Lana is tainted.

She's still hot though.

Mega hot.

[Snapp]

Tom Welling is hotter.

Mega hotter.

[Edaarin]

What happened. Heh, I was at the damn library.

[GSLeloo]

Great episode! Of course Lana and Clark couldn't be together, they have to drag it out for another whole year. But I just loved the fact that like Lex is back and all is well again! Now... I might've been looking away but did they show what they did to the body of the guy Lana killed?

[StrayRogue]

Totally ruins the comic/story. I refuse to watch.

[Betheny]

Roseanne > Smallville

[Drew2]

No, they didn't. I'd guess that the guy's cronies cleaned it up and ran off.

Kristin Kreuk > Tom welling.

Wtf.

[Snapp]

Roseanne is funny as shit too, but its not on til later. (Thank you Nick at Nite!)

Tom Welling > Tayre's bitch

[Betheny]

Just for that, I'm never ever going to watch Smallville. Ever. Just to piss Tayre off.

[Solkern]

Dude, I'm pissed!
But i bet you lana and clark will get back together!
this is the year that lana finds out the truth about clark i bet you!

[Solkern]

Oh, and Kristin Kreuk will be my sex slave in the years to come!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Clark needs to up and tell that biyatch he's the man of steel. Then show her!

I mean, WTF, he told his buddy boy cause he was done with him, now Lana is saying the same thing, and he doesn't? Is he gay?!

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Clark needs to up and tell that biyatch he's the man of steel. Then show her!

I mean, WTF, he told his buddy boy cause he was done with him, now Lana is saying the same thing, and he doesn't? Is he gay?!

I agree.He shouldn't tell that whiny bitch Cloe because she'll stick it in a newspaper or on that stupid wall... but I mean.. Lana just like threw herself at him last night and he was like no thanks.

He's seriously homorrific.

[StrayRogue]

Maybe he fears his enhanced thrusts would be too much for her delicates.

[Drew2]

YOU HAVE MISSED THE FIRST 5 MINUTES. GO NOW.

[Snapp]

Who goes swimming in such a creepy atmosphere? Bad Lana!

[Drew2]

That water wasn't even clean. I wouldn't touch it.

[GSLeloo]

Thank you! I totally forgot Smallville was on till I saw your message.

[Drew2]

OMFG. I'M GOING TO KILL CLARK KENT. WTF.

.......ARRRGHGHHGHHGGHH1!!!!!!!!!


Edit: I SERIOUSLY screamed my lungs off at the TV.

HOW CAN HE BE SO FUCKING STUPID?????

GOD DAMN IT.

FUCK.


[Edited on 10-16-2003 by Tayre]

[Snapp]

I think he should mack it with his best friend, Forget Lana!

[Drew2]

NO. LANA = HOT. AND SHE THREW HERSELF AT HIM. TOLD HIM IT WAS OK THAT HE WAS A FREAK. AND HE'S LIKE NO I'M GAY KTHXBAI.

FUCKING. DUMBASS.

(I'm a little angry)

[StrayRogue]

You sound like a gay man the way you talk about Smallville Tayre.

[Drew2]

I want to be banging Lana and when Clark Kent is a FUCKING MORON it pisses me off to no end.

[GSLeloo]

Clark can't tell Lana the truth. Because then the factor is that because of him, her parents are dead. That if he had never come to that planet, the meteor shower never would've happened, and her parents never would've died.

[Drew2]

It wasn't his fault. He didn't blow up the planet. Sure, she might be angry, but she's reasonable enough to see it wasn't his fault. Plus she loves him (theoretically) so they'd get over it.

Though I *think* they did mention your point in an episode at one point. And that's why he won't tell.

[GSLeloo]

Yep! I am so smart when it comes to Smallville... lol... It's like if somehow you were the cause of your loves parents dying and you really don't want her to know, even if you know she'll forgive you.

[Snapp]

That's why he should just mack it with his best friend and forgot Lana altogether. :)

[GSLeloo]

The best friend is like betraying him with Lionel Luthor!

[Drew2]

I think he means Pete ROFL.

[Snapp]

Yeah, Pete!

[GSLeloo]

Uh... well... I guess it could work but Pete wouldn't be sitting down anytime soon... remember the supersperm.

[JustMe]

umm.. WTF is Smallville? Besides the obvious (a tv show.) I've never even heard of it till Tayre mentioned it.

[Drew2]

Step 1 - Lift rock
Step 2 - Crawl out from under rock

[JustMe]

Originally posted by Tayre
Step 1 - Lift rock
Step 2 - Crawl out from under rock

I'm not under a rock, I just don't spend time watching TV, unless it's some kind of sports on the TV in the bar that I'm at. Even then, I'm usually watching the live band play rather than the TV. I guess most TV shows all seem like the same thing over and over, different names, different faces, same basic story lines.

[Drew2]

I was kidding... hope you didn't take that seriously...

It's a TV show based on the teenage years of Superman's life. Lotsa drama, special effects are alright, but mostly me staring at Lana and getting mad at Clark for not banging her.

And it's always funny to see Clark flop around like a fish if you drop a krytonite rock next to him.

