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crazymage
08-05-2005, 04:20 PM
Kevin Spacey as lex luthor, some guy named brandon routh as superman
Fuck Supes.
http://i.timeinc.net/time/daily/2002/0208/dk3_page0806.jpg
Doyle Hargraves
08-05-2005, 04:51 PM
Batman's a pussy.
http://www.thesupermanmovie.com/pics/Chris-Superman-Tribute.jpg
Batman's kicked Supes ass two out of three times.
Drew2
08-05-2005, 05:39 PM
They could have definitely picked someone hotter to play Superman. He's ok, but eh.
Good choice for Louis, though. She is teh hotz.
Artha
08-05-2005, 05:47 PM
Batman's not even a real super hero. Just some rich douche with more money than sense.
StrayRogue
08-05-2005, 05:48 PM
Yet he still manages to own Superman every time.
He's a superhero in every sense of the word.
He has also kicked Superman's ass twice.
Doyle Hargraves
08-05-2005, 07:02 PM
Probably cause Superman didn't think it was worth it to beat his ass with his pinky finger. Superman could fart in Batman's general direction and send him past Jupiter.
Nobody could fuck with Superman. Especially some rich guy in a rubber suit with nipples and a bunch of gadgets (yes I know the suit doesn't have nipples anymore but that's beside the point. Just like how Superman had a mullet in the early 90's)
StrayRogue
08-05-2005, 07:17 PM
He beat Superman because Superman isn't exactly smart. He beat him twice simply by outsmarting him. And yeah, there's people who can fuck with Superman, starting with Doomsday - the guy who killed him.
Atlanteax
08-05-2005, 07:22 PM
Another point...
The comics never really bleeped-up Batman as much as they did Superman.
What the hell was the concept between 4 supermans, the normal one, the black one, and the other two types (can't remember off my head what they were).
I wasn't a comic fan, but I thought it was very strange when I was browsing through some Superman comics and noticed that there were four types.
Latrinsorm
08-05-2005, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by Atlanteax
What the hell was the concept between 4 supermans, the normal one, the black one, and the other two types (can't remember off my head what they were).
When Superman was killed by Doomsday, a bunch of pretenders showed up: the Eradicator (pussy) the Cyborg (the half-metal pussy) Steel (the black pussy) Superboy (the clone pussy). At least that's what I remember. Batman also never got turned into an "energy being".
Conclusion:
Batman >> Superman
Artha == jealous
Kevin Spacey == t3h man
Artha
08-05-2005, 07:45 PM
You know what could kill Batman? A bullet. Because he couldn't outrun it.
Artha
08-05-2005, 07:47 PM
PS: Doomsday (http://www.supermanhomepage.com/comics/who/who-intro.php?topic=doomsday) would totally fuck up Batman too.
Latrinsorm
08-05-2005, 07:59 PM
Jeez, it's a shame nobody ever thought to shoot at Batman!!!!
Oh wait. They did. And he PWNED their asses. Batman would totally take out Doomsday, btw, because he wouldn't try to go toe-to-toe with him because (unlike Superman) he's sharper than spit on a doornail.
Tisket
08-05-2005, 08:02 PM
Keep praying Latrinsorm. Only God's intervention can make Batman greater than Superman...
[Edited on 8-6-2005 by Tisket]
http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/mcclane/Batman03.jpg
Artha
08-05-2005, 08:07 PM
Jeez, it's a shame all the criminal's in Gotham City suck at shooting! For real though, it's a shame.
StrayRogue
08-05-2005, 08:08 PM
Batman's been shot, stabbed, crippled, had heart failure all numerous times. And he can still get up and own Superman.
Artha
08-05-2005, 08:10 PM
Throw a stock market crash at him, though, and he's powerless.
StrayRogue
08-05-2005, 08:11 PM
I'm pretty sure he survived that too. Oh and he doesn't become a weakling when the sun gets eclipsed either.
Its mortal man vs. superman. Working man vs. Ubermensch. CLEARLY we can see who is on which side.
