Suave coulda been a contenda

[Andreal]

Suavementasious swings a ruby-hilted blue shaalk claidhmore at Tayre!
AS: +348 vs DS: +279 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +67 = +178
... and hits for 59 points of damage!
Quick, hard slash to Tayre's right arm!
*CRACK*
He is stunned!
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Suavementasious cackles at Tayre!
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Suavementasious bursts out in loud, raucous laughter.
>chat Wow, Suave is kicking your ass
You focus on transmitting your thought.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"Wow, Suave is kicking your ass"
Riftshark grins at Suavementasious.
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Suavementasious swings a ruby-hilted blue shaalk claidhmore at Tayre!
Nearly insensible, Tayre desperately evades the attack!

Surprisingly, Suavementasious manages to effortlessly reverse his momentum and strike again!

Suavementasious swings a ruby-hilted blue shaalk claidhmore at Tayre!
AS: +348 vs DS: +257 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +49 = +182
... and hits for 56 points of damage!
Deep slash to Tayre's right forearm!
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[Roll result: -827 (open d100: 52)]
Trali hurls himself at Tayre, but he sails by and lands in a heap on the ground.
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Suavementasious cackles!
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Riftshark whistles tunelessly to himself.
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Suavementasious exclaims, "Die!!!!!"
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Galoor leaps from hiding to attack!
Galoor swings with a drakar-tipped vultite fist-scythe at Tayre!
AS: +219 vs DS: +292 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +94 = +58
A clean miss.
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Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre gestures at Suavementasious.
CS: +340 - TD: +186 + CvA: -21 + d100: +87 - +5 == +215
Warding failed!
Suavementasious is frozen in fear!
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Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre gestures at Galoor.
CS: +340 - TD: +72 + CvA: +2 + d100: +24 - -5 == +299
Warding failed!
Galoor is frozen in fear!
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You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Anarquendi echo in your mind:
"Is Suave back in Landing?"
Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre gestures at Trali.
CS: +340 - TD: +82 + CvA: -6 + d100: +43 - +5 == +290
Warding failed!
Trali is frozen in fear!
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Tayre works his way out of some jet black leather.
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Tayre offers you some jet black leather. Type ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
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Tacari just arrived.
>accept
You accept Tayre's offer and are now holding some jet black leather.
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Riftshark ponders.
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Riftshark put some shark kabobs in his mesh infantry rucksack.
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Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre gestures at Suavementasious.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Tayre's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Suavementasious!
CS: +340 - TD: +186 + CvA: -21 + d100: +20 - +5 == +148
Warding failed!
Suavementasious shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Suavementasious is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to back!
He is stunned!
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow removes Suavementasious's right foot!
Suavementasious screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
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Riftshark grins drunkenly.
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Blin winces.
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Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre gestures at Galoor.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Tayre's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Galoor!
CS: +340 - TD: +72 + CvA: +2 + d100: +36 - -5 == +311
Warding failed!
Galoor shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Galoor is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow to neck snaps it!

* Galoor drops dead at your feet!

Galoor seems a bit less imposing.

A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the night watchman!"

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* Galoor just bit the dust!
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Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre gestures at Trali.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Tayre's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Trali!
CS: +340 - TD: +82 + CvA: -6 + d100: +65 - +5 == +312
Warding failed!
Trali shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Trali is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Poke to the left eye continues into the brain!
He is stunned!
... 50 points of damage!
Massive blow to abdomen!
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The night watchman walks in, with a number of weapon-wielding deputies behind him.

With great ease, the night watchman grabs Tayre and shackles his wrists.

"Ah-ha! The boys at Helga's said I might find something interesting here," says the night watchman.

With a keen eye, the night watchman glances over Tayre quickly. He says, "We'll not have you dying before sentence is carried out. Let's get you healed up, though there will of course be a slight charge for it." With that, a demure looking city official, evidently an empath, comes forward and heals all Tayre's maladies.

