The Edine

now I have to ask this Do you love him or hate him... Edine that is....

[Warriorbird]

I don't care.

[Xcalibur]

who is edine

>find edine

There are no adventurers questing that match that stupid name specified.

[The Cat In The Hat]

i LOVE Edine! teehee

[Hips]

I have no idea who you are, but... sure, I love you. :rolleyes:

[Snapp]

All I know him from his annoying Voln thoughts.. but I wouldn't say I hate him.

[Jolena]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
I have no idea who you are, but... sure, I love you. :rolleyes:


Mmhmm..and you say I am the imp *snickers* hehe

I don't know Edine so I dont have an opinion yet. Maybe he should come search me out and let me make an opinion. *smirks*

[Hulkein]

I think he's a good roleplayer.

[HarmNone]

Dunno the bloke.

HarmNone admitting to a lack of knowledge of the Edine

[AnticorRifling]

Who the hell is Edine?

>Edaine just went north.

That him?

[GSLeloo]

Um.. wasn't there a whole other thread called The Edine and explained all about him and he posted on it?

[Wezas]

wow, 50/50 split on liking vs. hating The Edine

Inconceivable!

[AnticorRifling]

Most of those I love Edine are from people that said I don't know you so sure I love ya.

Again I'll say it again.... Who?

[Hips]

Originally posted by Wezas
Inconceivable!


:lol:

Does that make anyone else think of the Princess Bride? :?:

[CrystalTears]

This crap again?! :rolleyes:

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
This crap again?! :rolleyes:

We must be understanding, CT. For some people, this type of post is the equivalent of seeing their name in lights. :D

HarmNone figures the ego needs massaging

[GemstoneFan]

My only run in with him was in Solhaven -- the jackass wanted money before he would bless a youngster's weapon. Not to mention being conceited (for what reason it's not apparent to me) and rude as hell.

[Jolena]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko

Originally posted by Wezas
Inconceivable!


:lol:

Does that make anyone else think of the Princess Bride? :?:

Hehe, I looove that movie! "As youuu wiiiiishhhh" *snickers* I know I Know..I'm a big kid at heart :bounce:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko

Originally posted by Wezas
Inconceivable!


:lol:

Does that make anyone else think of the Princess Bride? :?:

Why else ya think I would post such a big word. I'm a giant, I don't know many.

http://my.execpc.com/~jjstoltz/stupid.jpg

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Wezas
wow, 50/50 split on liking vs. hating The Edine

Inconceivable!

You keep saying that, I do not think it means what you think it means..

-Adredrin

[Artha]

From what I heard, it sounds like you know how to roleplay. Good on you.

[Betheny]

Maimara hates the character.

The player of Edine has proven himself a decent guy more than once to me, though.

[Gan]

His thoughts are annoying...
His BS is annoying...
His ability to instigate a confrontation or argument is admirable, he's got a natural talent there...

And his addiction to killing untitled players in the crypt is embarassing... roleplaying a dick is fine, just dont shovel it my way, its just a shame that his bullying the youngsters has become part of that RP.
Especially when he attacks then hides in a major sanct to avoid retribution...

Speaking of retribution...
Edine says, "Your life has been restored by the hand of The Edine, you have my permission to boast about it to your friends and family."

This is from the perspective of Zvardin whilest in the crypt with Edine as his major sanct dropped before he could hide...

You gesture at Edine.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Edine!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Edine to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.

* Edine has been vaporized!


* Edine drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Edine.
The air calms down around Edine.
The light blue glow leaves Edine.
The opalescent aura fades from around Edine.
The powerful look leaves Edine.
The dim aura fades from around Edine.
A golden aura fades from Edine.
Edine appears less secure.
A white glow rushes away from Edine.
Edine seems hesitant.
The brilliant aura fades away from Edine.
The white light leaves Edine.
The very powerful look leaves Edine.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Edine.
The bright luminescence fades from around Edine.
Edine seems slightly different.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Edine.
Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
Holyblesser says, "waiting for her to come back"
>You say, "Nice try"
Your senses are no longer as sharp.
>
You hear the voice of Neeco tenderly say, "ouch...."
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>You smile.
>
Moardak appears somehow different.
>

