Movie quotes

[Volstock]

okay so it's a simple game. Think of movies quotes and try to stumped the rest of the PC member. American movies only please.The person that answer correctly will post up another movie qoute. Kinda like "The person below me game".I'll start with something simple.

"Were off to see the wizard."

[Detri]

The Wizard of Oz. :nutty:

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."

[Andreal]

Caddy Shack

"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."

Edited because the other wasn't exactly correct and I couldn't figure it out. Same movie though.

[Edited on 9-4-2005 by Andreal]

[Some Rogue]

A Few Good Men

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!"

[Detri]

Full Metal Jacket!!! :up:

"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."

[Some Rogue]

The Godfather

""The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

[HarmNone]

"The Usual Subjects"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

[Toxicvixen]

Casablanca!

"I'm not crazy, poor people are crazy! I'm Eccentric."


<--- Worked at Hollywood Video and Blockbuster - I've Seen way too many movies. :D

[Edited on 9-4-2005 by Toxicvixen]

[Andreal]

Originally posted by Some Rogue
A Few Good Men

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!"

Actually I was quoting a different movie, but I suppose it may be in both.


Speed


"You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? Okay, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill. "

Edited because DAMN IT TOXIC!

[Edited on 9-4-2005 by Andreal]

[Toxicvixen]

Edited because I R Ninja Poster! bwaahahaha!

[Edited on 9-4-2005 by Toxicvixen]

[Some Rogue]

Heh, you were right, it's not in A Few Good Men. That line is a bit different.

That one is "It doesn't matter what I believe. It only matters what I can prove."

[Edited on 9-4-2005 by Some Rogue]

[Celephais]

Training day!

"Can't do much damage with that thing can we? Perhaps there should have been a rule of the wrist!""

Edit:
(someone got it but I just realized it wasn't made in the US... woops.)

[Edited on 9-4-2005 by Celephais]

[Latrinsorm]

Boondock Saints!

"Meet me on the bridge that connects earth to the heavens."

The movie I got this from wasn't ORIGINALLY made in America, but I'd be very surprised if no one here has seen it but me.

[Celephais]

I vote we add a time limit incase you "stump" people. I'm not going to post one but I'm all for someone else running with the ball here (it's almost been 12 hours... so say at 1:15 it's open season again?)

I like the idea of this thread, it could be a lot of fun... but if we're all stumped it dies :(

[Skeeter]

Do you drink 2% because you think you're fat?

[Electrawn]

"Meet me on the bridge that connects earth to the heavens."


Cowboy Bebop?

"I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's
an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"

(Movie, bonus points for actor cameo who said it.)

[Skeeter]

Half-baked bob sagat. refer to my quote above for next movie

[Axhinde]

Napoleon Dynamite

"God doth have a sense of humor."

[firegirl]

Scent of a woman Right?

I feel like a Kentucky Fried fool.

[Celephais]

This poor thread is dying because people are trying to stump everybody!

"Shop smart, Shop S-Mart"

[Sean of the Thread]

Army of Darkness.

Heineken? Fuck that shit! … PABST BLUE RIBBON.

[Landrion]

Originally posted by Celephais
This poor thread is dying because people are trying to stump everybody!

"Shop smart, Shop S-Mart"

Army of Darkness

"You stole Fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the cieling which now has to be washed, and sterlized. So you get nothing!, you lose! Good day sir"."

[StrayRogue]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"The horror....the horror".

[Jorddyn]

Edited because he beat me

Jorddyn

[Edited on 9-6-2005 by Jorddyn]

[DeV]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
"The horror....the horror". Apocalypse Now

"Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows."

"They're called breasts, mama, and every woman has them."

[ElanthianSiren]

(damnit, I must learn to read the first post all the way through -- I must learn to do that.) :blush:

And yes Dev. HM2000, awesome movie


-M

[Edited on Tue, September th, 2005 by ElanthianSiren]

[DeV]

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
Quotes from Heavy Metal 2000
:heart: that movie.

[Some Rogue]

Originally posted by Xyelin
Army of Darkness.

Heineken? Fuck that shit! … PABST BLUE RIBBON.

Blue Velvet



Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by StrayRogue
"The horror....the horror". Apocalypse Now

"Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows."

"They're called breasts, mama, and every woman has them."

Carrie

"What we've got here is, failure to communicate."

[Sean of the Thread]

GnR USE YOUR ILLUSION BABY!!1 j/k ..Cool Hand luke <3

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

[StrayRogue]

Apocolypse Now

"Jonathan, Jonathan, JONATHAN...."

[Edited on 6-9-05 by StrayRogue]

[DeV]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Apocolypse Now

"Jonathan, Jonathan, JONATHAN...."

[Edited on 6-9-05 by StrayRogue] omg.. Rollerball?

"I'm runnin' for president ...... I ain't winnin' though."

[StrayRogue]

Glory.

"You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask".

[Celephais]

HAHA! Yes, the good old penguin, he is my idol! Batman 2

"The royal penis is clean"

[StrayRogue]

Coming to America.

"Then I'll have to shoot you Giles".

[Latrinsorm]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer? I don't know any other Gileses.

"I've still got one question." "One question??"