[GSLeloo]

No one comments about the supersperm... I'm appaled!

[Drew2]

It's a well known fact that Superman would break anyone he slept with his Super... thing. You didn't shock us.

[Drew2]

I'm just reminding everyone in advance today that it will be on.

And they're getting naked in a lake!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!


Edited because I can't spell.

[Edited on 10-22-2003 by Tayre]

[Snapp]

Thanks for the reminder, I totally would have forgotten!

[Drew2]

I can tell you right now... this episode has "Piss Drew Off" all over it.

Brace yourselves.

[Drew2]

On now!! You've already missed the hot sexy heavy naked lake scene!!

[Snapp]

Tom Welling was nekkid!

[Drew2]

::dies laughing::

Ok.... THAT ending, I'm happy with. None of that piss me off stuff this week. That was great.

[Drew2]

Guess whaaaaatttttt.........

[Snapp]

Can't wait as usual.. maybe Supes will finally hook up with Pete.

[peam]

Nerds.

[Drew2]

MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SHIT.

SMALLVILLE ISN'T ON BECAUSE OF A FUCKING BASKETBALL GAME. I SWEAR TO GOD SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE. FUCK THE GOD DAMN SAN ANTONIO SPURS. I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT.

[Stunseed]

Sucks to be you.

Love you Jolena!

[Drew2]

OK The TV station people get to live. I checked the website and it will be on after the game. But that means it doesn't come on until like 11. People in Cali-freaking-fornia will see it before me. BLAH!

[Snapp]

I saw it! It was good! Mwhahaha

[GSLeloo]

It was good! Aw Perry White and everything, it was cute.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Tayre
MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SHIT.

SMALLVILLE ISN'T ON BECAUSE OF A FUCKING BASKETBALL GAME. I SWEAR TO GOD SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE. FUCK THE GOD DAMN SAN ANTONIO SPURS. I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT.

There's only one thing to do when you're this angry over a TV show.

<hands Tayre some razor blades>

You know what to do.

DISCLAIMER: This post is in a joking manner. We all know Tayre wouldn't do it, and if he did, I'd hunt his ghost down and maim it.

[Edited on 10-30-2003 by Maimara]

[Drew2]

Hi. Today is Wednesday. Goodbye.

[GSLeloo]

Was last weeks any good?

[Drew2]

Last week was HOT.

If you missed it like i did, download it off Kazaa. It's worth it.

nerds

[Drew2]

My thoughts of tonights episode are ass follows --

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That is all.
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[GSLeloo]

That good or bad, Tayre?

[Kadumi]

STOP WATCHING SMALLVILLE AND WATCH SOUTH PARK INSTEAD

[Snapp]

Two weeks in a row I missed my Tom Welling. :( I am going to start taping this shit, since work gave me Wed night shift.

[Latrinsorm]

the only good show on WB is Angel.

Tayre. The only good show on WB is ANGEL. You must convert.

[Kadumi]

There are no good shows on the wb. Even Jessica Alba's hottness can't save Angel.

[Drew2]

LOL Jessica Alba was on Dark Angel, not Angel. Two different networks entirely.

Speaking of Jessica, I'll be seeing Honey when that comes out. For sure. No questions.

[Drew2]

Not now, but 1 hour.

ONE HOUR.

AND IT'S GOING TO BE UN EPISODE MAGNIFIOSO!!!!!

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
Not now, but 1 hour.

ONE HOUR.

AND IT'S GOING TO BE UN EPISODE MAGNIFIOSO!!!!!

I believe you mean that it's going to be a good waste of time for an hour before ANGEL COMES ON!!!!...!!!!

I have more exclamation points then you. Whimper.

[Drew2]

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

[Artha]

It's too bad this show sucks.

[GSLeloo]

I just have to say... whoa....

[Drew2]

Dear god...


I hate Smallville.

I hate Clark.

I hate everything.

[GSLeloo]

Why Tayre?

[Drew2]

He almost fucking got her fucking killed and now she's going to stay away from him.

Fucking shit.

He's a fucking dumbass.

[Vixen]

Oh My God. First of all I would like to blame Tayre for getting me hooked on this fucking show. DAMN

This was one creepy ass episode. And Johnny Cash's Hurt at the end made it that much creepier.. Damn

DUDE STFU about this gay ass show.

[Souzy]

I prolly only watch TV like...30 min. per week.

[GSLeloo]

Poor Lex.. I feel so bad for him cause like.. even bald he's hot and yet he gets treated so badly. Where are all the girls flocking to his hotness? Why does his father have to try to drive him insane? Poor Lex.

[Drew2]

Poor Lex? He grows up to become a genius evil freak. I feel no pity for him. Only that his father is crazier than he is.


It makes me sad that they're probably going to fade Lana out of the picture though. I mean... there's not much left for her in the show.

[Snapp]

Damn, I missed it another fucking week!!! :(

[Latrinsorm]

Any show that uses pop songs is lame. Because it totally takes away any possibility of suspense.

Now on a good show, like Angel, they use classical instruments and thus can alter the mood at any time.

But I agree with Tayre, I watched Smallville back in the day and every freakin week it was: Wow, Lana's hot. Wow, Clark's as sharp as a bowl of noodles. Wow, they keep bringing in the black kid for comic relief.

