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ieva
08-14-2005, 06:07 AM
So, Niqk and I get plastered at Helga's. We are walking around.. next thing I know... Jeazabelle and some ass hole is trying to kill me for no reason... EVEN DRUNK WITH STANCE OFFENSIVE THEY ARE RAGING PUSSIES WITH A YEAST INFECTION.

If i was sober.. i'd own this bitch

***LOG***

A blood red arrow flies out of the shadows toward you!
AS: +301 vs DS: +168 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +30 = +199
... and hits for 9 points of damage!
Minor strike under the right eye, that was close!

** As you are hit, the arrow flares with bits of broken rubble!
... 15 points of damage!
Nasty blow to your left leg!
You are stunned for 1 round!
The scintillating brown light surrounding the arrow fades some.
The blood red arrow ricochets away from you, landing nearby.
A blood red arrow flies out of the shadows toward you!
AS: +301 vs DS: +134 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +60 = +263
... and hits for 17 points of damage!
Well aimed shot almost removes an eye!

** As you are hit, the arrow flares with bits of broken rubble!
... 5 points of damage!
Blow grazes your right arm lightly.
The scintillating brown light surrounding the arrow fades some.
The blood red arrow is deflected to one side, sailing to the ground.
S>'We are drunks.
You are still stunned.
S>
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

Terrachon comes out of hiding.
Terrachon adds a dull black light crossbow bolt fletched with snowy-white cockatrice feathers to his bundle of bolts.
>
>'How dare you..
You drunkenly say, "You."


Jeazabelle is revealed from hiding.
Jeazabelle fires a blood red arrow at you!
AS: +301 vs DS: +166 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +62 = +233
... and hits for 14 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the back.

** As you are hit, Jeazabelle's arrow flares with bits of broken rubble!
... 5 points of damage!
Stubs one of the fingers on your right hand.
The scintillating brown light surrounding the arrow fades some.
Glancing shot. The blood red arrow flips over, landing behind you.
Jeazabelle nocks a blood red arrow in her composite bow.
Jeazabelle fires a blood red arrow at you!
AS: +301 vs DS: +166 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +9 = +180
... and hits for 9 points of damage!
Minor strike to the neck.
The scintillating brown light surrounding the arrow fades some.
Bad angle. The blood red arrow fails to stick in you.

[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its serpentine lanes abuzz with traders bartering, bickering, and hawking their wares. The freewheeling vendors in the bazaar provide a lively alternative to the somewhat stodgier merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square. You also see a blood red arrow, a blood red arrow, a forest wolf, a blood red arrow and a blood red arrow.
Also here: Mourdeyan, Jeazabelle, Niqk
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>stand
You are already standing.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
Niqk scowls.

>
A dull black light crossbow bolt flies out of the shadows toward you!
AS: +326 vs DS: +135 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +63 = +286
... and hits for 19 points of damage!
Glancing strike to the head!
The scintillating silver light surrounding the bolt fades some.
Bad angle. The light crossbow bolt fails to stick in you.
>
You try to drunkenly go east, but instead find yourself lying on the ground.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Niqk pulls you to your feet.
R>swear
You try but you're just too drunk to do that.
R>
The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
Jeazabelle is forced from hiding!
Jeazabelle loses her balance and falls over.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.
>
Malve just arrived.
>
Malve just entered the First Elanith bank.
>
Begbie just arrived.
>l
Niqk pulls you closer.
>
You drunkenly sing:

"My name is Singing Sam is my name.
I like to sing songs because its time to sing.
To sing sooooooongs. Oooooh. Time to sing.
>
A dull black light crossbow bolt flies out of the shadows toward you!
AS: +356 vs DS: +209 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +45 = +224
... and hits for 16 points of damage!
Nice shot to the head gouges your cheek!
You are stunned for 2 rounds!
The scintillating silver light surrounding the bolt fades away.
Lacking the force and angle to lodge in you, the light crossbow bolt simply falls.
Time for sings to song Sams!

