I just made 40% of 11.2 Million Dollars

[Terminator X]

I open my e-mail:

Compliment Friend,
I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$11.2M,which I seek your
partnership in accommodating for me.You will be rewarded with 40% of the
total sum for your partnership. Can you be my partner on this?
INTRODUCTION OF MY SELF:
I am Ms. Kimaeva Lioudmila, a personal secretary to Mikhail Khodorkovsky the
richest man in Russia and owner of the following companies: Chairman CEO:
YUKOS OIL (Russian Most Largest Oil Company) Chairman CEO: Menatep SBP Bank
(A reputable financial institution with its branches all over the world).
SOURCE OF FUNDS:

The documents of the above funds in question was handed over to me to
be used in payment of an American oil merchant for his last oil deal with my
boss Mikhail Khodorkovsky. Already the funds have been deposited some where
in the UK (undisclosed for now), where the final
crediting is expected to be carried out. While I was on the process, My
Boss got arrested for his involvement on politics in financing the
leading and opposing political parties (the Union of Right Forces, led by
Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party led by Gregor
Yavlinsky) which poses treat to President Vladimir Putin second tenure as
Russian president. You can catch more of the story on this
http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html

YOUR ROLE:
All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the above quoted
sum and I will arrange for the documentation which will enable transfer of
the sum to you. I have decided to use this sum to relocate to American
continent and never to be connected to any of Mikhail Khodorkovsky
conglomerates. The transaction has to be concluded in 2 weeks. As soon as I
get your willingness to comply through my most private email address Reply
to:[ kimayukos111@msn.com] ,I will give you more details.
Thank you very much
Regards,
Miss Kima Lioud

::cackles:: :lol: :wtf:

Oh... I also just won $3040493049 dollars from Nigeria or Kenya, or something, too...

[DeV]

They are dumb but then again so are the people who actually fall for this stuff.

[cajunlady]

i found out i am the heir of 28 million 500 thousand will, and i also won funds from Kenya, but .. I forfeited those winnings because I didn't respond by 8-5-2005, even though I got the notice today. Good thing I have that inheritance to fall back on! Aren't we the lucky pair.

[SpunGirl]

LOL, I love those emails. The best thing to do is string them along, reply like, "Yeah! I definitely want to help you out, just give me some more details..." and keep responding... they get all frustrated and upset. Haha.

-K

[Showal]

There's a long long log of someone doing this back and forth with the nigerian people. They sent a picture and what not. It's hilarious.

I had 12 relatives pass away in the period of 4 months due to plane crashes, peasant uprisings, etc. in Nigeria. I'm the legal heir to roughly 40% of well over 50 million dollars. I stopped getting these emails, however, when I asked if I could at least have some time to mourn my past relatives who all passed away in such a short period of time.:cry:

Believe it or not, people will my italian last name are very very common in Nigeria ... however, I'm the closest relative they have to the ones that died.