WORST THING EVER CREATED

[Doyle Hargraves]

http://www.purevolume.com/troysmixtapeoflove/music

If you can make it through this whole thing, then you can eat glass and shit lightning.

I flooded my house with so much vomit after about 3 minutes of hearing this that they're redirecting flood relief from New Orleans to here.

This is work safe, but you might kill yourself after hearing it.

Here's one person's testimony:

Darnell (3:07:20 PM): This is the worst shit ever
Darnell (3:08:19 PM): This is the worst thing EVER
Darnell (3:08:22 PM): FUCKING EVER
Darnell (3:09:33 PM): I can't take it anymore
Darnell (3:11:10 PM): this is horrible
Darnell (3:11:14 PM): I'm gonna vomit and shit at the same time
Darnell (3:11:59 PM): OH NO
Darnell (3:12:00 PM): OH NO
Darnell (3:12:03 PM): He's about to SING
Darnell (3:13:07 PM): THIS IS HORRIBLE
Darnell (3:13:10 PM): OMFG
Darnell (3:13:11 PM): OMFG
Darnell (3:13:11 PM): OMFG
Darnell (3:13:12 PM): OMFG
Darnell (3:13:13 PM): OMFG
Darnell (3:13:14 PM): OMFG
Darnell (3:13:15 PM): oMFG
Darnell (3:13:15 PM): OMFG
Darnell (3:14:20 PM): I'm crying
Darnell (3:14:22 PM): this is so bad
Darnell (3:14:24 PM): it's making me cry
Darnell (3:15:36 PM): I can't believe someone did this
Darnell (3:20:20 PM): I'm going to this dudes house
Darnell (3:20:23 PM): and kicking his ass
Darnell (3:29:02 PM): I want to kill myself

EDIT: Post how far through the clip you made it

[Edited on 9-9-2005 by Doyle Hargraves]

[Landrion]

Oh god, this thing. I heard bits of it on the O&A show on XM. Man, this girl had to have dumped this joker after that shitfest. Heck, his parents might have dumped him after it.

[Sean of the Thread]

I listened to it the other day.. some people are seriously fucking co dependant fucker fucks.


That's not even a drunk dial..

[Edited on 9-9-2005 by Xyelin]

[Sean of the Thread]

The funny part of this is the girl was prolly cheating on his stupid ass the whole time.

[Celephais]

This is the original tape Troy made to his girlfriend Melissa on their 6 month anniversary. She left him 3 days after.
From the site. HAH. Seriously, I felt like vomiting at minute one... it's like a trainwreck, I'm at min 3 and my stomach is seriously turning on me.

[Warriorbird]

What makes it more offensive is he can't even fucking use a microphone.

Mind you, this could be a genius move to trigger a breakup.

:snickers:

[Edited on 9-9-2005 by Warriorbird]

[Warriorbird]

"I mean, Watermelon Head...and like everything!"

[Kainen]

I thought it was sweet.. till the fucker went on FOREVER!

[Warriorbird]

Yeah...

[Edited on 9-10-2005 by Warriorbird]

[Darnell]

I'm still contemplating killing myself after listening to that entire thing. First however, I'm going to play lotto because if you can make it though the entire thing and not have some type of mental breakdown, you're teflon.

D

[Warriorbird]

= Teflon.

:flexes:

[Doyle Hargraves]

Some funny comments here too:

http://www.frycookonvenus.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1067

[SayGoodbye]

Fucking great. Now I can't remember math.

[Atlanteax]

I guess I should be fortunate that I have a hearing difficulty... could not understand most of what was said.

[Doyle Hargraves]

I had to be physically restrained from stabbing my eardrums out after hearing it.

Consider yourself lucky.

[Vesi]

I love you guys. Like, I really really do! You make my life so perfect! You are like a dream come true. You are like the best ever... EVER. And never think I'm losing attraction or am annoyed or anything like that! You are my everything! Really! I am like so lucky. Really! Thank you so much! I don't ever ever ever ever ever ever ever want to lose you! Really!