>
Terrachon is revealed from hiding.
Terrachon fires a dull black light crossbow bolt at you!
AS: +381 vs DS: +246 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +81 = +248
... and hits for 16 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the abdomen.
The scintillating silver light surrounding the bolt fades some.
Lacking the force and angle to lodge in you, the light crossbow bolt simply falls.

ieva
08-14-2005, 06:07 AM
And who the fuck is Terrachon?

Miss X
08-14-2005, 06:09 AM
Dunno, but the old Niqk was way cooler. I also sense there is more to this story. :shrug:

ieva
08-14-2005, 06:12 AM
I like Niqk - he's a good guy. And, its not like they are doing shit to him. There isn't anything more to this story. The bitch called me a stupid fucking cunt one day. I told her to wash her mouth and sit down.
And now she tried to attack me.

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 06:20 AM
Moral: If you are going to drink, do it in a safe place around those you trust. :clap:

ieva
08-14-2005, 06:42 AM
the moral is: STFU.

Drew
08-14-2005, 06:43 AM
The new Niqk is cool.


Terrachon has always been level-headed so I second the more to this story.

ieva
08-14-2005, 06:44 AM
You thrust with a viper-twined dark emerald lance at Jeazabelle!
AS: +268 vs DS: +184 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +35 = +152
... and hit for 25 points of damage!
Nice shot to the head gouges Jeazabelle's cheek!
She is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Alfue comes out of hiding.
Alfue lets out a cheer!
R>
Great Lord Kkorrik just arrived.
R>
Great Lord Kkorrik just went north.
R>
Zyther just arrived.
>att jea
You thrust with a viper-twined dark emerald lance at Jeazabelle!
AS: +268 vs DS: +152 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +37 = +186
... and hit for 47 points of damage!
Skull cracks in several places.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Zyther just went north.
R>
Alfue paces back and forth.
R>
Niqk turns to you and cheers!
R>
Great Lord Kkorrik just arrived.
R>
Great Lord Kkorrik just went south.
R>symbol of courage
You feel more courageous.
>att jea
You thrust with a viper-twined dark emerald lance at Jeazabelle!
AS: +294 vs DS: +147 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +28 = +208
... and hit for 51 points of damage!
Loud *crack* as Jeazabelle's sternum breaks!
She is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Great Lord Kkorrik just arrived.
R>
Great Lord Kkorrik just went northeast.
R>
Alfue cackles!
R>att jea
You thrust with a viper-twined dark emerald lance at Jeazabelle!
AS: +294 vs DS: +125 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +91 = +293
... and hit for 94 points of damage!
Deft strike to abdomen penetrates several useful organs!

* Jeazabelle drops dead at your feet!

Jeazabelle becomes solid again.

A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Cheslica has committed murder!"

Roundtime: 5 sec.

ieva
08-14-2005, 06:45 AM
I have never spoke to Terrachon in my life. When we flushed him out of hiding, he just logged out too. He didn't even own up to what he had coming.

Alfster
08-14-2005, 06:46 AM
From what I've seen of Jeazahoweverthefuckyouspellhername, I doubt there's more to the story

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by ieva
the moral is: STFU.


Hey I wasn't the one saying there was more to the story...I was trying to lighten it up, yet you chose to attack me...odd.


But ok then, yes, more to the story.

So, hmm... why did she hate you in the first place again to insult you?

ieva
08-14-2005, 06:59 AM
Something along the lines that Mordrec wanted to buy some slave that I was bidding for, since she was a friend and I wanted to free her. I've had limited interaction with her - beyond that one time - she and I never spoke again. Next thing I know, her and Terrachon are attacking me. Though the logging of Terrachon when Niqk pointed at him makes me think that it wasn't Terrachon at all. She contiuned to spew insults - we exchanged back and forth at the end and I killed her.
I had never spoke to Terrachon before - yet he was with her killing me. She talks shit to a lot of people. She had what was coming - I just feel better.