[Overlord]

I agree the show has severly gone into recession lol it was bad and got worse.. though i still watch it *scratchs his head* And whats wrong with being an evil genius freak *stares at Tayre*

Anyone who watches smallville is queer.


Except for Snapp. Hes straight.

[Drew2]

Smallville returns tonight with NEW EPISODES.

This half of the season, Lana is ditching clark and picking up some guy while she's in rehab, and Clark is getting super hearing. That's about all I know. But there's a 2 hour episode tonight, and if you do not watch it you are lame.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Solkern
Dude, I'm pissed!
But i bet you lana and clark will get back together!
this is the year that lana finds out the truth about clark i bet you!

I know Solkern posted this 10 years ago, but I did read somewhere that Lana DOES find out about Clark eventually, but not until right before he leaves Smallville (I think), so she probably wont' find out until the show is nearing the end of its life.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
I know Solkern posted this 10 years ago, but I did read somewhere that Lana DOES find out about Clark eventually, but not until right before he leaves Smallville (I think), so she probably wont' find out until the show is nearing the end of its life.
Lana eventually becomes a telepath (somehow). So, once they put that in, it probably won't take too long to figure it out. Then again, we have to take into account the average IQ on that show (negative).

p.s. Angel > Smallville 4 EVA

p.p.s. I swear to God if it turns out that Smallville is running over Angel tonight I'll set the entire state of Texas on fire and chew my head off.

[Solkern]

I haven't been able to keep up with smallville for the past 3 weeks or so, due to work and schooling shit, anyone want to fill me in on what has happened?

[Drew2]

Smallville has been nothing but Reruns or they didn't show it at all. The last new episode was when Lex went to the asylum and Lana was almost killed. If you missed that one, I have it on my computer. IM me (link at bottom) and I'll send it to you.

And Angel doesn't start until next week I think. Then it goes back to the regular Smallville/Angel schedule until the season ends.

[Edited on 1-14-2004 by Tayre]

[Drew2]

HAHA I'M A STUPID DUMBFACE.

Smallville isn't 2 hour and Angel does start back up again tonight with an episode called "Harm's Way". Harmony is apparently framed for killing a man or something.

[Drew2]

It's about to start omg go watch it.

[Drew2]

FUCKINGPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKERCOCKSUCKERIHATETHISS HOWIMGOINGTOKILLMYSELFWHATTHEFUCKLANAHASANICEASSBU TIFUCKINGHATEHER.

[Latrinsorm]

Hey, guess who's not blind?

Angel.

Guess which show has not one, but two hot chicks, neither of whom are a bitch?

Angel.

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. :D

[Artha]

Two words:

Still. Sucks.

[Pallon]

the WB needs to either
a) write an episode where clark and lana have wild animalistic sex
b) create a show about a teenage green lantern. that would rule

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Hey, guess who's not blind?

Angel.

Guess which show has not one, but two hot chicks, neither of whom are a bitch?

Angel.

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. :D

Clark isn't blind until next episode. And Who the fuck is hot on Angel beside Harmony? Certainly not Fred.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
Clark isn't blind until next episode. And Who the fuck is hot on Angel beside Harmony? Certainly not Fred.

Uhhhh both Fred and Cordelia are hot. I don't know why you think Harmony is hot. Oh that's right. You're a "STUPID DUMBFACE". Heh heh heh.

[BobLikesBigManBanana]

Speaking of STUPID DUMBFACEs, you watch the show, Latrinstorm.

/end insult.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by BobLikesBigManBanana
Speaking of STUPID DUMBFACEs, you watch the show, Latrinstorm.

/end insult.
I watch Angel and, out of necessity, the last 30 seconds of Smallville, because WB is on STUPID TIME where apparently the end of an hour is meaningless and what the hell let's let Smallville run three minutes past 10 o'clock, THAT'S FUN FOR EVERYONE.

And watching Angel is nothing to be insulted about. So there. How those brawling weapons doing, btw?

[Drew2]

SOME PEARLS OF WISDOM FROM OUR FRIEND SNAPP CONCERNING LANA THE BITCH.

snappleboy y: THAT STUPIUD CUNT
drew cantu: YES.
snappleboy y: SHE NEEDS TO ROCK HIS COCK
drew cantu: HAHAHAHAH YES.

[Edited on 1-15-2004 by Tayre]

[Parkbandit]

Yea, that constant sexual tension between the two is getting old.

Entertaining show though.

[crazymage]

gah watch some sports..nerds

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by crazymage
gah watch some sports..nerds

There is no football going on... hockey blows... basketball is ok, but I only watch the last 5 minutes.

What sports do you want me to watch again? And are you saying you don't watch ANYTHING but Sports? Come now Sergey.. I know better.

[Drew2]

45 minutes.

[Drew2]

Now. Go.


/is gone.

[Drew2]

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Anyone else who watched agree?

[Vixen]

That.
Fucking
Sucked.

[GSLeloo]

Hmm.. am I the only one not really that into it anymore?

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Hmm.. am I the only one not really that into it anymore?
No.