Vesi <sniff>

P. S. I want a Bob version!

Edited to add I want a Bob version because I like his accent... not to imply that Bob is like that by any means! Like really!


[Edited on 9-9-2005 by Vesi]

[Brattt8525]

You know she dumped him after that, and now she has stalker boy outside of her window.

It was sweet for about the first minute then it just got creepy.

[Artha]

I listened to the entire short version.

I feel embarassed for the kid and I don't even know him.

[Snapp]

I couldn't take it and turned it off after 3 min. What a psycho.

[Showal]

We have so many memories and so many funny times together and so many memories and there's gonna be many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many more

[Wezas]

ROFL at the song.

1800+ hits today, and you know whoever his friend/enemy was who posted this told all his friends.

This kid will have no life. His friends will make fun of him. Girls (except for the ones who are super-clingy too) will be scared of him.

BTW, I got to the end of the song and a bit more (about 8 minutes) before my ears started to bleed.

[Terminator X]

He's definately up there with R. Kelly and not in the musical sense.

[Back]

Heh, poor guy. Its funny to read the female reactions to this thing. Stalker Alert!

But don’t any of you guys not admit you haven’t done something stupid and cheesy that the chick you love loved. Chicks by nature love that shit. But as we can all see... to a point.

[TheRoseLady]

I'm in love with you IN LOVE with you. I'm in love with you Melissa, IN LOVE WiTH YOU. I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH. ...................because I love you more and more and more each day of every week of every month of every year, well not every year it hasn't been a year yet. I fall more in love with you every second of every day. You're so perfect, I love you and only you.

You're my babe, my babe, my babe, my babe and I don't EVAR want to lose you. followed by a bunch of smooches.

-- Well being the type of person I am, I had to listen to it all. Holy shit, this guy had to be drunk. I did get the feeling early on that at any moment I might hear his voice change and him start to sound breathless with pauses of concentrated silence punctuated with groaning. :lol:

[Numbers]

:eek: :tool:

[Itachi]

39 seconds

[Killer Kitten]

I think he cured my insomnia. I'm downloading it, to play on those sleeples nights.

[Andreal]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

Edited to add: I made it to about 5 seconds after he started singing, before contemplating suicide. Its not bad until he starts singing, because you can tune it out like regular talking in a restaurant or something.

BUT THE SINGING! NO!

[Edited on 9-10-2005 by Andreal]

[Vesi]

Hehe. I just played this for my daughter and for the first 30 seconds she was saying that is sweet and then it got to 2 minutes and she actually shuddered. She ran away at after three minutes and twenty-eight seconds yelling he's some type of a psycho dude!

She refused to stay for the song. <cries>

I going to make her listen to the whole thing tomorrow!

Vesi the mean mom

Edited to add I let it go on til it got to the song and called her back in here and she said... Mom, I really can't listen to this. I ask why and she goes... cause it's fucking pissing me off that he's not here and I can't punch him in the face and it's making me seriously mad.

That's my daughter!

[Edited on 9-10-2005 by Vesi]

[Edited on 9-10-2005 by Vesi]

[Gigantuous]

LOL Vesi, what'd she do that she deserves such cruel and unusual punishment?

I listened to it for about a minute before turning it off. After collecting myself, I listened to it all the way through....and the worst is the singing.

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Gigantuous
LOL Vesi, what'd she do that she deserves such cruel and unusual punishment?

I listened to it for about a minute before turning it off. After collecting myself, I listened to it all the way through....and the worst is the singing.

I'm sure she's done something. Maybe I should burn it and start playing it when she's asleep. Nah... that would be child abuse I guess.

She also hates clowns and dolls with eyes that move. Hmm...

Vesi plotting

[Gigantuous]

:lol2:

That's messed up.