Artha
08-05-2005, 08:27 PM
You know what, when it comes down to it, Superman can see through women's clothing. Batman's got nothing on that shit.
Originally posted by Artha
You know what, when it comes down to it, Superman can see through women's clothing. Batman's got nothing on that shit.
Cause Bruce Wayne doesn't need too pull that sleazy shit.
Artha
08-05-2005, 08:34 PM
Like any (straight) male would turn down that ability if it was offered.
Atlanteax
08-05-2005, 08:35 PM
That Doomsday plotline is just... really... stupid. :no:
Originally posted by Artha
Like any (straight) male would turn down that ability if it was offered.
lol, like Bruce Wayne doesn't have the funds for a cheap pair of glasses gimmick in the back of a comic book?
Artha
08-05-2005, 08:42 PM
point #2 - Batman's basically Michael Jackson, with the exception that he lives in a cave with a young boy instead of a ranch with a young boy.
Male mentor and male apprentice relationship. Is it the male-male relationship that makes you uncomfortable? Superboy wasn’t Superman’s kid you know.
Haven’t you ever heard of Batgirl or Catwoman? Sure, Supes did Wonderbabe, and that was a mighty catch... but other than that he had who? Hmm, Lois Lane? A semi-platonic-that-didn’t-actually-go-anywhere relationship?
If you want to talk about male prowess, Bats beat Supes hands down dog.
Artha
08-05-2005, 08:57 PM
Male mentor and male apprentice relationship.
Yeah, Ancient Greece style.
A semi-platonic-that-didn’t-actually-go-anywhere relationship?
Of course it didn't go anywhere, I guarantee you Superman blows a load like a shotgun, and that would kill any normal woman.
StrayRogue
08-05-2005, 09:20 PM
And you think not being able to have sex with a woman is "cool"?
Artha
08-05-2005, 09:22 PM
I mean, if you can't have sex with a normal woman (though superwomen are still totally doable!) because you'd kill them without a kryptonite condom (which would kill you) then I, for one, say that it's excusable.
StrayRogue
08-05-2005, 09:24 PM
It's hardly a point in the "plus" side of the battle though.
Artha
08-05-2005, 09:36 PM
It proves he's not some lame poseur, though.
StrayRogue
08-05-2005, 09:37 PM
No, you're right - Batman can actually fuck women.
Artha
08-05-2005, 09:38 PM
And Robin.
edit: in a cave.
[Edited on 8-6-2005 by Artha]
Latrinsorm
08-05-2005, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Artha
You know what, when it comes down to it, Superman can see through women's clothing. Batman's got nothing on that shit. I'd like to know what kind of X-ray penetrates clothing but not skin, btw (hint: NONE).
Plus, Batman is all stealth and stuff, whereas Superman is staring directly at the chick. I wonder who wins that one.
Originally posted by Artha
And Robin.
edit: in a cave.
[Edited on 8-6-2005 by Artha]
I hate to break it to you but you seem totally fixated on this cave thing whereas most people aren’t?
[Edited on 8-6-2005 by Backlash]
Artha
08-05-2005, 10:09 PM
I'd like to know what kind of X-ray penetrates clothing but not skin, btw (hint: NONE).
I'll give you another hint: Starts with S and ends with UPERMAN'S.
I hate to break it to you but you seem totally fixated on this cve thing whereas most people aren’t?
It's creepy!
[Edited on 8-6-2005 by Artha]
[Edited on 8-6-2005 by Artha]
Latrinsorm
08-05-2005, 10:16 PM
Only if you're a criminal or an alien. Which is it, Artha? Or as you're also know, the Tony Montana of High School Tennis?
Snapp
08-05-2005, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Tayre
They could have definitely picked someone hotter to play Superman. He's ok, but eh.
Shoulda been Tom Welling!
Vestarr
08-05-2005, 11:32 PM
Come on the only good DC character is Lobo
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1706/lobo9vy.png
Tisket
08-05-2005, 11:35 PM
The only good bunny is a dead bunny.