[GSLeloo]

Like it's still a great show and everything but it seems like I don't want to sit through it... I have to force myself to.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Tayre
SOME PEARLS OF WISDOM FROM OUR FRIEND SNAPP CONCERNING LANA THE BITCH.

snappleboy y: THAT STUPIUD CUNT
drew cantu: YES.
snappleboy y: SHE NEEDS TO ROCK HIS COCK
drew cantu: HAHAHAHAH YES.



Ahahaha! that's soo funny! :lol:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I swear Clark is gay. Any hormonally infused teenager would be all like "Check this out, I can bench press your house, not gimme some lov'n". And he should have SUPER hormones!

Instead he shows Pete...

Superman craves the COCK!

I still dig the show though.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I swear Clark is gay. Any hormonally infused teenager would be all like "Check this out, I can bench press your house, not gimme some lov'n". And he should have SUPER hormones!

Instead he shows Pete...

Superman craves the COCK!

I still dig the show though.

Hahahahaha, yes.

And I was talking to Vixen about it after I posted yesterday, and really who can blame Lana for her decisions lately. Clark is a cunt (as Snapp would put it) sometimes and deserves what he gets for being a dumbass.

[Betheny]

All I got from this thread is Superman takes it in the ass. And I don't really understand why they all drive modern vehicles since this is supposed to be a prequel... but... it is the WB, after all. Have to be trendy and modern to catch the attention of America's youth!?!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

You know you love it!

[Betheny]

NYPD Blue > Smallville.

Sipowitz would beat the shit out of Clark Kent. Oh yeah.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I swear Clark is gay. Any hormonally infused teenager would be all like "Check this out, I can bench press your house, not gimme some lov'n". And he should have SUPER hormones!


Either way. He looks like he's hot in bed. He has that innocent look.. but masculine at the same time. :smilegrin: I want to seduce and corrupt him. ahaha

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
I want to seduce and corrupt him. ahaha
He wouldn't even notice. He's dumb.

Angel could beat up Clark Kent too. So could Cordelia (when she comes out of the evil coma IN 2 WEEKS!)

[Drew2]

I don't even have to mention it. I know everyone is watching.

[Hips]

I'm not. :smilegrin:

[Hips]

I'd just like to note that Drew just blocked me for saying that I don't watch TV. :rolleyes:

[Snapp]

I hate working Wednesday nights and being too lazy to set the VCR. At least I have my Sunday night reruns.

[Drew2]

:)

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
:) How's Eurotrip doing?

[Drew2]

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More to come after California folks get to see it.

[GSLeloo]

I agree with you Tayre. HOW can they end it like that? Plus the previews for next week didn't even touch upon the ending!

[Drew2]

NO BECAUSE THEY ARE DUMB AND I HATE THEM. I HATE HATE HATE THEM.


Also, if Adam ever threatens my Lana again I'm going to stab him in the fucking urethra.



[Not edited.]

[Edited on 2-5-2004 by Tayre]

[Mint]

I have connections at the network that airs Superboy and he said that Lana dies next episode....

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Mint
I have connections at the network that airs Superboy and he said that Lana dies next episode.... That can't be, she goes on a Eurotrip in like a week. :socool:

[Mint]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by Mint
I have connections at the network that airs Superboy and he said that Lana dies next episode.... That can't be, she goes on a Eurotrip in like a week. :socool:

I don't watch this show, just wanted to make Tayre's world a sad and unhappy place.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by Mint
I have connections at the network that airs Superboy and he said that Lana dies next episode.... That can't be, she goes on a Eurotrip in like a week. :socool:

I saw that preview and she like flashed across the screen and I was all WHOOOOOAAA THERE. And I had to go online and look up and see if she's really in it. So I just watched the trailer online and sure enough, BAM.

So now I have to go see Eurotrip because if it's made by the producers of Road Trip, she's going to get naked. :D

[Mint]

Damn Latrinsorm, Tayre is happy again :grr:

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Mint
Damn Latrinsorm, Tayre is happy again :grr: Uhh, uhh... next episode Pete sleeps with Lana and their baby is Batman and Batman kills Clark.

(phew, that was close)

[Drew2]

Actually no, next episode Pete gets popular and gets involved in a racing thing and gets in danger and Clark finds out how to help him by overhearing a conversation on some guy's Cell phone with his uber hearing.


www.kryptonsite.com

Amatuers.

[StrayRogue]

Heh, Batman's beaten the shit out of Superman too many times before, he can do it again.

[Mint]

Don't forget Spiderman. Superboy wouldnt stand a chance.

[Drew2]

NO.

NO NO NO NO NO.


SUPERMAN PWNZ ALL.


Unless you're a pussy and use kryptonite.

[StrayRogue]

Batman didn't use kryptonite. Neither did Doomsday.

[Drew2]

How would Batman, a MERE PUNY MORTAL, defeat TEH SUPERMANZ???

And I dunno who Doomsday is. I don't read comics.

[StrayRogue]

Doomsday was the guy who killed Superman. Batman just beat the mo'fo up.

[Mint]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Doomsday was the guy who killed Superman. Batman just beat the mo'fo up.

