When obssessive compulsives attack.

[4a6c1]

>l
[Gardenia Commons]
The soft, soothing sound of the carved marble fountain that dominates Gardenia Commons breaks the silence of day. Bright sunlight dapples the area in a warm glow and reflects off the water pouring into the fountain, causing rainbows of ethereal light to dance across the mist that clings to the cobblestone street. A light, thin layer of dew glistens on the wrought iron benches that encircle the fountain. You also see a rickety raffle table with some stuff on it and a wrought-iron braced haon barrel.
Also here: Jolena
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west

You quietly whisper to Jolena, "OHH U TUCH MY TRALALA."
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Jolena stares off into space.

You quietly whisper to Jolena, "MMM U TUCH MY DING DING DONG."
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You quietly whisper to Jolena, "Teehee. NOEZ."
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"

Jolena screams!
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You twitch your wings ever so slightly.
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"
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Jolena stamps her feet at you!
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Jolena whispers, "DO EEET!"

You quietly whisper to Jolena, "Hahaha."
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Jolena whimpers.
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Jolena whines.
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Jolena begs and pleads with you!

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Jolena begins to twitch.
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Jolena begs and pleads with you!
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Jolena tears at her hair with a frantic expression.

You gawk at Jolena.

You meditate over Jolena.
Nothing happens. Jolena appears to not be suffering from a lack of blood.
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Jolena bursts into a fit of crying, her eyes darting wildly and tears flying everywhere!

You meditate over Jolena.
Nothing happens. Jolena appears to not be suffering from a lack of blood.

You meditate over Jolena.
Nothing happens. Jolena appears to not be suffering from a lack of blood.

You meditate over Jolena.
Nothing happens. Jolena appears to not be suffering from a lack of blood.

You meditate over Jolena.
Nothing happens. Jolena appears to not be suffering from a lack of blood.

You quietly whisper to Jolena, "I CANT FIX IT."
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"

You quietly whisper to Jolena, "YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CRAZY."
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Jolena whines.
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Jolena cries in pain, her face contorted in torment as she weeps.
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Jolena whispers, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"
>snicker
You snicker.
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Jolena stamps her feet at you!

[Jolena]

You forgot to mention that I threated to pull the bug's wings off!



You stamp your feet at Angelynna!

You see Angelynna the Healer.
She appears to be an Aelotoi of the Mrae'ni Clan.
She appears to be young and sprightly and taller than average. She has gold-flecked chestnut eyes and ivory skin. She has very long, flowing honey blonde hair. She has a delicate face and high cheekbones. She has a pair of pale golden wings.
She has an old battle scar across her back, and several facial scars.
She is wearing a gold-threaded white velvet satchel, a bracelet of white crystal feathers, a pair of crystal-heeled slippers, a high-waisted pale silk gown with a front-split overskirt of sheer wispy gossamer, some gold-wired tiny feather earrings, and a silver-tipped feather stickpin.

You quietly whisper to Angelynna, "DO EET OR THE BUG LOSES HER WINGS!"

Angelynna whispers, "RUN AWAY!!"

How can they be so mean to you?!


Angelynna just left.


















































P.S. She's a slob. Ugh. No sense of order whatsoever.

[Edited on 8-16-2005 by Jolena]

[Asha]

:lol2:
That was totally mental.

[4a6c1]

Mommy the Jolena scares me make it go away.

:( :( :(

[Leetahkin]

Why can I see you going crazy in real life too? Screaming at the monitor.

So funny.

I think if I was that obsessive, I would be.

[SpunGirl]

Dude, I feel you, Jolena. The sort verb has made it possible for even the laziest, least-fashionable adventurer to have a somewhat cohesive look. JUST USE THE VERB!

-K

[Jolena]

:cry: It's not my fault! I can't help it! I really can't! :twitch:

[DCSL]

No one blames you, dear. Some people are just willful in their unorganized, heathen practices. Can't save 'em all!

[Terminator X]

ah ha hahah hhah haahah h ha
K?

[Jolena]

Originally posted by Terminator X
ah ha hahah hhah haahah h ha
K?

:quietly rearranges letters to be in order and smiles with relief:


Originally posted by Terminator X
Ah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah
K?

[Back]

Philistines.

