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I just dreamed this a minuite ago. It was an awful nightmare but . .
Imagine we're going to be hit by a meteor the size of America.
The leader of each country informs us that we have about 1 hour left before impact.
What would you do?
I'd put all my best clothes in a fireproof trunk, kiss my best friend, then I'd go outside my house and score the most smack I could. Hit a bench and take it all in one go.
OreoElf
09-11-2005, 06:47 AM
Honestly... I don't know what I'd do... but it might be close to your idea... I just don't think the old bomb shelters would work to protect from that ;)
Fallen
09-11-2005, 07:00 AM
If the whole world knew, there would be little point in trying to use the phone to contact my loved ones. I would probably just start drinking like a madman to help ..Ease the transition.
Maybe go laugh at the people praying.
Miss X
09-11-2005, 07:07 AM
Get a cup of tea, snuggle up with the people I love that are around me, maybe try and tell people that don't know, that I care about them and then just pray for a miracle.
Czeska
09-11-2005, 08:57 AM
I'd probably sit under a tree and rock my daughter in my lap.
StrayRogue
09-11-2005, 08:58 AM
I'd activate my paladin shield and then Hearthstone out.
Fallen
09-11-2005, 09:05 AM
I'd activate my paladin shield and then Hearthstone out. >>>
Mwahaha
Thanks, I needed a laugh.
Dwarven Empath
09-11-2005, 10:04 AM
I'd kill everyone that has pissed me off.
Soulpieced
09-11-2005, 10:07 AM
2 chicks at once.
AnticorRifling
09-11-2005, 10:47 AM
I'd go steal a really really pimp car and then I'd go drive it like I stole it.
Leetahkin
09-11-2005, 10:55 AM
I'd be in denial of it actually happening, so I wouldn't do anything drastic as to kill myself before it killed me.
I'd spend the last hour reliving my life in my mind, trying to hold onto any memories I could.
Stunseed
09-11-2005, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by Soulpieced
2 chicks at once.
Agreed.
Chaddy
09-11-2005, 11:08 AM
I'd probably be in a state of total panic then go immediately into shock if I realized it was really happening. So I'd do a bunch of nothing. Though.....Celember would probably kill me.
Sean of the Thread
09-11-2005, 11:27 AM
I'd hop out the window with my dick in my hand
Say 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some boody'
Artha
09-11-2005, 11:36 AM
I'd go find a confessional.
Sure, it might do nothing, but I'm going to die in an hour anyway so whatever.
Fallen
09-11-2005, 12:00 PM
I'd go find a confessional.
Sure, it might do nothing, but I'm going to die in an hour anyway so whatever. >>
If its forced, I don't think it counts.
"No, really Father, I had planned on coming in to repent all of my sins and accept Jesus Christ as my savior today anyway!"
Grin
[Edited on 9-11-2005 by Fallen]
Kainen
09-11-2005, 12:15 PM
Call my family and tell them that I loved them then sit with my son and talk about all the fun things we did.
HarmNone
09-11-2005, 12:33 PM
I'd gather my family and join Czeska and her family under the tree.
ElanthianSiren
09-11-2005, 12:42 PM
Hang out with my boyfriend with a big, "I am in love and want to fuck even though the world is ending" grin. -Then accomplish the former until the world ends.
-M
Showal
09-11-2005, 12:43 PM
I'd pace back and forth for 20 minutes wondering what to do. Then I'd get into my car and ride like the wind out of town.
Warriorbird
09-11-2005, 01:04 PM
Sex.
Doyle Hargraves
09-11-2005, 01:51 PM
I'd go looting.
Then I'd blame the meteor on white people.
Amber
09-11-2005, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Drayal
I'd put all my best clothes in a fireproof trunk
Why?
SpunGirl
09-11-2005, 03:13 PM
I'd be really upset at the fact that I couldn't reach my parents (assuming all the phone lines would be absolutely jammed). But I'm sure I would keep trying.
