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Ilvane
08-08-2005, 04:12 PM
Court date set in spanking strippers case
August 5, 2005

LITTLE ROCK --A Sept. 15 court date was set Thursday for three women accused of spanking a truck driver too vigorously at his birthday party.

The three -- Kelly Eslick, 21, of Jacksonville; Lisa Nolen, 23, of Cabot; and Charlene Smith, 23, of Ward -- appeared before Pulaski County District Judge Wayne Gruber to face felony charges of participating in an obscene performanced and misdemeanor charges of third-degree battery.

The three all work at Sensations Night Club in Jacksonville, where customer Keith Lowery of Bald Knob says they went overboard in giving him an onstage spanking paid for by friends of Lowery who were with him at the club for a 31st birthday celebration.

Lowery told sheriff's deputies that he suffered bruises so severe that he was unable to sit comfortably for five days.

The three women were arrested June 17, along with two other employees of the private club, James Daugherty, 31, of Jacksonville, and Dena Mitchell, 30, of Sherwood, after Lowery filed a complaint with police.

After his friends paid $25, Keith Lowery was handcuffed and spanked with a 3-foot-long paddle and a belt while one of the strippers restrained his head with her legs, according to investigators with the Pulaski County sheriff's office.

North Little Rock attorney Jeff Wankum entered innocent pleas Thursday for the defendants.


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heh...

-A

Landrion
08-08-2005, 04:14 PM
North Little Rock attorney Jeff Wankum

Priceless.

Ilvane
08-08-2005, 04:15 PM
And the man is from Bald Knob..:wtf:

Snapp
08-08-2005, 04:23 PM
:weird:


:whipit:

CrystalTears
08-08-2005, 04:36 PM
Oh c'mon! :lol:

ElanthianSiren
08-08-2005, 04:50 PM
:lol:

Didn't your momma ever tell you *not* to spank strangers? :blndwhip:

-M

Terminator X
08-08-2005, 04:52 PM
WTF did they use, a spiked bat???

Anebriated
08-08-2005, 04:53 PM
Ive had friends go through worse during hell week while trying to join a frat...

cajunlady
08-08-2005, 04:56 PM
Oh my GOD...
Never thought I'd see the day when Bald Knob made the news. Also in Arkansas... I have a great uncle who resides in Toad Suck Ferry. I have a sister in North Carolina right down the road from Lizard Lick. But none seem to have the impact Bald Knob does...

Skirmisher
08-08-2005, 05:00 PM
Stupid sounding case, but if they really left bruises and such the club and its employees have no one to blame but themselves.

Terminator X
08-08-2005, 05:00 PM
I'd be pretty upset if my knob was anything but bald :thinking:

Warriorbird
08-08-2005, 05:04 PM
"I have a sister in North Carolina right down the road from Lizard Lick."

I frickin' love driving past the Lizard Lick roadsign on 64. When the time comes and I leave NC, I will definitely have to sneak back by to get a picture.

[Edited on 8-8-2005 by Warriorbird]

Some Rogue
08-08-2005, 05:05 PM
There's a town in Missouri named Knob Lick...always made me laugh when I traveled down that way.

Anebriated
08-08-2005, 05:07 PM
There is an Intercourse PA and another that I cant remember anymore that I remember laughing at. Nothing like Bald Knob though.

Skeeter
08-08-2005, 05:09 PM
Wow, you know this guy got busted by his wife for going to a strip bar, so now he's sueing them to get her off his ass.

Dude needs to grow a bald knob.

cajunlady
08-08-2005, 05:21 PM
There is also a Hooker, Arkansas. I wonder if it is close to Bald Knob?

I used to have a picture of the Lizard Lick sign... I love NC, go Mudcats! :cheers:

Warriorbird
08-08-2005, 05:34 PM
My wife told my about Climax, MI a while back. This year we even got to drive through it.

DeV
08-08-2005, 05:51 PM
Unable to sit comfortably for 5 days ... :lol2:

Ilvane
08-08-2005, 06:03 PM
You would think he would have said something if it hurt that bad..:lol:

-A

ElanthianSiren
08-08-2005, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Ilvane
You would think he would have said something if it hurt that bad..:lol:

-A

Actually, there are at least two explanations to that:

1. he was afraid of looking like a pussy in front of the guys. To which, I laugh even harder.

2. sustained physical brutality/stress releases endorphins, which would make you not notice the pain til the next day.

3. I thought of a third while editing: he intended to sue the entire time.

-M

[Edited on Mon, August th, 2005 by ElanthianSiren]

Kriztian
08-08-2005, 06:32 PM
Heh, slightly off topic (cough) but here is a long listing of some pretty funny place names:

Clapper Gap, CA; Blunt, CA; Fort Dick, CA; Hooker, CA; Mormon Bar, CA; Sucker Flat, CA; Beaver, KS; Gas, KS; Chunky, MS;
Conception, MD; Licking, MD; Tightwad, MD;
Square Butt, MO; Beaver Crossing, NV; Colon,NV
Bungy, NH; Ho-ho Kus, NJ; Elephant Butte, NM; Tingle, NM;
Gayhead, NY; Hicksville, NY;Big Lick, NC; Slaughterville, OK;
Balltown, PA; Big Beaver, PA; Blue Ball, PA; New Beaver, PA
Oral, SD; Peever, SD; Wood, SD; Finger, TE; Sweet Lips, TE;
Ding Dong, TX; Flower Mound,TX; Satans Kingdom, VT; Bumpass, VA; Lick Skillet, VA; Nuttsville, VA; Peach Bottom, VA; Short Pump, VA;Threeway, VA; Humptulips, WA; Big Ugly, WV


...He said 'wood'....

Jolena
08-08-2005, 07:02 PM
Hehe, I've been to Slaughterville, Oklahoma a few times actually. Always found that one, Noble-OK and Pink-OK to be odd names for cities.

Vixen
08-08-2005, 07:39 PM
Hehe I've been to Satan's Kingdom... and I too love driving past the Lizard Lick sign here. Gives me a chuckle every time.