[Terminator X]

ommg!

lloll :smilegrin: :whistle:

[Terminator X]

Look at those evil uneven lines...

Uneven lines, Jolena, uneven lines... ... redrum, redum, redrum... :saint:

[The Cat In The Hat]

ROFLMAO

ok, that made me laugh, and I really needed that laugh.

[Jolena]

:rant:

[Viridian]

:lol2: And I thought I was compulsive about item order. It's nice to know there is someone worse.

I'm totally in love with the sort verb.

[Jolena]

It's become my new unofficial motto for PC I think. I'm obsessive I admit it. :irule:

[AnticorRifling]

Jihna was singing the song from the naked WoW video I posted on houndsofrexxar.com lol.

[Artha]

Right now, someone's hands are dirty.

Better go wash them.

[Latrinsorm]

I'm currently wearing socks on my head IG AND IRL. :devil:

[Jolena]

:cry:

[Leetahkin]

Thanks to when this thread started, I've become a bit compulsive. Ent'll meet someone in game, and if they chat for a few minutes, she'll squeeze it in for them to sort.

I can't believe how many people don't!!

She even got her guy to sort :swoon:

[Aaysia]

Jolena made me feel self concious and I promptly put Aaysia's crap in order.

She even instructed me on specifically where to put what too :whistle:

[Jolena]

Hey now, you know you like it when your character is in order! You know you do! Yes YES! Muwahahahaha YOU KNOW YOU DO!



Ahem. Honestly though, how hard is to type auto sort head? :cry:

[Brattt8525]

I never really gave it much thought, but since this thread I have made sure to sort auto head shortly after logging in. You have made me complusive :(

[Jolena]

See? :blndwhip: It's working! I'm converting all of you! There is no turning back now! :bleh:

[Amaron]

Originally posted by Jolena
See? :blndwhip: It's working! I'm converting all of you! There is no turning back now! :bleh:


Jolena with a whip?

PURRRR

J

[Jolena]

Hehe, you've NO idea. :yes:

[Amaron]

:kisses:

[Leetahkin]

Sort auto head isn't perfect though. I have to tweak some things afterwards, like it puts my back-sheath UNDER my cloak.

All in all, it helps immensely though.

[Asha]

Agreed.
I don't use it.
Also I can't wear my gift from Oleani becouse it would be too much gear on my character. I refuse to wear neck worn items.

Fuck the GSS anyway. :fu:

[DCSL]

Your avatar makes me think Shimmerain has breasts. o-o;

[Asha]

Heh, it's his folded arms beneath his cloak

[DCSL]

A likely story! Just admit he's a hermy.

[Asha]

Bastard!! It took me hours to draw that and now I'm scared to leave it up incase people think I play a shemale!!

:sniffle:

[HouseofElves]

You should have Shimmer whip out that wang so they know what they are dealing with.

[Asha]

:rofl:
It takes dinner at least.
Meet at FW commons in 10.

[HouseofElves]

K. Are peanuts good enough for dinner? After I buy this forehead gem I'm going to be freakin poor.

[DCSL]

Beware the poison sperm!

[Czeska]

Sort auto head keeps putting my thigh band on top of my bodice. It makes me twitch, and not in a good way.

[Latrinsorm]

I prefer sort auto reverse once I have my outfit in order and don't feel like logging in/out.

[Terminator X]

Does it place certain pin-worns in more specific order than others (i.e. gloves vs. a vest, pins, bandana, etc?)

[Viridian]

I've found that sort auto headtotoe doesn't work as well as I would like, so after I'm done sorting my attire and tats. Then whenever I log back into to game I simply type sort auto reverse, then everything stays in place.

[Shari]