Terminator X
08-06-2005, 01:03 AM
Even though they're both DC, Here Lies Earth's Greatest Hero is Superman 75 whilst Funeral For A Friend is Justice League 70.
Yeah, I just busted out the comic books :blush:
ElanthianSiren
08-06-2005, 02:09 AM
Originally posted by Artha
Male mentor and male apprentice relationship.
Yeah, Ancient Greece style.
A semi-platonic-that-didn’t-actually-go-anywhere relationship?
Of course it didn't go anywhere, I guarantee you Superman blows a load like a shotgun, and that would kill any normal woman.
The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom.
(That would kill him).
:lol:
From a female perspective -- Bruce Wayne, hotter than Superman.
From a writer's perspective -- Superman much more dynamic character. In an age where everyone wants to be a exceptional, Superman is an anomoly because he just wants to be like everyone else. Bruce Wayne/Batman wants to be exceptional, like most humans.
-M
Numbers
08-06-2005, 03:51 AM
Batman has kryptonite, and lots of it, in case Superman ever goes rogue.
Of course Batman would win.
Landrion
08-06-2005, 10:55 AM
Superheroes beating other ones is just an author's whim. Galactus could kick the crap out of Spiderman but Spidey sure sells a lot more comics.
Between Superman and Batman, Im not sure who's more popular over history. Both have made DC an incredible amount of money.
As far as movies go. I think the 2-2 good to shit ratio of the Christopher Reeve movies beats the 1 - 3 good to shit ratio of the Keaton,Kilmer,Clooney debacles. This movie has a lot to live up to because Batman begins really kicked ass. So maybe the edge will be on Batman for a while.
Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
Originally posted by Artha
Male mentor and male apprentice relationship.
Yeah, Ancient Greece style.
A semi-platonic-that-didn’t-actually-go-anywhere relationship?
Of course it didn't go anywhere, I guarantee you Superman blows a load like a shotgun, and that would kill any normal woman.
The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom.
(That would kill him).
:lol:
From a female perspective -- Bruce Wayne, hotter than Superman.
From a writer's perspective -- Superman much more dynamic character. In an age where everyone wants to be a exceptional, Superman is an anomoly because he just wants to be like everyone else. Bruce Wayne/Batman wants to be exceptional, like most humans.
-M
Superman's a hokey character with the depth of a mid-Summer rain puddle.
And Batman has kicked his ass...
Twice.
Doyle Hargraves
08-06-2005, 03:37 PM
Darth Vader would own them both.
Latrinsorm
08-06-2005, 04:03 PM
Darth Vader couldn't even take on a wussy little field of lava. Batman could beat him with psychological warfare alone, then he'd take the lightsaber and chop off Superman's hand just for kicks.
Artha
08-06-2005, 04:32 PM
Except Superman can fly, and batman's just a chump with a nice car.
Doyle Hargraves
08-06-2005, 04:34 PM
Vader would just Force choke Batman to death. Superman only has his powers around our sun. Vader can pwn the whole galaxy while Supes is stuck on earth.
And if he's feeling lazy he could just press the BLOW UP PLANET button on the Death Star. No more Supes or Batman.
I bet a lightsaber could cut Superman in half.
I can't believe I'm having this debate.
I'm going to go stand in traffic now.
Superman can’t fly. He jumps real far. The loser doesn't even own a car.
Artha
08-06-2005, 04:35 PM
Dude, Superman can outrun a fucking bullet. That lightsaber wouldn't even connect, and then he'd WTFPWN Vader.
Doyle Hargraves
08-06-2005, 04:39 PM
Apparently I'm gonna have to wait another hour or 2 before traffic gets heavy.
Anyway, Vader could just hold Superman in place with his l33t Force powers.
Then cut him in half.
"Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter." -Yoda
Christ what the fuck is wrong with me?
Batman would stand back and let Superman kill Vader.
Then he'd proceed to give Supes a free lesson in getting beat like a woman... kyptonite gauntlets style.
Doyle Hargraves
08-06-2005, 04:44 PM
Death Star = no more Batman or Superman
Vader wins.