New sig for you Tayre ^^^^^^:lol:

[Drew2]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/comics/who/who-intro.php?topic=doomsday


SUPERMAN DIDN'T DIE FOREVER THO. HAHA.

Also, I'm going to pretend that DID NOT say that Pete and Lana end up together.


FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

[StrayRogue]

No, they just cloned him. Weakling.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Mint
Don't forget Spiderman. Superboy wouldnt stand a chance. I must respectfully laugh hysterically at the notion that Spiderman could take on Superman. Unless we're talking about badass Symbiote Spiderman. Then it'd be more of a chuckle.

The only guy who can beat Batman is Batman. That was the whole point of the Bane/Knightfall saga thing. Superman is such a wuss it's not funny. I mean, extrapolate from Smallville. From whiny prudish dopey-looking teenager to champion in under 30 years? Nah.

Pete and Lana, sitting in a tree, making babies I N G.

[Mint]

You made me snort laugh

[Drew2]

God I hate myself for reading that. What the fuck. Pete is a stupid sissy dumb piece of crap. PIECE. OF. CRAP.

I'd rather Lana get with Adam. Or Whitney (so what if he's dead, he's better than PETE). Pete... what bullshit.

[Latrinsorm]

Hey Tayre, good website.. I liked this part:

"Batman arranged for Metropolis to be protected during Clark Kent's honeymoon, and ... he owns ... Clark Kent."

[Drew2]

Where is Batman when you're SUCKING MY GONADS.

[StrayRogue]

Gotham?

[Mint]

I have a confession to make. I watched the last half of Smallville tonight. I am not at all into women in a sexual way however, if I was: Lana is really hot. Okay there, I said it on a dare. Superboy is still dumb though.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Mint
Lana is really hot.

HAHA! THE TRUTH IS SPOKEN.

[Mint]

Don't gloat, it is unbecoming. And post the WHOLE quote.

[Betheny]

I was forced to watch this show as punishment for not making dinner. /nod

[Drew2]

Now.

[Betheny]

It's really sad that they downplay Clark's dad's heart attack by throwing The Fast and the Furious into it.

Gay.

[Drew2]

This whole episode was bleh. The only high point was when Adam when all crazy on Lana. And when he cried blood.

What a nutcase. If I were Lana... well first I'd touch myself.. then I'd kick Adam to the curb.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

So Pete and Clark broke up it looks like.

[Parkbandit]

He'll have to kill Pete then... cause he "KNOWS"!!!

I say kill Pete off.. before he sleeps with Lana.

[Caiylania]

Originally posted by Tayre
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/comics/who/who-intro.php?topic=doomsday


SUPERMAN DIDN'T DIE FOREVER THO. HAHA.

Also, I'm going to pretend that DID NOT say that Pete and Lana end up together.


FUCK. THAT. SHIT.


Deal with it man. Lana is not meant for him remember? I wonder if when the series finally ends they will let us see Lois for the first time. Wonder who they will get to play her.

[Betheny]

Lana and Pete?

Hahahhahhahahah!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Rumor is Pamela Anderson is going to play Louis Lane.

Then the name of the show will change from Smallville, to Smallville, and the Twin Towers.

[Betheny]

She had her implants removed, guy. It'll just be Smallville and the Impressive Hills, now.

[Drew2]

omg time 4 smallvillez every1

[Caiylania]

I'm in Italy, NO FAIR!! Our last episode was when Lex's girlfriend/fiance moves in and Mrs. Kent goes to her about her baby.

That was like ,so last season.

[Drew2]

LOLZ you're major behind.

Poor, poor people of Italy. My sympathies.

[Caiylania]

I read episode summaries. But I still feel so ..... bereft.... I'm sad now :no:

[Drew2]

PLZ DO NOT READ ON IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN TONIGHTS EPISODE AND WANT TO SEE IT.








Ok so does anyone know why Lana was all "What do you think was in the vial!??" and clark is all "I dunno." and she looks at him like she knows he's lying? Did I miss something? Did she overhear them talking about the blood? OR MAYBE SHE'S TELEPATHIC ALREADY!?!?

/confuse

[Artha]

[CHEAKY RESPONSE TO TAYRE'S POST, MIGHT BE A SPOILER BUT I DON'T KNOW SINCE I DON'T WATCH CRAPFESTS.]





It's because crappy shows generally don't have good actors, Tayre.

[Drew2]

Shut up, bitch. Go build.

[Artha]

:( Yes master, please don't use the whip.

[Latrinsorm]

having not seen the show, I'll wager it's 'cause Clark is, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, dumber than Texas-grade dirt. Dumb people aren't great liars, generally.

HEY TAYRE!!! CHECK IT OUT!!! HIGH SCHOOL REUNION FROM HICKSVILLE TEXAS!!!! lolz0r to the maxxx

[Drew2]

I was totally disappointed. I expected Adam's end to be much more dramatic and perhaps with a big explosion or something. It just ended with the same old anti-climatic ending and the lame "lost love" undertone.

Also I missed the first 5 minutes so I was angry.

[Drew2]

OH. SHIT.

TURN IT TO SMALLVILLE NOW.

LANA GETS NAUGHTY TONIGHT.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
OH. SHIT.

