Funny

[Xcalibur]

that's what I like about gemstone3, I fear so much gemstone4 will lose that...

The Symbol of Thought begins to burn in your mind and you hear Jemiquist thinking, "Any cleric wish to be nice an' come rescue a young adventurer dead in the icy chasm, on the way to Icemule?"
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* Jemiquist just bit the dust

[StrayRogue]

I don't see how GS4 is going to change such things.

[Xcalibur]

attrition, less fatality with critics.

[GarrsSoul]

I don't find that funny really.

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
that's what I like about gemstone3, I fear so much gemstone4 will lose that...


I don't get it. :?:

[GarrsSoul]

He's saying he likes the "funny" aspects of GS3

[Xcalibur]

ok then

that's funny
zombie tries to bite you!
AS: +185 vs DS: +88 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +81 = +198
... and hits for 42 points of damage!
Strike to the chest breaks a rib!
>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
A zombie's eyes flash bright red!
A zombie claws at you!
AS: +182 vs DS: +327 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +99 = -27
A clean miss.
>stance offensive
att zomb
You are now in an offensive stance.
>You swing a dark vultite morning star at a zombie!
AS: +197 vs DS: +108 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +8 = +125
... and hit for 12 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the chest.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>stance defensive
...wait 1 seconds.
stance defensive
>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
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You are now in a defensive stance.
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A zombie claws at you!
AS: +182 vs DS: +327 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +88 = -38
A clean miss.
A zombie claws at you!
AS: +191 vs DS: +327 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +24 = -93
A clean miss.
>
Lord Rasideen just arrived.
>stance offensive
att zomb
You are now in an offensive stance.
>Lord Rasideen just went southwest.
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You swing a dark vultite morning star at a zombie!
AS: +197 vs DS: +108 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +27 = +144
... and hit for 15 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the left arm.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
A zombie tries to bite you!
AS: +181 vs DS: +327 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +29 = -97
A clean miss.
>
A zombie's eyes flash bright red!
A zombie tries to bite you!
AS: +185 vs DS: +327 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +29 = -93
A clean miss.
>stance offensive
You are now in an offensive stance.
att zomb
>You swing a dark vultite morning star at a zombie!
AS: +197 vs DS: +108 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +34 = +151
... and hit for 17 points of damage!
Blow raises a welt on the zombie's left arm.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>stance defensive
...wait 2 seconds.
stance defensive
>...wait 1 seconds.
>stance defensive
stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
>You are now in a defensive stance.
>
A zombie tries to bite you!
AS: +171 vs DS: +327 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +81 = -55
A clean miss.
>
A zombie's eyes flash bright red!
A zombie claws at you!
AS: +191 vs DS: +327 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +64 = -53
A clean miss.
>stance offensive
You are now in an offensive stance.
att zomb
>You swing a dark vultite morning star at a zombie!
AS: +197 vs DS: +108 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +1 = +118
... and hit for 10 points of damage!
Blow leaves an imprint on the zombie's chest!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Lord Rasideen just arrived.
>
Lord Rasideen just went east.
>stance defensive
stance defensive
A zombie tries to bite you!
AS: +171 vs DS: +88 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +36 = +139
... and hits for 18 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the back.
You are now in a defensive stance.
>You are now in a defensive stance.
>
A zombie claws at you!
AS: +191 vs DS: +327 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +98 = -19
A clean miss.
>stance offensive
att zomb
You are now in an offensive stance.
>You swing a dark vultite morning star at a zombie!
AS: +197 vs DS: +108 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +48 = +165
... and hit for 23 points of damage!
Stomach shot lands with a hollow *thump*.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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A zombie lashes about the area unsteadily grasping at the air.
A zombie tries to bite you!
AS: +171 vs DS: +88 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +94 = +197
... and hits for 42 points of damage!
Pierced through neck, a fine shot!
You are stunned for 5 rounds!
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A zombie claws at you!
AS: +191 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +64 = +206
... and hits for 28 points of damage!
Strike pierces thigh!
You are knocked to the ground!
>stance defensive
You are still stunned.
>
A zombie claws at you!
AS: +172 vs DS: +38 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +5 = +158
... and hits for 13 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the left arm.
>stance defensive
You are still stunned.
stance defensive
>You are still stunned.
stance defensive
>You are still stunned.
>stance defensive
You are still stunned.
>stance defensive
stance defensive
You are still stunned.
>stance defensive
You are still stunned.
>stance defensive
You are still stunned.
>
You are still stunned.
>stance defensive
stance defensive
You are still stunned.
You are still stunned.
stance defensive
>stance defensive
You are still stunned.
>
Lord Rasideen just arrived.
>stance defensive
You are still stunned.
A zombie's eyes flash bright red!
A zombie claws at you!
AS: +191 vs DS: +38 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +66 = +238
... and hits for 29 points of damage!
Slice to your left fingers.
Nice move.
d100 == 1 FUMBLE!
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Lord Rasideen just went southwest.
>
You are still stunned.
>stance defensive
You are still stunned.
stance defensive
>stance defensive
You are still stunned.
A zombie claws at you!
AS: +172 vs DS: +38 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +52 = +205
... and hits for 21 points of damage!
Quick slash to your upper left arm!
Just a nick.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...

