Axhinde
09-23-2005, 03:21 PM
There was no chips near the river because I threw pants filled with chips covered in cheese. The moral of the story sounds alarmingly Jihnesquian, except the damn Ethiopian jumped over Jennifer "the ball buster" Lopez's pinata. Fini. Teasing can disrupt Bob's concentration when dancing to sweet Justin Timberlake at the mall.
Justin died instantly from perforation inside his clitoris while Bob jackhammered a stray cat's carcass.
"There
Unfortunately, France blew up balloons shaped like Chica's (original gangsta' style) pants. Superfluous blowing of gay brightly colored emus yielded penis shriveling death-rays, which eviscerated a rotten Frenchie's beret. But monks wearing leotards and stilettos licked pieces, coated thoroughly with vaseline, seductively. Seriously, it sucked. Vaseline tastes shitty. Then grandma stole the big Kahuna's right nut.
"Hmmm, salty," she whispered to Ron Jeremy before licking cashews. "I can't endure more anal. Can we get those hemorrhoids out? Please?" Ron Jeremy moaned because grandma thrusted her Pace Picante 3000 miles up in his nose. Rhinoplasty resolved world hunger. Since then turnips farmed were sauteed delicately in Olive Oyl's botched labiaplasty juices while llamas wearing mullets at a trailer fire toasted champagne wishes and Milwaukee's Best Ice to Hermaphrodites.
"This is my mushroom-shaped penis!" whispered the hobbit to Albert Einstein. Einstein gasped homosexually because Frodo bent over goats displaying hideous teeth. Speaking Cantonese, Janet Reno took vibrating feces lovingly, lustfully, hungrily, happily and sadly licked carpet. Forgetting Tromp, Trump and Co. bought snots coated with chocolate syrup. At which point Alaksans rejoiced
Justin died instantly from perforation inside his clitoris while Bob jackhammered a stray cat's carcass.
"There
Unfortunately, France blew up balloons shaped like Chica's (original gangsta' style) pants. Superfluous blowing of gay brightly colored emus yielded penis shriveling death-rays, which eviscerated a rotten Frenchie's beret. But monks wearing leotards and stilettos licked pieces, coated thoroughly with vaseline, seductively. Seriously, it sucked. Vaseline tastes shitty. Then grandma stole the big Kahuna's right nut.
"Hmmm, salty," she whispered to Ron Jeremy before licking cashews. "I can't endure more anal. Can we get those hemorrhoids out? Please?" Ron Jeremy moaned because grandma thrusted her Pace Picante 3000 miles up in his nose. Rhinoplasty resolved world hunger. Since then turnips farmed were sauteed delicately in Olive Oyl's botched labiaplasty juices while llamas wearing mullets at a trailer fire toasted champagne wishes and Milwaukee's Best Ice to Hermaphrodites.
"This is my mushroom-shaped penis!" whispered the hobbit to Albert Einstein. Einstein gasped homosexually because Frodo bent over goats displaying hideous teeth. Speaking Cantonese, Janet Reno took vibrating feces lovingly, lustfully, hungrily, happily and sadly licked carpet. Forgetting Tromp, Trump and Co. bought snots coated with chocolate syrup. At which point Alaksans rejoiced