TURN IT TO SMALLVILLE NOW.

LANA GETS NAUGHTY TONIGHT. Get your own time slot. :grr: Stupid Angel not being on until April. Who knows when that will be?!?

[Drew2]

Oooooommmgggg....

It took all my willpower not to touch myself when Lana was stripping on the diving board and then made out with Clark.

So. Fucking. Hot.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
Oooooommmgggg....

It took all my willpower not to touch myself when Lana was stripping on the diving board and then made out with Clark.

So. Fucking. Hot. Is that the ep with supernatural (the song) in it? I think I was actually watching back then.

No. It. Wasn't.

[Drew2]

Hell yeah it was. And FUCK YO COUCH.

It was hot. The end.

[Drew2]

*MEGA UBER BUMP*


GUESS WHAT TONIGHT IS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

[Artha]

The night before September 23?

[Snapp]

:heart::heart:Tom Welling:heart::heart:

[Drew2]

ONE HOUR UNTIL THE TIME OF TEH TOM WELLING AND KRISTIN KREUK AND OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO BE NAKED I NEED TO GET MY LOTION AND TOWEL.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm looking forward to tonight's episode too.

He fly's! Woohoo.

Now he needs to fly over to Lana and get his super grind on.

[Drew2]

Lana comes back I think but she has a boyfriend.

And a tattoo.

But you didn't hear that from me.

[GSLeloo]

And doesn't Lois come?

[Drew2]

Yes.

Way to be out of the loop.

[GSLeloo]

:(

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

All I gotta say is

There better be some super fucking this season.

[Drew2]

Lana gets a little kinkier this season I hear.

[MPSorc]

where im at i have watched the first and second seasons on DVD, but the third is just now showing, im so pissed that i can't watch it till either the season ends and the make DVD of it, or i find somewhere to download a pirated version off the internet.

[Drew2]

Anyone who didn't watch it tonight doesn't deserve to live.

Best episode ever.

He was so naked.

She was so naked.

I think I need a towel.

[Edited on 9-23-2004 by Tayre]

[GSLeloo]

I really like how they worked Lois into it all. The only thing it makes me wonder is that in the original story, didn't Lois not know clark at all before he took the job?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Louis is teh hawt.

That is all.

[crazymage]

i have season 3 dl'ed.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Louis is teh hawt.Is that a typo?

[Drew2]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
I really like how they worked Lois into it all. The only thing it makes me wonder is that in the original story, didn't Lois not know clark at all before he took the job?

I'm sure they'll work in some sort of memory modification or something.

[Hips]

I didn't watch it. Plz don't kill me. :(

[MPSorc]

Hey crazymage where can i find a good place to DL the third season?

[crazymage]

if you have cable i can send you, if not dc ++

[Drew2]

OMFG 20 MINUTES UNTIL THE BEST TIME OF THE WHOLE WEEK

[Drew2]

In answer to ParkBandit's question in another thread:

OH SNAP LAST NIGHT THIS CHICK TOTALLY KISSED LANA!!!!11

Ok so the episode was called Kryp/Tuck (GET IT??) and basically this chick who was ugly back in Freshman year gets this crazy full body makeover from her mother who is this plastic surgeon except her mother uses this really crazy Kryptonite-involved method to do it.

Anyway, the chick is totally hot now and the guy that gave her the name "Scabby Abby" (Her name is Abigail) is all over her now and she's all like <333 and so they go in the boys locker room and start getting hot and heavy and she kisses him and suddenly his face is all ugly and really it's a hallucination but he runs out of the locker room and outside of the school and Lois hits him with her car and he goes to the hospital.

So anyway. Lana is at the the girl's mom's office because of that tattoo and she's all "can it be removed??" and the mom is all "we'll have to do a skin graft because THAT'S NOT INK!!!!" and Lana is all "fux0r!!?!?!" but then Abigail walks in and Lana is all OH HI ABBY I SAW YOU WITH THAT BOY THAT'S HOSPITALIZED HOW IS HE?? and Abby is all WTF J00 TALK ABOUT?? and Lana leaves and the mom is all "Abby, you have to make out with Lana now" and Abby is all WHY??? and the mom is all "Because she's a bitch and she'll tell everyone she saw you with the guy" and so Abby is all FINE.

So anyway, Lois has to go back to high school because she's 5 credits short of graduating because she failed her last semester of high school (which clark laughed at) and so she's doing this article for Chloe on what people will do to be beautiful or whatever. So she goes to Abby's mom and is pretending to want a makeover but really she's recording the conversation and the mom finds out and is all WTF J00 DOING!1??? and Lois is all HAHA U SUX I WIN and he mom is all /NEEDLE IN NECK and Lois passes out and she wakes up and she's on the table that makes people beautiful with the kryptonite but the mom is going to make lois UGLY!!!! Also the method she uses raises seratonin levels and that's what makes you hallucinate and etc. etc.

Meanwhile, Lana and Jason are in this abandoned room at the school and Jason is all "I have surprise 4 u since we didn't celebrate your birthday!!" and lana is all K!! and so he blindfolds her and leaves (wtf?) and Abby comes in and kisses Lana and she's like I'M SO SORRY LANA!! and runs away and Lana sees a mirror and cries and screams and then this big mirror thing falls on her and she passes out and goes to the hospital.