But the Death Star has a two meter hole in it that you just drop a grenede down and it assplodes. Really bad design flaw.
Doyle Hargraves
08-06-2005, 04:51 PM
True. Supes might have a chance of blowing up the Death Star.
Definitely not Batman though, and Batman being a pussy is what this thread is really about anyway.
Latrinsorm
08-06-2005, 05:55 PM
Superman would just try to fly directly into the Death Star's beam, and get pwnpwnd.
Batman would have a guided missile ready for just this sort of situation, and pwnpwn the Death Star, including Darth Vader.
Re: Force choke:
Darth Vader wouldn't even know Batman was there until a Batarang JUKEd his little chest-mounted life support system. Then Batman would be all cman meltfromshadow and wtrick scathingwittyremark.
Wicked bitchin Rob. Bats don shiv.
Edaarin
08-06-2005, 06:01 PM
I wish there was a comic where Superman made Wonder Woman or Lois quit their job to keep the Fortress of Solitude clean.
Originally posted by Doyle Hargraves
Superman only has his powers around our sun.
Actually its around any Yellow sun. Krypton had a Red sun. Thats where he gets his powers. So all Darth would need to do is station his flawed Death Star near a Red sun and Superdude would be out of the equation.
But Bats on the other hand would just call his buddy Green Lantern on his galactic cell to take care of it.
Parker
08-06-2005, 06:19 PM
Goddamnit, I just got in trouble at work for reading this and nearly falling over laughing! BTW: I'm of the opinion that team america beats them all.
Atlanteax
08-06-2005, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by Edaarin
I wish there was a comic where Superman made Wonder Woman or Lois quit their job to keep the Fortress of Solitude clean.
:lol:
That would be awesome...
.
Nevermind it wouldn't be a Fortress of Solitude anymore... it'll be a Fortress of Nagging! :lol:
Hrm, I’d call it the Fortress of Shagging! FTW MERFER!
Artha
08-20-2005, 10:46 PM
Told you so (http://www.gay.com/news/article.html?2005/08/19/5).
StrayRogue
08-20-2005, 10:54 PM
http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/superman.htm
StrayRogue
08-20-2005, 10:56 PM
OMG pwned even more:
"The Mark Millar / Harry Knowles public(ity) 'feud' has taken an interesting turn: according to CBR gossip columnist Rich Johnston, both sides are right. Kinda.
According to Rich, Harry's sources are close to Bryan Singer. Singer is an "openly gay activist", and wants a "new young gay role model" to play the last son of Krypton. Apparently Singer wants either an openly gay or closeted gay actor to take the role, so that said actor can either be a poster boy for the gay community right from 'Action', or he can come out after shooting has started."
StrayRogue
08-20-2005, 10:57 PM
TOPEKA, Kansas - A crackpot clergyman wants to ban all Superman comic books and movies - because he believes the Man of Steel is gay!
"We owe it to our children not to expose them to this kind of flamboyant character, flitting around in the air like Tinkerbell," declares the Reverend Clay Blanblood. "Real men do NOT prance around in tights. Who knows how many homosexuals got their start from trying to imitate Superman?"
God bless Religion.
Originally posted by Artha
Told you so (http://www.gay.com/news/article.html?2005/08/19/5).
I don’t even want to know how you found that.
I'm totally pro-Batman, 'cause Superman has the brain of an inbred chihuahua, but on the side of devil's advocate, I'd like to point out that he DID just beat the utter crap out of Batman in the Infinite Crisis storyline. Of course, it was 'cause Stuporman has a mind that a five year old Jedi padawan could take over, and it took Wonder Woman to man it up enough to save the world.
I take it back. I'm pro-Wonder Woman, because she's the only JLA superhero that will actually kill the bad guys. Fuck the wusses!
Volstock
08-21-2005, 06:06 AM
MAN you all SUCK...HONG KONG FOOEY IS the SHIET!...I mean who can beat a freaking DOG that knows KUNG-FU!
MangledKitty
08-21-2005, 10:32 AM
Who needs to see through clothes when all of Batman (female) enemies wear tight enough clothes to basically see everything. Seriously, cat women and poison ivy. They both secretly want him, too.