The night watchman then drags him off.

[Drew]

Oh man, I was just about to make fun of Drew for sucking at life but it was a happy ending for all!

[Andreal]

Suavementasious swings a ruby-hilted blue shaalk claidhmore at Tayre!
AS: +423 vs DS: +419 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +16 = +61
A clean miss.
The guiding force leaves Suavementasious.
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Birko just arrived.
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Ryisha joins Dortren's group.
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Tayre says, "..."
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Suavementasious cackles at Tayre!
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Suavementasious just went north.
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Dortren yells, "Colors in der park!"
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Stepafes concentrates intently on a spiraled glass rod. You can see power pulsing through the essence thread connecting him to the rod.

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You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Tayre echo in your mind:
"I spared your life, you realize that?"
Birko joins Dortren's group.
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Keraa just arrived.
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A forest wolf barks loudly!
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Linsha joins Dortren's group.
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Neoler just arrived.
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Birko beams happily at Dortren!
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Keraa appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre gestures at Keraa.
A pale, flickering nimbus coalesces around Keraa, then vanishes in a brilliant flash!
The brilliant aura fades away from Keraa.
Keraa appears less confident.
The deep blue glow leaves Keraa.
The opalescent aura fades from around Keraa.
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Keraa gestures at Tayre.
A pale, flickering nimbus coalesces around Tayre, then vanishes in a brilliant flash!
Tayre appears to lose some internal strength.
The light blue glow leaves Tayre.
Tayre loses his intense expression.
The white light leaves Tayre.
The very powerful look leaves Tayre.
Tayre loses an aura of resolve.
The deep blue glow leaves Tayre.
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Stepafes put a spiraled glass rod in his heavy backpack.
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Neoler just went north.
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Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre gestures at Keraa.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Tayre's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Keraa!
CS: +340 - TD: +236 + CvA: +2 + d100: +70 - -5 == +181
Warding failed!
Keraa shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Keraa is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to abdomen!
She is stunned!
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow to right hand crushing it to pulp!
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Suavementasious just arrived.
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You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Endorian echo in your mind:
"i effing hate having roomates"
Dortren gently rubs the forest wolf on the head and neck. The wolf breathes out a quick sigh.
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Suavementasious swings a ruby-hilted blue shaalk claidhmore at Tayre!
AS: +348 vs DS: +302 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +5 = +92
A clean miss.
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Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre gestures at Suavementasious.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Tayre's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Suavementasious!
CS: +340 - TD: +211 + CvA: -21 + d100: +10 - +5 == +113
Warding failed!
Suavementasious shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Suavementasious is battered for 29 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Light strike to abdomen.
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Stepafes winces.
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Tayre utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
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Tayre gestures at Suavementasious.
CS: +303 - TD: +211 + CvA: -21 + d100: +92 - +5 == +158
Warding failed!
... 25 points of damage!
Leg strike sends waves of pain through Suavementasious.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
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Stepafes stands up.
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Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre gestures at Keraa.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Tayre's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Keraa!
CS: +340 - TD: +236 + CvA: +2 + d100: +57 - -5 == +168
Warding failed!
Keraa shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Keraa is crushed for 65 points of damage!

* Keraa drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Keraa.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Keraa suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Keraa.
Keraa becomes solid again.
Keraa seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around Keraa.

A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Tayre has committed murder!"

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Ryisha shakes her head.
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* Keraa just bit the dust!
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Tayre appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
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Tayre gestures at Suavementasious.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Tayre's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Suavementasious!
CS: +340 - TD: +211 + CvA: -21 + d100: +32 - +5 == +135
Warding failed!
Suavementasious shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Suavementasious is smashed for 54 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to the abdomen!
... 30 points of damage!
Hard blow to neck loosens head on shoulders.
Quite fatal!

* Suavementasious drops dead at your feet!