And GSLady, I didn't mean to attack you. It was more frustration - we were safe and having fun - and neither of us died. Well, until we had ourselves killed to sober up so I could kill Jeazabelle.

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 07:06 AM
What slave is it? I think I know who you are talking about.

Kind of off-topic, but why try and free a slave hehe. It's not like they are really forced to be a slave....


They WANT to rp one!

But... I guess if you want to do it as a rp thing for your character... But my character tried to do it a couple times, yeah never ever works hehe. They don't want to be free.

[Edited on 8-14-2005 by GSLady17]

ieva
08-14-2005, 07:19 AM
she wanted to be freed.. I know the person in real life.. hehe. BTW: Jeazabelle and I talked out our issues after i killed her. So, that's the end of that.
Then Mafilthakjagskagslkjsndg tried to implode me.

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 07:23 AM
I just think some of it is just silly. It's a way to con people out of money.

Like... someone I know had a slave for like, 500k. (bought it from the slaves older character)

Then, they asked the slave OOC how long they would be around so they knew if they could ask them to empty boxes. The slave replies, "Well, I will be around for as long as so and so logs on, then I have to leave--- they bought my other character for 2 mill."

Hehe, some slave! :master:

StrayRogue
08-14-2005, 07:38 AM
I've always got on well with Terrachon. There's more to this story me'thinks.

ieva
08-14-2005, 07:59 AM
Perhaps you should ask him since I've never spoke to him in my life.

ElanthianSiren
08-14-2005, 08:19 AM
Nothing to comment, other than I found the title of the thread amusing.

Jeazabelle is a Jeazawhore... redundancy.

-M

Sean of the Thread
08-14-2005, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by Miss X
Dunno, but the old Niqk was way cooler. :shrug:

Agreed.

Anebriated
08-14-2005, 10:02 AM
I also agree about the old Niqk. There would have been 3 bodies instead of one with the old Niqk.


Hey I wasn't the one saying there was more to the story...I was trying to lighten it up, yet you chose to attack me...odd.

Maybe because someone with your history shouldn't be talking about the "moral" of the story. From what we have noticed since you started posting here people should be giving you the lessons, not the other way around.

Chelle
08-14-2005, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by Elrodin
I also agree about the old Niqk. There would have been 3 bodies instead of one with the old Niqk.


Hey I wasn't the one saying there was more to the story...I was trying to lighten it up, yet you chose to attack me...odd.

Maybe because someone with your history shouldn't be talking about the "moral" of the story. From what we have noticed since you started posting here people should be giving you the lessons, not the other way around.

Agreed. It's too soon for GSLady to be making judgement calls.

Ieva good for you that you killed tha beyotch!

Mesaphe
08-14-2005, 11:15 AM
Terrachon. Isn't he married to Petalwind?

......

SpunGirl
08-14-2005, 02:18 PM
Yeah, I see them all the time at the IMT well. She has a bad outfit, but otherwise they seem fine. Terrachon has locksmithed for me a ton of times without issue.

-K

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 02:26 PM
Holy cow, it wasn't even supposed to be taken seriously. It wasn't like I was saying moral is dont piss people off dumbass.


It's just something my grandmother said.

Despite getting killed I thought the thread was hilarious. Especially when they were too drunk to leave the room and ended up falling over.

Also, if you really havn't talked to Terrachon, maybe you should. You never know, he could be a great guy who was just told the wrong information.

Doyle Hargraves
08-14-2005, 02:27 PM
But... I guess if you wan't to do it as a rp thing for your character...

Please excuse my ignorance, but what two words does the word "wan't" contract?

SpunGirl
08-14-2005, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Doyle Hargraves

But... I guess if you wan't to do it as a rp thing for your character...