You remove a razor-sharp dark mithglin stiletto from in your deep blue silk pack.
You sling a gold-trimmed dark blue kite shield off from over your shoulder.
>You are now in a defensive stance.
>
Peachie meditates over Edine.
Peachie takes Edine's head damage.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
Icronmio came through a shadowy arch.
Peachie returns to normal speed.
>
Peachie meditates over Edine.
Peachie takes Edine's neck damage.
>
You hear the ghostly voice of Edine say, "Shonison ya mind"
>
Icronmio wipes the sweat from his brow.
>
Peachie meditates over Edine.
Peachie takes Edine's right arm damage.
>
Smiegel just arrived.
>
Shonison says, "you knew that would happen too"
>
Peachie meditates over Edine.
Peachie takes Edine's left arm damage.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
Peachie meditates over Edine.
Peachie screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled right leg!
Peachie takes Edine's right leg damage.
>You say, "Nice try on hiding"
>
Shonison meditates over Edine.
Shonison screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
Shonison takes Edine's left leg damage.
>
Peachie meditates over Edine.
Peachie takes Edine's right hand damage.
>You say, "too bad I knew ya'd do that"
>
Peachie meditates over Edine.
Peachie takes Edine's left hand damage.
>
Icronmio put a sturdy steel handaxe in his sheath.
>
Peachie meditates over Edine.
Peachie takes Edine's chest damage.
>
Shonison meditates over Edine.
Nothing happens.
>
Shonison meditates over Edine.
Shonison takes Edine's abdomen damage.
>
Icronmio slides a gold ring off his finger.
Peachie meditates over Edine.
Peachie takes Edine's back damage.
>
Icronmio slides an intricate gold and brass ring on his finger.
Suddenly Icronmio vanishes!
>
Smiegel whispers, "you kill em?"
>
Moardak seems to be in a different place than you remember.
>
You hear the ghostly voice of Edine say, "it is of little matter to me zvardin"
>
Peachie meditates over Edine.
Peachie takes Edine's right eye damage.
>You nod to Smiegel.
>
Shonison meditates over Edine.
Shonison takes Edine's nervous system damage.
Peachie meditates over Edine.
Peachie takes Edine's left eye damage.
>
Smiegel chuckles.
Peachie meditates over Edine.
Nothing happens.
>
Peachie sits up.
>
Alarke just arrived.
>
Lord Omens just arrived.
>
Lord Omens went through a shadowy arch.
Moardak recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Moardak gestures at Peachie.
Peachie begins moving faster than you thought possible.
>You say, "Your life has been taken by the hand of Zvardin, you have my permission to boast about it to your friends and family."
>
Lord Omens came through a shadowy arch.
>
Peachie murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Peachie gestures.
Peachie's chest looks better.
>You smirk.
>
Peachie murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Peachie gestures.
Peachie's chest looks better.
>
Shonison reaches down and tenderly cradles Edine's lifeless hand in his.
Alarke laughs at you!
>
Lord Omens went through a shadowy arch.
>
You hear the ghostly voice of Edine say, "Ahh the truest form of mockery"
>
Holyblesser laughs!

[StrayRogue]

I pity those who cannot distinguish between the character and the hype.

[Wezas]

Once again, Edine RPs an arrogant prick. If young people question his authority, he will occasionally cast at them or in some extreme circumstances kill. Does this persona of his cost him alot of deeds? Probably. Does everyone enjoy his RPing? Probably Not. Is he amusing to some folks? Definately.

I may be bias, knowing him for years, but we've been in our share of fights. He's not one to easily back down, so you won't only see him fighting/killing young people.

[StrayRogue]

Thats all fine and dandy. Please expect trouble if he brings his persona to the boards however.

[Wezas]

He expects trouble when he brings his persona around. I'm sure that's the main reason he has created "The Edine", for controversy and to irritate.

[Snapp]

The Edine killed me last night in the Cul de Sac vs Crypt duel. Now he's a jerk! :(

[Camri]

Originally posted by Snapp
The Edine killed me last night in the Cul de Sac vs Crypt duel. Now he's a jerk! :(

He's a jerk because he used bad RP, or killed you for the wrong reason, or just because he killed you? :lol:

[Snapp]

Originally posted by Camri

Originally posted by Snapp
The Edine killed me last night in the Cul de Sac vs Crypt duel. Now he's a jerk! :(

He's a jerk because he used bad RP, or killed you for the wrong reason, or just because he killed you? :lol:

Just cuz he kilt me! :no:

[Camri]

Originally posted by Snapp

Originally posted by Camri

Originally posted by Snapp
The Edine killed me last night in the Cul de Sac vs Crypt duel. Now he's a jerk! :(

He's a jerk because he used bad RP, or killed you for the wrong reason, or just because he killed you? :lol:

Just cuz he kilt me! :no:

That's what you get for entering a duel with all those old people.