>look alfue
You see Alfue Liltoe.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He appears to be very young and average height. He has piercing stormy grey eyes and tanned skin. He has chin length, unkempt golden brown hair with lighter streaks. He has a weathered face, a straight nose and slightly pointed ears. He has a thin scar running along his neck.
He has a charging roa'ter tattoo on his neck.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his right leg.
He is wearing a pair of silvery suede boots, some silver-buttoned supple black leather pants, a heavily dented steel case trimmed with ale-stained leather, a black leather belt, a solid silver band of melted coins inset with a brilliant eahnor moonstone, a black leather forearm sheath, a shadowy black vultite breastplate enamelled with a gem-filled hand, a singed light grey backpack, a blood-stained vultite wall shield inset with several razor-sharp mithril spikes, a threadbare grey linen shirt, a half-buttoned carmine silk longcloak, a polished silver-veined black crystal amulet, and a sleek shadowy crystal pendant.
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Alfue says, "And however else you want."
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Rhandal gathers the remaining coins from inside his thanot chest.
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Alfue smirks at you!
>chuckle
You chuckle.
>whisper alfue SORT AUTO HEAD!
You quietly whisper to Alfue, "SORT AUTO HEAD!"
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Lord Rhandal just went north.
>stomp alfue
You stamp your feet at Alfue!
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Alfue whispers, "NO."
>whisper alfue DO IT
You quietly whisper to Alfue, "DO IT."
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Alfue whispers, "Never!"
>ignore alfue
You turn away from Alfue, ignoring him.
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Alfue whispers, "BAH."
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The horned frog stares at you blankly.
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Alfue frowns at you.
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Bhambi traces a simple symbol as she reverently calls upon the power of her patron...
Bhambi gestures.
Bhambi acquires a look of determination and appears more clearly focused.
>look alfue
The voice of Sixbits says, "Shouldn't turn your back to Alfue."
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You see Alfue Liltoe.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He appears to be very young and average height. He has piercing stormy grey eyes and tanned skin. He has chin length, unkempt golden brown hair with lighter streaks. He has a weathered face, a straight nose and slightly pointed ears. He has a thin scar running along his neck.
He has a charging roa'ter tattoo on his neck.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his right leg.
He is wearing a sleek shadowy crystal pendant, a polished silver-veined black crystal amulet, a half-buttoned carmine silk longcloak, a threadbare grey linen shirt, a blood-stained vultite wall shield inset with several razor-sharp mithril spikes, a singed light grey backpack, a shadowy black vultite breastplate enamelled with a gem-filled hand, a black leather forearm sheath, a solid silver band of melted coins inset with a brilliant eahnor moonstone, a black leather belt, a heavily dented steel case trimmed with ale-stained leather, some silver-buttoned supple black leather pants, and a pair of silvery suede boots.
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Qartermane just closed a green leather cloak.
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Bhambi gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Bhambi gestures.
Bhambi appears to be less clearly focused.
Nothing seems to happen.
>whisper alfue god I have you trained so well
Alfue says, "The six breasted man is correct."
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You quietly whisper to Alfue, "God I have you trained so well."
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Pantalaimon becomes solid again.
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Alfue jumps forward, looking hastily in all directions while rubbing the back of his head. How odd.
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Alfue jumps forward, looking hastily in all directions while rubbing the back of his head. How odd.
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Bhambi laughs at Alfue!
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Alfue whispers, "I know, it's terrible."

[Leetahkin]

Heh, Ent ran into Alfue last night and commented how his outfit was sorted.

Gotta love a good lookin guy with his outfit in order!

[Jolena]

Hehe! I have converted yet another to my so called obsessive disorder! Now another whispers violently to folks about SORT AUTO HEAD! And hell yeah, sort auto reverse works well too. Either way, more and more folks are coming to the fold of the dressed in order club w00t!

[Andreal]

I shall start the dressed halfway in order/disorder club then. Have to have opposition somewhere I suppose.

[Gigantuous]

Eh...I don't use the sort verb, because I wrote a script specifically for removing/rewearing my stuff so it'll be in order.

I hate logging in upside down, too.

[Apotheosis]

From now on, everytime you see Jolena, whisper "Tech my tra la la"

[iomelindi]

So am I to assume the new GS compliment is "you are so very nicely sorted today"...

??? :help:

[Jayvn]

Sort auto headtotoe is my favorite new verb..it's saved me a few hours so far just from the getting naked to enchant thing.

[Jolena]

Originally posted by Gigantuous
Eh...I don't use the sort verb, because I wrote a script specifically for removing/rewearing my stuff so it'll be in order.

I hate logging in upside down, too.

For logging in upside down just type sort auto reverse and it will fix you right up.

As for scripts, I have bout 10 of those that were designed to go for each different outfit that I wanted to wear. However they haven't been used in a while due to the new SORT verb.

BTW, I coached Glatt today on that one and he just laughed at me :(