Please excuse my ignorance, but what two words does the word "wan't" contract?

It's code for "Teeoncy is fucking retarded." Now, if you had taken excellarmarated s00oper Inglesh class, you would have know that. Duh!

-K

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 02:36 PM
My name is Sarah. If you can not remember that, try GSlady17 like others are able to do.

Unless, you start posting logs of Teeoncy saying miss spelled things. :spaz:

It's always nice to keep game and boards seperated unless a character is actually being talked about in a log etc.

Besides you should have more fun with your little comments directed at the player! :)

[Edited on 8-14-2005 by GSLady17]

Artha
08-14-2005, 02:37 PM
See signature for my views on the matter.

Doyle Hargraves
08-14-2005, 02:38 PM
Teeoncy exclaims, "I wan't a broadsword!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 02:39 PM
Hm. Anyone who makes up things...... ehhh I'm going to back to ignoring.

SpunGirl
08-14-2005, 02:41 PM
It'd be good if you REALLY showed us and just totally ignored this whole board! After the stupid stunt you pulled the other night in IMs, I'm convinced x 2000 that you haven't changed at all. Instead, you've gotten worse.

-K

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 02:48 PM
I said be nice to Harmnone because she is probably upset over hearing such a good friend to her and her mother died?

You are right, such a stunt!:worship:

SpunGirl
08-14-2005, 02:54 PM
Uhm, no. You berated me in IM for disagreeing with HN in a post because her friend died. Like having someone you know die calls a halt to anyone and everyone who may disagree with you.

For the record, I did talk to HN about it to make sure she wasn't upset, and she absolutely was not. And it was she that characterized it as a "stunt," though I do absolutely agree with her.

STFU please.

-K

[Edited on 8-14-2005 by SpunGirl]

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 02:59 PM
Or don't tell the whole conversation. :tumble:


:weirdthread:


Oh yeah...not me. I'll just ignore this thread for a little bit until it has something to actually read.

SpunGirl
08-14-2005, 03:02 PM
Which part? I responded to you ONCE before you blocked me, apparently so you could feel like you had the "last word." Which part, exactly, did I leave out?

-K

Doyle Hargraves
08-14-2005, 03:02 PM
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0671723650.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Toxicvixen
08-14-2005, 05:54 PM
Hey I read that book, No joke. My mother made me read it in like second grade. Which sucked cause I really didn't understand most of what he was trying to say. :lol:

Mesaphe
08-14-2005, 06:52 PM
Yeah, Petalwind is great if you like those types that attack you over a single comment, made the first time you've ever interacted.

Super neato, that one.

08-14-2005, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by GSLady17


It's always nice to keep game and boards seperated unless a character is actually being talked about in a log etc.


And the time on the boulder you tried to kill me even though we had just about never interacted in game, to subsequently have your ass handed to you as you tried to run away when you realized i wasn't such easy pray?
Yes keep the boards and the game separate, always a good idea.

SpunGirl
08-14-2005, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by Dave

And the time on the boulder you tried to kill me even though we had just about never interacted in game, to subsequently have your ass handed to you as you tried to run away when you realized i wasn't such easy pray?
Yes keep the boards and the game
separate, always a good idea.

Um, Dave, didn't you get the memo? SHE'S CHANGED!!!1!1!!!111!!

-K

08-14-2005, 07:04 PM
People like her don't change, they just try and hide who they really are.
How many times has she changed? How many times has it been proven that she is no different.

Spun I am surprised that you are falling for this farce.
/sarcasm

SpunGirl
08-14-2005, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Dave

Spun I am surprised that you are falling for this farce.
/sarcasm

:lol2:

Chelle
08-14-2005, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by Dave
People like her don't change, they just try and hide who they really are.
How many times has she changed? How many times has it been proven that she is no different.

Spun I am surprised that you are falling for this farce.
/sarcasm

Heh I daresay anyone's falling for anything. I think some wanted to give her the benefit of doubt. I guess that was in vain. Oh well.