[HarmNone]

Doyle, dear? I'm going to find a way to get back at you for this. I haven't decided yet what horror I shall visit upon your unsuspecting person. I must give myself sufficient time to hatch just the right plan...

:weird:

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Gigantuous
:lol2:

That's messed up.

I forgot to mention she's 18. <still plotting>

[Gigantuous]

Originally posted by Vesi

Originally posted by Gigantuous
:lol2:

That's messed up.

I forgot to mention she's 18. <still plotting>

Oh REALLY?

I'm a very young 21...well mannered, house trained, employed, in school...:howudoing:

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Gigantuous

Originally posted by Vesi

Originally posted by Gigantuous
:lol2:

That's messed up.

I forgot to mention she's 18. <still plotting>

Oh REALLY?

I'm a very young 21...well mannered, house trained, employed, in school...:howudoing:

You forgot to add ... and I LOVE making 14 minute CDs for my girlfriends! <runs>

Vesi <being all protective and stuff>

[Gigantuous]

:bleh:

That would constitute putting thought into a relationship.

Sadly, I'm not that far along in life.

[Bobmuhthol]

My version is in production.

Am I recording the entire 14 minutes?

[ElanthianSiren]

ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

.............. (ten minutes later)

ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever wanna lose you.

She must give amazing head. What scares the shit out of me is everytime he calls her by name.

-M

[Volstock]

man you guys are seriously messed up. I was TRYING to tell my girlfriend how much I love her but you had to go and ruin my mixtape...It's my business and hers not your!...Damn you people damn you!! :bye:

[Snapp]

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
She must give amazing head.
:lol2: Seriously.

And Vesi is a mean mom!

[Miss X]

I feel I have to point out.... This dudes voice sounds just like Arkans!! I think there's something he isnt telling us....


Also... OMG it's so sweet! I love it! (Although I do kinda feel sick now after 2:16)

[ElanthianSiren]

wait until you get to the singing... or the mass repeating of the same thing he said 4 minutes ago...every 4:15.

-M

:banghead:

[Brattt8525]

I couldn't get to the singing, I just couldn't take it anymore. :scared2:

[4a6c1]

omfgroflmaoBWAHAHAHbahahaheikdjaf;loooloohahamoshi moshiomghahahahahahahahaomg

I THANK THE LORD FOR THE LITTLE X IN THE CORNER OF THE WINDOW.

I never ever ever ever wanna lose it. Thank you so much bill gates for the little X. Its done so much for me. I want to thank you. It is my best friend.

[Terminator X]

HarmNone seems to have really enjoyed it, we should make all make our own remixes for her... :duh:

[Artha]

I forgot to mention she's 18. <still plotting>
Hey me too! Is she cute?

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
My version is in production.

Am I recording the entire 14 minutes?

Of course!

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Terminator X
HarmNone seems to have really enjoyed it, we should make all make our own remixes for her... :duh:

Eef you do, I weel keel you! Dead! :D

[Jayvn]

... I stopped before I started it when I saw it was 14 minutes long...

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Snapp

And Vesi is a mean mom!

I am not! <evil grin>

Vesi

P. S. My daughter has a boyfriend but thanks for all the offers. (I think????)

[Gigantuous]

Well...okay....how about her mom? :D

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Gigantuous
Well...okay....how about her mom? :D

Heh. Nice try!

I am demure and chaste... like in get thee to a nunnery. (Snapp... you don't say a word!) Really! Honest! I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever lie to ya babe! <sings>

[Gigantuous]

LOL

Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever? Ever?

[Terminator X]

I don't know about you guys, but I will never ever, ever, ever, ever, write a song about a Sibby :shrug:

- The Termite

[nocturnix]

I'm creating a label for weird shit like this.

Think about it: that song has 122,000+ downloads!

....Oh wait, no one would ever pay for shitty music/stuff.

But I would call it Doodoo Records.