So anyway they figure out that Lois had an appointment with the mom and so Clark goes over there and busts Lois out but clark gets KRYTPONITE IN FACE adn so he's all /HPEL and then Lois ninja kicks the mom bitch twice in the neck it was SO FUNNY!!1

And in the end Lana was cured etc.

[Drew2]

How I get my episodes:

Download this IRC client:
http://www.mirc.com

Use this website:
http://www.ircspy.com

Search for Smallville
Find the episode you want
Click on the left far-most link next to the episode and when you mouse-over it should say "Will copy to clipboard". It will also open mIRC and go to the correct server. Then just do CTRL + V and press enter.

It usually takes a day or two after the new episode for it to be somewhere on mIRC.


Another method is BitTorrent, but you'll have to talk to Sergey about that.

[Latrinsorm]

Angel never needed a (female) high school dropout to save him. :smug:

[Drew2]

And look where he is now.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
And look where he is now. :cry::cry:

Go get a thread locked. (Victory is mine!)

[crazymage]

i use DC++ not bittorrent

[Parkbandit]

Well good Sergey.. download last night's show and email it to me.

Thanks, your a good friend.

[Drew2]

You realize that they are at least 350mb a piece, don't you?

[Bobmuhthol]

I find that hard to believe when Pulp Fiction only takes like 750mb.

[Parkbandit]

Well I'm not the techie here dammit. I merely want to see last night's episode Tayre. Just make it happen.

Thanks.

[Drew2]

Wrong.

[Bobmuhthol]

348 is not at least 350.

[Parkbandit]

Yea.. 348 is much closer to 200 than 350.

[Drew2]

Good god this show pisses me off.

I hope someone else is watching it so I can rant after it's over.

[Latrinsorm]

It's called the World Series. :talktohand:

[Hips]

drew cantu: Jesus christ, Jessa
sweetlittleagony: ?
drew cantu: Tom welling is so fucking hot
drew cantu: I don't understand how people can be that hot
sweetlittleagony: lol
drew cantu: If you were watching Smallville, you'd know what I"m talking about
sweetlittleagony: yep
sweetlittleagony: i bet i would
drew cantu: YOU NON-WATCHING SMALLVILLE TRAMP
drew cantu: WHO HAS SEX WITH BOYS NAMED DREW
drew cantu: WHO ARE NOT ME
sweetlittleagony: lol
drew cantu is away at 8:23:28 PM.

[Snapp]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
drew cantu: Tom welling is so fucking hot
drew cantu: I don't understand how people can be that hot


Agreed!!

[Drew2]

I hope everyone is as excited as I am about tonight!!!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

What is the preview like for tonight? I've been busy Weds nights lately and haven't seen it.

[Drew2]

All I remember is some guy has (I'm guessing Kyrptonite enhanced) a power of persuasion. He tells clark to choke himself and clark puts his hands around his neck and does so.

I think there's something involving making out with Lana, but who's surprised?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I like Lois. She is teh hawt.

[Drew2]

He is also teh gone.

But yes, she was teh hot.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Nooooooooooooo. Why'd she leave?

[Drew2]

Because Clark got Lex to get her into college without having to do all that high school shit.

And then she left. Of course there was a touching, lingering goodbye scene of "I'll see you later" with a bunch of allusions to his future.

[Latrinsorm]

Didn't they already do the power of persuasion bit?

Angel never repeated storylines. :smug:

[Drew2]

The chick who could control men with her pheromones doesn't count.

Also, it's about to start, so GO WATCH IT NOW!!!!1111

[Edited on 11-4-2004 by Tayre]

[Latrinsorm]

I guess they already did it twice, then, because I was talking about the salesman who got Mr. Kent to sell the farm wit' a handshake. He was wearing them city boy shoes in the barn, and pretended to fall down. REMEMBER?!?!?!?

[Drew2]

No because obviously that was forever ago and doesn't matter.


Anyway, I hate it when Smallville ends its episodes like this. It makes me want to do violent things with small mammals.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Yeah, that was weak! So, when Clark graduates HS, does the series end?

And next week that sexy Lois is back. Reeeoooowwww!

[crazymage]

the guy from this episode is a real DC villain but like not same. so butchered.

[Edaarin]

Mxyzptlk was a little guy that looked like a puppet, there were a few episodes of the New Adventures of Batman/Superman with him on when I was younger.

I remember reading somewhere that they were considering following Clark Kent to college, but once he left for The Daily Planet and Metropolis, the series would end.

[Latrinsorm]

He was from the 27th dimension or something. But I wouldn't worry about people butchering DC characters when DC can't go 5 years without murdering the entire cast to try to keep continuity straight.

[Drew2]

Edaarin is correct.

and they already butchered The Flash, so why not Mzxwptlshsls?

[Drew2]

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WHY DO I SUBJECT MYSELF TO THIS SHOW.

[crazymage]

:no: wtf this show pisses me off. although clark taking a meteor was cool even if it was a dream

[GSLeloo]

Someone tell me what happened!

[Drew2]

Ok you get the Tayre version of events.

