Seattle man dies after sex with horse

[Sylvan Dreams]

Link: Seattle man dies after sex with horse (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/)


SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.


I'm not sure which is worse.. the guy that died after the 50 hours of gaming or this genius.

[Miss X]

Oh God... This is just disgusting...

[MangledKitty]

I don't even know what to say to that.

[Ilvane]

Ewwwwwwww.

That's what you say to that..Yech.

-A

[Soulpieced]

:O

[Vixen]

Thats just disgusting... and because I am nerdy like that.. wasn't there some queen or noblewoman at least that was rumored to have died because she was trying to bang a horse and it crushed her?

[Artha]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
:O

that's what the guy's face looked like.

[Edited on 8-13-2005 by Artha]

[TheRoseLady]

Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime. :scared2:

[Hulkein]

Well if the horse is willing, I'M HAPPY FOR TEHM.

[Soulpieced]

What's the horse age of consent?

[xtc]

Let me get this right. This wacko Jacko wannabe let a Horse fuck him in the ass?

[hectomaner]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!

[hectomaner]

Originally posted by TheRoseLady
Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime. :scared2:

so if the animal is big enough to fight back, fucking is fair game?

[AnticorRifling]

Old news this story was on Bob and Tom like 2 wks ago heh.

[4a6c1]

I bet he had horse dong coming out of his nose.

[Showal]

anyone ever seen ali g when he says he saw a girl having sex with a horse and someone said that it wasn't the horses decision and he said "well the horse was liking it, he blew like a massive load"

[Gridlock]

:injured: -----omg that horse cracked my ass open

I threw up in my mouth after reading this post

[Ravenstorm]

Originally posted by Vixen
Thats just disgusting... and because I am nerdy like that.. wasn't there some queen or noblewoman at least that was rumored to have died because she was trying to bang a horse and it crushed her?

You're thinking of Catherine the Great. Though it's not true.

Raven

[Apotheosis]

I'll be sending whoever posted this thread my psychotherapy bill.

[Doyle Hargraves]

:bananahit:

[Delirium]

Im trying to picture it in my head. So did the horse have the two front legs on top of the guys back and then entered his anal cavity and it perferated and killed him? I would have thought the horse would be too heavy to rest on him like that no? How do you teach a horse to do something like that? And no, im not intrested, just curious how it could have happened. I know its an animal but i didnt think they would have sex with non horses and even if they did, then at least not anal sex.

[Terminator X]

Mister Ed and Wilbur had a healthy sexual relationship... :thinking:

Oh, wait, no. This post is fucking disgusting.

[Fission]

Ohhh, Wilbur!

:P

[Terminator X]

:fu:

[SpunGirl]

RIP X.

-K

[Terminator X]

Thanks :grr:

[Volstock]

Having Anal Sex with a horse is a natural and healthy thing to do....atleast that's what Arkans told me

[Divinity]

Originally posted by Delirium
Im trying to picture it in my head. So did the horse have the two front legs on top of the guys back and then entered his anal cavity and it perferated and killed him? I would have thought the horse would be too heavy to rest on him like that no? How do you teach a horse to do something like that? And no, im not intrested, just curious how it could have happened. I know its an animal but i didnt think they would have sex with non horses and even if they did, then at least not anal sex.


....

Why would you even want to try and picture it or figure it out?

Good god, that's just.. uckie.

[Back]

Well, dogs will hump your leg, and Donkeys are the result of horse/mule matings... so I have to conclude that interspecies mating is a natural thing.

[hectomaner]

Originally posted by Backlash
Well, dogs will hump your leg, and Donkeys are the result of horse/mule matings... so I have to conclude that interspecies mating is a natural thing.

come on man, horse/human, we already got warclaidhm and suave out of that. i think it should be outlawed

[Divinity]

Originally posted by hectomaner

Originally posted by Backlash
Well, dogs will hump your leg, and Donkeys are the result of horse/mule matings... so I have to conclude that interspecies mating is a natural thing.

come on man, horse/human, we already got warclaidhm and suave out of that. i think it should be outlawed


:lol: Sick and wrong, but oh so funny when put in that context.

[Back]

Hey now I’m not approving of it, just like I don’t approve of dogs humping my leg. Just pointing out that it happens both ways.

[DeV]

Fuck, that's sick.

[MaryJane]

GROSS My friend has been sending me links of stuff we're going to do while we're out there so I emailed her the story and said that I found something we WILL NOT DO WHILE I'M IN SEATTLE.

and this is legal?! How disgusting.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Backlash
Hey now I’m not approving of it, just like I don’t approve of dogs humping my leg. Just pointing out that it happens both ways.

The difference being that when a dog humps your leg, you're not likely to wind up with massive internal bleeding.

Either way... EW EW EW.

We need a smiley digging its eyes out with a spoon.

Jorddyn

[Fission]

If this guy doesn't win the current Darwin awards, I'd hate to think what it would take to beat him.

:barf:

[Divinity]

:yes:

[Apotheosis]

this thread needs to die :die:

[ElanthianSiren]

Nasty. That guy needs to... wait, no, he already did it.

I hope it was painful.

-M

[Lookkin]

Another reason to legalize prostitution.

[Showal]

Originally posted by Delirium
Im trying to picture it in my head. So did the horse have the two front legs on top of the guys back and then entered his anal cavity and it perferated and killed him? I would have thought the horse would be too heavy to rest on him like that no? How do you teach a horse to do something like that? And no, im not intrested, just curious how it could have happened. I know its an animal but i didnt think they would have sex with non horses and even if they did, then at least not anal sex.

I cracked up laughing at work when I read this. What I'm curious is whether the horse finished up after the guy died or did the horse feel bad and try to bury the body in hay? :?:

And Melissa, I can almost garuntee you, his death was extremely painful.

[Artha]

Yeah because that would stop people from having horses do them up the butt.

[Delirium]

Have you ever seen a cat puke on the floor and then paw the carpet like they are trying to cover it up? Id imagine unless the guy was put into a position of not being able to be entered anymore from dying that the horse wouldnt notice and finish but afterwards paw the ground trying to cover it up with a sheepish look.

The person i really feel sorry for is the person who finds the body. I mean i can imagine horse goo leaking out or a lil pool on the guys back. Nightmares for life.

[Apotheosis]

why would anyone have sex with a horse?

[Hulkein]

Why would anyone have sex with Rosie O'Donnel?

[Shari]

I almost didn't click on this thread.







I hate being curious, and now must go vomit.

[Alfster]

Oh man, that's disgusting.

Then again, a couple of months back a guy from a few towns over got caught fucking a cow. He was coming home from the stripclub and he was apparently horny.

I'm going to have to search and see if I can find that article.