[firegirl]

i feel like a kentucky fried fool..

Did not mean to stump and stop the thread. Sorry all. heh.

in case anyong wondering where it was from..it is from Rocky .. he is chasing the chicken around for training.

[Raine]

I've got a few, not really stumpers, just ones I like:

"Say the point of sex isn't recreation, or procreation, or any of that stuff--Say it's concentration. Say it's supposed to focus your attention on the person you're sleeping with, like biological highlighter. Otherwise, there's just too many people in the world."
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"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."
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"A plan is just a list of things that'll never happen."

(same movie)
Guy: ....I never killed a man.
Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had.
Guy: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Guy: I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer: No one's ever said that before.
Guy: Have you ever asked?
Interviewer: No.
Guy: ....You should.
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"There is no point to any of this. It's all just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter pounder with cheese, those are good.... the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain.... the moment where your laughter become a cackle... and I, I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt."
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Love those quotes, mostly thrown it as a time-waster in-between your harder quotes.

[firegirl]

the others not so sure but the Interviewer one.. cannnot remember the name of the movie but Del Toro is in it. Right?

Here is one..

"I hate being a foregone conclusion"

[Celephais]

"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."
Office space. (Firegirl's is still up in the air)

[Toxicvixen]

Thomas Crown Affair. I'm like one of two people I know who owns that movie. :lol:

Mine:

Whats the age of consent around here?
18.
Good! I'm old Enough!

[firegirl]

The pirate movie! I completely forgot about that one, now i botta try to find it for my collection. That movies has some great liners.

here is one.. kinda easy

"Where are all the good men dead? Are they in the heart or in the head? "


Here is another that might be easier as well...

GUY 1: What are your political views?

GUY 2: Benito, Adolf! Sit Down!... Sorry, what did you ask??

edited to add the second quote..

[Edited on 9-8-2005 by firegirl]

[Overlord]

i am too drunk i aclub in edinburgh to give the correct respons to that quote.... but hey

"Yeah but when the pirates of the carribean break down the pirates don't eat the tourists" now thats eay as sin

[Sean]

Heh Jurrasic Park

[Alfster]

I'm retardeded

[Edited on 9-8-2005 by Alfster]

[Asha]

It was time, I felt, for an agonising reappraisal of the whole scene.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by firegirl
GUY 1: What are your political views?

GUY 2: Benito, Adolf! Sit Down!... Sorry, what did you ask?? That's gotta be Dr. Strangelove.

"There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend..."

[firegirl]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by firegirl
GUY 1: What are your political views?

GUY 2: Benito, Adolf! Sit Down!... Sorry, what did you ask?? That's gotta be Dr. Strangelove.



good guess but it is actually from Life is beautiful.

[firegirl]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

"There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend..."

those with a gun and those who dig.
classic. The good, bad and ugly

"If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page... I could not be such a good woman in real life."

here is one that I think was used in a couple movies but I am thinkin of a classic to make it easier..

"How do You like them apples!?"

[Androidpk]

Good Will Hunting

" Attention all units, emergency on theater level, suspect six foot two, brown hair. He is one gigantic motherfucker"

[StrayRogue]

Commando

"Whats that you're wearing?"
"er...a radiation suit"
"Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars..."

[kelood]

Back to the future

"That guy treats objects like women, man..."


'lood
"Sometimes you eat the bar, and , well, sometimes the bar , he eats you..."

[Hakonne]

The Big Lebowski

"God? Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus."

[CrystalTears]

Heh. Dogma.

"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya! "

[Edited on 10/31/2005 by CrystalTears]

[DeV]

<3 Pulp Fiction

"You will not persuade me with appeals to my intellectual vanity."

[Edited on 10-31-2005 by DeV]

[Vestarr]

" You cock juggling thunder cunt "

sorry ladies its a movie quote

--Chris

[Vestarr]

No one knows this or did we all loose interest in the thread ???
hint third movie in a trilogy ..not the best movies ever but had good points and vampires

--Chris

[CrystalTears]

Probably cause you broke it. :P You never guessed the previous quote.

DeV's: Red Dragon (do you see?)
Yours: Blade: Trinity

"You've only been in "Seventeen" once and you looked fat! So stop acting like you're goddamn Christy Turlington!"

[Edited on 11/1/2005 by CrystalTears]

[Asha]

Thora Birch in American Beauty.

Quote: In 16 minuites this whole place will be a vapour cloud the size of Nebraska

[Edited on 11-1-2005 by Drayal]

[Asha]

Argh . . it wasn't her it was the emo guy

[CrystalTears]

Aliens

BTW, no it wasn't Thora Birch (Jane), it was just a playground girl. Though you don't have to name who said it. Cause j00 will looooooose. :P

"Look, if I had any kind of glow it's because I just got laid. I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator... present company excluded."

[Vestarr]

Mallrats .....great movie btw

man : "ready little man"
boy : "ready big man"
man : "kiss the lucky egg...go"

[Latrinsorm]

Cool Runnings.

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

[kranfer]

First Contact:

"You people, you're all astronaunts... on... Some kind of Star Trek!"

[Latrinsorm]

The point of the game, people, is to identify the quote in the post preceding yours, not just bust out quotes.