I don't know if I'd try to die before impact or not. The thought of living for even a few days in some kind of depressing burned-out world where people are probably fighting and eating each other and stuff doesn't sound good. Especially if it was a world-wide event... what would be the point of waiting for rescue? No one would be able to show up.
-K
Jolena
09-11-2005, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Stunseed
Originally posted by Soulpieced
2 chicks at once.
Agreed.
Agreed again. :D Course..that would have to happen at the beginning of the hour, where I'd be like a man and do it quick and then get dressed. Then I'd go spend time with the family that I could. heh!
Latrinsorm
09-11-2005, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Fallen
If its forced, I don't think it counts.All that's required is sincerity.
Also, there is no chance of living through something of that size impacting unless (and probably even if) you fly off into space, so no worries on that score.
As for me, I would do what I'm doing right now. Chill out w/ friends.
Fallen
09-11-2005, 05:48 PM
All that's required is sincerity. >>
And there is nothing quite like forced sincerity.
Axhinde
09-11-2005, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Fallen
All that's required is sincerity. >>
And there is nothing quite like forced sincerity.
If you've ever seen Fallen's pictures, the sarcasm here is hilarious.
Tsunami
09-11-2005, 05:50 PM
I have to go along with the making love thing...after I take the phone off the hook. One, no distractions, and two, I couldn't handle hearing my loved ones cry, knowing this was the end.
Detri
09-11-2005, 06:17 PM
Eleven chicks at once.
Terminator X
09-11-2005, 06:52 PM
Twelve.
Warriorbird
09-11-2005, 06:53 PM
I think I take my earlier idea back.
Hijacking a long range plane... AND sex.
Terminator X
09-11-2005, 06:54 PM
Bastard
Warriorbird
09-11-2005, 06:57 PM
37
-Arkans
You'll go down on 37 guys before Dante? You whore.
[Edited on 9-11-2005 by Warriorbird]
Gah...
37 girls!
- Arkans
Detri
09-11-2005, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by Terminator X
Twelve.
You cannot one-up me. I'll make it thirteen for good measure.
Terminator X
09-11-2005, 07:00 PM
My E-peen is experience technical difficulties :(
Detri
09-11-2005, 07:04 PM
Your download speed must have gone down, too.
Viridian
09-11-2005, 07:10 PM
I'd hold my little one close and tell him how much I loved him and tell all of my loved ones I could, the very same thing.
Actually, I'd kiss my best friend. I'd tell her we weren't supposed to be friends, back when we first met.
:heart:
Fallen
09-11-2005, 07:34 PM
If you've ever seen Fallen's pictures, the sarcasm here is hilarious. >>
Good one.
I'd probably give Michiko a kiss on the cheek.
Which cheek, should you find her?
Originally posted by Drayal
Which cheek, should you find her?
Shut up. No one likes you.
Originally posted by peam
I'd probably give Michiko a kiss on the cheek.
:O
I'd call up my parents and tell them I love them, and that I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to see them...
...and then I'd be sad because my boyfriend lives just about an hour away and we wouldn't have enough time for him to get here (or me there) and have sex and then cuddle. :(
[Edited on 9-11-2005 by GS3 Michiko]
Originally posted by peam
Shut up. No one likes you.
Would you like me if I kissed your . . . cheek?
Ugh, I'll do it motherfucker!
Leetahkin
09-11-2005, 07:53 PM
All the people I love and care about are a hell of a lot further away than an hour.
It would be me and my cats in the end, unless there was more than an hours notice.
Latrinsorm
09-11-2005, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
and then I'd be sad because my boyfriend lives just about an hour away and we wouldn't have enough time for him to get here (or me there) and have sex and then cuddle. a) Have him commandeer a jet.
b) Both drive and meet in the middle. Leaves like 28 minutes for cuddling.