Hanksbane
08-22-2005, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by Doyle Hargraves
Vader would just Force choke Batman to death. Superman only has his powers around our sun. Vader can pwn the whole galaxy while Supes is stuck on earth.
And if he's feeling lazy he could just press the BLOW UP PLANET button on the Death Star. No more Supes or Batman.
I bet a lightsaber could cut Superman in half.
I can't believe I'm having this debate.
I'm going to go stand in traffic now.
So since Luke pretty much beat down Vader in Return of THe Jedi, whoul that make Luke grandbadass? Oh, and he did blow up the Deathstar too.
So anyhoo.
Superman = dumb jock
Batman = Rich Kid with issues
Wonder Woman = hottie tough girl who will kill you if needs be.
Gotta give it up to Diana
Luke got chumped. Vader saved his ass and Luke took the credit like a bitch.
- Arkans
Numbers
09-08-2005, 12:40 AM
Some pics from the movie. Costume seems fine, though the S seems a little small. The guy playing Supes seems way too young and scrawny.
Kevin Spacey as Luthor is perfect, though.
Numbers
09-08-2005, 12:45 AM
Oh yeah, and Marvel just opened their own film production facility. Whereas they'd previously license their stuff to places like Fox and Tristar to make the movies, Marvel can do it all on its own now.
Seems like a horrible idea to me. I think the dismal failures of Hulk, Daredevil, Punisher, Elektra, and Fantastic Four should indicate that.
Right now they're planning on making movies from Captain America, Avengers, Nick Fury, Black Panther, Ant-Man, Cloak & Dagger, Dr. Strange, Hawkeye, Power Pack and Shang-Chi.
Latrinsorm
09-08-2005, 12:54 PM
GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ANT-MAN!!!!!!!!! That's a straight-to-TV movie if I've ever seen one.
You Superman guys better hope Spacey brings his A-game, or it's not even going to be a contest.
I just realized how ridiculous super hero costumes really look.
- Arkans
Originally posted by xtc
Superman is gay.
You are thinking of Batman.
Fallen
09-09-2005, 10:42 AM
Meh. I Liked the Punisher.
Originally posted by Tea & Strumpets
Originally posted by xtc
Superman is gay.
You are thinking of Batman.
No, Superman.
SUPERMAN IS GAY
by George Sanford | The Weekly World News
February 22, 2002
TOPEKA, Kansas - A clergyman wants to ban all Superman comic books and movies - because he believes the Man of Steel is gay!
"We owe it to our children not to expose them to this kind of flamboyant character, flitting around in the air like Tinkerbell," declares the Reverend Clay Blanblood. "Real men do NOT prance around in tights. Who knows how many homosexuals got their start from trying to imitate Superman?"
The Topeka-based minister says he reached his bizarre conclusion after pouring over hundreds of Superman comics, movies and TV shows dating back to the 1930s.
He cites the following as "evidence" that the beloved superhero is light in his loafers:
* He dresses in leotards that show off his muscles "and just about everything else."
* He can never marry Lois Lane, they can only be buddies.
* He leads a secret double life, "like a closet homosexual," according to the preacher.
* He wears a cape. "Maybe y'all know some straight guys who waltz around in red capes - I sure don't," Rev. Blanblood declares.
* He colors his hair with blue highlights.
* As Clark Kent, he wears glasses even though he doesn't need them. "It's like he's advertising that he's some kind of sissy," the clergyman argues.
* He is "overly chummy" with cute young cub reporter Jimmy Olsen.
* He often poses with his hands on his hips, "the traditional gay posture."
* He has X-ray vision, yet never uses the power to look through women's clothing, "the way any normal, red-blooded American man would," according to the preacher.
* He's often seen flying through the air carrying a man he's just rescued - something Rev. Blanblood insists "no heterosexual male would be caught dead doing."
[Edited on 9-9-2005 by xtc]
Doyle Hargraves
09-09-2005, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by 3704558
Some pics from the movie. Costume seems fine, though the S seems a little small. The guy playing Supes seems way too young and scrawny.
