Good Morning Brits.

[Sean of the Thread]

I can't fucking sleep.. my mother is spending the night and her snoring is causing cracks in the foundation so I'll take this moment to say good morning

Enjoy your tea and Bob's your uncle or somin weird like that.

[Miss X]

Good Morning. I'm currently enjoying my tea and special K. I'm also trying to finish my essay that has to be in today and I'm sulking because I can't find the shoes I wanted to wear tonight.

Oh and it's fucking freezing here today. :cold:

[Apotheosis]

Remember chica. Use words like Femoral, Subcutaneous, and ichthyotomy often.

[Sean of the Thread]

Well Drayal retracted his good morning.. bastard.

This is prolly a dumb question but is coffee popular for breakfast across the pond?

[Zentoph]

Morning.


Not a Brit but I can't sleep either :(

fucking amphetamines

[Miss X]

Not really. I mean I have never drunk coffee but I'm sure a lot of people do. Tea is the morning thing here though.

[peam]

How do you guys say aluminum?

[Sean of the Thread]

<A lumb a numb> is how I imagine them saying it. HAHAH.

[Miss X]

Pronounced like... AL-YOU-MIN-EE-UM

[peam]

one of you HAVE TO record that and send it to me.

[Sean of the Thread]

I propose a trade. Chica or Drayal give you AL-YOU-MIN-EE-UM and you give them a CHOOO CHOOOO.

[peam]

I want Miss X to say it so I can add another file to my masturbatory material.

[ElanthianSiren]

Not a brit, but awake.

Xyelin you nationalist. You bad bad bad man.

-M

ps. I like tea, not coffee. Coffee is too bitter. English breakfast = perfect caffeine. Lemon or camomile for when I want to sleep. mmmmmmmm.

[Miss X]

I must be crazy...

[Sean of the Thread]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

O FACE O FACE OOOOOO FACE

[Edited on 9-16-2005 by Xyelin]

[Czeska]

I think you people cursed me. I woke up at 5:20am on a day I can sleep late.

[peam]

*fapfapfapfapfapfap*

[peam]

I've been listening to Miss X's voice saying aluminum (THE WRONG WAY) for the past 11 minutes, over top of Sun Ra playing.

[Czeska]

According to my chemical engineer uncle, that's actually the original way to say it.

And if you can't stop listening, doesn't sound to me like she's doing something WRONG now does it.

[peam]

It just sounds fantastic over Sun Ra.

[Asha]

Originally posted by peam
I've been listening to Miss X's voice saying aluminum (THE WRONG WAY) for the past 11 minutes, over top of Sun Ra playing.

It takes you 11 minutes?

[peam]

I'm way too fucked up to pleasure myself.

[Edited on 9-16-2005 by peam]

[Sean of the Thread]

Originally posted by peam
I'm way too fucked up to pleasure myself.

[Edited on 9-16-2005 by peam]

[Czeska]

Peam's quote is just bound to end up in a sig somewhere.

[peam]

Wanking with this haze composed of multiple abused substances is out of the question. I'm afraid I might rip it right off.

[Sean of the Thread]

Originally posted by peam
Wanking with this haze composed of multiple abused substances is out of the question. I'm afraid I might rip it right off.

The scary part of this is that you drive trains.

[peam]

Originally posted by Xyelin

Originally posted by peam
Wanking with this haze composed of multiple abused substances is out of the question. I'm afraid I might rip it right off.

The scary part of this is that you drive trains.

Not anymore. Falling off of two boxcars and almost being crushed between a tank car and a grain hopper made me realize that all four limbs were more important thana badass job.

[peam]

p.s. - I decided it was a good idea to get a job that would provide me with a chance to fuck a lot of people up, so I think I'm heading back to school to be a teacher next semester.

[Czeska]

:waits to see what song Peam plays Drayal's file over:

[Fallen]

That's messed up. ah-lume-ah-num AH-LUME-AH-NUM!

As in, "I am going to hit you with my ah-lume-ah-num bat."

X sounds like she is casting a spell.

Not, "I call forth all powers elemental to summon Ah-lu-menium!"

I blame the Harry Potter movies/Audio books.

[HarmNone]

Heh. Funny, but you don't hear anyone saying "crow mum" for chromium. Aluminium makes perfect sense.

*Edited to remove a rogue "m"*

[Edited on 9-16-2005 by HarmNone]

[Fallen]

British people are mean!

[Asha]

Christ it's freezing this morning.
Argh. I want to go out for coffee but it's too cold.

[Warriorbird]

Drayal's is somehow less appealing.

[Drew]

A. Chica sounds hot.


B. Drayal, you are a chav, I just decided after I heard that. Haha the "fresh" on the end clinched it for me, I can just see Ali G saying "respeck" and snapping his finger after he says something in the exact same way.

[Edited on 9-16-2005 by Drew]

[Drew]

Oh and by the by, those crazy brits spell it with an extra "i" anyhow.

American: Aluminum

British: Aluminium


So the diferent pronounciations make sense.

[StrayRogue]

I just woke up :D

[Asha]

Hehe, nice.

You lazy FUCK!

I woke up too. Though it's 1 almost 1 for you guys, but not even 9 for me. I got a weird taste in my mouth.. Gah.. (FROM DRINKING YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS)

- Arkans

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
I just woke up :D

Heh. Mornin', sunshine. :smilegrin:

[Asha]

Arkans you never have, nor ever will 'drink' me.