The zombie moans a wail of victory!
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You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
>stance defensive
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
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* Olivier just bit the dust!
>mutt
You mutter, complaining bitterly about your state of affairs.
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A zombie tries to push a drooping eye back into its rotting socket.
A zombie spins around to look behind itself, almost falling over.
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* Zynaferus just bit the dust!
>health
You are very dead.
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Lord Rasideen just arrived.
>
A zombie tries to bite Rasideen!
AS: +185 vs DS: +256 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +83 = +46
A clean miss.
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Rasideen darkly says, "uh oh"
>
A zombie tries to bite Rasideen!
AS: +171 vs DS: +288 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +7 = -76
A clean miss.
>'Indeed
Rasideen's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
You say, "Indeed"
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A zombie's eyes flash bright red!
A zombie claws at Rasideen!
AS: +191 vs DS: +288 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +17 = -43
A clean miss.
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Rasideen gestures at a zombie.
Rasideen hurls a stream of fire at a zombie!
AS: +204 vs DS: +108 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +24 = +147
... and hits for 36 points of damage!
Nasty burns to abdomen, a zombie shrieks in pain!
The zombie falls to the ground, a lifeless lump of flesh.
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Rasideen failed to skin a zombie properly. The zombie scalp is ruined.
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Rasideen searches a zombie.
A zombie quickly decomposes before your eyes.
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Rasideen's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
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A zombie tries to bite Rasideen!
AS: +185 vs DS: +256 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +54 = +17
A clean miss.
>
Rasideen gestures at a zombie.
Rasideen hurls a stream of fire at a zombie!
AS: +204 vs DS: +105 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +1 = +127
... and hits for 19 points of damage!
Horrid burns seal left eye. Consider an eyepatch.
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Rasideen's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
>
Rasideen gestures at a zombie.
Rasideen hurls a stream of fire at a zombie!
AS: +204 vs DS: +105 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +1 = +127
... and hits for 19 points of damage!
Nasty burns to right arm. Gonna need lots of butter.
>
Rasideen's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
>
A zombie's eyes flash bright red!
A zombie tries to bite Rasideen!
AS: +175 vs DS: +256 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +21 = -26
A clean miss.
>
Rasideen grumbles.
>
Rasideen gestures at a zombie.
Rasideen hurls a stream of fire at a zombie!
AS: +204 vs DS: +105 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +24 = +150
... and hits for 42 points of damage!
Flames burn hole in chest exposing ribs!
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Rasideen's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
>
Rasideen gestures at a zombie.
Rasideen hurls a stream of fire at a zombie!
AS: +204 vs DS: +105 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +1 = +127
... and hits for 29 points of damage!
Extreme heat causes a zombie's left arm to expand and snap. That must hurt!
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Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
A zombie claws at Rasideen!
AS: +171 vs DS: +256 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +77 = +29
A clean miss.
>
Rasideen's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
>
Rasideen gestures at a zombie.
Rasideen hurls a stream of fire at a zombie!
AS: +204 vs DS: +105 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +41 = +167
... and hits for 63 points of damage!
Neck completely incinerated; a zombie's head drops to the ground and rolls to your feet!
The zombie falls to the ground, a lifeless lump of flesh.
>
Rasideen darkly says, "thats good"
Rasideen failed to skin a zombie properly. The zombie scalp is ruined.
>
Rasideen searches a zombie.
A zombie quickly decomposes before your eyes.
>
A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Barrdok.
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A zombie shambles in!
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Rasideen smiles.
>
Rasideen darkly says, "needs lk"
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Barrdok smiles.
>group open
Your group status is now open.
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Rasideen's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
>
Barrdok raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>
A zombie claws at Barrdok!
AS: +210 vs DS: +283 with AvD: +23 + d100 roll: +40 = -10
A clean miss.
>
Barrdok gestures at you.
You feel a tingle on your soul, as if a powerful hand is gently cradling it.
(Thy soul is bound to thy body for an extra 20 minutes and 30 seconds.)
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Barrdok nods.
>
Barrdok says, "Not anymore"
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Barrdok smiles.
>laugh
Rasideen laughs!
>
You laugh, the sepulchral sound echoing through the room.
>
A zombie claws at Rasideen!
AS: +210 vs DS: +131 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +78 = +194
... and hits for 44 points of damage!
Incredible shot to the eye penetrates deep into skull!

* Rasideen drops dead at your feet!

The bright luminescence fades from around Rasideen.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Rasideen.
Rasideen comes back into focus.

The zombie moans a wail of victory!
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Barrdok reaches down and tenderly cradles your lifeless hand in his.
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* Rasideen just bit the dust!
You hear the ghostly voice of Rasideen darkly say, "uhh"
>
Barrdok says, "Ugh"
>
Barrdok raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>
Barrdok gestures at Rasideen.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Rasideen, then fades into the body.
>
A zombie tries to bite Barrdok!
AS: +210 vs DS: +283 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +34 = -15
A clean miss.
>
Barrdok reaches down and tenderly cradles Rasideen's lifeless hand in his.
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Barrdok says, "We all go,"
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Barrdok grins.
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A zombie shambles in!
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Barrdok says, "It'll be a party"