Kevin Spacey as Luthor is perfect, though.
That smal S really does fuck the whole look up, for some reason, like his costume shrunk when he was washing it and makes it look cheap. The reds look too dark for a Superman costume too. The guy in the costume being less buff than an Ethiopian doesn't help either.
Who the hell casted this guy? I hope he can play the part better than he can look it.
I agree on Lex Luthor too, but Gene Hackman Lex Luthor will still be hard to beat.
And what's with the fortress of solitude pic? It looks like it's made out of rock instead of ice.
This movie better not suck.
[Edited on 9-9-2005 by Doyle Hargraves]
Fallen
09-09-2005, 01:24 PM
* He often poses with his hands on his hips, "the traditional gay posture." >>
That's my favorite.
Edited to add: You damn gays and your hands on hip posturing!
[Edited on 9-9-2005 by Fallen]
Originally posted by xtc
* As Clark Kent, he wears glasses even though he doesn't need them. "It's like he's advertising that he's some kind of sissy," the clergyman argues.
* He has X-ray vision, yet never uses the power to look through women's clothing, "the way any normal, red-blooded American man would," according to the preacher.
* He's often seen flying through the air carrying a man he's just rescued - something Rev. Blanblood insists "no heterosexual male would be caught dead doing."
[Edited on 9-9-2005 by xtc]
:lol: I remember reading these before but those 3 are great.
Originally posted by Doyle Hargraves
The guy in the costume being less buff than an Ethiopian doesn't help either.
Who the hell casted this guy? I hope he can play the part better than he can look it.
This guy looks like a gay Ken Wahl.
This movie better not suck.
The S on his chest stands for sucks. This movie will suck big time.
Numbers
09-09-2005, 02:14 PM
Not sure what the deal is here. I think that's the director, Bryan Singer. Not sure what that thing he's lying in is supposed to be.
Numbers
09-09-2005, 02:18 PM
Oh yeah, and here's a pic of Clark, Lois, and Jimmy. I think the guy playing Jimmy looks more like Superman than that Routh guy. And that chick doesn't really have the Lois Lane look. She looks like the redhead from Starship Troopers.
Not sure who the rugrat's supposed to be.
Janarth
09-09-2005, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Artha
Throw a stock market crash at him, though, and he's powerless.
Batman would definitely not be investing in regulated mutual funds, he'd be selling short Greenwich style.
Just in case anyone forgot..
Batman > Superman
Originally posted by peam
Just in case anyone forgot..
Batman > Superman
This is untrue, and here is the proof (http://www.supermanhomepage.com/forum/viewthread.php?forum_id=4&thread_id=1331).
I googled "Superman punching Batman" looking for a picture, and found some funny discussions about it.
Gangsta, please.
Take away Batman's tricks, and of course he's going to lose.
If you stripped Superman of his powers, I could whip his ass.
Batman is crafty, intelligent, and ruthless.
Fallen
09-09-2005, 02:53 PM
This movie looks horrible.
Originally posted by peam
Gangsta, please.
Take away Batman's tricks, and of course he's going to lose.
If you stripped Superman of his powers, I could whip his ass.
Batman is crafty, intelligent, and ruthless.
We are just going to have to agree to disagree. This debate will rage until the end of time, or until Batman goes rogue and Superman kills him with a well-aimed sneeze.
StrayRogue
09-09-2005, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Tea & Strumpets
Originally posted by peam
Gangsta, please.
Take away Batman's tricks, and of course he's going to lose.
If you stripped Superman of his powers, I could whip his ass.
Batman is crafty, intelligent, and ruthless.
We are just going to have to agree to disagree. This debate will rage until the end of time, or until Batman goes rogue and Superman kills him with a well-aimed sneeze.
Batman's already beaten the shit out of Supes twice already.
Originally posted by StrayRogue
Batman's already beaten the shit out of Supes twice already.