The glowing specks of energy surrounding Suavementasious suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Suavementasious.
The deep blue glow leaves Suavementasious.
Suavementasious seems a bit less imposing.
The light blue glow leaves Suavementasious.
The powerful look leaves Suavementasious.
The dim aura fades from around Suavementasious.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Suavementasious.
The bright luminescence fades from around Suavementasious.

A small human child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the night watchman.

[Drew]

Anyone taking bets on how long before Tayre is banished again?

[Andreal]

He got up to 29m debt before he logged, so he said.

[Stunseed]

Heh, so much for the loaner gear I gave him.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Stunseed
Heh, so much for the loaner gear I gave him.


I think he was trying to avoid having it confiscated by the deputy, actually.

[Stunseed]

It wasn't that armor. I gave him some of my twice lightened, strengthened brig to use.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Stunseed
It wasn't that armor. I gave him some of my twice lightened, strengthened brig to use.


Never trust a gay texan. That's always been my rule of thumb. I learned my lesson from LBJ.

Then I'll revise my guess and figure that he was in his retard hunting armour and uses the brig for actual hunting when the hinderance is less of a bother.



PS: My power is out, wee bit of rain indeed.

[Andreal]

All his gear got lost. I held it for him, and seconds after I gave it back he got arrested again.

[AnticorRifling]

He had my 5x runestaff heh.

[Stunseed]

I gave him a 4x one.

[Gan]

Tayre gestures at Keraa.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Tayre's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Keraa!
CS: +340 - TD: +236 + CvA: +2 + d100: +57 - -5 == +168
Warding failed!
Keraa shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Keraa is crushed for 65 points of damage!

* Keraa drops dead at your feet!



This made me smile, a lot. :lol:

[Andreal]

Afterwards, that bitch Keraa pointed at me and said you shouldn't trust that one, she's Tayre's girlfriend. Which is kind of funny to begin with, but I told her I wasn't and all this. She replies by saying well you help him out alot, so I ask how have I helped him out? She says: "You poked him while he was slept."
......... Yeah.

Then Later on, she begins whispering to me about Tayre, and I tell her, stop whispering to me like I care about Tayre, and she says "You are him". And then she says "You will die too".

Bitch, I haven't talked to you until you started pointing at me saying things. I have never once even TOUCHED you. Not only was she threatening me though, she was threatening me with OTHER people, like she's getting a group of people together to kill me and Tayre.

[Himmy]

Keraa is so fucking funny. Ask Toy for the list of who all she plays. According to Keraa, Toy is half the fucking game. Plus, I hate her and would love to cut her tits off. I just don't have that spell.

[Terminator X]

Nailed with a 29m fine for defending yourself from being raped by like twelve different people? :thinking:

[Himmy]

Yeah, it's because GS4 is just like GS3, but with more [edited].

[Edited on 12-9-05 by Miss X]

[Doyle Hargraves]

Yeah, it's because GS4 is just like GS3, but with more [edited].

Player base aside, the mechanics suck too.

[Edited on 12-9-05 by Miss X]

Originally posted by Doyle Hargraves

Player base aside, the mechanics suck too.

I liked the game more when you got 160 levels for the experience that gives you 100 levels today. 60 more levels = a lot more TP's to play with and customize your character.

As if that wasn't enough, stat growth took one in the ars on the switch to GS4, so even a level 100 character in GS4 has less skills than a level 100 character in GS3.

Plus mana share fucking blows in GS4.
Plus harness power sucks ass.
Plus Dodging is a great new way to waste TP's.

[Himmy]

Originally posted by Himmy
Yeah, it's because GS4 is just like GS3, but with more [edited].

QED

[Edited on 12-9-05 by Miss X]

[Himmy]

Look at that, I made Chica have to go through all those posts and edit me! Sorry Chica!

Edited to add: You can tell when Chica is on her way to the Dais by the sound of her jackboot ricochet(spell-check! we need a spell-check here!)

[Edited on 9-12-2005 by Himmy]