Detri
09-11-2005, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
and then I'd be sad because my boyfriend lives just about an hour away and we wouldn't have enough time for him to get here (or me there) and have sex and then cuddle. a) Have him commandeer a jet.
b) Both drive and meet in the middle. Leaves like 28 minutes for cuddling.
How romantic. :smug:
a) Have him commandeer a jet.
b) Both drive and meet in the middle. Leaves like 28 minutes for cuddling.
Just because he's in the Air Force doesn't mean he can pilot. :(
But I like that second option. :D
If this shit was actually happening, I'd tell my neice all about the great things we'd do tommorrow.
Brattt8525
09-11-2005, 09:29 PM
I am a sap everytime I went to type what I would do with my kids in that hour I cried.
Half the poppies of Asia would go down with me.
- Arkans
PS: Man.. I love Death to Smoochy, who inspired the above line.
Originally posted by Brattt8525
I am a sap everytime I went to type what I would do with my kids in that hour I cried.
:lol:
I was the same when I posted my last post on this topic.
The Cat In The Hat
09-12-2005, 01:48 AM
I would spend that hour in the arms of the man I love with my daughter in my arms. I would make certain they both know how much I love them and that my life was worth it just because they were a part of it.
But I tell them that anyway...
Originally posted by Brattt8525
I am a sap everytime I went to type what I would do with my kids in that hour I cried.
I'm the same way. Even when I watch movies and something happens that makes me think "Oh god! What if that happened!" It would kill me to lose her.
[Edited on 9-12-2005 by The Cat In The Hat]
Stunseed
09-12-2005, 04:46 AM
< Just because he's in the Air Force doesn't mean he can pilot.
But I like that second option. >
Someone's gotta make and stir the coffee, eh? ;)
Killer Kitten
09-12-2005, 07:12 AM
I'd head for high ground and figure that it won't be as bad as they were predicting.
Since when has any government ever been right about anything?
I'd also blame Bush, even if it was 50 years from now. <g>
Originally posted by Stunseed
< Just because he's in the Air Force doesn't mean he can pilot.
But I like that second option. >
Someone's gotta make and stir the coffee, eh? ;)
Yeah, just like someone has to work with the computer network security. Ass.
Stunseed
09-12-2005, 11:15 AM
They don't call em the Chair Force for nothing, you know. :smilegrin:
I just like giving you a hard time, you're cute when upset and make me laugh thinking of steam coming out of your ears.
I'd send a mass text msg to all my fam telling them I love em and all that good stuff. As much as I'd want to break my personal best... 2 girls at once, I wouldn't. :( I'd spend the time with the woman that loves me like no other and give her a final 40 minutes of unbridled passion. Then I'd have my girl give me one of my favorite things in the world as we rode our our final couple of mintes together... a backrub. Simple.
ElanthianSiren
09-12-2005, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Killer Kitten
I'd also blame Bush, even if it was 50 years from now. <g>
haha. Damn typical tree huggin liberals!!!!!!!!1111oneone
I'd have to spend some time with my pets too, can't forget my babies :) Me, boyfriend, a ferret, three dogs, and our families in a bomb shelter... man that's going to start to stink if anyone survives.
-M
I would open the black book and get all the booty possible in one hour.
If the Government was wrong and we all lived, I would have a lot of child support to pay.
weasel82
09-12-2005, 12:13 PM
Yeah...I'd pretty much do everything everyone else stated...
all at the same time!!!
Janarth
09-12-2005, 12:27 PM
I'd need:
An eightball of coke,
a case of harpoon,
a handle of goslings,
some dance music,
some quick phone calls to the cast of characters I call my friends
a carton of smokes
Might as well live it up...
As a joke, me and my college roomies made some funny pacts drinking one night. First one was, first of us to get married gets a swift kick in the balls from the others, and second was, if anyone makes it to 90, we're gonna start doing heroin together and be raunchy old men. I forget the rest. hehe
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