You should have did like I did. Cling to Missoni and declare yourself a bystander.:D

[Wezas]

The duel was much fun last night. I'm glad the Crypt Dwellers won the second round - even with our lacking support.

I am happy to but might I add you all abandoned me to death there in the first round. I mean I was the last man standing, killed more of the cul-de-sackers than any other one single person yet I was the youngest on our team, why would I fight with a group of people like that again when it is obvious that you are poorly skilled in the art of war, no doubt you had other support than our original team.

[Betheny]

I would have won.

nuh Uh! there were much people that much more skilled than you.

[Betheny]

You're assuming I haven't trained since you last encountered me.

>>INSERT BIG EVIL GRIN HERE<<

[HarmNone]

As far as I am concerned, the only character I ever saw who truly deserved to be called "The" anything was The Bleeds. ;)

HarmNone would call The Bleeds anything he wished to be called

[CrystalTears]

I added an answer to the poll cause it needed to be there. :D

[Hips]

The only reason you guys won the second round is because it was one old guy and two young people on the cul team, versus REALLY REALLY old people on the crypt team. :P

[Snapp]

Crypt only won the second round because Bhambi cheated and killed me... but we won't get into that... :P

[Camri]

Originally posted by The Edine
I am happy to but might I add you all abandoned me to death there in the first round. I mean I was the last man standing, killed more of the cul-de-sackers than any other one single person yet I was the youngest on our team, why would I fight with a group of people like that again when it is obvious that you are poorly skilled in the art of war, no doubt you had other support than our original team.

Umm... I was on the cul de sac team.
I declared myself a bystander and sat down. I wasn't sitting alone.

You're bitching at YOUR team? :lol:

what i said was they all died... leaving me the only one alive.. and I had to fight all of the culdies alone I will point out that none could have done better ::grins and ducks again:: ok that was edine gettin out

THEY LOVE ME...I THINK...

Taverynn says, "ok, I am going to hunt now...I hope your day goes better from here on out Edine...if not, I feel sorry for you, but at least I know mine is going to be good"
You say, "I can change that"
You smile at Taverynn.
>You idly pick at a heavy mithril executioner's sword.

A town tax collecter wanders past and taxes Edine a using spells in the town limits without a permit tax. Thinking about it, he also taxes him a showing off his sword tax. "I think your overcompensating with the size of that sword Edine."
Yonet chuckles.
Jhayde laughs!
Ballital offers Sakalav a scratched modwir box.
Wichurana cackles!
Wichurana dances around the room to music only she can hear.
Mykail softly says, "Your honor was impugned? Wow. I'd hate to correctly imagine what that means."
Wichurana grins at you.
Mykail stares off into space.
You grunt.
Serescion laughs!
Sakalav rocks back on his heels.
You fold your arms over your chest with an air of superiority.
Emeraldhealz falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
Jhayde glances at you.
Jhayde smirks.
You say, "My sword is big because I am a big man"
Name: Edine Mossten Race: Giant Profession: Cleric (not shown)
Gender: Male Silver: 0

Jhayde snickers to herself.
Mackros cackles!
Worrywart giggles.
Serescion laughs at you!

Wichurana says, "The Townsfolk are feisty this afternoon"
Emeraldhealz tenderly says, "he's in league with the serfs"
Serescion slyly says, "You're AWFUL."
Serescion nods to you.
Mackros says, "this just got interesting"
Having no coins on his person, the tax collecter charges Edine with tax evasion.
Serescion laughs!
Serescion falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
You have no silver coins with you.
You scoff.
>

Emeraldhealz tenderly says, "my my"
You say, "I am The Edine as proclaimed by The Earl Eddric"
Mykail softly says, "You are indeed something."
Emeraldhealz tenderly asks, "does this mean you aren't taxable?"
You say, "I expect you to speak to him about this before you even think of insulting me again."
Mykail nods to you.
Serescion slyly exclaims, "Tax evader!"
Serescion snickers.

Wichurana says, "I keep telling you, 'THE' is an odd first name"
Backed by a large group of Mercantyler guards, the Guild Captain comes riding up!
He snaps, "You thought you'd get away from me Edine?! I have a warrant for yer arrest. And if you even think of running, the guards here are ready for a bit of fun!"
As if on cue, the Mercantyler guards descend on you and before you know it, have you trussed up like a package and lifted onto a horse.
The Guild Captain and the guards ride you back to the Guardhouse.
Arriving at the Guardhouse, he leads you through the lobby and down to the dungeon, where a guard strips you of your possessions, whereupon he opens the door and shoves you down the stairs into darkness. After tumbling down the stairs in the dark, you land with a thump on a filthy floor. "Enjoy the vacation! Too soon for me, the judge will be calling for you!" he mutters grimly.

