Allah Ackbar!

[Alfster]

Bhambi just arrived.
>
Bhambi says, "Pick in THERE."
>
Bhambi points at a granite crypt.
>
The powerful look leaves you.
>
A lesser ghoul claws at Bhambi!
AS: +31 vs DS: +117 with AvD: +7 + d100 roll: +8 = -71
A clean miss.
>
Wakahashi just arrived.
>nod
You nod.
>l
[Graveyard]
You notice a woven cloak, some light leather, a lesser ghoul, a dagger, some light leather and a dagger.
Also here: Wakahashi, Bhambi, Nazradin, Kritz
Obvious paths: northeast, northwest
>go crypt
[Graveyard, Crypt]
You notice a white cat (sleeping), a flail, a plain thanot chest, an acid-pitted mithril strongbox, a rose-marrow potion, some tattered cloth, a dagger, a rose-marrow potion, some dark mournbloom incense and a cracked urn.
Also here: Palaides, Mafithian, Sheexor (sitting), Lyrad (sitting), Moosin (kneeling)
Obvious exits: out
>
Bhambi just arrived.
>pick right
You settle into the difficult task of picking the lock.
(Your wounds make the task more difficult.)
You make a poor attempt (d100=35).
You struggle with the strongbox. As you do, you get a sense that the strongbox has a very easy lock (-125 thief-lingo difficulty ranking). Then...CLICK! It opens!
>
Bhambi gives you a playful kick in the leg.
>open my strong
Palaides mutters under her breath.
>
Ok, it opened.

Suddenly, a dented gold strongbox gives off a loud sizzle, and explodes in a bright flash!
Being closest, you take the brunt of the blast!
... 15 points of damage!
Blow to your chest causes your heart to skip a beat.
You are stunned for 1 round!

The strongbox's casing is blasted into hundreds of tiny flechettes!

You are severely perforated!
... 20 points of damage!
Well placed strike shatters a rib!
... 10 points of damage!
Well aimed shot almost removes an eye!
... 15 points of damage!
Shot to the hand slices a finger to the bone!
Bhambi is struck by flechettes!
... 20 points of damage!
Shot pierces a wrist!
She is stunned!
Palaides is struck by flechettes!
... 30 points of damage!
Well aimed strike shatters bone in left arm!
She is stunned!
Mafithian is struck by flechettes!
... 35 points of damage!
Strike to right arm cleanly severs it at the shoulder!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Moosin is struck by flechettes!
... 25 points of damage!
Shot knocks Moosin's head back by pushing on the inside of the skull!

* Moosin drops dead at your feet!

!S>
* Moosin just bit the dust!
!S>chat Hahaha
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Moosin just left.
!>
Nazradin just arrived.
!>l
[Graveyard, Crypt]
You notice a white cat (sleeping), a flail, a plain thanot chest, an acid-pitted mithril strongbox, a rose-marrow potion, some tattered cloth, a dagger, a rose-marrow potion, some dark mournbloom incense and a cracked urn.
Also here: Nazradin, Bhambi, a stunned Palaides, a stunned Mafithian (prone), Sheexor (sitting), Lyrad (sitting)
Obvious exits: out
!>
Nazradin makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
!>
Nazradin gestures at a scratched maoral coffer.
A scratched maoral coffer vibrates slightly.
!>yelp
You let out a yelp!
!>
Nazradin makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
!>
Nazradin gestures at a scratched maoral coffer.
A scratched maoral coffer vibrates slightly.
!>
Nazradin makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
Nazradin gestures.
A scintillating light surrounds Nazradin's hands.
!>
Nazradin makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
!>
Nazradin gestures at a scratched maoral coffer.
You hear a soft click from the coffer and it suddenly flies open.
The scintillating light fades from Nazradin's hands.
Suddenly, a scratched maoral coffer gives off a loud sizzle, and explodes in a bright flash!
Being closest, Nazradin takes the brunt of the blast!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to abdomen!
He is stunned!

The coffer's casing is blasted into hundreds of tiny flechettes!

Nazradin is severely perforated!
... 35 points of damage!
Shot destroys eye and the brain behind it!

* Nazradin drops dead at your feet!

