A little help from the insult department

[Volstock]

So I was talking to Stunseed on the phone this morning trading insult trying to top him....THAT BASTARD then pulled out the your Asian so you aint got no PP card....so I was stumped...what do you comeback from that? I mean how can you retaliate after that was said?.....I need advice for future reference....

[Numbers]

Use the old "your mother" fallback.

[AnticorRifling]

You don't have to hit bottom if you can scrape the shit out of the sides.

[Skeeter]

Your Mom/gf/bf/sister, thought it was huge last night when it was in her/his ass.

[Skirmisher]

Yeah, thats when you make a snippet of the guy doing the Sean Connery character on the SNL jeapordy skit going:

"Thats not what your mother said last night! Har Har Har Har!"

[MangledKitty]

Or the "Yo momma so fat" ones.

[Czeska]

:rofl:

I'll take... The Penis Mightier!

Um.. Mr. Connery...

[AnticorRifling]

You people would get eaten alive in an insult match if this is what you're bringing to the table.

What exaclty did he say so I can retort properly?

[Heshinar]

I would have said....

"I may have a small penis but you are ugly. I can get surgery to make it bigger but you are still going to be ugly"

[Stunseed]

Originally posted by Heshinar
I would have said....

"I may have a small penis but you are ugly. I can get surgery to make it bigger but you are still going to be ugly"

Captain Obvious replies...

A plastic surgeon is much easier to find than a plastic penis tube to attach. Then for added insult, I'd tell the Asian to count my pocket change in five seconds, or else his family won't eat for a month.

[Axhinde]

I'd have went with a "Mom" theme.

[Killer Kitten]

I'd have mentioned the inverse relation of pp size to IQ points.

An intelligent man with a small pp is way better in bed than a well-hung dullard who has just two moves (in/out) in his repertoire.

The proof of that would be the number of people on this planet who are Asian, versus the number of people who are anything else.

The obvious conclusion is that Asian guys can get it done.

[Anebriated]

If I wanted your lip I would have taken it off my zipper.

[Killer Kitten]

Originally posted by Elrodin
If I wanted your lip I would have taken it off my zipper.

You gave me a choking fit!! Never ever post something like that while I'm taking a drink!

Bad, bad Elrodin.

[Brattt8525]

Size only matters in girth, not length.

[Anebriated]

ask KK, she just choked...

[Bobmuhthol]

<<The obvious conclusion is that Asian guys can get it done.>>

Asian guys can also completely fuck over their country by doing it.

[Killer Kitten]

Originally posted by Elrodin
ask KK, she just choked...

Yes, and it was good for me, too.

[Tsa`ah]

I would have responded by saying "Your sister said I was bigger".

[Edited on 8-29-2005 by Tsa`ah]

[Wezas]

When it comes to penis size, they call me Yao Ming.

[Anebriated]

asian?

[Showal]

You can't come back from it. It's completely true. Volstock has a small penis because he is Asian. I'm sorry, but you were just pwned.

[fiendwish]

There is no comeback for a little weewee. :(

[Chadj]

Be all "Oh yeah!?"

..That's all I got.

[Kainen]

Originally posted by Killer Kitten
An intelligent man with a small pp is way better in bed than a well-hung dullard who has just two moves (in/out) in his repertore.

:lol: the whole in/out thing had me laughing.

[xtc]

I would have to go with the "your mamma said it was plenty big last night" routine.

[Terminator X]

I dunno:

"Actually, I stuck this SUPERSIZED egg-roll in your mom's sushi last night," Maybe. Or something, maybe.

[Volstock]

God dammit Showal your were suppose to back me up your little prick! well Anticor the thing is I was topping him until he pulled the your Asian and you got small PP card and he just kept going and going like the freaking energizer bunny with that joke.Your momma's joke just seems too disrepectful to me so I never use it.

[AnticorRifling]

Then you just need to slam him for always talking about your unit. Be like "Remember that time that one homo kept talking about my wang? Ohh that's right now and it's you."

[Nieninque]

I would direct you all to comedy lessons.

Get some help.

[Warriorbird]

Say you're a throwback/mutant/actually Samoan.