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Celephais
08-19-2005, 02:10 PM
So I'm sitting here reading some PC posts, when I hear my boss coming. Next thing I know, he says something like he'd like to see more people stepping up to the plate and getting more work done, and *bam* gives me a raise.

So umm... he basically gave me a raise because I've been slacking off lately.

1.) Spend my time at work reading about GS
2.) ???
3.) Profit!

Anyway just felt like attention whoring a little. :D
Revon
08-19-2005, 02:13 PM
:lol: congrats
Celephais
08-19-2005, 02:25 PM
Thank you. The more I think about it the more I see the Office Space resemblence... "You're going to fire Samir and Michael and you're giving me more money?"
Apotheosis
08-19-2005, 02:34 PM
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha... Welcome to the corporate world d00d
Asha
08-19-2005, 02:42 PM
That's so funny.

Hokay, enough attention for you.
Back to me please ladies and gentlemen.
fiendwish
08-19-2005, 02:52 PM
Where do I apply?
Terminator X
08-19-2005, 06:30 PM
Hmmm, that is pretty fantastic :ohshit:

Next time he asks you to run an assignment, you should probably respond with a polite, "STFU Ass-hole! I've been playing GEMSTONE all day, dick! My triple X just kicked in and I'll make Great Lord if I can spend the next four hours hunting on this spell-up! Hurry up with my well-deserved cup of coffee, and don't forget I'll be needing overtime for this, bitch."