Nazradin glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Nazradin becomes solid again.
Nazradin's corpse is struck by flechettes!
You are struck by flechettes!
... 10 points of damage!
Strike through the palm!
Palaides is struck by flechettes!
... 15 points of damage!
Shot to the hand slices a finger to the bone!
... 15 points of damage!
Shot to the hand slices a finger to the bone!
Sheexor is struck by flechettes!
... 35 points of damage!
Strike to right arm cleanly severs it at the shoulder!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces forearm!
!>
* Nazradin just bit the dust!
!>laugh belly
The ghostly voice of Nazradin exclaims, "Ack!"
!>
You hold your sides and let out a rumbling belly laugh.
!>
* Gladryke is off to a rough start! He just bit the dust!
!>chat HAHA
You focus on transmitting your thought.
!>chat yeah
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Kritz just arrived.
!>l
[Graveyard, Crypt]
You notice a white cat (sleeping), a flail, a plain thanot chest, an acid-pitted mithril strongbox, a rose-marrow potion, some tattered cloth, a dagger, a rose-marrow potion, some dark mournbloom incense and a cracked urn.
Also here: Kritz, the body of Nazradin (prone), Bhambi, Palaides, Mafithian (prone), a stunned Sheexor (prone), Lyrad (sitting)
Obvious exits: out
!>laugh naz
You laugh at Nazradin!
!>
Kritz chuckles.
!>
Bhambi laughs!
!>laugh belly
You hold your sides and let out a rumbling belly laugh.
!>
The ghostly voice of Nazradin asks, "The heck was that?"
!>

[Sean of the Thread]

IT'S A TRAP!!11!!!!

[Robert Hamburger]

Abdul Mohammad yells, "ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111"

Abdul-Mohammad drops a spoon.

Suddenly out of nowhere a bunch of ninjas show up and start flipping out! Guts and decapitated heads fly all over the place and the flute sounds are literally out of control when the single mom smears pap all over Abdul's mouth and face. When the smoke clears, the ninjas are gone and the whole town is dead.

>look
[Wehmimer's Landing, Diner]
The place is littered with corpses and chopped off heads are all over the place. Guts are splattered all over the walls too.
You also see a spoon.
Obvious exits: out

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Xyelin
IT'S A TRAP!!11!!!!

LMAO so hard. Best response EVER.

[Trinitis]

>yell ALLAH AKBAR!
You belt out, "ALLAH AKBAR!"
pick my trunk with my lock
>
You settle into the difficult task of picking the lock.
You make an excellent attempt (d100=98).
You struggle with the trunk. As you do, you get a sense that the trunk has a very basic lock (-205 thief-lingo difficulty ranking). Then...CLICK! It opens!
Your heart skips a beat as you hear a small sizzle from the trunk's keyhole. You begin to jump back, but not in time as the entire trunk explodes in a deafening, fiery detonation!

The iron trunk explodes in a searing ball of fire!

Being closest, you bear the brunt of the blast...

... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow removes your left forearm at the elbow!
You are stunned for 6 rounds!



Boney is caught by the explosion...
... 25 points of damage!
Right hand fried to a crisp. Think barbecue sauce.
He is stunned!
Alahnna is caught by the explosion...
... 30 points of damage!
Head explodes in flames! Grab some marshmallows.

* Alahnna drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Alahnna.
The air calms down around Alahnna.
A subtle light fades from Alahnna's eyes.
Alahnna seems slightly different.
Alahnna seems hesitant.
A white glow rushes away from Alahnna.
The opalescent aura fades from around Alahnna.
The dim aura fades from around Alahnna.
The very powerful look leaves Alahnna.
The white light leaves Alahnna.



Lakot is caught by the explosion...
... 25 points of damage!
Abdomen bursts into flames. Would be funny without the blood.
He is stunned!
Toregar is caught by the explosion...
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to abdomen, Toregar shrieks in pain!
He is stunned!
Sinel is caught by the explosion...
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to left leg. Gonna need lots of butter.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Laekln is caught by the explosion...
... 30 points of damage!
Extreme heat causes Laekln's left arm to expand and snap. That must hurt!
He is stunned!
Feysong is caught by the explosion...
... 30 points of damage!
Flames cook Feysong's back. Looks about medium well.

* Feysong drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Feysong.
The dim aura fades from around Feysong.



Drad is caught by the explosion...
... 25 points of damage!
Left hand fried to a crisp. Think barbecue sauce.

* Drad drops dead at your feet!

Drad returns to normal color.



Jesperus is caught by the explosion...
... 25 points of damage!
Back bursts into a spectacular display of flames. Bet it hurts too.
He is stunned!
Crimsyn is caught by the explosion...
... 30 points of damage!
Extreme heat causes Crimsyn's left arm to expand and snap. That must hurt!
She is stunned!
Thanicas is caught by the explosion...
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to back. Won't be sleeping on that for awhile.
He is stunned!
Jhorinth is caught by the explosion...
... 30 points of damage!
Fire burns through neck and destroys carotid artery. Painfully bloody way to die.