[Warriorbird]

I wish I'd just woken up.

[Czeska]

And for those who didn't listen, that sounded like "foock"

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Arkans
I woke up too. Though it's 1 almost 1 for you guys, but not even 9 for me. I got a weird taste in my mouth.. Gah.. (FROM DRINKING YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS)

- Arkans

13:52 by my clock.

[Drew]

You know, I called Drayal a chav and didn't even get a response. I find it almost worriesome.

That sounded more a sad lament than anything, Drayal! :scared::scared::scared::scared:

- Arkans

[Miss X]

Get a job.

[Asha]

Originally posted by Arkans
That sounded more a sad lament than anything, Drayal! :scared::scared::scared::scared:

- Arkans

I'm weak from recreational drug use.
Sympathise.


[Edited on 9-16-2005 by Drayal]

[Miss X]

Originally posted by Drew
You know, I called Drayal a chav and didn't even get a response. I find it almost worriesome.

You really need to be from daawn sarth (down south) to be a chav. Drayal is northern so by nature he isnt very chav-ish.

Sure.. I will. Once you get rid of that fucking "S" in sympathize and civlization.

- Arkans

PS: Zee not Zed. n00b

[Drew]

Originally posted by Miss X

Originally posted by Drew
You know, I called Drayal a chav and didn't even get a response. I find it almost worriesome.

You really need to be from daawn sarth (down south) to be a chav. Drayal is northern so by nature he isnt very chav-ish.



Yeah but I know he hates them so that's the best I got, he called me gay in another thread so I had to use MAD (mutually assured destruction) to set an example...


I really need to go to sleep.

[Asha]

CHIV you fuck!
I am NOT a chav..

I didn't see the post.
I hate you more than EVAR!1

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Miss X
Get a job.

Ironically it was because I was working late.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Drayal
CHIV you fuck!
I am NOT a chav..

I didn't see the post.
I hate you more than EVAR!1


That's more like it!

[Asha]

Originally posted by Arkans
Sure.. I will. Once you get rid of that fucking "S" in sympathize and civlization.

- Arkans

PS: Zee not Zed. n00b

What's civlization?

Something that only the United States has! (double meaning PWNED!)

- Arkans

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Drayal

Originally posted by Arkans
Sure.. I will. Once you get rid of that fucking "S" in sympathize and civlization.

- Arkans

PS: Zee not Zed. n00b

What's civlization?

Civilisation that lacks same? :whistle:

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Arkans
Something that only the United States has! (double meaning PWNED!)

- Arkans

He means retarded spelling, and an overweight population, Drayal.

[Asha]

:rofl: Stray

[Edited on 9-16-2005 by Drayal]

Heyyy you can't hide behind the fact that England is the fattest country in Europe!

- Arkans

PS: Let's ignore that Americans are still ub3r fat compared to Brits, but fish and chips is evil for your waistline!

[Drew]

Originally posted by StrayRogue

Originally posted by Arkans
Something that only the United States has! (double meaning PWNED!)

- Arkans

He means retarded spelling, and an overweight population, Drayal.


There are NO cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese!

[AnticorRifling]

Back at work less than 12 hours after leaving....but I've got coffee!

Chica pronouces it correct for the british spelling and I, like Peam, looped it over my 22k shuffling songs (right now it's playing over Alice DeeJay's Back in my life it actually hits the beat pretty good heh)

Drayal is a british cigarette.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by StrayRogue

He means retarded spelling, and an overweight population, Drayal.

And don't forget the nukes!

Lots and lots of nukes!!

[Skirmisher]

Oh, and Miss X's accent.... Le purr....

[Apotheosis]

Chica has a sexy voice.

Regarding Chav's: So does this mean that Drayal covers himself from head to toe in Burberry?

[Asha]

Originally posted by Yswithe
Regarding Chav's: So does this mean that Drayal covers himself from head to toe in Burberry?

I absolutely and totally hate you.
I FUCKING hate chavs.
:fu:

Nobody believe him!!

[Apotheosis]

I dunno man, why was your avatar seen sporting this?: ;;


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v704/gjp/Drayal.jpg

[peam]

How is chav pronounced?

Does it rhyme with shave or mauve?

[Apotheosis]

I think it's like CH ave (as in HAVE) it would be the american equivalent of our slang "wigger", from what I've been told by a few British folks.

[Edited on 9-18-2005 by Yswithe]

[Terminator X]

It sounds like a cross between aluminum and adamantium.

P.S.

Attachment: Alu.wav (370.43kb)
This file has been downloaded 67 times

...Makes me feel so much better about my existence on this planet.

[Terminator X]

Whilst we are touching upon the subject of Brits, why is Drayal's avatar sporting Burberry? You got lime beef, son?

[Apotheosis]

Originally posted by Terminator X
Whilst we are touching upon the subject of Brits, why is Drayal's avatar sporting Burberry? You got lime beef, son?

Part of the "Chave" phenomenon is purchase of luxury brands. A portion of the "Chavs" decided to dress from head to toe in the product, because more is better. :D

I put that cap on Drayal's avatar as a bit of a joke.

[Showal]

I can't find Drayal's saying Aluminum, but Chica's is very nice.

[Hulkein]

He be sportin lime beef, mos def.