So in the beginning Lana is lookin' hot and comes up into Clark's loft and is all:

Lana: OMG Clark I made a mistake Jason sux0r and he's making me suspicious I think something is up w/ him

Clark: Lolz don't worry I won't let anyone hurt u

Lana: I know, Clark. Btw I'm in love w/ u

(Makeout)

Then Jason pops up and pulls clark away and beats him up. Like for real. Then he turns to Lana and is all:

Jason: No one can protect you from me, Lana.

Lana: (Stab him with scissors)

Then he falls over and as he falls, the scene switches to him falling on a table in the Talon. Lana comes downstairs from the apartment and is all JASON OMG~!!!!!! SOMEONE CALL TEH AMBULANCE!!!!!!

Then it goes to the opening credits.

Ok so Jason is sick somehow with this stuff that makes you relive over and over your worst nightmare, thereby keeping your heart at an elevated pace. If your body stays that way too long, you die, so everyone is all OMG!!!1 So Chloe and Clark try to be all Sherlock Holmes and backtrack Jason's steps.

Apparently he had had a meeting with Lex that day. It's later revealed that the meeting was so Lex would hook him up with a job since Lex felt bad about getting him fired.

Anywayz, Clark and Chloe are at the plant and they're all "WTF Where is everyone??" and they split up. Clark runs in to Lex and he's all "Lex WTF" and Lex is all "Clark STFU and go away." and then it goes to Chloe who is looking around for all the people and suddenly BOOM.

She's in a room with a woman in a straight jacket, sitting on a wooden chair in the middle of the room facing away with a spotlight on her. She walks up and a voice is all "I'VE BEEN WAITING 4 U KLOIE" And Chloe, of course, comes up behind slowly and puts her hand on the shoulder and it turns around and is this REALLY UGLY FUCKED UP CHICK and she's all AHHHHH!!! And suddenly Chloe is in a straight jacket and flailing around.

Clark, as he's escorted out of the plant, spots her and is all WTF OH NOEZ and Chloe is flailing around in the hallway, apparently in a nightmare. So he takes her to the hospital.

Fast forward.

Clark is in the hospital and everyone is sick and suddenly OH NO METEOR STORM AHHH EVERYONE IS DYING!!! so he runs into the room Lana is in and he's like OH NO OH NO and a meteor heads straight towards him so he stands over Lana as the meteor explodes on his back and she's awake and he falls over after the meteor crumbles into Kryptonite and she's all WTF UR NOT HUMAN??? U KILLED MY PARENTS???? and he's all LANA I WANTED 2 TELL YOU and then she grabs a rock and goes to smash him and he wakes up. He's the only one who has waken up from the bacteria that's making everyone sick.

Etc. etc. etc. He goes to where Lex is and they have an antidote BUT IT NEEDS TO BE HEATED TO 1000 KELVIN!!!! so Clark all sneaky-like heats it up with his eyes and they're like OH WOW IT'S DONE WHEN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE 5 HOURS HOW STRANGE and he's all like HMM WEIRD and they test it on Lex (insert Lex's nightmare) and they're like OH YAY IT WORKS.

So in the end, Jason is packing his bags as Lana walks in and she's all WTF JASON and he's all "I don't like the person I'm becoming because I had to beg lex for a job" and she's all UMM BULLSHIT TELL ME THE TRUTH and he just lingers and says "Take care of yourself" and leaves.

Then, Chloe and Clark are in her office and she's all "My nightmare was about my mom because I finally tracked her down and she's in a Mental Institution and what she has is hereditary and I don't want to go crazy" and Clark is all :( I'm sorry.

But then... OH BUT THEN.... She's all "You were the ONLY one to wake up from the bacteria" and while he's fumbling for an excuse she's like "Clark, you don't have to tell me. I know what it's like now to live with a secret." blah blah blah

And then she's like "But after you share it, you feel much better. I mean, who can you tell if you can't tell your best friend?? right?" and then it shows him, then her, and it looks like he's going to say something and it ends.

[Latrinsorm]

Clark reminds me of your most recent post in the pet picture thread, Tayre.

[Meges]

That was a humorous summation Tayre, and yes, the ending was rather anti-climatic, but I've grown to expect that from nearly every episode.

Meges – owner of seasons 1, 2, and 3.

[AlahnnaDenale]

Clark is teh hawt.

That is all.

[Drew2]

For those of you that don't know (and also care), someone will be finding out Clark's secret tonight.

Yes I know who, but I'm not le telling.

It's gonna be so good.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I DVR'd it last night, so I get to watch it tonight hopefully :)

[crazymage]

DVR/Tivo is the bomb. i just record my shows then watch with no commercials.

[Drew2]

Yeah I got my mom a ReplayTV for Christmas and set it up last Wednesday morning before I went to work.

Having a "Smallville" Channel pwnz.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by crazymage
DVR/Tivo is the bomb. i just record my shows then watch with no commercials.

Yea.. I can't stand watching regular TV anymore.

[Edaarin]

You mean Chloe?

[Parkbandit]

Good episode last night. That car catch was pretty cool looking.

Chloe should blackmail Clarke for sexual favors.