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[weasel82]

:cartman:
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned"

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Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

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"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

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Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

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Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

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Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Chef: Children, uh, what's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world?
Stan: Uh, bicycles?
Cartman: Ham?
Kyle: No, not ham, you fat fuck!
Cartman: Screw you! It's ham, isn't it?

Oh man...that's just great

[Axhinde]

Southpark is a sick, twisted, demented, and flat out wrong show.


But I love it!

[Anebriated]

I agree. When they have the episode about the special olympics...

[Axhinde]

My favorite episode was the Cripple Fight.

Or any episode with Timmy.

Timmy: TIMMAY!!!
Librarian: Timmy be quiet, this is a library.
Timmy: (quietly) timmay...

[Edited on 8-23-2005 by Axhinde]

[Anebriated]

I dont think I could truthfully pick a favorite. They have all crossed so many thin lines that it would be hard to pick the best one.

[weasel82]

They all rock in my opinion, but Eric Cartman...I tell ya, whoever came up with that character is a fuckin' genius...

[AnticorRifling]

Don't forget to bring a towel.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Axhinde
Southpark is a sick, twisted, demented, and flat out wrong show.


But I love it! :yeahthat:

The show where they made fun of Paris Hilton... holy shit.

[weasel82]

Anyone who makes fun of worthless human beings like Paris Hilton is a friend of mine...

[Apotheosis]

family guy > south park

[Landrion]

Simpsons did it.

[Anebriated]

Simpsons started it all. Now is the time of Family Guy though. South Park is good but I still enjoy Family Guy the most.

[Bobmuhthol]

Simpsons started it all. Now is the time of Family Guy though. South Park is good but I still enjoy Family Guy the most.

^

[weasel82]

Seems to me like there is room for all of them

[Anebriated]

Of course there is, its just that Family Guy deserves its current spot at the top.

[Terminator X]

When every diabolical scheme that Butters tries to execute on South Park has already been done on the Simpsons.

Oh yeah, and that episode that's a humungous parody off of "You got served." That one rocked :lol:

[Anebriated]

The danceoff where butters' shoe kills half of the crowd....twice?

[Terminator X]

^

Yes. :lol2:

[weasel82]

Damn...that's freakin' incredible...

[Landrion]

Family guy has its merits, but that American dad show is the pits. So is king of the hill for that matter.

Originally posted by Elrodin
Of course there is, its just that Family Guy deserves its current spot at the top.

I only watch it every once in a while, but I was flipping channels on Sunday and caught a few minutes of it and I was dying laughing. I had no idea what the plot was or anything, but when I turned it on all the guys were in the family room, and then everyone started chain-hurling.

It was either funny or I'm very easily amused. :D

[Anebriated]

Heh, i forget what he contest was for but it was an attempt to see who would puke last. So they drank something that makes you throw up to see who was last. The show is incredible, if you havent seen it often check it out sunday's and through the week at 11est on comedy central.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Heh, i forget what he contest was for but it was an attempt to see who would puke last.>>

The winner got the last piece of cake/pie, I think.

[Edited on 8-23-2005 by Bobmuhthol]

[Anebriated]

That sounds about right.

[Some Rogue]

It was for the last piece of pie and they were drinking syrup of ipecac. Hehe.

[Sylph]

:lol2:

love south park... so funny

[Lyonis]

“Scott Tenorman must die” and the Christmas special with the forest animals that raise the Anti-Christ are the greatest ever. I think they put Cartman up there with the evil geniuses of the world.

[Shari]

You know you have issues when you know which episode each of those snippets comes from. :(

We have every South Park ever saved on TiVo. Its very hard for me to pick a favorite. Red Rocket (dog) was fucking hilariously sick though.

And the one where Michael Jackson comes to live in South Park with his son, Blanket. SO, SO WRONG and funny.

[Lyonis]

Originally posted by Jesae

And the one where Michael Jackson comes to live in South Park with his son, Blanket. SO, SO WRONG and funny.

“Does that look like a black man to you?!”

About made me cry.

[Axhinde]

The creators of Southpark are genius, I think. Basketball sucked, but Team America fucking rocked.

[ElanthianSiren]

Southpark is awesome.

Cartman is why you don't piss fat people off... ever. "Nah nah nah nah, I made you eat your parents."

-M

[DeV]

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
Southpark is awesome.

Cartman is why you don't piss fat people off... ever. "Nah nah nah nah, I made you eat your parents."

-M That was truly twisted, sick and unexpected, at least for me. The overweight anti-hero pwns ruthlessly.