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09-14-2005, 10:57 PM
Looking for Love? Elanthian Personal Ads is here to rescue you from your loneliness. There is NO fee for this incredible service! Visit http://www.geocities.com/elanthianpersonals to place your ad.

Even if you are already happily matched, visit to browse for your friends, to avidly read Lady D's advice column, or to pore over the Questions & Answers responded to by Mistress L and Goddess A.

Please read our submission guidelines below, and remember, if you are unsure about composing an ad on your own, send your personal statistics and mate requirements to elanthianpersonals@yahoo.com and we'll write up something irresistable FOR you! So don't be shy!

To place an ad in the Elanthian Personals Column, email your information to the site administrators at elanthianpersonals@yahoo.com:

Please include at minimum your character's name, race, and primary city of residence. You may also include any other information you wish to share such as what your character looks like, his or her likes and dislikes, profession, common hunting grounds, hobbies, family ties, etc.
We also encourage you to be as forthcoming as possible about what your character is looking for in a date or a mate. This would include things such as race, profession, city of residence, preferred ages, hair colors, body types, etc. These are just examples and you may include anything you want those viewing your ad to know about you and what you are looking for.
All personal ads must be *in character*--however, you MAY include OOC contact information such as your play.net address, an alternate email address, or a messenger ID. You may choose to have responses funneled through Elanthian Personals if you do not wish to have your contact information shown in your ad. Let us know your preference when you submit your ad, or we will err on the side of caution and leave it off.
Personal ads may not include any sexually explicit material or inappropriate language. Ads may be edited by the administrator should they fail to conform to either of the above guidelines.
To avoid any potential legal issues, Elanthian Personal Ads is open only to those players 18 years of age or older. By using this site, you are representing to its administrators that you meet that requirement.

[Edited on 9-15-2005 by WaterWitch]

09-14-2005, 11:00 PM
Why does this crack me up so much?:whipit:

09-14-2005, 11:01 PM
Because someone just posted saying how something like this WOULD come to be in the game to RL relationships thread, I think.


09-14-2005, 11:16 PM
That's pretty damn sad/funny

09-14-2005, 11:20 PM
The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer.
Nice going You broke it!

09-14-2005, 11:52 PM
I think they already tried this. It was called the Assorted Court.


09-14-2005, 11:55 PM
And upon going to that site, the Assorted Court was a much cuter and more IC idea.


09-15-2005, 12:07 AM
I think I just witnessed a major train derailment.


09-15-2005, 12:27 AM

09-15-2005, 03:49 AM
This has been tried several times before. It's nothing new, really. :shrug:

09-15-2005, 09:08 AM


09-15-2005, 12:37 PM
Is this anything like "lowered expectations?"

09-15-2005, 12:42 PM
The mistress page needs a black/red purple motiff. No really, I insist. Look at the lotuses done by Vertigo comics. In fact, pick up or view the book, Vertigo Visions. The lotus is right on the cover.


09-15-2005, 12:46 PM
Best of luck to you, WaterWitch.

09-15-2005, 01:09 PM
I was thrown out of the Assorted Court :(

09-15-2005, 01:30 PM
I went to the site and immediately got creeped out.

- Arkans

09-15-2005, 03:40 PM
I submitted this ad:

Name: Arkans
Race: Dark Elf
Profession: Sorcerer

SDELFM looking for SM giant or dwarf for talks and much more. Back hair a plus. Must be willing to pitch as I only catch. I like to summon demons and animate the dead to watch so if you can't perform in front a crowd don't bother. Must have good fashion tastes, like to shop, and know how to please a man (by buying me shoes of course!) If interested please contact. Remember as a sorcerer my "wand" skills are top notch.

~ Arkans

09-15-2005, 03:56 PM
:rofl: Holy shit hahahahaha.

09-15-2005, 04:04 PM
I can't wait for Arkans to read that.

09-15-2005, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by Showal
I was thrown out of the Assorted Court :(

Gee, wonder why....Guess the ladies don't dig rats hmm?

09-15-2005, 04:08 PM

Where the fuck do you get this shit?!?

- Arkans

PS: You're dead, Cockboy

09-15-2005, 04:31 PM
HAHA if that add wasn't so long I'd make it my sig line so you'd see it forever.

09-15-2005, 04:50 PM
Hahaha thank God for small favors.

Even though if you did that.. You'd end up like this chap here :crutches:

- Arkans

09-15-2005, 05:09 PM
LMAO.. Arkans = pwned hard... in the ass.

09-15-2005, 05:33 PM
And check my new sig...

09-15-2005, 05:54 PM
Seeking large breasted woman to spend time with during evenings. Enjoy walks on the beach and acting out "The Matrix" scenes in bed.

09-15-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Fallen
Best of luck to you, WaterWitch.

From me as well and welcome to the PC.

09-16-2005, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by Viridian

Originally posted by Showal
I was thrown out of the Assorted Court :(

Gee, wonder why....Guess the ladies don't dig rats hmm?

NO! I was going to be one of the people organizing it. At one of the initial meetings, I got really really bored and left. The head of the group caught me outside later on with a few members. They saw me trying to convince some guy to go in anfid maelstorm the meeting grounds to kill all of them. They even saw me say that I'd go in and fight with him but ultimately let him kill me too so they wouldnt suspect a thing. It didn't play over well, I got kicked out. Ask Jolena. she saw it.

09-16-2005, 01:11 AM
Hee! Yep I remember that night, was fun times. :beer:

09-16-2005, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by iomelindi
Is this anything like "lowered expectations?"

:yeahthat: Has rping come to this... I mean IRl the dating games and all those things didn't work... Elantharmony.com? lol