BUT anywhoooo back on topic.....the ho we's talkin bout in this thread is Jeazawhatthefuckevernameripoffperson.. yeah I've seen her around town. Never paid much attention to her. To me she was just another person brutally screwing up one of a hundred Jezabells out there. Like Cleopatra spelled a zillion different ways. Lacks imagination to say the least.

SpunGirl
08-14-2005, 07:37 PM
When I see variations on the "Jezebelle" name I picture some horny married dude jonesing to play a wanton slut.

-K

08-14-2005, 10:34 PM
Hrmm who is this jezebelle you speak of spun?

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by Dave

Originally posted by GSLady17


It's always nice to keep game and boards seperated unless a character is actually being talked about in a log etc.


And the time on the boulder you tried to kill me even though we had just about never interacted in game, to subsequently have your ass handed to you as you tried to run away when you realized i wasn't such easy pray?
Yes keep the boards and the game separate, always a good idea.


Wow this must have been atleast a year or two ago. I don't remember it I'm sorry. Who was the character?

08-14-2005, 10:48 PM
Teeoncy

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 10:50 PM
No, you'r character is the name I wanted to know. I might remember if it rings a bell. I hardly ever went to the boulder and it was when she was quite older that she went for the first time. I think I went there a few times and thought it was fun, but then it was just dumb to me.

08-14-2005, 10:52 PM
Teeoncy swings a silver-hilted black vultite falchion at you!
AS: +357 vs DS: +344 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +64 = +111
... and hits for 9 points of damage!
Love tap upside your head!


You gesture at Teeoncy.
A scintillating, blue-white aura encompasses Teeoncy.
CS: +300 - TD: +226 + CvA: +25 + d100: +40 == +139
Warding failed!
A cascade of blue-white energy waves buffets Teeoncy.
Teeoncy is hit for 25 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Skin roasted away from back exposing Teeoncy's spinal column!

* Teeoncy drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.


sadly before i posted it i took out all the middle stuff

[Edited on 8-15-2005 by Dave]

Ilvane
08-14-2005, 11:13 PM
Um, back on topic, which is Jeazabelle, not Teeoncy. We have enough topics about Sarah and Teeoncy, thanks a bunch.

-A

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Dave
Teeoncy swings a silver-hilted black vultite falchion at you!
AS: +357 vs DS: +344 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +64 = +111
... and hits for 9 points of damage!
Love tap upside your head!


You gesture at Teeoncy.
A scintillating, blue-white aura encompasses Teeoncy.
CS: +300 - TD: +226 + CvA: +25 + d100: +40 == +139
Warding failed!
A cascade of blue-white energy waves buffets Teeoncy.
Teeoncy is hit for 25 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Skin roasted away from back exposing Teeoncy's spinal column!

* Teeoncy drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.


sadly before i posted it i took out all the middle stuff

[Edited on 8-15-2005 by Dave]

Damn her AS was real low. That must have been awhile.

But in case you didn't realize it, that didn't tell me your characters name.

08-14-2005, 11:46 PM
The Edine...

GSLady17
08-14-2005, 11:47 PM
Interesting. I don't remember that at all. I don't doubt it happened though.

HarmNone
08-15-2005, 07:24 AM
As Ilvane has said, the topic here is not Teeoncy. The topic is not Sarah, and it is not Dave. The topic is Jeazabelle.

Further off-topic posts will be removed.

Divinity
08-15-2005, 01:19 PM
Well, from my experiences with both Cheslica and Jeazabelle.. you both really belong together.

Skipper
08-15-2005, 04:53 PM
I thought Cheslica was off to play EQ2....

ieva
08-15-2005, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by Divinity
Well, from my experiences with both Cheslica and Jeazabelle.. you both really belong together.

... You mean your experiences from a few years ago? I've mellowed out quite a bit - so I find that comment to be a bit uncalled for.