Sneering at you, he slams the door shut, completing your imprisonment.
Somehow you know that if you do not see the Judge within one hour *REAL TIME*, your belongings, which the Mercantyler Guild now holds, will be sold at auction.
[Solhaven, Dungeon]
The narrow corridor is dim and mildewed, occasionally lit with torches set between intervals of heavy iron cell doors. Each cell has been constructed to hold even the most ardent criminals of Solhaven. Some narrow cobbled-stone stairs wind their way up to the main guardhouse.
Obvious exits: none
All your confiscated items will be made available in the Guild Captain's Office once you have paid your fine. You have ONE hour *real-time* to pay the fine *and* go pick up your items, or any and all items items will be sold to charity. The timer starts NOW.
You belt out, "the earl will hear of this!"
You exclaim, "I will have your head!"
You stand back up.
BONK! You smash your nose.
You stub your toe trying to kick the stairs!
Glaring at you, a Mercantyler Guild Guard opens the door and stalks in. "Edine, some fool of a judge pardoned you! Get your things and get out of here!" Quickly, you scramble to follow the guard through the door before he slams it shut and locks it tight. You barely make it!
You exclaim, "Thats what I thought!"
A captain calls out, "Next time, we have you keelhauled!"
You scoff.
You fold your arms over your chest with an air of superiority.
You say, "The judge is a smarter man than you."
(back in the north market)
You say, "The Judge was smart enough to pardon me."
Ballital says, "My back is hurting a bit, and would like some relief."
You examine your fingernails.
You say, "Seems he feared for his life"
Serescion starts chuckling at you!
Jhayde glances at you.
Jhayde starts chortling.
You exclaim, "Tax evasion!"
You scoff.
Serescion laughs!
Jhayde gestures at Emeraldhealz.
You fold your arms over your chest with an air of superiority.
gives Jhayde a friendly hug.

The crush of the crowd is almost overwhelming here in the center of the market. Peddlers wheeling small carts push their way through, shouting loudly. Nearby, a group of dwarves argue heatedly with a local merchant. You also see a wooden sign painted with the mighty Edine wanted for tax evasion and jailbreak, a rotting maoral trunk, a plain silver chest, an engraved silver trunk, a plain fel trunk, a copper lockpick, the Muffinsmith's stall, the Small Blades stand, the Belts booth, a wooden bench with some stuff on it, an old barrel with some stuff on it and a squalid canvas pavilion.
Workers post an updated Edine sign.
A serf points at a wooden sign painted with the mighty Edine with fake beard, mustache and horns wanted for tax evasion and jailbreak
Jhayde laughs!
Mykail laughs!
Jhayde falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
Sakalav laughs!
(tax collector came in and said I was put in a cell with bubua (lost that part of the log)
Serescion slyly asks, "Bubba, eh?"
Sakalav says, "hahahah"
Ballital asks, "Who's Bubba?"
Serescion slyly says, "Way to go, The."
Wichurana says, "Ohh, this just gets better and better, Mister Edine"
>"You see Bubba thought I was beautiful too
You say, "You see Bubba thought I was beautiful too"
Emeraldhealz nods to Worrywart.
Mykail softly asks, "So what did you have to do for Bubba to help you escape?"
Atania says, "Goddess knows, if my mum named me Bubba - I'd hide out in a cell too."
You say, "didnt like the eye he gave me so i knocked him out first"
Wichurana says, "I dont want to know about Bubba"
(lost the part of the log where I talk about not blaming bubba even though he was a halfling because The Edine is beautiful)
(Serescion scrubs at his nose, still chuckling.)
A town tax collecter wanders past and tears down the sign, and then taxes Edine a town beautification tax.

Several guards charge in. "There is he is! Grab him! They grab you by the scruff of the neck and hurl you to the ground. As a pair of guards hold you down, a third unlimbers a mighty leaf-bladed axe and with a single blow, your head flies off to the left!
Your sense of faith and conviction wanes.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
The powerful look leaves you.
The opalescent aura fades from around you.
The light blue glow leaves you.
A white glow rushes away from you.
The brilliant aura fades away from you.
The white light leaves you.
The very powerful look leaves you.
A golden aura fades from you.
You come back into focus.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The air calms down around you.
The dim aura fades from around you.
You feel less secure.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
You suddenly feel less protected.

[Edited on 10-16-2003 by The Edine]

[Grandsome]

Frickin' hilarious.

Mason