* Jhorinth drops dead at your feet!




Druvian is caught by the explosion...
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to right leg. Gonna need lots of butter.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Tyebrilas is caught by the explosion...
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to left leg. Gonna need lots of butter.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 20 sec.

[Kainen]

People who purposely set off traps to hurt/kill others should be temp banned, perm banned if they make it a habit. There is enough bullshit to deal with without having to deal with fuckers like that.

[Alfster]

In all honesty the scales idea came because a trap had just blown in the crypt and someone there was talking about how she'd never die from a trap and blah blah blah.

So, I bought a couple of scales trap and luckily for her, she had already left.

[Sean of the Thread]

Originally posted by StrayRogue

Originally posted by Xyelin
IT'S A TRAP!!11!!!!

LMAO so hard. Best response EVER.

Haha I think you're the only one that really got the irony.

[Andreal]

Nah, I got it. I even heard it in my head in his fish voice.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by Adredrin
>yell ALLAH AKBAR!
You belt out, "ALLAH AKBAR!"


So in addition to being OOC, you are an ass? Glad you thought it was funny enough to post.

[Doyle Hargraves]

You should put the PWNED!!!!!11ONEONE back on that Dave pic.

[Jayvn]

Haha...that is all

[Gan]

I'm guilty of morbidly thinking it would be funny to do so, and have discussed it on the OOC channel quite a few times.

Ergo - hahahaha.

[Jayvn]

It's amazingly morbidly funny...what's funnier is how people really get all upset about it.. like OMG you really killed me!! it's text for fucks sake.. get over it once in a while.. Or you can continue to whimper over dying because you were part of the hind end :moon2: of a joke.. ROFL that emoticon thingy was too perfect.

[Alfster]

Graveyard, Crypt]
You notice the purple Lyrad disk, some ambrominas
leaf, a scarlet damask frock and a cracked urn.
Also here: Apprentice Zephiris (kneeling), Lorix
(prone), Lord Nikhiliam, Hipparrin (sitting), Lyrad
(sitting), Reckruin (sitting), Sojat (kneeling),
Journeywoman Temara, Moosin (kneeling), Besaid
(kneeling), Uttley, Grinson (sitting), Lamie
(sitting), Illowynd (sitting), Juanne (kneeling),
Sathair (sitting), Celethor (sitting), Llandarian,
Learil, Ruphos (prone), Lady Lilacc (sitting)
Obvious exits: out
sR>
Lamie checks her equipment, adjusting and rearranging
her gear.
sR>403
*** TypoHelp: Converted "403" to INCANT 403.

You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for
the Lock Pick Enhancement spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
A scintillating light surrounds your hands.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
s>
Sorhn just arrived.
s>pick right
You settle into the difficult task of picking the
lock.
You make a good attempt (d100=76).
You struggle with the coffer. As you do, you get a
sense that the coffer has a moderately difficult lock
(-590 thief-lingo difficulty ranking). Then...CLICK!
It opens!
s>
Harlan just arrived.
s>open my coffer
Ok, it opened.

Suddenly, a sturdy gold coffer gives off a loud
sizzle, and explodes in a bright flash!
Being closest, you take the brunt of the blast!
... 20 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into your lungs.
You are stunned for 3 rounds!

The coffer's casing is blasted into hundreds of tiny
flechettes!

You are severely perforated!
... 15 points of damage!
Slash across right eye!
Hope the left is working.
... 10 points of damage!
Strike pierces upper arm!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
You are knocked to the ground!
... 15 points of damage!
Shot to the hand slices a finger to the bone!
... 30 points of damage!
Fine shot pierces jugular vein! Your brain wonders
where all its oxygen went, briefly.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly
shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The scintillating light fades from your hands.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The powerful look leaves you.
The light blue glow leaves you.
You become solid again.
You feel your extra strength departing.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The dim aura fades from around you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you
cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is
going on around you...

You realize that you have no outstanding favors which
Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a
deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from
the land forever!

...departing in 10 mins...
Harlan is struck by flechettes!
... 35 points of damage!
Strike clean through neck, what a shot! Good form!

* Harlan drops dead at your feet!