Those 2 comics never happened, and are actually propaganda distributed by the Wayne foundation.
crazymage
09-09-2005, 03:25 PM
http://www.moviehole.net/news/5727.html
Jenisi
09-09-2005, 03:53 PM
Superman's hot.
Artha
10-06-2005, 07:51 AM
If Batman's so cool, why'd his house burn down? (http://www.fresnobee.com/state_wire/story/11313151p-12062298c.html)
Superman: 1
Batman: 0
Parkbandit
10-06-2005, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by Artha
If Batman's so cool, why'd his house burn down? (http://www.fresnobee.com/state_wire/story/11313151p-12062298c.html)
Superman: 1
Batman: 0
Yea.. coincidence that Superman has HEAT VISION THAT STARTS FIRES???
IT HAS BEGUN!
Warriorbird
10-06-2005, 08:09 AM
Yeah. Smells like a Superman setup.
I heard this movie got canned.
Latrinsorm
10-06-2005, 12:11 PM
At least Batman never got killed by a guy whose superpower was BONY KNUCKLES.
Batman: Infinity
Superman: Negative 12.
edit: While I'm here: Warriorbird, why did you find the goofiest picture of Scar that has even been created for your avatar?
[Edited on 10-6-2005 by Latrinsorm]
Warriorbird
10-06-2005, 12:25 PM
:) I found it on a FMA fansite and thought it looked REALLY silly. I believe in mocking my own siege mentality occassionally.
[Edited on 10-6-2005 by Warriorbird]
Xorai
10-06-2005, 05:33 PM
How does superman's cape fit in the clothes he wears as Clark Kent?
IronPigeon
10-06-2005, 06:05 PM
Supes totally owned Batman recently in The OMAC Project mini series. Of course, Batman wasn't exactly expecting a fight...
Parkbandit
10-06-2005, 07:14 PM
Batman vs Superman = human vs super human.
Great.. Batman has his gadgets and his reflexes.. but he is still only a man. Superman could simply fly into him.. splashing parts of him all over the globe.
I love Batman compared to Superman.. but I'm also a realist.
KRYPTONITE GAUNTLETS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO POST THE PICTURE?
Artha
10-06-2005, 07:20 PM
Even if Batman figured out a way to beat Superman, he could fly really really fast around the earth and reverse time, then go kick Batman's ass before he figured it out again.
Hulkein
10-06-2005, 07:31 PM
Smells like Sly Stalone burnt that bitch to the ground.
Superman = hay seed
Batman = Jet-set playboy millionaire
Nuff‘ said.
Artha
10-06-2005, 07:34 PM
And homeless, now. Haha!
Well, with the many multi-verses and continuums, everyone can be happy.
Xorai
10-06-2005, 07:58 PM
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=10/27418355239.jpg&s=x1
Originally posted by Artha
Even if Batman figured out a way to beat Superman, he could fly really really fast around the earth and reverse time, then go kick Batman's ass before he figured it out again.
Complete fantasy, objects become heavier as they increase in acceleration. Nothing with Mass can go beyond the speed of light because once it reaches the speed of light it will have infinite mass. Einstein's theory of special relativity.
Superman is gay, he never gets with Lois Lane while Bruce Wayne gets all the chicks. For you Batman haters, Robin isn't his gay lover he is his wingman. Every cool guy needs a wingman.
Artha
10-06-2005, 11:31 PM
Uh, he's Superman. He'd kick Einstein's ass then fly around him really fast so he never came up with his theory of special relativity, then kick his ass again.
And Bruce Wayne was rich, he wouldn't need a wingman. Robin was his steady booty.
[Edited on 10-7-2005 by Artha]
Originally posted by Artha
Uh, he's Superman. He'd kick Einstein's ass then fly around him really fast so he never came up with his theory of special relativity, then kick his ass again.
And Bruce Wayne was rich, he wouldn't need a wingman. Robin was his steady booty.
[Edited on 10-7-2005 by Artha]
Supes is scared to kick Einstein's ass. The WJC would file a formal protest....
How many times has Batman kicked Supes ass?
Even Rich guys need wingman.
