Cybersex On the Tram

[Doyle Hargraves]

This is some funny shit.

http://www.discordguild.org/

[ElanthianSiren]

LOL so wrong, yet hillarious.

-M

[Alfster]

Ahhh, this reminds me of when a friend told me about the sex room in the landing, and I had never heard of it before so I put Alfue in there hidden and resting.

And this happened.


(Kylannia digs her fingers into you butt, urging to to go harder)
H>
You become solid again.
H>
(Amlis thrusts faster, sliding deeper into you, you gasp and arch your back)

Mind you, they had no idea I was there, but it's funny either way.

[Doyle Hargraves]

(Kylannia digs her fingers into you butt, urging to to go harder)
H>
You become solid again.

Looks like you were into it.

[Gigantuous]

:lol2:

[fiendwish]

Heh, yeah. Slays me how he's the one not "role playing" and needs to get the hell off the server because he didn't leave them to their private party. Tha freaks.

:rolleyes:

[Fallen]

Bah. One shouldn't use action to describe how someone else feels. Even Cybersex, damn it. Report that Act abuse!

[ElanthianSiren]

Originally posted by Fallen
Bah. One shouldn't use action to describe how someone else feels. Even Cybersex, damn it. Report that Act abuse!

You tell 'em. No subjective sentences in RPGs unless created by GMs!!!! Follow the GS example, damnit... :P

-M

[Edited on Fri, August th, 2005 by ElanthianSiren]

[crazymage]

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren

Originally posted by Fallen
Bah. One shouldn't use action to describe how someone else feels. Even Cybersex, damn it. Report that Act abuse!

You tell 'em. No subjective sentences in RPGs unless created by GMs!!!! Follow the GS example, damnit... :P

-M

[Edited on Fri, August th, 2005 by ElanthianSiren]

Show us how it's supposed to be done!

[Rangerpuff]

Originally posted by Fallen
Bah. One shouldn't use action to describe how someone else feels. Even Cybersex, damn it. Report that Act abuse!

Omg..you kill me Fallen, truely. Made me spit my soda all over my screen!

[ElanthianSiren]

Originally posted by crazymage

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren

Originally posted by Fallen
Bah. One shouldn't use action to describe how someone else feels. Even Cybersex, damn it. Report that Act abuse!

You tell 'em. No subjective sentences in RPGs unless created by GMs!!!! Follow the GS example, damnit... :P

-M

[Edited on Fri, August th, 2005 by ElanthianSiren]

Show us how it's supposed to be done!

Sorry, Darlin... no desire to GM for SIMU. We need a GM to come demostrate cybar.

-M

[Celephais]

That's what the vote verb is for..

>Act punches the back of your head from behind while yelling "Heee HAWWW"! You... 1.) Arch your back in pleasure 2.) Pass out in sheer extasy 3.) Cast level 3 erotisim

>VOTE START 3

[Amber]

Please tell me there isn't really a sex room in the landing?

[ElanthianSiren]

Originally posted by Celephais
That's what the vote verb is for..

>Act punches the back of your head from behind while yelling "Heee HAWWW"! You... 1.) Arch your back in pleasure 2.) Pass out in sheer extasy 3.) Cast level 3 erotisim

>VOTE START 3

This made me think of the D&D sex guide.

-M

[Apotheosis]

Why, that is so funny. I am not surprised that the cybering was going on, what makes it funnier is that they were caught, and publicly outed.

Of course, maybe that is what they wanted.

And no, cybersex definitely indicates there is something psychologically wrong with the people involved. I would say definite trust issues exist IRL.

[Toxicvixen]

I love cyber sex slip ups on the thought net. That is always funny.

[Apotheosis]

You can't get aids, herpes, or other STD's through an internet connection, I suppose.

[Wezas]

All they need is some Risky Business music from the Train Scene.

[Andota]

(these are NOT my original jokes, but I have them written down for some reason and a heads up: this post contains semi-graphic language)

--
So I was having cybersex the other day.
It was pretty good I guess. Here it is:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

Yeah it was pretty sweet.

This one was good.

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


This kinda sucked.

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

(theres like four or five more, but I'd run out of room pretty quick if I tried to post em all. Anyone have a link or something to the original?)

[Celephais]

It doesn't matter how many times I read it... I can't help but crack up when he says he's a rhinoceros. "It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass."

[Alfster]

Originally posted by Amber
Please tell me there isn't really a sex room in the landing?

I thought the same thing until Monday

[Celephais]

Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.

I bet that whore said she would never cyber with him again, but came back later saying she sold her screen name and want's to cyber with ken griffy now because she's changed, even though she isn't the same person anymore.

[AnticorRifling]

Link is |)34|)z0r

[SnatchWrangler]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Link is |)34|)z0r

No it's not.

[Doyle Hargraves]

Originally posted by Celephais
It doesn't matter how many times I read it... I can't help but crack up when he says he's a rhinoceros. "It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass."

My favorite part of that one is

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

[ElanthianSiren]

bump --

for those who requested the link

http://bash.org/?top

Very funny site

-M

[Jayvn]

It used to be on the cyber gone wrong site... just google it.. I'm too lazy.. You totally got taken advantage of alf.

[crazymage]

i sweat that is the funniest fuckin site i have ever seen.