Harlan returns to normal color.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Harlan
suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly
fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Harlan.
Lorix is struck by flechettes!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
He is stunned!
Nikhiliam is struck by flechettes!
... 25 points of damage!
Neck skewered, sliding past the throat and spine!
That looks painful.
He is stunned!
Hipparrin is struck by flechettes!
... 10 points of damage!
Strike to the chest breaks a rib!
Lyrad is struck by flechettes!
... 15 points of damage!
Shot to the hand slices a finger to the bone!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike to abdomen punctures stomach!
He is stunned!
Reckruin is struck by flechettes!
... 20 points of damage!
Well placed strike shatters a rib!
He is stunned!
Temara is struck by flechettes!
... 20 points of damage!
Well placed strike shatters a rib!
She is stunned!
Moosin is struck by flechettes!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Uttley is struck by flechettes!
... 15 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures upper arm!
He is stunned!
... 30 points of damage!
Impressive shot shatters wrist!
Grinson is struck by flechettes!
... 20 points of damage!
Well placed strike shatters a rib!
He is stunned!
... 15 points of damage!
Strike connects with shoulder blade!
Illowynd is struck by flechettes!
... 30 points of damage!
Deft strike to abdomen penetrates several useful
organs!
She is stunned!
... 25 points of damage!
Damaging strike to chest, several ribs shattered!

* Illowynd drops dead at your feet!

Celethor is struck by flechettes!
... 30 points of damage!
Deft strike to the back cracks vertebrae!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... 25 points of damage!
Neck skewered, sliding past the throat and spine!
That looks painful.

* Celethor drops dead at your feet!

Celethor becomes solid again.
Celethor returns to normal color.
The light blue glow leaves Celethor.
The bright luminescence fades from around Celethor.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Celethor.
Llandarian is struck by flechettes!
... 20 points of damage!
Attack punctures the eye and connects with
something really vital!

* Llandarian drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Llandarian.
Llandarian seems to lose an aura of confidence.
Llandarian returns to normal color.
The light blue glow leaves Llandarian.
Llandarian seems to lose some internal strength.
Llandarian seems to lose some dexterity.
Learil is struck by flechettes!
... 35 points of damage!
Shot destroys eye and the brain behind it!

* Learil drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Learil.
Learil becomes solid again.
DEAD>
Juanne's delicate fingering of her fife brings forth a
sedate and soft melody.
DEAD>
* Learil just bit the dust!
DEAD>
* Llandarian just bit the dust!
DEAD>
* Celethor just bit the dust!
DEAD>
* Illowynd just bit the dust!
DEAD>
* Harlan just bit the dust!
DEAD>
* Alfue just bit the dust!
DEAD>
* Rhel just bit the dust!
DEAD>
Kaelowyn just arrived.
DEAD>
Lamie gags.
DEAD>
The appearance of great calm leaves Moosin.
DEAD>
Kaelowyn stares off into space.
DEAD>
Kaelowyn raises a hand while murmuring a soft
orison...
DEAD>
Kaelowyn gestures at Harlan.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Harlan, then
fades into the body.
DEAD>swear
You curse your frail mortality. That certainly won't
win you any favor with Lorminstra.
DEAD>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are
being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
DEAD>
* Auriolus just bit the dust!
DEAD>
Kaelowyn raises a hand while murmuring a soft
orison...
DEAD>
Kaelowyn gestures at you.
You feel a tingle on your soul, as if a powerful hand
is gently cradling it.
(Thy soul is bound to thy body for an extra 26 minutes
and 30 seconds.)
DEAD>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are
being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
DEAD>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are
being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
DEAD>
Sathair carefully cuts a nock into the end of his
arrow shaft.
DEAD>
Kaelowyn raises a hand while murmuring a soft
orison...
DEAD>
Kaelowyn gestures at some ambrominas leaf.
Nothing happens.
DEAD>
Grinson stands up.
DEAD>
You feel the mind of Bisco touch yours, calling the
memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer
no resistance.

The appearance of great calm leaves Sojat as he looks
up and glances around.

Sojat growls ferociously!
DEAD>
Kaelowyn raises a hand while murmuring a soft
orison...
DEAD>
Kaelowyn gestures at Learil.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Learil, then
fades into the body.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Learil calmly asks, "What just
happened?"
DEAD>chat hehe, my bad
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Kaelowyn raises a hand while murmuring a soft
orison...
DEAD>
Kaelowyn gestures at Illowynd.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Illowynd, then
fades into the body.
DEAD>
Journeywoman Temara just went out.
DEAD>
Grinson just went out.

[mgoddess]

The ghostly voice of Learil calmly asks, "What just
happened?"

Ha! Best line ever...

[Tsunami]

I can't believe anyone thinks this is funny in the least. I personally think it's sick and twisted.

[Andreal]

If it was real life, yes, sick and twisted. However, this is a text based game. Nobody is really dying. Infact, the characters even come back to life.