Furthermore, I did not run around killing random people. I had a flare for dramatic roleplay and I was overly ambitious. I don't see how you can compare a dramatic Faendryl roleplayer to a "Your a stupid fucking cunt and I am going to try to kill you" type of player (A direct quote).

Regardless, even my character has evolved into something soft spoken and tolerant. *Shrugs*

ieva
08-15-2005, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Skipper
I thought Cheslica was off to play EQ2....

I played EQ2 for quite some time - my character maxxed - I got all of my quest items - I did all the raid encounters. The roleplay community of that game is less than impressive, nothing really held me to it. It was just too damn easy.

So, I came back to gemstone until Vanguard comes out. Or something along those lines.

ieva
08-15-2005, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Skipper
I thought Cheslica was off to play EQ2....

I played EQ2 for quite some time - my character maxxed - I got all of my quest items - I did all the raid encounters. The roleplay community of that game is less than impressive, nothing really held me to it. It was just too damn easy.

So, I came back to gemstone until Vanguard comes out. Or something along those lines.

Chelle
08-15-2005, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by ieva

Originally posted by Divinity
Well, from my experiences with both Cheslica and Jeazabelle.. you both really belong together.

... You mean your experiences from a few years ago? I've mellowed out quite a bit - so I find that comment to be a bit uncalled for.

Furthermore, I did not run around killing random people. I had a flare for dramatic roleplay and I was overly ambitious. I don't see how you can compare a dramatic Faendryl roleplayer to a "Your a stupid fucking cunt and I am going to try to kill you" type of player (A direct quote).

Regardless, even my character has evolved into something soft spoken and tolerant. *Shrugs*


:lol: and we allll know she's (Divinity/Kurapira) is one to talk. Yeah, that's what I thought. A person can roleplay however they wish, serious, ambitious, dramatic, good, evil, whatever, at least they are roleplaying. From the logs I've seen of Kurapira, and from I've witness first hand she is hardly one to pass judgement on others. If she calls constantly killing people because she can, rp, then she's deluding herself.

And as for people belonging together then I am sure Kurapira and Teeoncy can definatly compare notes with each other... "Hey chick so how can we look like psychobitches today? What? You found some cool pics of some hotchick? We better make sure we don't have the same ones, yah know!? Durr, Durr, Durr"

Ugh what-the-fuck-ever. :loser:

ieva
08-15-2005, 07:02 PM
Chelle - will you be my lesbian lover? :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

Take that Kurapira:rock:

Chelle
08-15-2005, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by ieva
Chelle - will you be my lesbian lover? :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

Take that Kurapira:rock:


:heart: :bananahit:

SpunGirl
08-16-2005, 12:39 AM
OMG LOL IRONY ALERT:

QUOTE (Kurapira @ Aug 2 2004, 01:31 PM)

"Thank you PC'ers! Thank you for creating whatever you have over there, because without that being started, we wouldn't have the SR and morals. Yes, we might have had it eventually, but look at who and what we are now. Sure, we have snags and the occasional bullshit as well.. but you know what.. we've learned from our mistakes (..or so I hope..) and became something stronger and more fulfilled.

So again, thanks fuckers, I'm damn happy because of what you're not. "


....and yet you seek to judge people based on their actions from like ages ago. Damn. I thought YOU'D mellowed, but I guess not.

-K

ieva
08-16-2005, 01:17 AM
I just wanted to post to see my new signature.

08-16-2005, 08:43 AM
I love this...

Cheslica at least tried to RP, was at least somewhat decent about it (even though she took some shit personally, shame shame, but we all live in learn), and most importantly was consisent.

Kurapira, while your RP has improved, and you as a person generally have tried to improve (good for you), I wouldn't go about comparing past Cheslica with Jeazabelle, expecially in your shoes. I mean.. Look who you ran with.. Klaive? Give me a break.

- Arkans