What booty is Supes getting....Jimmy from the newsroom that's who.
Even Rich guys need wingman.
Face it your Man of Steel is gay.
I have posted it before but here it is again
1. He dresses in leotards that show off his muscles "and just about everything else."
2. He can never marry Lois Lane, they can only be buddies.
3. He leads a secret double life, "like a closet homosexual," according to the preacher.
4. He wears a cape. "Maybe y'all know some straight guys who waltz around in red capes - I sure don't," Rev. Blanblood declares.
5. He colors his hair with blue highlights.
6. As Clark Kent, he wears glasses even though he doesn't need them. "It's like he's advertising that he's some kind of sissy," the clergyman argues.
7.He is "overly chummy" with cute young cub reporter Jimmy Olsen.
8.He often poses with his hands on his hips, "the traditional gay posture."
9. He has X-ray vision, yet never uses the power to look through women's clothing, "the way any normal, red-blooded American man would," according to the preacher.
10.He's often seen flying through the air carrying a man he's just rescued - something Rev. Blanblood insists "no heterosexual male would be caught dead doing."
and finally an article about how the gay community want a gay actor to play Superman in the new movie and I think they got their wish. They can obviously recognise one of their own. :P
http://www.tagliners.org/archive/004305.html
Gay actors in the new Superman movie
Kevin Spacey
Shawn Ashmore
Brandon Routh
This movie could be called SuperHOMOman
Artha
03-22-2007, 06:31 PM
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/funnycomic_robin.jpg
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/funnycomic_jla.jpg
QED.
Caiylania
03-22-2007, 07:10 PM
One hell of a bump. But a funny ass thread to read.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
01-29-2008, 04:07 PM
Just watching Superman Returns again on HBO. What a great movie.
This is a super bump.
It was ok :(
Lex was awesome.
Ambrosia
01-29-2008, 05:26 PM
I like Superman Returns, I have to give that movie credit, it was pretty good.... and my boys are into the whole superhero thing. My 6 year old runs around in either a batman costume or a hulk one pretty much every weekend.
I liked the movie. So did my son. So I give it a thumbs up.
It reminds me of seeing the first round of Christopher Reeve movies when I was little.
I look forward to the sequel.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
01-29-2008, 06:00 PM
I run around in a Grimace costume. Ya know, the big purple guy from McDonalds that kind of looks like a hybrid potato-pear? OH YEAHHHHH
Parkbandit
01-29-2008, 06:55 PM
I was bored through most of that movie. My expectations were SO much more than that. The Jet scene was fantastic.. but not enough of those type of scenes in the movie to hold my interest.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
01-29-2008, 06:56 PM
Yeah, I got goosebumps from the jet scene. I think since he was "replacing" Reeves, they needed to build up the character. Next movie should be action packed.
Parkbandit
01-29-2008, 07:02 PM
Yeah, I got goosebumps from the jet scene. I think since he was "replacing" Reeves, they needed to build up the character. Next movie should be action packed.
Let's hope.
Kranar
01-29-2008, 07:05 PM
Yeah, I got goosebumps from the jet scene. I think since he was "replacing" Reeves, they needed to build up the character. Next movie should be action packed.
Highly unlikely unless they change director's. This is the same director as the first X-Men movie, and that was the dullest comic book movie in recent times.
Snapp
01-29-2008, 08:08 PM
The first X-Men movie was more of a introduction movie. The same director did the second X-movie I believe and I loved that one.
Clipt
01-29-2008, 10:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uklSyanOQfY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1cEhILbuNw&feature=related
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
01-29-2008, 10:06 PM
You guys are obsessing over a guy who wears red underwear over a blue spandex outfit. Kudos to any of you who still have your anal virginity.
Snapp
01-29-2008, 10:28 PM
You guys are obsessing over a guy who wears red underwear over a blue spandex outfit.
Superman is the man
Kudos to any of you who still have your anal virginity.
And what about those of us who don't? :p
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
01-29-2008, 10:31 PM
For those that don't, erm, sorry you can never take a crap without being reminded of the traumatizing events you have suffered?
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